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Politics / Re: Police Rescue Kidnapped Briton In Lagos by Amule5000us(m): 12:59pm On Jul 22, 2013
Its Only in Nigeria a police will arrest you, collect your phone and search your gallery for blue film grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Will Die For Yvonne & Dust-off Tonto Dikeh by Amule5000us(m): 12:15pm On Jul 22, 2013
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Celebrities / Why Wikid Was Expelled From Secondary School by Amule5000us(m): 10:40am On Jul 16, 2013
As the nation’s pop sensation, Wizkid, real names Ayo Balogun, is embroiled in a breach of contract scandal with some of his former high school mates, the aggrieved parties have exclusively revealed what he has been hiding – the circumstances surrounding his expulsion from his secondary school- Ijebu Ode Grammar School, Ijebu-Ode, Ogun State.

Apparently in a fit of pique following his attitude and denial before police authorities, the ex-schoolmates and organizers of the concert, Olumide Adewale and Adetunji ‘ Najia Child’ Adedokun-Fernandez, have launched a ‘cold war’ against him revealing his ugly past.

The begrudged men revealed that it is not the first time Wizkid has been involved in such scam. They said that Wizkid was expelled from school for stealing school property.

When reached, Wizkid and EME publicist, denied all allegations. They explained that they did not take any money from anyone, and they issue of scam must have been done by impersonators.

Wizkid is yet to respond to the allegations of him expelled and stealing in school.

My Own Comment:- Who God don Bless, No Man can Curse... tongue tongue tongue
Forum Games / Re: Write A Short Love Letter To The Nairalander Above You by Amule5000us(m): 6:41pm On Jul 15, 2013
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful
Fashion / Re: Ban Make-up Artists! They Are A Menace To Society by Amule5000us(m): 2:00pm On Jul 15, 2013
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Religion / What Would You Like Torecieve From God Before Theend Of This Month? by Amule5000us(m): 8:37am On Jul 14, 2013
Matthew 7:7 says and I quote:
“Ask, and it will be given to you;
seek, and you will find; knock,
and it will be opened to you.
What would you like to ask from
God before the END of this
month July?
1.Job
2.Marriage
3.Partner
4.Kids 5.Car
6.Money
7.Peace
8.Business
#Choose Just One...
Celebrities / Re: Charlyboy's New Photos by Amule5000us(m): 5:45pm On Jul 09, 2013
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Nairaland / General / Re: Made In Nigeria, English by Amule5000us(m): 4:48pm On Jul 08, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Tattooed Yvonne Nelson's Initials On His Hand? by Amule5000us(m): 5:55pm On Jul 05, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Tattooed Yvonne Nelson's Initials On His Hand? by Amule5000us(m): 4:28pm On Jul 05, 2013
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Celebrities / Re: Checkout Picture Of Don Jazzy's Mother - Very Funny by Amule5000us(m): 4:53pm On Jul 04, 2013
Al PicapcI: naso... street reping.

hahahaha, even if no b im real mama, d mama wey born am cari am lyk dat too
Romance / Re: A Sad Love Story You Should Learn From! by Amule5000us(m): 4:50pm On Jul 04, 2013
9ce story!!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Picture Of Don Jazzy's Mother - Very Funny by Amule5000us(m): 4:32pm On Jul 04, 2013
Hahahahah no b smal tin
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Picture Of Don Jazzy's Mother - Very Funny by Amule5000us(m): 2:05pm On Jul 04, 2013
na him real mamma indeed
Celebrities / Re: Checkout Picture Of Don Jazzy's Mother - Very Funny by Amule5000us(m): 1:09pm On Jul 04, 2013
D mum cool na. Don pikin naim dey back so na.
Health / Reasons why you must have sex everyday by Amule5000us(m): 12:17pm On Jul 04, 2013
Have you ever heard that song called Sexual Healing? It’s not just a metaphor. Sex can actually heal. It can heal your body and mind and prevent lots of diseases.

