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Politics / My Own View Of The Upcoming Election by amxgr8(m): 7:52am On Mar 26, 2015
according to my research, 35% of Nigerians will not vote because 10% dont have PVCs and the remaining 25% are scared to come out and cast their votes.
So please Nigerians dont be decived. GO OUT AND VOTE!!!!!!
Nairaland / General / Mercy Johnson Did D Unusual To Dodge Lagos Trafic by amxgr8(m): 11:11am On Mar 04, 2015
In a bid to dodge the incessant traffic in Lagos, popular Nollywood actress, Mercy Johnson has done the unusual with her daughter, Purity.
Mercy Johnson and family
The much loved Nollywood actress and her daughter Purity avoided the incessant traffic gridlock on Lagos roads, especially the Ikeja axis, on Monday, by taking a ride on one of the fully air-conditioned trains commissioned by the Goodluck Jonathan’s administration.
Mercy Johnson took to her instagram to explain why she decided to take the train to Ikeja instead of going through traffic in Lagos. She posted a picture of herself and daughter on her instagram page with the caption‘Traffic emergency last night.. Ran with my heels off, Purity & I caught the train to Ikeja. No dulling’
She also posted a video of them on the train with the caption‘Purity and I braved a train ride to Ikeja… Not Everytime Endure Lagos Traffic for 5 Hours, Sometimes….take the tube!’
See the photos below:
Recall that the actress and mother of two was spotted with her second baby at Heathrow International Airporton February 26. Just recently, it was reported that the actress is wanted by the Nigerian police over a N2 million unfinished movie debt.
Source: http/www.naija.com

