₦airaland Forum

One of the most famous martial arts masters of Spain, Juan Carlos Aguilar, 47, has been arrested for the murder of a Nigerian prostitute in Spain.

The 29-year-old Nigerian woman, Maureen Ada, was allegedly beaten up by Kung Fu martial artist Juan Carlos Aguilar and left in coma after the assault. She was found by the police at Aguilar's gym after a passerby saw him drag a woman by the hair inside his Buddist temple and alerted the police who came and took the woman to the Basurto hospital in Bilbao where she died on Wednesday morning at about 12pm.

Late Maureen was taken to the hospital in a very serious condition after being found badly beaten all over her body and with her hands, neck and feet tied.


Investigation by the Spanish police revealed human remains of a Colombian woman in his house whom Juan Carlos admitted he had killed. Police said he may be a serial killer.

Juan Carlos was a star on TV and he was fond of walking on coals, breaking bottles with his fingers, defying gravity in spectacular positions and passing his tongue on a hot iron without burning.

Initial press report states that Aguilar had won a number of competitions and championships for his martial arts skills but the Spanish Karate Federation has issued a statement clarifying that it has never had any association with Aguilar and that he never won any Kung fu competition in Spain and the Shaolin Temple Spain, the only center in Spain that is recognized by the Shaolin Temple in China, also confirmed that Aguilar is not a Shaolin master and nor is he a monk.

EWS JUST IN:

Reports say an Island bound bus carrying school children has somersaulted on the Third mainland bridge in Lagos...

Emergency officials are currently at the scene of the accident. Its still unclear if there are any casualties and traffic is gradually building on that end of the bridge...

1) ISLAM: There is no compulsion
in religion.
BOKO HARAM: Everyone must
adhere to our ways else…
2) ISLAM: Love all and be just to
all regardless of religion.
BOKO HARAM: If you are not with
us you are against us.
3) ISLAM: Prophet Muhammad
(PBUH) lived with peaceful
Christians and Jews as his
neighbours.
BOKO HARAM: All non-Muslims
must leave the North.
4) ISLAM: You are only permitted
to protect yourselves when you
are attacked first. And you
should retaliate justly but when
u gain an upper hand, u shld
better forgive and leave
everything to Allah.
BOKO HARAM: We attack all who
stand in our way
5) ISLAM: A true Muslim is one
from whose tongue and hands
his community is safe.
BOKO HARAM: We do not care
your religion. Muslim or Christian
we will crush any who stands in
our way.
6) ISLAM: Killing of innocent souls
is a great sin. No human being
has the right to take life except
through the due process of the
Law.
BOKO HARAM: Allah will
understand.He will not punish
us.
7) ISLAM: During war, non-
combatant women and children
must not be touched. Talk less of
peace time.
BOKO HARAM: We kill men,
women and children.
ISLAM: At war time, all non-
Muslims that run into their places
of worship or their homes will
not be harmed. Talk less of peace
time.
BOKO HARAM: We bomb non-
Muslims in their places of
worship. We also kill Muslims in
their mosques and homes if we
feel they are a threat to us.
So who really are these people
with warped ideologies and
intents? I may not know what
they are really out to achieve but
I do know for sure they do not
represent Islam. Rather, they are
acting contrary to it's most
sublime teachings: peaceful
advocacy.
Of course, Islam strongly
disapproves of corruption and
incapable leadership!
LET'S WORK TOGETHER,
REGARDLESS OF TRIBE AND
RELIGION TO PROVIDEA BETTER
TOMORROW FOR ALL. (My Name Is
Ismaila, I am a Muslim and not a
Terrorist).
May Allah help us all

celebration of the recent Children’s Day, Rev. David Oyedepo, the Chancellor of Covenant University has unveiled the school’s plans to introduce school uniforms as from next academic session.
Speaking after a special Children’s Day service recently, he underlined the need for the school to take the next logical step after closely monitoring the students’ behavior closely.

Another rumor has reached us at FNN on a possible plan to rename the university to “Covenant Advanced Secondary School”, but we cannot independently confirm this. However, we shhall keep you posted as events unfold.

... Fake!!! [color=#990000][/color]

Sometimes, I feel very Bad when I see Students who see Carry Over as the End of the World, Though I know its very Bad but Carry Over is Actually meant for Students.

Have you ever Carried any Course in your Uni days? How do you Felt

kingron: hahahaha 1st to comment @ last...but who is wizkid??

John Hope last 2 comment...................... ask Google.. monkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys, when I say guys I mean plus ladies too.

So, guys, let's say MTN calls you right now to tell you you just won N5million naira for some promo they were running.

Question is... What is that FIRST thing you will use your win, money for?

Think about it. MTN may call you after they see your wish here. You never can tell. *hehhe*

Hot Or Not? - DBanj & Davido Show Off Their Hot Bare Bods

Na A OOOOOOOOOOO

4 me ix A Na fine gal

PLEASE GUY AM BEGGING YOU IN THE NAME OF GOD WHO IX HOT BTW A & B?

Few hours ago, a female 300 level student of federal university of technology minna Niger state and her boyfriend from the Niger state collage of education almost committed suicide. She drank from a bottle
of the popular insecticide called “sniper” otherwise known as “otapiapia”

She did this to prove her innocence to her boyfriend after he accused her of sleeping around.

The guy caught her with another dude in a disturbing position at mobil junction. Amenbovillage gathered that, he refused to answer her calls.

