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I shigbuo onwe gi!! No try any Calabar or Tiv girls with such smaller joysticks cos you wouldn't like the embarrassment and you gat to regret ever teasing them with such.. Abi na cigarette you wan insert there??

They say: "there's no harm in trial". That's why I want to give it a trial via Matters of the Heart, cos I believe 60% of Successful Relationship of Nowadays mainly started from Social Networks. Seriously NEED a GIRLFRIEND that I can PROUDLY call My Own. I'm in my late 20's (age). And my name is Tim... Matured minds though, no insult meant!! 08181979857; 08168919883.

Ermmm, @OP I kinda agree with u smhw especially on number "3" but number "2".. Nooo, (mba o) na dem dey give-out anyhow via any opportunity cos they hardly get patronizers. Ever wondered why majority of Spinsters being taking to Aisle are semi-ugly cos their prospective husbands sees beyond their looks. And as for some dat claims 2 b NickiMinaj & Beyounce, dey dia dey play Hard To Get while ur mates gets MARRIED every SATURDAY. Besides one wise man once said to me: SHOW ME A BEAUTIFUL LADY & I 'LL SHOW U A GUY WHO'S TIRED OF F**KING HER..

Chai!! Women palaver too much o.. God have mercy cos I 'll still be a man even in my next world.

osedvgirl:
I can & I have done it

Dear I love your courage,. (If you love somebody walk-up to him and tell him u love am. From African China)

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Pls in dire need of some of NYSC KITS like the Crested-vest, Cap & Jungle Boot, even if fairly used is welcomed.

Pls am in dire need of some of NYSC KITS like the Crested-vest, Cap & Jungle Boot, even fairly used is welcomed.

This is to inform all the candidates who participated in the 2015/2016 POST-UTME of Enugu State University of Science & Technology, ESUT, that we have released the Merit/First Admission List. You can only check yours using this website: www.esutportal.net OR www.portal.esut.edu.ng. Then click on "Check Admission Status" icon. After that, you will see another page where you can enter just your JAMB REG. NUMBER & your ESUT RESULT CHECKING PIN. Then you click on "Submit". Note: Whatever it displays thereafter ascertains whether you are being offered admission in the Merit List or not. Please endeavour to inform others. I wish you all the Best. For More Information/Enquiry: Timothy: 08037378030. timothyezeh@yahoo.com.

Which other concentration do u want @ OP., her Bahind z already d center of concentration,. Chei!! (in owerri dialet: ukwu nkene wu ya o) dis waist na Gbagam!! And I'll say to the waist: satan get bahind me for I refuse to be seduced.

njameso:
got this message:
Sequel 2 CV submitted 2 our Org PROSPERITE CONCEPT LTD. Via 3wjobs. U\'re hereby Invited 4 an Oral Assessment 4 d post of Customer Service Rep.
COMPANY ADDRESS:Plot 228 Home-Touch Building Opp NEM Insurance, Obanikoro B/stop. Lag.
DATE: 01/09/15
TIME: 10am

please people, how true is this Company?

@ Njamesa I got d exact sms u got but the difference is that I was invited for the Oral Assessment next week Tuesday, being 8/9/2015 by 10am. My question is, have u gone for yours, since yours is a week older than mine?

kamez:
I am the way the truth and the life. no one comet unto the father except thru me. that's what Jesus said.


God alone can forgive all sins.. confess ur sins directly to him thru Jesus no priest can absolve ur sins. only Jesus can..

oya catholics in the house, sentence me to death.

Mehn no one z sentencing 2 death cos u are entitled 2 ur opinion. Well, coming 2 ur stance d Gospel of John explaims it all.. Where Christ gave the Disciples the power to Bind n Loose; that whatsoever they bind on earth shall be bind in Heaven and whatsoever they loose on earth shall be loosed in Heaven.. Mind U, this is not Catholics quotation but Christ's..

This is to inform all candidates who chose ENUGU STATE UNIVERSITY OF SCIENCE & TECHNOLOGY, ESUT in the 2015 UTME and scored 180 & above, and all those who did not choose ESUT but now wish to apply are invited to ESUT Screening exercise at the ESUT permanent campus Agbani on 18th and 19th August 2015 respectively. You are to access, register & complete the screening forms at www.portal.esut.edu.ng by obtaining scratch cards from any of the following Banks in Enugu State on payment of N2,500.00 processing fee. (1) Access Bank ESUT Enugu & Nsukka Branches. (2) First Bank Okpara Avenue, Presidential Rd & Agbani Branches. (3) UBA Bank all Branches in Enugu. (4) Fidelity Bank ESUT & all Branches in Enugu State. The on-line registration starts on Thursday July 23rd, 2015 & ends on Wednesday August 12th, 2015. NB: All DIRECT ENTRY CANDIDATES who chose ESUT are also to sit for the screening test. They are to access the screening forms & other information as stated above and request their institutions to forward to ESUT Registrar, transcript of their results. I wish you all the BEST. For more information: Timothy 08037378030. Email: timothyezeh@yahoo.com.