Nairaland / General / My Wife Has Rendered Me Impotent- Husband Cries Out by amxgr8(m): 11:04am On Mar 04, 2015
A 54-year-old woman simply identified as Fatima has been accused of rendering her husband, Asimiyu Olayinka impotent.
Olayinka, a 67-year-old pensioner dragged his wife before the Alakuko Customary Court in Lagos state, begging for his 26-year-old marriage to be dissolved.
According to Olayinka, who accused his wife of adultery, his manhood stopped functioning after the last time he slept with his wife.
Narrating what happened he said: “On that day, my wife gave me a special treatment when I returned from work which led us to our bedroom. Surprisingly, during lovemaking, I had a terrible attack. I fell from the bed and excreted on my body. I thought I was going to die because it was like magun (charm) was placed on me. As I speak, it’s been three years since I slept with any woman. I am impotent.”
According to him, he had married her because his second wife was troublesome. She was a good wife and used to take care of his seven children he had from previous marriages.
He said trouble started in 2005, when he retired. She started misbehaving and stopped listening to him.
“My wife is fond of entertaining men at the frontage of our house which I am strongly against. At my age, I still fetch water and wash my clothes. I never believed she could engage in extra marital sex until I saw her walk out from a hotel with a co-landlord in our neighbourhood. She was shocked to see me but I greeted her. It’s been one year since I stopped asking about her movement. It is painful I can’t do anything as a man. I don’t even know the reason she left her previous marriages. There can’t be peace in our home except we part ways,” he said.
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Giving her own side of the story, Mrs Olayinka, who is a food vendor, said her husband was a violent man and she has not achieved anything since she got married to him.
“He never bought me a wrapper but he complains each time I am in a new outfit. I am surprised he said he is impotent because the last time we slept with each other was February 2014. The night he fell from the bed and defecated, he was drunk. I washed his faeces in the midnight. He didn’t see me in a hotel with another man. I really don’t know why he is saying all this.
“My husband is violent. Whenever he is ready to sleep with me, he beats me with a towel. I will say he was smart enough to bring our case to court because I am also fed up. I just want N200,000 compensation from him and I want him to take responsibilities of our last daughter’s education.”
Also addressing the court, his first son Abdul’razaq said his father is always drunk and this has been an issue for 10 years.He said: “There was a time my father told me my mother was committing adultery; I had to monitor her movement for two days but there was no evidence. There is unity among the children but our parents keep fighting. I will be glad if the court reconciles them because this is the time our father needs care.”
Presiding over the case, the court’s president, Chief Awos Awosola, gave Olayinka two days to re-consider a divorce.
Politics / Chibok Girls: What Th FG Is Planing To Do by amxgr8(m): 12:35pm On Feb 13, 2015
The embattled Chibok community will have a reason to smile again at least for now, as President Goodluck Jonathan has approved the rebuilding of Government Secondary School, Chibok, Borno State.
The school was destroyed by terrorist group, Boko Haram, on the night of Monday, April 14, 2014 when the group launched the attack which saw them kidnap more than 200 schoolgirls, that sparked outrage around the world.
According to The Trent, the Minister of Finance and Coordinating Minister of the Economy, Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala made this known yesterday when she led a delegation on behalf of the Federal Government to visit Internally Displaced Persons from Chibok who are being camped in Buzunkure, Kuje area council of the federal capital territory.
Okonjo Iweala said: “The major focus of the federal government is to ensure that Boko Haram is removed so that people can move back to their communities. Displacement is not a permanent condition; the idea is for you people to be able to go back and not to build you camps in different places.
“The second thing is about the school, Government Secondary School, Chibok. About two days ago, we had a conversation for a long time; we have been waiting for the right circumstances.
“That school, the president is determined and he promised publicly that he will have the school rebuilt. The plans are ready; they are working with engineers. In no far distance, we will be able to start work in that school; he has already approved that.”
The Minister further revealed that 44 students from the IDPs would join 2,400 others that would be relocated from schools in the troubled region courtesy of support from the British, American and Norwegians donors, World Bank and African Development Bank as part of the safe schools initiative.
She further enthused thus: “If they want to be placed in schools close to this place, we will do it. If they want to be in secondary schools elsewhere, it will be done. It is a voluntary thing and we will try to meet up with their demands,”she concluded.
Meanwhile, a Chevron engineer, Chinedu Onyeizu, who graduated from the Federal University of Technology, Owerri (FUTO), and was posted to Bayelsa State for his one year compulsory National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) in 2002 has revealed the encounter he had with President Goodluck Jonathanwhile he was the deputy-Governor of Bayelsa.
Nairaland / General / Miracle: Popular Lagos Pastor's Wife Escapes Death by amxgr8(m): 11:38am On Feb 13, 2015
The Lagos State Police Command yesterday arraigned three men for allegedly attempting to murder Ibidunni Ighodalo, the wife of Pastor Ituah Ighodalo of Trinity House Church.
The men taken in custody are: a 24-year-old dog-handler Abdulkareem Mohammed, a 36-year-old herbalist Akeem Makinde-Ewuosi and a 29-year-old guard Paul Eke.
According to the prosecutor, Chidi Okoye, the three men tried to murder the victim with the same poisonous substance which they used to poison Simba, the pastor’s dog sometime between January 28 and February 10, 2015, Ikoyi, Lagos.
One of the defendants allegedly had sexual fantasies towards Mrs Ighodalo. After killing the dog he planned to kill her husband, hoping that the love and affection she has for her husband and the dog will be transferred to him.
The men were later arrested after Mrs. Ighodalo said she “prayed and the Holy Spirit revealed”to her that something was wrong.
Romance / Must Read:plans By Some Guys To Dodge Valantine Has Failed by amxgr8(m): 11:29am On Feb 13, 2015
The recent rescheduling of the presidential election from February 14 to March 28 has not gone down well with many Nigerian guys who are dating.
The reason is that many saw the presidential election as the best excuse to dodge the financial obligations that often accompany the lover’s day celebrations.But the rescheduling of the poll has busted the election excuse which most of them were banking on, leaving them stranded.
A survey carried out by Naij.com reveals that many guy are not smiling over the situation as some of them are cooking up other excuses in a desperate move to escape Valentines day which comes up on February 14.
Greg from Festac Town in Lagos says he is a smooth operator. He maintains that he never planned to celebrate the Valentines day and so has cooked up the excuse of traveling so as to avoid spending on that day.
He said his girlfriend wasn’t expecting much from him either as she too was playing the hide and seek game because she wants to avoid buying gifts which according to him works in his own interest.
When asked if his girlfriend doesn’t take issues with him not spending on Valentines day, he said:“I don’t panic when Valentine approaches, If a girl is not alright with my terms then she can go, there are many fishes in the river. Soldier go soldier come.”
Another young man who gave his name as Chills said he thanked his stars that his girlfriend was celebrating her Valentines day in church. He however added that he might take his girlfriend out for a little outing that day.
Chills noted that he had become tired of observing Valentine for years and sees no sense in taking every February 14 serious.
Skulboi on his part says Valentines day is a no no. The up coming artist who recently signed for YEYE Entertainment said it makes more economic sense to be single due to the harsh economic realities in the country.
Ayo Tunde however took a different view, he said even though he doesn’t observe Valentine, he feels boyfriends who wanted to use the presidential election as an excuse to dodge the Valentines day were insincere to their girlfriends.
Sharing the same view with Ayo is Adedotun, a banker who said he doesn’t take Valentines day serious. But he was opposed to guys running away because of Valentine. According to him: “back then in the University of Ibadan a girl spent 25000 on me. This proves that sometimes ladies may take the lead in spending.”
When asked if he was a player, Adedotum gave a mischievous smile that got our reporter guessing how many hearts this Ronaldo had broken
Valentines day,otherwise known as lovers day has become popular all over the world for romance and love, but in Nigeria,Nijaguys always look for ways to avoid the huge spending’s that accompany this day. The most effective way to dodge spending during this period, according to most guys, is to quarrel with your girlfriend before February 14 and settle with her after February 14. Try it, it may work for you. But you areOwn Your Own.
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of Today by amxgr8(m): 2:16pm On Feb 12, 2015
Click d 'me' above to see it
Jokes Etc / Re: Photo Of Today by amxgr8(m): 2:15pm On Feb 12, 2015
Here is anoda 1

