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ILLUMINATI 6-6-6!! Kanye West's New Album . . . Is DISRESPECTFUL . . . Of JESUS CHRIST!!! (How They Gonna Keep ATTACKING Christianity Like This??)

First Jay Z asks people to call him JAY-HOVAH. Now we hear that Kanye has changed his name to YEEZUS CHRIST. His new album is called YEEZUS!!!
If he'd have named it something DISRESPECTFUL of Islam or Judaism . . . he'd be FORCED to change the name and APOLOGIZE. #thistheendofdays#
http://mediatakeout.com/m62916/illuminati-6-6-6-kanye-west-s-new-album-is-disrespectful-of-jesus-christ-how-they-gonna-keep-attacking-christianity-like-this.html

X Factor, the world’s number one singing reality TV show, which national operator Globacom brought to Africa for the first time in March will go on air this Saturday.

A statement from the company said highlights of the auditions held in Nigeria and Ghana will be broadcast on Saturday on African Independent Television (AIT) at 7-8 p.m., Silverbird Television (STV) at 8.30-9.30 p.m. and Wale Adenuga Production Television (WAP TV) at 4-5 p.m.

Nigerian Television Authority (NTA) and Ghana’s Viasat will also broadcast the programme on Sunday at 5-6 p.m. and 8-9 p.m. respectively, the statement added.

Auditions for the show have so far been held in Port Harcourt and Abuja in Nigeria as well as in Kumasi and Accra in Ghana. Lagos auditions are scheduled for the 25th and 26th of May.

With the programme going on air, Globacom noted, entertainment lovers will be able to see all the exciting highlights of the battle by thousands of aspiring singers to make the final stages of the competition that will see the winner going home with a N24 million cash prize. The winner will also get a recording contract with Sony Music for the recording of an album and professional management of the winning individual or group.

http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/glo-x-factor-goes-on-air-today/

God bless the OP for opening a thread like this. I just fell inlove wif Nigeria again
God bless my beloved country

Pls they should go on wif the plan abeg.
Who want them sef?

Thank you JESUS for grace
GRACE GRACE

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United paraded the Barclays Premier League trophy in Manchester on Monday evening.
Sir Alex and players proudly showed off the silverware to thousands of supporters from Old Trafford to Albert Square in the city centre.
http://www.manutd.com/en/Champions2013/Champions2013News/2013/May/gallery-of-manchester-united-champions-2013-parade.aspx

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On Tuesday May 7th, popular hotelier and politician Prince Buruji Kashamu was on Arik flight no - W3155 from Lagos to Abuja, Time- 15h00. Ticket number 7253293631462-1. Seat no- 4F, when his $62, 000 disappeared from his briefcase. Below is what he said.
"I have never heard of this type of daylight robbery and didn't think I would be the first but the next time it happens to me, Arik Air should be ready for me.
I had $62,000 ( sixty two thousand dollars) in my briefcase and saw the money just before I went through screening. I noticed in the car on my way to the hotel that the money has mysteriously left my suitcase.
Arik air either has a ring of thieves doing this operation in collaboration with the operators of the screening machine or has a spirit that steals from its overhead compartment.
I heard that some people actually buy business class tickets just to steal from the rich men in that section of the plane. This is not the first time we are hearing about people losing things on the plane. The airline companies need to be more vigilant.
http://lindaikeji..co.uk/2013/05/hotelier-politician-prince-buruji.html?m=1

Such a sad story to report but it will definitely end well in Jesus name...Amen. Nwanchukwu Ozioko, popularly known as Vast from the popular singing group, Bracket, has been diagnosed with Lymphoma, a type of cancer of the blood. (Please Google it)

The singer was diagnosed in February this year after suffering serious body pains, headaches, non stop coughing, loss of weight and weakness while in Paris for a show. He flew to London where a test conducted determined he had cancer. Vast has been receiving treatment at the Wellington Hospital in the UK since February and I hear he's responding very well to treatment. He has undergone 4 cycles of chemotherapy with each cycle costing about N1.4million. He will do a few more before returning to Nigeria next month.

