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This August, miracle that will announce me, Oh lord,perform in my life this day and this month in jesus' name.

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And she has been bragging how sweet, real good Davido is in bed. How Davido keeps it fresh for HOURS!

A Kenyan socialite, Kenya's own baad gyal Staciey Brianar aka Pendo has been bragging online, in interviews that she and Davido had a romp when the superstar was in Kenya last week

Though a report from a Kenyan website says Davido had denied knowing who Pendo was in a press briefing while in Kenya, in a telephone chat with another Kenyan website Ghafla.co.ke, Pendo says her story is so true. And that she has proof!

Excerpts from the interview below:

Nali: So what is all this wahala about Davido blocking you off of his Facebook?

Pendo : If people had done even a little research, they would Davido does not even have a Facebook account. I NEVER said I was in touch with him through Facebook. I got in touch with him through a good friend of his *redacted* and that's where everything started. He did the intro.

Nali: So, seriously, did you f**k Davido?

Pendo: Errrrrrrrrrrm (laughs cheekily) (There is IRREFUTABLE proof that Pendo did spend the night with Nigerian superstar, if you want to see it plead with her on twitter @LoveStaicey to release it.) In the meantime, have this picture of Davido, topless, in his hotel room from his personal instagram. Maybe Pendo took it #troll

Nali: So why did you do this? Do you do this for money?

Pendo: (Laughs) No, I didn't get money from him. I didn't WANT money from him. I did it simply cuz I find him hot and he is pretty legit in the music industry in Africa. Yeah, I am attracted by his talent, his fame, his power, but honestly, who isn't?
And people are talking so much because a lot of women wanted to be in my shoes, but were not. I'm not afraid to go after what I want. That's just me. And I am unapologetic for it. I am content that I got what I wanted -which was to know him- and I guess it just naturally progressed from there...

Nali: So was this a one time thing then?

Pendo: No, I would do it again. Gladly. I don't regret it at all.

Nali: Of course you know now I am gonna ask about the "". Free reign, choose your own words to describe it.

Pendo: He was perfect.

Nali: Nooooooooo, more than that. DESCRIPTION.

Pendo: (Laughing) Ok, ok. Errrrrrrrrrrm, he is much better than your "average Kenyan". He is big. Both length and width. (Giggles) And best part is he REALLY knows what he is working with.

Nali: Haha, so you loved ALL OF HIM. (SN: Hehe, see what I did there?)

Pendo: (Giggles) Ha, you won't let this go will you. Haha, no seriously though, he has CRAZY moves, he kept it fresh for a couple hours. I am impressed. Definitely the best...(hesitates) Ok maybe not the best I ever had, but he is up there.

Nali: So was this a one night stand or will you be seeing him again?

Pendo: Davido is not only a good lover but a gentleman. Not only did he not publicise the affair, but he left me with some personal mementos to remember him. I don't think a one night stand does that. Plus there is still communication going on. I'm not saying we are dating, but we are definitely still talking. He did not "hit it and quit it".

Pendo further bragged to another website:

''First of all, David doesn't know Pendo, Pendo is for kenyans...lol!!
He knows Staicey so maybe if Pulse did their interview right, thy would have got the right info...

Anyway, he doesn't have a Facebook account, so there is no way he would hav "blockd" me!!
I blocked the wannabe after I talked to HIM and he said "I use twitter n Insta" not even BBM coz he uses an i-phone!!

I may have been at the press conference, but as people say u gata work to achieve. So I made my way there, got to at long last meet Deekay, my long time pal from HKN n through him, I made my way to Skyluxx for the play house party where all of us stuck up in the VIP area!!

I knew I had won my jackpot so there was nothing to worry about..as a matter of fact, he had spotted me too.
We talked in a way only the two of us could understand!
I had my fun n made my way home ready for the big day...

As I said I was not worried, so there's was no time in me hustlin to go to the backstage as other girls did...nooo!!
I had my food ready to eat. After the event, my friend Deekay (hkn) buzzed me and asked me to turn up that he was asking for me..