Jokes Etc / Photo Of Today by amxgr8(m): 9:38am On Feb 12, 2015
Everybody has super powers just belive in ur self like dis squirrel

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Celebrities / Wizkids Grandmother Dies by amxgr8(m): 11:09pm On Feb 11, 2015
The grandmother of Nigerian music star, Ayodeji Balogun, famously known as Wizkid, has been reported dead.
The news of the aged woman’s demise was confirmed by the singer via his account on a popular micro-blogging website called Twitter.
The ‘Star Boy’ boss expressed sadness over the unfortunate development, stating that his late grandma was a “good woman” who “looked” after her family.
He said “I am sad, real sad” over the death of the woman.
“R.I.P grandma, [I] love you to the moon and back. I’m sad! Real sad! Good woman. [You] looked out for all of us. [I] wish we had more time together. Love!,” he tweeted.

Celebrities / Genevieve Nnaji,don-jazzy Nd Others Makes Most Influencial Igbo List by amxgr8(m): 10:49pm On Feb 11, 2015
Top Nigeria entertainers, Genevieve Nnaji, P-square and Don Jazzy have exclusively made the list of Most Influential Igbo Personalities, also known as MIIP among other wave making celebrities in the showbiz industry who are of Igbo origin.
Don Jazzy
The MIIIP book, in its 2014-2018 editions released early this year comprises of Nigeria’s leaders, entrepreneurs, academics and other public figures listed Nollywood actress, Genevieve Nnaji, music stars, P-square, Don Jazzy and Phyno on its entertainer’s category.
Genevieve Nnaji
It includes the likes of Nkem Owoh, KCee, Flavour, Jim Iyke, Okey Bakassi, Naeto C, D’Prince, Patience Ozokwor, Charles Awurum, John Okafor, Stephanie Okereke-Idahosa, Rita Dominic, Chinedu Ikedieze, Osita Iheme, Saint Obi, Frank Edwards, J Martins, Basketmouth, Uche Ogbuagu, Ugo Stevenson, Amayo Uzo Philips, Crystal Jane Cosmas (CJ Mama), Andy Ike alongside others.
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Explaining how they made it to the book, Azuh Amatus showbiz critic and publisher of Day-Light online newspaper described them as prominent contributors of what the showbiz industry has become since its kick-off.
“The Igbo region is currently referred to as the entertainment capital of Nigeria. However, the success recorded in the Nigerian entertainment industry today was highly contributed by Igbo citizens; the industry wouldn’t have been complete without their immense contributions, giant strides and commitment. This is one of the reasons this book should be commended.
The President of Editors’ Guild of Nigeria and Managing Director of the Sun Newspapers, Mr. Femi Adesina writing a foreword on the book, hinted that“it is capsule biographies of not five, not ten, not twenty, but a whopping number of Igbo sons and daughters, who are torchbearers in society.”
Ugochukwu Favour-Mayor the author and one of the members of the editorial team, stated that to celebrate their tribe, they have worked long and hard to put the book together.
He said:“We need to articulate our views on issues of public interest. If we must see that new and rescued Igbo region, truth and reconciliation of everybody devoid of whatever political party or group affiliation is necessary. The elections are over and whatever strategies political parties adopted then was for the elections. After the war, we are expected to move to the next page, which is peace.”
However following the postponement of the elections there have been mixed reactions from Nigerian showbiz starsthat have been part of the election process in one way or the other.
Celebrities / Nigerians Dont Sell Ur Votes By Cobams by amxgr8(m): 10:40pm On Feb 11, 2015
Cobhams Asuquo, One of Nigeria’s foremost music producers has called on Nigerians to be careful of the choices they make as they vote in the upcoming elections.
Cohbams Asuquo
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He took to Twitter to stress that the 2015 general election was not about APC and PDP, but about the well-being of all Nigerians.
He added that Nigerians should cast their votes wisely and not be induced by ephemeral gifts such as rice and recharge cards:
We will rebuild Nigeria. With our hearts and our minds and our hands. And we will enjoy the fruits of our labor.