The sad part I hear from sources close to the singer is that he actually went to a hospital in Nigeria late last year when he started losing weight and feeling weak. They conducted a test on him but it took them forever to come back with the test result. Over three months actually. By then the cancer had spread to his liver. But thankfully he's getting better and will return home soon. Please say a prayer for him.

http://lindaikeji..co.uk/2013/05/lib-exclusive-vast-of-bracket-diagnosed.html?m=1

Hawaii: I remember when I was in Uni, circa 1995 and we were writing an exam. The question asked students to write a letter to their dads who had just set up a company advising him on how to set up a cost-accounting system.
My friend started out "Dear Father".
Another friend saw him, and said, "haba, - - - -, how can you be writing letter. Dem just want make you write on setting up a cost-accounting system".
So my friend crossed out the intro, and proceeded to write on setting up the system.

When 5 more minutes was announced, still another person asked him how he ended the letter.
He asked, "which letter"?
"the letter wey you suppose write na".
"ha, I no write any letter oh, I jus write on the steps for setting up a system"
"No, oh, you suppose write letter oh"

Just then, invigilator announces, "get ready to stop"

my friend quickly pens a post script to his answer at the bottom.
"Dear father, kindly accept the above, as a letter".

Oooo Jesus help me †̥o stop laughing

charcoalblaq: Hey! Nairaland just tok sey i no fit tok for pidgin again O!

Anyways, see as princess dey look for that first picture like sey she hear sey person wan come OBJECT!

Her eye be like "where dem dey?"

U go kill me wif laff

I'm suppose to read all those rules b4 posting? Story!!!
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Comedienne Damilola Adekoya popularly known as Princess is marrying her sweetheart Ade as you read this. Their wedding is going on right now at Balmoral Hall in Ikeja. I see she didn't wear the conventional white dress. Not bad at all. Happy married life to her and Ade.

For celebs in general, Instagram has not only become a medium to share photos of their daily life but a way to show off their personal style. So please believe that when it comes to the creme de la creme of Naija’s entertainment industry, they are showing us more than enough STYLE to work with and admire! So with that said, let’s get into the MOST STYLISH CELEBRITIES IN NIGERIA!



TOKE MAKINWA

First up we have radio personality, Toke Makinwa! With her dark long locks, flawless makeup and demure style she reminds me of a life size Barbie doll. Or rather the more exotic version of Barbie. Every time she steps out on the red carpet or snaps a random photo on Instagram you can tell she’s all about being a LADY. Even when she does something edgy with her look it still exudes femininity.
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GENEVIEVE NNAJI

Another no-brainer was the incomparable Genevieve Nnaji. It seems like the older she gets the finer she gets and along with her looks her style becomes more and more classic. She can wear the hell out of a dress and make you want to buy it right off the rack and if possible wear it off her back. There’s something sexy yet subtle about the way she dresses. It doesn’t overpower you but creeps up on you but in a good way.
UTI NWACHUKWU

Next up we have Mr Uti Nwachukwu! The only man that can rock this style of dreads! When I first saw Uti at the NEAwards last September with his plaid suit, I was like… wahala deeeey! Like who else could pull that kind of suit of, if not him? All I know is that he follows his own trends not what fashion dictates! Ultimately that is why is he on this list!
EBUKA

When it comes to colors, Ebuka, knows how to mix and match them! Adding color to a man’s wardrobe can be tricky for most but I guess he falls under another category. I personally think the color blue looks great on him! Gentleman: take note… no offense.
KATE HENSHAW

Kate Henshaw is in same class as Genevieve when it comes to the kinds of clothing they would go for but Kate’s athelic build just allows any dress to look great on her and fit like a glove. I also love that she sports her natural hair at times …when you have to let your hair just breathe y’know!
RITA DOMINIC