I made my way to Galileo with my girlfriends. I minded my own business until he spotted me and asked his deejay to come get me.

I still had no rush to be seen hanging out wth him or anything, so I sat down n had my drink that he offered...when it was time to leave he held my hand and we left.

On reaching the car, the organiser said it wouldn't be safe coz of the media so David paid for my cab that followed them directly to the hotel located in Hurlingham.
When I got there, he sent his deejay (Olu) to give me his key card to his room as he talked to someone...he escorted me to the room and the rest is self explanatory!!

I'm not like those girls who take pix in bed and all...but I got proof, as he left me some wen he left for his flight early morning.

Popular comedian and OAP, Okeremute Iruvwe aka 'De Don' has donated one of his kidneys to save his brother’s life. NET has reliably gatheredfrom sources that the Delta State-born comedian who is currently recuperating in a hospital in India gave out a kidney in order to save the life of his brother who urgently needed a transplant to survive.

A source also told our reporter that De Don’s brother, Morris Iruvwe had initially undergone a kidney transplant in 2009 and now required another due to the collapse of the new kidney.

‘Morris’ first kidney in 2009 was donated by one of his sisters. Since the operation, he has had to travel to India every now and then for check up until 2012, when he could no longer do so due to financial constraints. This year, the kidney finally packed up, which now required another transplant and De Don was the only sibling willing to donate his,’ a source told Nigerian Entertainment Today.

Malawian President, Joyce Banda was named by Forbes as the 71st most powerful woman in the world in 2012 and named the 47th in 2013. She was seen at a recent official function with Tanzanian President where she knelt down to greet him.

Humility? What do you think about this. Sorry for my absence *You know i love you guys too much, and won't ever do anything to hurt your feelings* Winks

The 2013 Gulder Ultimate search is scheduled 2 hold in Kano. D Contestants wil be lookin 4 BOKO HARAM LEADER. D star price is 1Billion Naira

Gone are the days when people thought women were inherently squeamish about s*x. And good riddance. It’s so obvious, it seems silly to even say it, but women are every bit as interested in having s*x as men — and just as comfortable with the nitty gritty.

But sometimes, things happen during s*x that can take even the most sexually confident of us aback. There are sounds, and smells and feelings that make us stop and think … “Uh, what just happened?” “Is that normal?”

So we asked a team of s*x-health experts to spill: What are some typical things that happen to women during s*x, but that you never really hear people cop to or wonder about? And what, if anything, do they mean? Here’s what they said.

1. You’re Dry:

It’s very common for women to become (or stay) dry or irritated during s*x. In fact, roughly one-third of young women say they experience vaginal dryness. But lubrication is one of the keys to a pleasurable, comfortable s*xual encounter. The best way to get there, Good ol’ fashioned pre-intimacy. Vibrators can help too.

If dryness is taking a more serious toll on your s*x life or making you uncomfortable throughout the day (which can be a particular problem as women age), make an appointment with your health care provider. Vaginal dryness affects many women, although they frequently don’t bring up the topic with their doctors.
2. You Have ‘The Moment’

No, not an climax, but that moment — seconds or minutes after s*x begins — when you just somehow know how the rest of the encounter is going to play out for you, good, bad or otherwise.

When it comes to s*x, women often start in a state of s*xual neutrality. Sometimes, you start engaging in s*xual activity and right away, you think, ‘This is going to work.

Other times, you sense that what’s coming next will be nice, or fun, but that you won’t quite get there. Women are pretty intuitive about whether they’re going to be able to achieve climax.
3. You Feel Like Peeing

If during certain s*xual positions, like doggie-style, you [have] a need-to-pee feeling, it’s completely normal. Those sensations are usually from center of gravity stimulation, which can lead to female ejaculation. release comes out of the urethra and is clear and odorless.