Jokes Etc / Re: Always Be Wise by amxgr8(m): 9:12pm On Feb 11, 2015
Na like dis nigeria case be
Jokes Etc / Always Be Wise by amxgr8(m): 9:09pm On Feb 11, 2015
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It involves Joha (or Goha or Jiha, depending on the region). He is a simpleton, though sometimes a kind of "wise fool" who delivers comeuppance to the pompous. In this case, the joke is on him. Here's my translation:
One day Joha and his son were packing their things in preparation for travel to the nearby city, and they climbed onto the back of their donkey in order to start their trip. On the way they passed a little village, and the people came to look at them with strange looks and said "Look at those cruel people, both of them riding on the back of the donkey and having no mercy on him." And so when they were close to arriving to the next village, the son got down from the back of the donkey and walked on foot, so the people of the village would not say what the people in the last village had said. And when they entered the next village, the people saw them and said "look at that unjust father, letting his son walk on foot while he rests on his donkey." And so when they were nearly at the next village after that one, Joha got down from the donkey and told his son, "You ride the donkey." And when they got to the village the people saw them and said "look at this ingrate of a son, letting his father walk on the ground while he rests on the donkey." Joha got angry about this, and decided that he and his son would both get down from the donkey so that the people wouldn't have any power over them. And when they reached the city, the people of the city saw them and said "look at these two fools, walking and wearying themselves, and letting their donkey behind them walk alone." So they sold the donkey., -, -, -, , , .
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Jokes Etc / Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 10:50am On Feb 11, 2015
Akpos was at home on the eve of Valentine’s Day when his girlfriend, Ekaitee, came. The following conversation ensued: Ekaitte: [Smiles and holds Akpos’ head affectionately] Darling, are you getting me that Iphone 6 I requested for Valentine? Akpos: No. Ekaitte: But you promised? Akpos: My religion does not permit me to celebrate Valentine. Ekaitte: […]
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Jokes Etc / Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 10:45am On Feb 11, 2015
Oga seun why cant i create a new thread
Jokes Etc / Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 10:43am On Feb 11, 2015
Switching to akpos nd no longer razor
Jokes Etc / Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 10:09am On Feb 11, 2015
Akpos and his two friends attended a party and got themselfs drunk......On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrieved at their destination......they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked... to his grtest suprise while AKPOS was coming down he gave him a sound slap....the driver thought that Akpos knew what he did but decided to ask Akpos why the slap and Akpos answerd ``YOU ALMOST KILLED US````
Jokes Etc / Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 9:01pm On Feb 10, 2015
One man was very intrested in making love
to his engaged office patner but the girl
keep on insisting and reminding him that
she is engaged.
One day the girl was wearing a mini skirt
that bearly cover her laps when the man
walk upto her and said i will drop 100000
naira bucks on the graound before you
pick it i will pull your pants and mave sweet
love to you the girl was suprice so she called
her fiancee and tell her the offer her fiancee
said the offer is nice what you have to do is
as soon as he drops the money before he
will open his zip you pick the money and
you win remember to call me when you are
done they both agree
So 30 minutes later the boy waited for her
to call but she did not call but later she called
after what looks like 45 minutes the boy ask
what happend the girl in a skimpy voice
respong he use COINS and before i could
pick 100 naira he have already done on
Jokes Etc / Re: Adventures Of Razor by amxgr8(m): 8:47pm On Feb 10, 2015
am back again with new updates coming
Politics / Re: Joke Of D Day by amxgr8(m): 2:13pm On Feb 10, 2015
Tintinnoty:
the second part of the post got me lol
thanks man
Politics / Joke Of D Day by amxgr8(m): 2:02pm On Feb 10, 2015
JOKE OF THE DAY.
A teacher asked his students,
1+1= ?.
A student stood up
and said 4.
A semi illiterate man passing by overheard the
response,
shook his head and said:
" PDP has killed us in this country Everything has
increased; transport fare, fuel pump price, cost of
foodstuff, electricity tariff,...
everything.
Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4.
INEVITABLE CHANGE;
We must VOTE rightly
in 2015.
If SOMEONE is;
J = Just
O = On
N = Negative
A = Assignments
T = To
H = Harm
A = All
N = Nigerians
THEN we must also find someone who will
B = Bring
U = Us
H = Hope
A = And
R = Remove
I = Incompetence
CHANGE in 2015...
is inevitable.
Pls be patriotic...
Crime / Lebaneese Couple Settles Nigerian After Toturing by amxgr8(m): 1:46pm On Feb 10, 2015
The Lebanese couple tries settles
Nigerian worker with N400K after
torturing her
The Lebanese business owners, Joseph
and Hala Yazbeck, who severely tortured
a Nigerian woman working for them,
Grace Okpara, are making moves to
settle the matter amicably by offering
her the sum of N400,000 so as to settle
the case away from the police.
The celebrated case made the headlines
few days ago when it was reported that
woman who was a cleaner at Buildwell
Plant and Equipment Industry Limited, a
logistics company located along the
Lagos/Ibadan Expressway, where the
couple are said to be directors, was
brutalized by the Lebanese wife and her
husband and in the process, Okpara
sustained serious injuries and had to be
hospitalized.
She also reported the case to the Ibafo
Police Station in Ogun State, but the
Yazbecks do not want the case to go
beyond the police and are prepared to
settle her.
Reports have it that the Delta State born
woman was made the offer during a
peace meeting called by the Divisional
Police Officer of the station in a bid to
settle the issue.
But Okpara is said to refused collecting
the money, choosing instead to have the
matter charged to court as soon as the
striking judiciary workers resumed
duties.
She says she wants to use as case to
serve a deterrent to other foreigners
who maltreat Nigerian staff, treating
them as lesser people.
Okpara narrates that prior to the torture
incident, the woman, Hala, had been a
thorn in her flesh right from when she
began working with the company four
years ago. She said that torturing
workers was a common occurrence in
the company.
According to her, Lebanese employers
often brag about how they have bought
the Nigerian system, claiming that even
if they kill a Nigerian working in their
companies, the government would not
do anything against them.