Now Rita Dominic, gets a standing ovation from me. She has really grown into her own woman style wise! I’ve been noticing all these vintage inspired outfits and dresses she’s been rocking to events and on red carpets. Recently she wore a huge hat, baby blue blazer, white collared shirt and trousers to Tuface’s wedding and I absolutely loved it. She’s been trying new things when it comes to her coordinating a look and I must say that I am impressed. Levels have most certainly changed honey!
D’BANJ

Aside from the exposed D&G briefs and Jesus piece in this photos… oh and the bare chest, D’Banj does have a style all his own. Yes men were wearing suits in Naija before he came around but in a sea of artists rocking the latest kicks, T-Shirts, tailored jeans, D’Banj made it sexy and appealing to wear suits as an entertainer in Naija.
TIWA SAVAGE

Tiwa is a fashionista through and though. She not only wears dresses and outfits that look great on her. She adds accessories to the mix and in a bold way! Check out the gold cuffs on her wrist and gold plated necklace she’s wearing in the photo above. These are the little additions that can take an outfit from nice to a show stopper and Tiwa does that perfectly.
ALEX EKUBO

Please believe I had to add the one and only Alex Ekubo. Take a look at that photo first and tell me his style is not on point. Apart from being a very handsome man, he knows how to wear a suit and tie. You can tell he likes to look sharp and clean. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him look undone. He is always put together… and although he’s dressed in all black in the photo above, he knows how to incorporate bold colors into his wardrobe which can never hurt.
BURNA BOY

Burna Boy! Burna Boy! Burna Boy! This guy’s style just makes me think of Puffy aka P. Diddy back in the days when he was rolling with Biggie sans the sleeveless shirts and tattoos of course. Maybe its the shades, I don’t know but I get that vibe from him. I love the way he dressing down and how he dresses it up, he never seems to have a care as to what others around may say or think. Some may call that cockiness, I call it confidence. That’s something you need to have if you’re going to walking around with leopard printed sleeveless top and dark shades.

Well, these are my top ten! You may not agree so go ahead and tell me who you think should have made this list!
http://www.hotnaijagossip.com/2013/05/10-most-stylish-celebrities-in-igeria.html?m=1


Toke Makinwa

He is married to a Kenyan actress, Hassanatu Kanu. The wedding took place in 2007.

May,06, 2013: MediaTakeOut.com just got OFFICIAL WORD this morning - Beyonce and Jat Z are expecting another child together. We spoke with a QUASI-OFFICIAL member of Bey's team who CONFIRMED IT.

And it gets better. The insider, who told us that Bey is "two months" pregnant, claims that Beyonce is NOT using outside photographers - in hopes that she can HIDE her pregnancy until she's OUT of her first trimester. The insider explains, "Only photos that do not show her stomach up close are released to the public."

We're told that Bey planned on making the OFFICIAL announcement next month . . . at the BET AWARDS. But now that we're BREAKING THE NEWS . . . it could be MUCH earlier.

By the way, this report is NOT speculation - it is FACT. Once it comes out - don't forget where you heard it FIRST.

Congratulations to Beyonce and Jay - the TOP BALLER COUPLE IN THE GAME.

Actress Ebube Nwagbo shaves hair for movie role.
The actress shared the photos on her Twitter page.

It’s on blackberry messenger display pictures! It’s being posted on Instagram. Girls are getting hitched and flaunting that rock on their finger. Don’t dull in your father’s house and plan other people’s weddings! I am here to help you so you don’t become a last carrier. Do you have a boo? Do you want to be his Mrs? If you are desperate enough, try all ten or maybe a couple of the following suggestions.

1.Become His Mother’s Best Friend
Why are you spending those lazy Saturday afternoons gossiping with friends and catching up on the latest gist? Why are you following him to Cold Stone for ice-cream? Stop that now! Spend your Saturdays with your potential mum-in law. Go to the market, make her lunch and arrange her closet. That way, he’ll notice the bond between you and her. If he is a mama’s boy, you already have that ring.

