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afribookorg:
Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news? Mike is dead??!!!”

“Woah, what the hell
happened to him?”

“Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom
window.”

“What a horrible way to die!”

“No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we
have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang,
this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.”

“What a way to go, that’s terrible!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He
managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister
breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him,
pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.”

“Now that is the most
unfortunate way to go!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just
beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.”

“Man, what a way to go!”

“No no, he survived that,
he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the
whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot
through him.”

“Now that is one awful
way to go!”

“No no, he survived that…”

“Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?”

“I shot him!”

“You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?”

“He was wrecking my house.”

Da morafhucker deserves to die.

What am I supposed yo do with this information?

buygala:
In essence Rhino O'Mockery is telling us to relocate ourselves and our families to those trains? ....


Please someone should alert me when there are brothels and weed joints on the trains.... Na those ones worry me pass

I dey feel you my guy.

**not hard to spot an igbo smoker**

SagePerv1:
[color=maroon]Local trains meant for transporting cargos and goats, now transporting people but yet, some dumb-box rice scavenging people are calling this development?


Damn. You guys should wake up.

You deserve super-sonic trains. Not these boxes.
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True.

How much?

chamboy:
sorry tandriod 4

Android nko? Olosho.

chamboy:
stop playing politics with the Dead. Baba is long dead.

oloriburuku.

chamboy:
You are a fool. Gerraout of here

Anuofia!

lonelydora:
That shows he's not a materialistic person and will not loot our money like the Otuokean is doing now.

kikikikikikiki I laugh in monkey style, yet osubanjo lives on the island, member of ikoyi club, his kids school abroad ...his wife's lifestyles Let's not go there

agabusta:
PDP and it's online goons has totally gone mad. They have no iota of respect for anybody at all in their propanganda schemes.

That picture seems to be taken from one of Prof Osinbajo's interaction with some village folks. Or it can either be an outright photoshop sef.

Shameless PDP animals did some modifications to the pix to make the man look like our incoming Vice President, the erudite and sagacious Professor Yemi Osinbajo.

Attached here is a pix of PYO's well educated and healthy looking swaggalicious mother.

Her nice garden, lovely pets and modest but very clean home can be seen in the background. This must be a very good mother, as I just found myself smiling at her.

That's Mrs Anifowose and she is our chairperson and is not in anyway related to Paster Osubanjo

Medley:
Nigerian politics is a total joke, people dig out unnecessary information,that can't address policy making and the issues at hand.

Whats ur source?

which sauce.. abi you no see the resemblance

Techno as in chinco phone?
I dey crase
Iranu

AlfaSeltzer:
I may now vote buhari just to see their northern faces when osinbajo takes over in a few weeks.

I like the way you think you naughty boy .. Osinbajo might even reduce pump price to 25N

Elslim:
YEPA

Oga GEJ dis I hear u well?? FULFILED kini

He must be smoking his pubic hair. I haven't had light since two weeks now.

hamingra:
Another saTANist! Yeye person!

e pain am! and na play I dey play with this smallie

hamingra:
Another saTANist! Yeye person!

Who you dey talk to like that this small boy?
...no run o... I dey come!
Onisekuse!

macof:
Jst look at morons attacking a mother whom her child loves.
I no blame u...maybe your mothers didn't smoke Igbo but surely nothing close to that woman in motherhood

Yinmu

gabby4u4:
Very stupid how some of you judge others!!! This stuff called cannabis sativa or the indica specie, has never resulted to cancer from its consumption (smoked nor eaten) and medically its oil have been proven to be a good remedy for cancer pain relief, yet its a contraban while tobacco that yields/ leads to cancer is allowed freely in the air!!! What a stupid ideology. Don't judge anyone; hemp smoking, alcohol consumption bla bla bla! People find solace anyhow rather than join BH or become political thugs. However, the abuse/excessive consumption of the above mentioned must be frowned at! Till date, t
here has been no smoker of cannabis that's been
diagnosed of nor died of cancer. GO AND FIND OUT!!!
RIP to the brave wife, mother, aunty, sister etc. You
stood by a brave man and supported his course and
ideology throughout your life time with him. Seun be
proud of your mum any day anytime. Leave these
cramps, their parents didn't fornicate before they got
married!!!

Another igbo smoker

ureach:
D guy just loves his mom...

Level of People's judgmental attitude's got out of this world these days.

+the woman's late... have a heart people...!!!

MadCow1:
But if he posted a picture of his mother drinking Wine (alcohol) you would have found it okay abi? But you obviously are ignorant to the fact that Alcohol has killed more people than Indian Hemp..



Or if he had posted a picture of his mother holding a bible, you would have loved it even more.. But again,
religion has killed more people than hemp..



You don't need to like the hemp, but Ganja is made by God for man.. It is less harmful than the wine used for communion in church..

Igbo smoker, by their comments ,you shall know them.
I have always liked your comments and l love them all these inclusive.

mumsgirl27:
Madam or Sirdam, mushroom or no mushroom, have seen people get lots of help there, so don't downgrade one blog for the other, state your opinion without quoting mine.

I will quote you however I like, you are up to no good and I'm happy that you been ignored. You think we don't know what goes down there? Always looking to profiteer.

[quote author=mumsgirl27 post=30781121]Am so sorry about your sister's health...May God in his infinite mercy grant her speedy recovery. If you can, it's just a suggestion, open a facebook page for her, send your sister's health problem to stella's dimoko kurkos blog (don't no if I get the spelling right), she and her blog visitors might be of help, create more awareness. May God help you and continue to heal your sister.[/quote
]

Don't think of going to that mushroom blog. Everything there is arrangee. I think you will get more help from Linda's blog. Personally Linda will assist. If I hear stella dimoko.

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