Some say it’s the first medicine ever known to man and it should be administered daily. Sounds too good to be true? Let’s discover the four reasons for which a man should have sex each day.

Great form of exercise
Making love is a form of physical activity. During intercourse, the physiological changes in your body are consistent with a workout. You must have noticed that the respiratory rate rises, which means you get tired. Hence, you burn calories. If you have sex three times a week for 15 minutes (but we know you can do better than that) you’ll burn about 7.500 calories in a year. That’s the equivalent of jogging 75 miles! Heavy breathing raises the amount of oxygen in your cells, and the testosterone produced during sex keeps your bones and muscles strong.

Pain relief
The “Honey, not today, I have a headache” cannot be an excuse any more. During sex, both male and female bodies produce endorphins, hormones that act as weak painkillers. A study conducted by Gina Ogden showed that during sexual stimulation and especially during orgasm, we don’t feel pain. If she finds another excuse, remind her that sex is good for her entire reproductive system, because it trains the PC muscle, which keeps the reproductive organs in shape. In women, sex can also increase fertility, postpone the menopause and relieve PMS symptoms.
Prostate protection

Most of the fluid you ejaculate is secreted by the prostate gland. If you stop ejaculating, the fluid stays in the gland, which tends to swell, causing lots of problems. Regular ejaculation will wash those fluids out and ensure the well being of your prostate until old age. Problems may also occur when you suddenly change the frequency of ejaculations.

Prevents erectile dysfunctions
Fifty per cent of men older than 40 suffer from erectile dysfunctions and all young men fear the moment when they won’t be able to get it up any more. The best medicine against impotence is…sex. An erection keeps the blood flowing through your penile arteries, so the tissue stays healthy. Plus, doctors compare an erection to an athletic reflex: the more you train the more capable you are to perform.

Stress relief
It’s a scientific fact: sex can be a very effective way of reducing stress levels. During sex your body produces dopamine, a substance that fights stress hormones, endorphins, aka “happiness hormones” and oxytocin, a desire-enhancing hormone secreted by the pituitary gland.

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Romance / A Sad Love Story You Should Learn From! by Amule5000us(m): 11:49am On Jul 04, 2013
Its a long one, but take your time to read it.

A Sad Love Story telling us not to be afraid of expressing our Feelings.

I have a boyfriend who grew up with me. His name is Vin. I always thought of him as a friend until last year when we went to a trip from a club. I found that I fell in love with him. Before that trip was over, I took a step and confessed my love for him. And soon, we became a pair of lovers, but we loved each other in different ways. I always concentrated on him only, but by his side, there were so many other girls. To me, he was the only one, but to him, maybe I was just another girl…

“Vin, do you want to go watch a movie?” I asked.
“I can’t”
“Why? You need to study at home?” I felt disappointment grabbing me.
“No… I am going to meet a friend…”

He was always like that. He met girls in front of me, like it was nothing. To him, I was just a girlfriend. The word ‘love’ only came out from my mouth. Since I knew him, I had never heard him say ‘I love you’ before. To us, there weren’t any anniversaries at all. He didn’t say anything from the first day and it continued till 100 days…200days… Everyday, before we say goodbye, he would just hand me a doll, everyday, without fail. I don’t know why…

Then one day…

Me: Um, Vin, I …
Vin: What…don’t drag, just say..
Me: I love you.
Vin: ……you….um, just take this doll and go home.
That was how he ignored my ‘three words’ and handed me the doll. Then he disappeared, like he was running away. The dolls I received from him everyday filled my room, one by one. There were many…
Then one day came, my 18th year old birthday. When I got up in the morning, I pictured a party with him, and stranded myself in my room, waiting for his call. But… lunch passed, dinner passed… and soon the sky was dark… he still didn’t call. It was already tiring to look at the phone anymore. Then around 2am in the morning, he suddenly called me and woke me from my sleep. He told me to come out of the house. Still, I felt joy and I ran out happily.