2.Attend Every Family Function
Even if he just mentions it casually or doesn’t invite you, FIND the venue. That favourite aunt of his would notice you and start pestering him to marry you. Don’t forget to dress to kill and buy the Aso-Ebi where applicable.

3.Cook Your Heart Out.
Don’t waste his money on a buffet at Protea today and Thai food tomorrow. In fact you are wasting your children’s school fees on irrelevant dates. If you’re not able to cook, LEARN! Enroll yourself for catering classes. Furthermore, as our people say, the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.

4.Let Him Win most Arguments
Ladies stop arguing and just accept. Men love nothing more than to have their ego stroked, so massage and polish that ego. Sometimes there could be a particular issue in the relationship that keeps rearing its ugly head. You argue and it makes him less inclined to marry you.

5.Minimize Your Outings
You are on the path to being Mrs Somebody. Your man can’t propose to you if you are still gallivanting around town with your “girls” going out for drinks, concerts and so on. Hang out with them during the day. If you have to be out at night, make sure it’s in his company or a night vigil. This way, you are adding more yards to your wife material.

6.Always Look Smashing
There is nothing more that a man likes than his woman looking like a 10. What are you using your salary for? Invest it in your looks.  That’s what attracted him in the first place. If you are into weaves, you can’t slack using cheap synthetic ones; you must go for Brazilian, Peruvian, or Mongolian weaves. If you are team natural, make sure you’ve got it together. Most importantly make sure your nails are perfectly manicured because you never know when he’ll propose.

7.He Must be Your Plus+One For all Weddings.
Forget that single girlfriend of yours that tags along to weddings with you to fish for men. Take your potential le hubby! This way he’ll get inspired by what he sees. In fact get all your friends to start asking “when is it your turn guys?” You know how that could be annoying. He’ll just get tired of hearing it all the time and he just might pop the Q to shut them up.

8.Catching The Bouquet.
This is extremely important. At every wedding you attend, you must and I stress MUST catch the bouquet by all means. You can push, pull weaves, punch your competitors or even bribe the bride. Just make sure you go home with the bouquet. If you catch it each time, he’ll think it’s a sign from God.

9.You Don’t need an 18-carat Diamond Tiffany& co Engagement Ring.
Nowadays, a lot of guys have it in their heads that they need to invest in a center stone and who can blame them? Ladies be content. Be it diamond, ruby, emerald, granite or a piece of Olumo rock. After all ain’t nobody’s “bidness” but yours and your baby! The whole point is to have a ring with a rock. Let your guy know you’d be happy either way. This way, he’ll need less time to save up for a ring.


PS: Please don’t sue me if this doesn’t work, I am just trying to lighten things up.

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Akinlami Babatunde Julius, popularly known as Elenu, married his longtime girlfriend Chinwe Anyanwu in a traditional wedding that held today May 4th at the brides home in Owerri, Imo State. Congrats to them.

A photo shoot they did for Genevieve Magazine. Lovely family!

AY Comedian and Omawumi cover May issue of Redsheet Magazine

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Shellie Bo Talley is a 55 year woman who looks and dresses like a woman in her 20's. The only thing that gives her away is her grey hair. Shellie is a mum, grandmother, host and CEO of Blaq Pearl Entertainment.
She says she's never had surgery...

