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INK u will be in 2dy, gr8 2 hav u bk

Would lean on ma hrtbt 4 support cos ma legs just turn to jelly     _{dont do justice to d biuriful smile on ma face, u is welcome}  

bababuff:
Ha ha ha ha ha @poster Ha Ha ha

@poster, bend down and suck the thing between your legs!!!!!!

Ha ha ha ha ha

bababuff:
@poster, you wanna know how she got pregnant

Ask the hydraulic shape changer between your legs

Is this ur first day out of confinement

@topic

Invasion of the body snatchers BYL

wunmilyn:
hope say no be all ur suya money na him u don come use browse finish

Twinny I fink u get am right o!! im suya money dan finish 

bababuff:
I beg make I paroo go yonder go shayo.

baba ruff when una finish 4 paroo, biko, make una use una head waka komot, u eia 

Will tell her twas 2 die 4 hrtbt is beating @ a melodious tune. It will be tuned up felly felly soon _{love u twinny- kO still dey chambers? e neva surface 2dy}

Men in tights BYL

Mai Suya:
kai! na wa o! see grammer!

4 wia? d grammer dey ur side ryte nw?

INK, UK what a constructed sentence is

someone of ur calibre

Iris

Giving ma twinny a much over due huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug  Mizd ya! Mizd ya! Mizd ya!

im doin gr8, and the berra 4 seein u of course.

[quote author=goodass ]Bootayz Lyk Amigoz' May Entice[/quote]hehehe where was me when u sneaked in hpe u doin gr8, mizd ya!


@topic

External xray take rash away



BRAND

Romade and frog kiss, I remember.

Wrap him up in his cotton wool world

romade:
Sometimes, the good has to go, for the best to come, Just hang on?

He speaks sense


@ poster that type of friendship u do not require for ur continuos growth. Bye bye to belejayan

@ Poster

No.

Do not contribute Nada.

He gives u d creeps? is this a man u propose to marry?

Ignore d message


ma bad poster

Atreus:
Recently i've begun to wonder whether there's truly anything like rape. To start with,many women today need a lot of help. They dress provocatively,wearin little slips of nothing that leave nothing to the imagination. They wear tight tops with half their boobs spillin out,they wear rily tight pants that show off every shapely contour of their luscious backsides. They tease us,tempt us,errythang 'bout them is a bloody invitation. Their clothes,their strut,body language,errythin's an invitation. See,the problem with u women is that most of u confuse sexy with slutty. U can b wearin a cocoa sack n stil b as sexy as hell, on the other hand,u cld b wearin next to nothin n still have the sex appeal of a flat pancake. Its all about the carriage. But u dont knw that. U constantly sell urselves,and when some guy takes what they so blatantly offered,they scream rape. The sad truth is that many of those raped got what they were asking for,and even worse,some of them were active participants in their supposed 'rapes'. Most of 'em got what they deserved,and i feel no sympathy for such ones.

Hmmm

Does rape exist - Yes it does
Do I agree with your last sentence - Absolutely Not
Do I agree with some of what u said in ur earlier comments - Yes, but NO ONE deserves to be raped!! a mad woman dresses in little or nothing, I dont c any sane man going near her to rape her,  So our girls dress provocatively, I blame the parents, I blame society and finally I blame the girls, but that is not an invitation to be raped. Just because I talk like a president, I act like a president , i even pee like a president does that mean i deserve presidency?
Rape I personally think is the lowest of the low a man can stoop to, to get some.  

To these girls that dress in little or nothing, u have heard it here from one in a trillion frustrated men, cover urself up! what happened to some things are best imagined, hanging them loose only give out the wrong signal!! Hw many of these men drooling over ur exposed breast today will take u home to their parents dressed like a tart and introduce u as their wife to be, 

Think!! u will one day become parents urself, what legacy do u want to leave ur children ,

There is decency and indecency, sophisticated and tarty, where do u belong  

And to all men who cant keep it in their pants, there is NO excuse for rape!  If u cant keep it, then pay 4 the service (i aint condoning prostitution fyi), but at least that is two consenting adults.

RAPE is a NO NO.

@ Poster i see nothing wrong with it,

I dont know about u, but giving makes me feel good inside,regardless of the gender.

Especially when im in need myself and I still give.

Its good to give,

so you found a fine girl who likes ur ugly face and gbadun ur koko and u still asking the y question

Uby40:
It's quite absurd my confessing this,cos i'm a rather shy fella with it comes to opening up. well my confession goes thus:

I had been out of love for almost a year now,and i thought it was time i got into a relationship.
i had just one female companion in mind, who happens to also be my friend in the faculty. we are really close frnds,and she's been there for me althrough my pain-days.
i wooed her conderning my desire to be her man, and she turned me down,wit the pretext that[b] she thinks the friendship is more worthy[/b]. i was broken for days,cos it refreshed my heart of my past pain. recenlty( in Jan') i met a female frnd,whom we do get along pretty cool,and lately the attraction started growing. well, recently she had to come over to visit me,and apperently we are having a healthy relationship at the moment,and i am beginning to feel alive to love once again.
but the twist here is that when i got her introduced to my frnd at the Faculty, she went as cold as ice,and she's been like that till date. i got her talking,and she said she's always been in love wit me all these while, but she was scared i was like the other guys. as i am speaking to u guys, she has apperently walked out of our frndship,snubs me thesedays; cos she feels d hurt is too much, seeing me with another lady. i really need her frndship, but i cant leave my lady for nothing,cos she's brought me my long lost happiness.

how do i heal my frnd's hurt?

Not ur place to heal her hurt
She had the chance and she bone face, in her own words 'ur friendship is worth more than being an item'
so wot exactly is her hurt?
If I were u, I will re-examine this so called friendship with her, snubbing u isnt wot a good friend should be doing.
Give her time to sort herself out, the hurt isnt urs to ease.
All d best with ur new found love.

ifele:
The word ashawo is used wrongly to refer to prostitutes.

ashawo is a yoruba word but it does not mean prostitute in yoruba

the right word for prostitute is ale

ashawo or ashewo means money changer

I thot 'ale' is concubine

Prostitute in d dictionary as some peeps have quoted means exchanging sex 4 money,

However, depending on if you are the giver, receiver or victim it can be as relative as u want to define it !!

making notes to self

I will remember beyonce's 'if I was a boy ' and do the following verses

I'd roll out of bed in the morning
And throw on what I wanted
And go drink beer with the guys

And chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
And I'd never get confronted for it



Playa 4 24hrs, just wot d doctor ordered





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