As for me, I wudnt chase her more than 6months since they (ladies) usually run out of patience wearing an Engagement Ring for the first 6months..

@ Tochilastborn: Yes, there's hope even for those who didn't choose ESUT. Though you have about 80% chance if you go through Back-Up.

I wish to inform all candidates who choose Enugu State University of Science & Technology (ESUT) on 2014 UTME and scored 180 and above; and all those who did not choose ESUT but now wish to apply, are invited to ESUT SCREENING EXERCISE at the Permanent Campus Agbani. The Form is sold at the rate of N2,000 and it's obtainable at the following Banks in Enugu State Only. (1). Access Bank Enugu, ESUT & Nsukka Branches. (2). Zenith Bank Trans-ekulu Enugu & ESUT Branches. (3). UBA plc All Branches in Enugu. (4). First Bank Enugu Okpala Avenue & Presidential Road. (5). Fidelity Bank plc ESUT & all Branches in Enugu. NB: The online registration Starts on Monday July 14th, 2014 and Ends on Wednesday 30th July 2014. Please endeavor to inform others. Wish you Success. For More Information/Enquiry: Timothy 08037378030. Thanks.

Seyixyz: ESUT na sch?Abeg,okada..Make we go jor

U shud b supportive 2 dis positive approach instead of being sarcastic. I dnt blame u rather i blame ur unreasonable acumen.. U shud take a glance at d Nigerian University Ranking 4 2013 Session & see if ESUT z nt far beta than ur Alma-mater. If u must knw Esut z d Best State University in d East.. Gr8 ESUTITES.,

Who says Insurance z nt among d highest paid job in d Universe lik in 9ja afta Politics cums Oil money, afta Oil money na Insurance.. Proud 2 b An Underwriter!!

@Collins, if truly a lecturer of ESUT assistd u in Admsn then u dnt hv a problm bt where ur problm lies, is if u didn't choose ESUT in ur jamb nt minding whether ur wrote d screening or not. All d best. Comrd. Timothy 08037378030.

Jst as being prophesied, d tym wen 7women will lik 2 cling 2 1man jst 2 answer his name & b called his wife.. Babes make una dey there dey form & continue playing hard 2 get while ur Mates dey get Married evry Saturdays..

Jnr Pope Odonwodo z an Actor dat get Swag lik dat of Jim Iyke,.. Normally acts like a Thug, Mafian.. (Y) Jnr Pope i hail u & ur etc.. Kudos Bro.

I wish to commend all the newly admitted students of Enugu State University of Science & Technology ESUT. Also to inform you that you are required to pay-up your ESUT Acceptance Fee within a period of 3weeks. The amount is N26,100. You can only pay it here in Enugu State @ Fidelity Bank Okpara Avenue, Zenith Bank ESUT Enugu Campus or Skye Bank ESUT Agbani Campus. Note: For the unfortunates/those who are yet to see their names on the Admission List, i advice you seek for Admission Back-up because other Lists that will accompany the Merit will favour those who scored very high in their Esut Screening Exam as well as those who Sort their ways through. Please endeavour to inform others. I wish you (ASPIRANTS OF ESUT) the Best. FOR MORE ENQUIRY: Timothy 08037378030. timothyezeh@yahoo.com.

I wish to commend all the newly admitted students of Enugu State University of Science & Technology ESUT. Also to inform you that you are required to pay-up your ESUT Acceptance Fee within a period of 3weeks. The amount is N26,100. You can only pay it here in Enugu State @ Fidelity Bank Okpara Avenue, Zenith Bank ESUT Enugu Campus or Skye Bank ESUT Agbani Campus. Note: For the unfortunates/those who are yet to see their names on the Admission List, i advice you seek for Admission Back-up because other Lists that will accompany the Merit will favour those who scored very high in their Esut Screening Exam as well as those who Sort their ways through. Please endeavour to inform others. I wish you (ASPIRANTS OF ESUT) the Best. FOR MORE ENQUIRY: Timothy 08037378030. timothyezeh@yahoo.com.