Recently, Project Alert, a non-governmental women's rights organization, has been getting calls from people all over Nigeria reporting rape and asking them what to do. The organization decided to write an article that can guide people on what they can do in case of rape. See the article below...
“My friend just got raped by her tutorial coach, what do we do?”
“I was raped by my neighbour, I told my mother but she refused to believe me. What do I do?”
“My daughter was raped so I shaved her hair and beat her up so that it won’t repeat itself and no rapist will be attracted to her”
These reports are just less than 1% of the cases we have to deal with everyday on issues concerning rape. From our experience we have realized that many people are still ignorant about what to do in a rape situation. People say there is a rape epidemic in Nigeria but the reality is that rape has always lived with us since time immemorial; we are only witnessing an increase in the reporting of rape cases. 
Most families like to keep it covered up and let abusers go free which has resulted to more rape by the same abuser. How can you explain a case of a Father who raped all his daughters and went on to rape his 15month old granddaughter? If such a man was apprehended when he committed the first act, his other daughters, granddaughter and other undisclosed girls would not have fallen victim. 
When it happens in our neighbourhoods the response people give are usually “if na me eh, person go die this night, if na me eh, I go cut his thing, if na my sister eh, the thing wey I go do, I never know am.” Before you think we made this up, this was the exact response we got when a 10 year old was raped in her neighbourhood. All hands are on deck to end this menace, more victims are summoning courage to speak up but it is not enough. If every Nigerian knows what to do in case of rape, we would have less rape incidence, less unwanted pregnancies and a decrease in the number of people with HIV/AIDS and Sexually Transmitted Infection (STI).
It’s normal to see people reading this who would say, “Tufiakwa! God Forbid! It is not my portion! Back to Sender!” no one ever wishes for rape but in case it happens around you this is what you should do:
·         Emotional Support: Victims must realize and be reassured that the rape was not their fault. Give a listening ear to the victim and don’t blame them, punish them or accuse them of lying.
·         Preserve The Evidence: Do not shower, wash the clothes and underwear, brush your teeth, drink anything, eat, wash your hands, douche or urinate until after you have had a medical examination. Doing any of the above will destroy evidence (things that your attacker may have left behind, such as fibers, hairs, saliva or semen). Save all of the clothing you were wearing at the time of the assault. Place each item of clothing in a separate paper bag. Do not use plastic bags because the heat in them may destroy your evidence like semen. Do not clean or disturb anything in the area where the assault occurred. This will be hard because victims want to shower and feel refreshed but it will help you get justice.

·         Get Medical Examination: this is very important and must be done in a Government hospital. Only government hospital reports are admissible in court. Victim must be given access to Post Exposure Prophylaxis (PEP) to prevent HIV infection and this should be taken within 48 hours and is available at every government hospital. Morning after Emergency Contraceptive can be prescribed to greatly decrease the chance of pregnancy. Take a change of clothes to the hospital because they will need to keep the clothes and underwear worn during the assault for evidence.

·         Report to the Nearest Police Station: Reporting to the police is crucial in the quest to get justice and keep the abuser behind bars. Every time we lock up a rapist, we're preventing him or her from committing another attack. It's the most effective tool that exists to prevent future rapes. Victims should go to the police in the company of a trusted family member or friend. 

·         Get professional counselling for the victim. Counselling is the first step to recovery and victims need that to heal and transition successfully. Victims of rape are more likely to suffer depression, low self esteem, guilt, sleep disorders, insecurity etc.

Over to you guys, share your comments, suggestions, advice or questions with us below.
Project Alert is a non-governmental human rights organization established in 1999 to protect and promote the rights of women and young girls in the society, especially their rights to live free from all forms of violence against them. Our areas of intervention are Research and Documentation (R&), Human Rights Education (HRE) and Support Services Program (SSP) which includes legal aid, temporary shelter services for abused women, counselling, and skills acquisition training. www.projectalertnig.org follow us on twitter @Projectalertvaw and connect with us on Facebook: Project Alert on violence against women.

thorpido: It's generally harder for men to forgive things....maybe nature.
But u sef,why u go cheat on your man?

i dnt say i cheat

Why is it so difficult and in some cases
impossible for you guys to forgive when
your woman cheats on you? No matter how
much you men love a woman, once she
cheats, it's usually over! Why?
You guys cheat all the time and women
forgive you. But when it's reversed, you
don't forgive. Why? Is it your ego?