₦airaland Forum

Brayss:
abeg moses play?

Moses dey bench dey watch free ball

brightalo1010:
he need a serious bj maybe ...so he can perform better.

Excess bj is the reason he's playing dumb.

These Watford peeps! They should score already.

Pedro has no successful dribble. Olodo!

Hahahaha.. so I'm supposed to just sit or allow the python swallow me first? Or the python will see me too and pass by? I don't understand o

Hahahaha... OMG!! This is so funny

Season don start for Chelsea wailers

C'mon lads!!! I need 4 goals in this game. Without conceding any

mastermaestro:
Man U should just sell Depay to a better club instead of wasting such a wonderful talent on the bench.

Oh please. That guy is too selfish

E jobs.. Abeg. This one wey Mikel score so. I wanna wake to a good day tomorrow o

Toluabigr8:
This is kind of news we want from my Igbo pple not......

Bayelsans are not Igbo. Same way Edos are not yoruba. Make Una stop to clinch people who don't wanna be clinched

usbcable:
Where are the Guinness Book of Record officials?
He would have been presented a certificate.
I hope he didn't do this for fun sha?

They should come so militants will kidnap them right? They will send his certificate through yahoo mail or whatsapp

If Nigeria divides today, it will still be sub divided cos of greed. If oil gets discovered in the North, it will still create chaos between the Hausas and the non-hausas. Greed has taken over this country. It is greed that landed power in the hand of northerners. A Northerner will side a fellow northerner in times of trouble but the remaining part of the country, if you give one money, he'll betray the rest. Until people can ease their freed of, you won't be surprised to find Abia detaching from Umuahia or Edo detaching from Benin city

chernest2002:
God please let all buhari 's Labour be in vain.Ameeen

Whose labour will favour you? Donald Trump? When you make a prayer like this for the president of a country you live in, you think you are doing buhari? No sir, you are doing yourself. If his labour is supposed to take a positive turn, it will take a negative turn on you cos of your negativity

Shawarma bawo? Is Shawarma a party food?? If I attend your party and you give me Shawarma after buying Ankara, I go stone am for ya head. Where you keep egusi with pounded yam?

Using condoms doesn't even keep someone sage from HPV, it can affect other areas where condoms can't cover. Go and see.your health provider, there are vaccines in place for such stuffs

tunjion:
Becos dat is wat he does, hide comment and ban, all day long. Plus he said before acting.

I'm really not a fan a of developing private relationships with online friends.

tunjion:
So the guy has been ban and comment hidden.


Anabel are u impressed with the spam bolt talking to u? This is the best a 40 year old can do in the whole wide world.

How do you know a person who has been banned?

DateMynd44:
no not at all its ya right to be inquisitive in other to determine how genuine i am.
Well i'll relay everything to you on whatsapp and YES its an ideology that is not unconnected with career and innovatively related. And a true companionship that'll edify our countenance when occasion calls for,: i hope you get me

FemiFimile:
My sister, some of us come here with strong views, whether women dey here sef dey post, we no know.

Hope they are not tribalistic views?? Cos I'm against that

DateMynd44:
lol not really sha. It's just based on "alter ego" stuff.
And the mitty-gritty of our conversation would center on positive ideologies and career oriented innovations, and i just saw IB in your profile location though and i trust you to be genuine and gregarious enough for us to have a sane dialogue under a transquil platform.
Anywhere buzz me on whatsapp 08060423357
thanks and God bless ya.

Hope I won't be rude by asking what areas your ideologies might be based on?

FemiFimile:
Ny man chasing woman on nairaland, is either a ugly bastard, shy or cursed to pursue everything in skirt.

Hehehehehehe

DateMynd44:
wow that's nice of you.
The way nairalanders react towards their fellows from other regions is just so egregiously apalling, so many shallow minded prejudiced and biased individuals in this country. Well em, by the way i just glared and fastened my attention at your profile and i must confess that your beauty is so inexpressible and dazzlingly tantalizing.
Can we talk no pm or whatsapp preferably? Got some discreet but vital issue to share with you.
Thanks, anticipating ya reply.

Discreet but vital issue?? Do you wanna sew clothes? Sharing private information like phone numbers to online friends is risky these days my brother.

I've been flogged with barb wire, hard wood, iron bucket and I've had pepper in my vajayjay before by my uncle's wife, but I don't mind. When I was around 7, my mom punished me for going to look at party outside our house by tearing my back with blade, asking me to kneel down, adding pepper on that back and carrying a stool on my head. My mom is my biggest role model and right now, I'm her biggest fan. We are Africans, we are stubborn. If it's not violently passed across to us, we won't understand in some cases. This is why I get angry when outsiders(foreigners) make comments about Nigerians being barbaric. People who shoot each other without blinking or who stab each other, come here and talk about Nigerians being barbaric. Every nation has its share of barbarism. Take it or leave it

DateMynd44:
don't take it personal, na play we dey play and we dey enjoy am.
I remain a tribalistic bigot for life

I take it personal o. Cause Nairaland is a world wide site. People read all these things. If we can't live ourselves how can we love another. It hurt my soul. I've been f***ed up by Yorubas, Igbos and Hausas, still I don't feel indifferent towards any of them. But when I see them online tearing each other apart, it makes me angry

When I read comments in tribal wars, it makes me sad. People are supposed to co-exist but the 3 major tribes in this country will never let us know peace or comment nicely on a post. They will tribalise it and bash each other. Who una tribalism epp? How is it boosting the economy?

I need to be cleared on certain things, she put juju in her bumbum and he still sleeps with her?? If juju is working, how did he even get the sense to file for divorce?

And this foolish wife he married, is it babalawo that will clear darkness in your house??

She looks like she's sleeping or na my eyes dey deceive me?

All those nairalanders wey like to dey use everything do pepper soup, make Una come o. Obe ti so!!

I really wanna enjoy laughing about this.

Come to think of it o! Buying a snake for 35k is the reason government will not believe someone is suffering o. And I need this same 35k for a 2nd hand lappy to do my business plan. God save us o

While everyone is talking about eating it, I can't help but imagine it waking up and swallowing the buyer. This is Africa o, how we take sure say the so called killer no use jazz make am faint for a.while. Lol