Me: Vin…
Vin: Here…take this…
Again, he handed me a little doll.
Me: What’s this?
Vin: I didn’t give it to you yesterday, so I am giving it to you now. I’m going home now, bye.
Me: Wait, wait! Do you know what today is?
Vin: Today? Huh?
I felt so sad, I thought he would remember my birthday. He turned around and walked away like nothing had happen. Then I shouted… “Wait…”
Vin: You have something to say?
Me: Tell me, tell me you love me…
Vin: What?!
Me: Tell me
I put my pathetic self behind and clung on to him. But he just said simple cold words and left.
“I don’t want to say…that I love someone so easily, if you are desperate to hear it, then find someone else.”
That was what he said. Then he ran off. My legs felt numb… and I collapsed to the ground. He didn’t want to say it easily… How could he…. I felt that… Maybe he is not the right guy for me…
After that day, I stranded myself at home crying, just crying. He didn’t call me, although I was waiting. He just continued handing me a little doll every morning outside my house. That’s how those dolls piled up in my room… everyday !
After a month, I got myself together and went to school. But what made the pain resurfaced was that… I saw him on a street… with another girl… He had a smile on his face, one that he never showed me…as he touched the doll… I ran straight back home and looked at the dolls in my room, and tears fell… Why did he gave these to me… Those dolls are probably picked out by some other girls…In a fit of anger, I threw the dolls around. Then suddenly, the phone rang. It was him. He told me to come out to the bus stop outside my house. I tried to calm myself down and walked to the bus stop. I kept reminding myself that I am going to forget him, that… it’s going to end. Then he came into my sight, holding a big doll

Vin: Jo, I thought you were pissed, you really came?
I couldn’t help hating him, acting like nothing had happen and joking around. Soon, he held out the doll as usual…
Me: I don’t need it.
Vin: What….why…
I grabbed the doll from his hands and threw it on the road.
Me: I don’t need this doll, I don’t need it anymore!! I don’t want to see a person like you again!
I spitted out all the words that were inside me. But unlike other days, his eyes very shaking.
“I’m sorry” He apologized in a tiny voice. He then walked over to the road to pick up the doll…
Me: You stupid! Why are you picking up the doll?! Just throw it away!!!

But he ignored me and just went to pick the doll. Then…

*****
With a loud honk, a big truck was heading towards him.
“Vin! Move! Move away!” I shouted… But he didn’t hear me, he squatted down and picked up the doll.
“Vin, move!” ~!! “Boom!” That sound, so terrifying.
That’s how he went away from me. That’s how he went away without even opening his eyes to say one word to me.
After that day, I had to go through everyday with guilt and the sadness of losing him… And after spending two months like a crazy person… I took out the dolls.

Those were the only gifts he left me since the day we started going out. I remembered the days I spent with him and started to count the days… when we were in love…

“One…two… three…” That was how… I started to count the dolls…
“Four hundred and eighty four… four hundred and eighty five…” It all ended with 485 dolls.
I then started to cry again, with a doll in my arms. I hugged it tightly, then suddenly…

“I love you~, I love you~” I dropped the dolls, shocked.

“I….lo..ve…you??” I picked up the dolls and pressed its stomach.

“I love you~ I love you~” It can’t be! I pressed all the dolls’ stomach as it piled on the side.
“I love you~”
“I love you~”
“I love you~”
Those words came out non-stop. I…love you… Why didn’t I realize that….That his heart was always by my side, protecting me. Why didn’t I realize that he love me this much… I took out the doll under the bed and pressed it’s stomach, that was the last doll, the one that fell on the road. It had his blood stain on it. The voice came out, the one that I was missing so much…

“Jo…Do you know what today is? We’ve been loving each other for 486 days. Do you know what 486 is? I couldn’t say I love you…. Um… since I was too shy… If you forgive me and take this doll, I will say that I love you… everyday… till I die… Jo… I love you…”

The tears came flowing out of me. Why? Why? Why do I only know about all this now? He can’t be by my side, but he loved me until his last minute…

For that… and for that reason… to me… it became courage… to live a beautiful life…

I advise every one reading this story to always be courageous to tell their feelings to the ones they love. Never hold back, never keep your love in a box. Love as if this is all there is. Never let the one you love go without letting them know how you feel.