She Sent a text to him suggesting that there was no life for her without him and that she was going to kill herself. It became serious when the guy rushed to her house in fright and found that she had swallowed half of the poison in the bottle, an amount that should be able to wipe out a colony of cockroaches.

Here is the unbelievable part. Now you’d expect our hero AKA Mr boyfriend to save his damsel by rushing her to the hospital with tears in his eyes while the romantic theme music plays in the background…but
that didn’t happen, we heard that he took the left over poison and poured it down his gullet into his own stomach.

This poison is expected to kill the stomach cells, then diffuse into the blood stream and de-oxygenate the blood and kill the brain bit by bit; slow painful death!

By miracle they survived. They are both alive and receiving treatments.

This reminds me of Romeo and Juliet. "True Love in the Air" *lol*

Is this love or Stupidity?

A bus preacher was almost lynched on Saturday morning at Toyota Bus stop, in front of the popular Ladipo Spare parts market, when some condoms allegedly fell out of his bible as he preached the ‘Word of God’. DailyPost gathered that the self acclaimed Man of God was dragged out of the commercial bus and beaten into a pulp before he was rescued by some policemen.

According to information made available to DailyPost, the Pastor had embarked on his journey from Apapa and proceeded to preach to the people on the bus, using very strong words like “If you wear trouser you’ll go to hell! The Devil invented Make up! Weave-on is from Marine Kingdom! If you have pre-marital sex you will burn in hell and your skin will peel!”

It was learnt that the people in the bus were so moved and some started falling under the anointing.

According to an eye witness, Mr. John Mbakogu, who was on his way to his shop at Ladipo, “People were just falling as he was laying hands. One man almost fell out of the bus under the influence of the Spirit. It was amazing until he raised his hands to cast the demons out of one girl, and 2 Durex condoms fell out”

“The angry men in the bus who had been having pangs of guilt due to the pastor’s preaching about sex suddenly got really angry and pounced on him, who all of a sudden started shouting, I also preach safe sex! Safe sex is good!”

However, Policemen had to be called to the scene to save the pastors life. So far 2 arrests have been made, and the Condoms have been kept as evidence.

Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf without
being invited = OFFSIDE.
2. Dating a girl today and having
sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy =
CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom
= OWN GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without
coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-
TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and
banging all = MVP
11. Having sex with your ex =
FRIENDLY MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without
getting a child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for
more =EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having
sex = FAIR PLAY
15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder =
THROWIN
17. Asking her 'how do you
want it' = Taking instructions on
the sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex
and later still got pregnant =
DEFENSIVE ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant =
GoOoOoOallllll
Add Yours!!!!

Victoria Says She Looks Like Karen Igho! Do You Agree

Victoria Says She Looks Like Karen Igho! Do You Agree

Decryptor: Make she bring the extra ones make boys carry am do pepper-soup. No time

hahahahahahah badt guy

Gooday to all the Male Blackberry
Users.
I want to Ask you Guys this
Simple / Difficult Questions,
Whenever you Collect any Chick
Pin from your Friend and the Girl
is like "How did you get my Pin?"
Some Girls consider leaving you
on their List based on your
Response or else you might
found yourself deleted.
Whats your Response?

Gooday to all the Male Blackberry Users.

I want to Ask you Guys this Simple / Difficult Questions, Whenever you Collect any Chick Pin from your Friend and the Girl is like "How did you get my Pin?"

Some Girls consider leaving you on their List based on your Response or else you might found yourself deleted.

Whats your Response?

Ki lo ti en she eyin omo eko yii gan...o si wan se bii pe oo ri mi lati ekan,ani korebadi e o si wa n sako....

Can't Stop Listening to this Track
by Olamide!!! Its everywhere,
Guess this Music is the Most
Loved Music by Olamide's Fans.
Which Part of the Music do you
enjoy Most??
Me:- I Prefer the Part "Awon to
ma n Twerk lori Youtube, I know
you Love Me, I love you too".
Whats your Own Most Loved
Part

A football match held today between Nollywood stars and Ex-Super Eagles players to honour Fred Amata at 50. The match ended at 4:3 in favour of Super Eagles. Lol, Okocha scored 3 goals. In my opinion he should have spelt out Nollywood by scoring 9 goals, but i know they must have pushed him to make him loose balance or pulled his cloth back when they couldn't stop him, lol. Comedian Ay scored 2 out of the 3 goals scored by Nollywood. More pics after the cut.

look @ dat guy cap

mikeyhernadez: Bone Illuminati matters jor__[*_*] Na how i want take join i dey Strategize now

Lovelyyyyyyyyy...illuminati or Aluminium @mikeyhernadez, I can like to chop.

This is d same pyramid design on the face cap Olamide was wearing in d pix he took wit D'bang...*illuminashit*

mikeyhernadez: Bone Illuminati matters jor__[*_*] Na how i want take join i dey Strategize now

badt guy #lol#

please go and watch "the america secrets" by history channel .the illuminaties are a bunch of high minded thinkers and mostly white guys.for christ sake albert Einstein was in the illuminate .and u think they will accept a wanna be CHRIS BROWN.HELL NO.this guys are geniuses .they are trying to take over the world not deciding which bitch to HIT.please the black race should understand ,unless you are a genius you cant join them.

Black Pyramid is the name of Chris Brown's Clothing Line. The original Black Pyramids is in Nemet, Egypt. Let's chill on all these illuminatti 'stories'. It makes us sound very ignorant as black people. Most people that say Jay-Z and co are illuminatti, do not even know what it means. These are purely entertainers who are making their mark. Illuminatti ko, illuminatti ni