That said, it is entirely possible — and not atypical — for women to pee and climax at the same time. Some women find they pee a little when they laugh, sneeze or climax, particularly after giving birth. It’s also easy to confuse the feeling of an impending climax with the urge to pee. Women who do not experience urinary incontinence at other times, but feel the urge to pee when approaching climax, may be getting confusing messages from very sensitive parts of their bodies. If fears about going to the bathroom during s*x are going to hold you back in any way, simply go before you get started.
4. You Scream

Sure, there’s often a performance aspect to screaming during s*x. A small 2011 study found that 66 percent moan during s*x to speed up their partner’s climax, while 87 percent did so to boost their partners’ self-esteem. But making noises can be a great way to be clear about what you want in bed, and “there are many women who need to be vocal to help themselves achieve climax. There is a difference between faking it like a screamer, and being in the moment and expressing how you’re feeling, which can increase sound. Some women are quiet during s*x, others are loud — it’s as simple as that.
5. You ‘Fart’

Vaginal flatulence is not actually the same thing as passing gas — it’s just air being released through the v**ina — but it does make a very similar sound. Dubbed “queefing,” it occurs when air gets trapped in the v**ina and while there isn’t really any way to prevent it, avoiding certain s*x positions may help, whereas switching positions several times may increase the chances of it happening. Better yet, just don’t sweat it. s*x can be awkward — we queef … bump body parts and miss the mark, It’s completely natural for it not to be seamless, and your best bet is to laugh it off and keep going.
6. You’re Distracted

Sometimes when you’re having s*x, you’re totally in the moment –incapable of thinking about anything else. Other times, you’re thinking about approximately 12 million other things. Women report that they’re pretty easily distracted by what is happening in their life. They wonder if something is wrong with them. Why am I thinking about that? Why am I not able to focus?

Sometimes, it is what it is. In other words, women shouldn’t beat themselves up if other elements of their lives creep into their bedroom. But if distraction becomes a frequent issue, there are mindfulness interventions women can try — most of which they practice on their own — that can make them feel more connected and focused.
7. You Get A Headache

A s*x headache is usually a dull ache in your head or neck that builds as s*xual excitement mounts, or it can be a more sudden pain, often accompanying climax. Most are nothing to worry about, but sudden-onset ones may be a sign of something more serious. In rare situations, some women have a severe headache at the time of intercourse, which is possibly related to changes in blood pressure. If you do have it, you’re not crazy, but do mention it to your healthcare provider.

Its Only in Nigeria a police will arrest you, collect your phone and search your gallery for blue film

As the nation’s pop sensation, Wizkid, real names Ayo Balogun, is embroiled in a breach of contract scandal with some of his former high school mates, the aggrieved parties have exclusively revealed what he has been hiding – the circumstances surrounding his expulsion from his secondary school- Ijebu Ode Grammar School, Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State.

Apparently in a fit of pique following his attitude and denial before police authorities, the ex-schoolmates and organizers of the concert, Olumide Adewale and Adetunji ‘ Najia Child’ Adedokun-Fernandez, have launched a ‘cold war’ against him revealing his ugly past.

The begrudged men revealed that it is not the first time Wizkid has been involved in such scam. They said that Wizkid was expelled from school for stealing school property.

When reached, Wizkid and EME publicist, denied all allegations. They explained that they did not take any money from anyone, and they issue of scam must have been done by impersonators.

Wizkid is yet to respond to the allegations of him expelled and stealing in school.

My Own Comment:- Who God don Bless, No Man can Curse...

Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful

Matthew 7:7 says and I quote:
“Ask, and it will be given to you;
seek, and you will find; knock,
and it will be opened to you.
What would you like to ask from
God before the END of this
month July?
1.Job
2.Marriage
3.Partner
4.Kids 5.Car
6.Money
7.Peace
8.Business
#Choose Just One...

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Al PicapcI: naso... street reping.

hahahaha, even if no b im real mama, d mama wey born am cari am lyk dat too

9ce story!!!!!!!!

Hahahahah no b smal tin

na him real mamma indeed

D mum cool na. Don pikin naim dey back so na.