Celebrities / Checkout Picture Of Don Jazzy's Mother - Very Funny by Amule5000us(m): 9:02am On Jul 04, 2013
Stumbled Upon this Pics Online, Nigerians can be very Funny. Heheheheheheheheh!!

Good Morning Nigerians.

NYSC / Re: Beat99.9 & Naija102.7 NYSC Concert!!!!! by Amule5000us(m): 9:29am On Jul 01, 2013
braine: Are outsiders invited?


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Celebrities / Re: Aww! Wizkid Cuddles Up Tania In New Photos by Amule5000us(m): 9:13am On Jul 01, 2013
Osyxcel:

Their faces looked so innocent. grin

But the guy don turn Badoo now. grin

lolz.....
Celebrities / Re: Aww! Wizkid Cuddles Up Tania In New Photos by Amule5000us(m): 9:03am On Jul 01, 2013
Osyxcel:

Why am I laughing? grin grin grin

you no see d guy hend??
Celebrities / Re: Aww! Wizkid Cuddles Up Tania In New Photos by Amule5000us(m): 8:33am On Jul 01, 2013
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Celebrities / #ojbmustlive Official Fundraising Event Is On Right Now In Lagos# by Amule5000us(m): 8:28am On Jul 01, 2013
Even though the venue had to be changed at the last minute, from Adetokunbo Ademola Street to DV8 Club, 14b Adeola Hopewell Street, VI, Concerned Friends of OJB, with OJB's consent, will tonight hold a fund-raising get together.

This is to act as an additional avenue to see that the needed funds are raised to save the music industry pioneer and legendary producer’s life.

A host of Nigeria’s brightest artistes including: Cool Dj Jimmy Jatt, Vector, Jaywon, Nomoreloss, Yemi Sax, Yemi Alade, Q Hunta, and many will be coming out to show love and support to OJB, at the OJB Must Live Concert.

Tickets to the event cost N1000 and will be available at the venue and all proceeds from this fundraiser event will be donated directly to OJB.

It is also important to mention that OJB’s management will be in charge of donations received at the venue of this event.

You are invited.

Politics / Re: Senator Pius Ewherido is Dead by Amule5000us(m): 7:20pm On Jun 30, 2013
bella berry: How did this get to the front page if it wasn't confirmed.


Ask my oga @ d top!!!
Politics / Re: Senator Pius Ewherido is Dead by Amule5000us(m): 7:17pm On Jun 30, 2013
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NYSC / Re: Beat99.9 & Naija102.7 NYSC Concert!!!!! by Amule5000us(m): 7:14pm On Jun 30, 2013
braine: Really?

yes oooooo
Sports / Re: Okagbare Wins 200M In London Diamond League by Amule5000us(m): 7:00pm On Jun 30, 2013
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Politics / Re: 175 Inmates Escape In Jail-Break In Akure by Amule5000us(m): 6:23pm On Jun 30, 2013
Prison break Season 6 shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
NYSC / Beat99.9 & Naija102.7 NYSC Concert!!!!! by Amule5000us(m): 3:28pm On Jun 30, 2013
Its Back, Its Bigger!!! Dont miss the July edition of the NYSC Concert!! @ShowDemCamp @Chukie_Lynxx @EmmaNyra @DprinceMavin @ShaydeeBoi @IamDrSid @IamSeanTizzle

Celebrities / Re: Aww! Wizkid Cuddles Up Tania In New Photos by Amule5000us(m): 3:05pm On Jun 30, 2013
slimyem: Short rat

lolzzz
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Risks 15-yr In Jail For Weed Photos, NDLEA To Investigate by Amule5000us(m): 11:30am On Jun 29, 2013
What is she trying to teach the young girls. Beetch tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue

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