Celebrities / Maheedah Is Black Again by amxgr8(m): 1:02pm On Feb 10, 2015
Naija certified bad girl, Maheeda has
gone on low cut and she also says she’s
now back to being black (Skin dudu).
Remember she posted an old pic of
herself recently looking very dark in the
photo. Well Maheeda has said no more
bleaching again and she wants to go
back to her old skin colour. See what she
said and more pics below;

Celebrities / Daddy Showki Reavels What He Saw by amxgr8(m): 12:54pm On Feb 10, 2015
He posted this Photo above with the
Caption below on Instagram this
morning:-
He kept a Rat catcher on his door
entrance to get hold of those Rat
disturbing his house before going to
bed the night before only to wake up in
the Morning to see this Scary creature,
An Owl in the Morning caught by the
same Trap alongside 2 Rat, I think the
whole is just hungry.
If you see this in your Entrance very early
in the Morning, What will you do?
Drop your comment.

Nairaland / General / Re: Shocking Picture Of Mutant Pig by amxgr8(m): 12:42pm On Feb 10, 2015
here are d pics

Nairaland / General / Shocking Picture Of Mutant Pig by amxgr8(m): 12:35pm On Feb 10, 2015
Distubing photos of an unusual piglet
with a human face and a penis on its
head went viral, attracting visitors and
those wishing to buy a mutant.
Tao Lu, a farmer from the city of
Nanning, China, was shocked one of his
pigs delivered 19 piglets with one of
them severely deformed. After pictures
of the mutant appeared in local media,
friends, neighbours and curious visitors
from all over the country flooded Lu’s
farm.
Most of the witnesses were struck by
the fact that the animal was born with a
human face and a penis. Some of them
offered large sums of money in
exchange for the pig but it died shortly
after being rejected by its mother and
refusing a bottle.
Speaking about the bizarre piggy the
farmer said, “It was a large litter, and the
mutant was one of the last of 19 piglets
to be born. All the others were normal,
just this one was really bizarre.
It is a shame it died, I could have got
more money for it than for the rest of
the family put together based on what
people were offering me on the
phone.”
One of the locals who saw the live, Wu
Kung, 32, said, “I was one of a dozen
people who went there to see the piglet,
and it really did have human face and
exactly like he said, a penis growing out
of its forehead.”
This is not the first case of mutation in
animal: a piglet who was born with 8
legs, a lamb born with four eyes, two
noses and two mouths, a cyclop lamb
with only one eye, two-headed snake
and many more.
Literature / Re: Me, The Girls, And My Guys Dem by amxgr8(m): 4:21pm On Jan 28, 2015
oga blue y u no collect am ..............., dis time u no go survive... Lolllllllll i no fit wait to chop ground-nut nd pure-water
Nairaland / General / Re: New Year Countdown Thread (tracking The New Year As It Arrives Around The World) by amxgr8(m): 11:34pm On Dec 31, 2014
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