@ Kenbenne.. It simply means that your Jamb Reg.Number is not among the ESUT MERIT LIST FOR 2013/2014 ACADEMIC SESSION. That is, no admission for you yet.

@ Beauty Ng.. I must commend u 4 ur outstanding score in ESUT POSTUTME bt if U must knw, Esut mostly considers 1st Choice Candidates, i.e those who prove that they Cherish our Varsity. As a matter of fact, one of my candidates who scored "191" in POSTUTME was offered ADMISSION but his cousin who scored "288" was not admitted although they both applied for the same course (Geology & Mining) simply because the former chosed ESUT as his First Choice..

This is to inform all the candidates who participated in the 2013/2014 POST-UTME of Enugu State University of Science & Technology, ESUT, that we have released the Merit/First Admission List. You can only check yours using this website:www.esutportal.net. Click on the icon "Prospective Students'' this will lead you to a page where you will click on "Check Admission Status for 2013/2014 Session. After that, you will see another page where you can enter just your JAMB REG.NUMBER. Then you click on "Submit". Note: Whatever it displays thereafter ascertains whether you are being offered admission in the Merit List or not. Please endeavour to inform others. I wish you all the Best. For More Enquiry: Timothy: 08037378030. timothyeze@yahoo.com.

gree-die:
lol... pagan madness? and you know this because?.. der u go, interpreting the bible according to your level of ignorance...

The Gospel of St. John relates two significant accounts which relate to Mary — the wedding feast of Cana and the Crucifixion. Of the first account we read:
“There was a marriage in Cana of Galilee, and the Mother of Jesus was there. And Jesus also was invited, and His disciples, to the marriage. And the wine failing, the Mother of Jesus said to Him, ‘They have no wine.’ And Jesus said to her, ‘Woman, what is it to Me and to thee? My hour is not yet come.’ His Mother said to the waiters, ‘Whatsoever He shall say to you, do ye’” (John 2:1-5).
Jesus Christ then proceeded to work His first public miracle at His Mother’s request. Everything related in the Gospels is inspired by God, and there is a reason for it. Does not this narrative of the wedding feast manifest the intercessory power of Mary with Jesus Christ, her Divine Son?
In the second account, also take from the Gospel of St. John, we read:
“There stood by the Cross of Jesus His Mother... When Jesus therefore had seen His Mother and the disciple standing whom He loved, He saith to His Mother: ‘Woman, behold thy son...’” (John 19:25-27).
Just as Eve cooperated with Adam in the Fall of mankind, the Blessed Virgin Mary cooperated with Jesus Christ in our redemption. She “stood by the Cross of Jesus.” What anguish, what sorrow did the Mother of Jesus experience at the foot of the Cross as she witnessed the sufferings and death of her Divine Son!
In both accounts, Jesus addressed Mary by the term woman. In Hebrew the word used by Jesus was a term which would be addressed to a queen or a woman of high rank. It was a term of great respect.
But why did Jesus Christ address His Mother by the term woman at these two significant moments in His life — at His first public miracle, and at His Crucifixion on the Cross?
Our Divine Lord wanted to clearly indicate that His Mother was the Woman spoken of in the Book of Genesis:
“I will put enmities between thee (Satan) and the Woman, between thy seed and her seed, and she shall crush thy head.”

catholics do not, as Protestants falsely believe, worship the Blessed Virgin Mary. We honor her who was so intimately connected with Jesus Christ, the Son of God, the Second Person of the Blessed Trinity. Yes, there is only one Mediator with the Father — Jesus Christ. Only the God-Man Jesus Christ could have redeemed mankind. Nevertheless, we pray to Mary that she may intercede for us with her Divine Son. How often we request the assistance of prayers from our fellow men — how much more powerful are the prayers and intercession of the Blessed Virgin Mary! In the Old Testament, we read how Moses prayed with arms outstretched and interceded with God to procure the victory of the Israelites over their enemies in a crucial battle. As long as he prayed, they were victorious. When he ceased his prayers, the Israelites began to lose. Because of this, it was necessary for two men to hold up Moses’ arms in prayer until the battle was won. Also, we read in the Old Testament how Josue prayed to God to have the day prolonged in order to win another crucial battle. If Moses and Josue could have such intercession before God, how much more powerful are the prayers of the Blessed Virgin Mary!

Y would any1 dat properly sucked his mother's breast b bold 2 say dat U Love D Son & Despise D Mother.. Abeg, Is Dat Nt Insanity?

I presume dis National Identification Number has ntin 2 do wit d Mark Of The Beast (Anti-christ) as being foretold.. Am xo curious. God help us all...