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Romance / Re: The Woman In My Compound Always Come To Show Me Their N*ked Bodies-man Cries Out by anachy: 11:56am On Jan 14, 2016
Obinovictor:


I have already done that
so what do you think?
Romance / Re: The Woman In My Compound Always Come To Show Me Their N*ked Bodies-man Cries Out by anachy: 11:37am On Jan 14, 2016
Obinovictor:



Prove it
enter the link and confirm by yourself. It s real though. The man needs your advise.
Romance / Re: The Woman In My Compound Always Come To Show Me Their N*ked Bodies-man Cries Out by anachy: 10:11am On Jan 14, 2016
Obinovictor:



That picture qualified this story to be made up and false
hmm , you re wrong mister.
Romance / Re: The Woman In My Compound Always Come To Show Me Their N*ked Bodies-man Cries Out by anachy: 10:08am On Jan 14, 2016
Dojupyo:
Na so you handsome reach wey make them dey chase you grin


BTW, I don't see any reason why you should pack out....

You can handle this without you packing out of the house wey you rent with your money again (unless it persist tho)
****Steps to take****
You're not obliged to let them in your room (na you and you only get the apartment)...
Limit the way you chat with them (imagine sey that wan come ask you for perfume, another wan come ask you for knife, very soon e go be salt and magi)...
Give those ladies a stern look whenever they try to do any rubbish, and show them your stand against every form of temptation (she show you her na**dness, na im you scream leave am for your house.... unto which levels naa, bros no be only you be male virgin for 9ja o.... Old mama Ngozi come start her own)...
Just let them know your stand (are you for it or not) no be to dey run away like small pickin, you're the man..
Finally, if they still insist, tell the girl's parents and Old mama Ngozi's hubby...(don't care about the consequences such act will bring her, she was the one that first ruined her home by showing you her Hubby's breast)...

Tread with caution... The devil whether in form of Human, Animal or Thing, dey waka about looking for whom to devour..

The Lord is your strength as you abstain from premarital intercourse

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Romance / Re: The Woman In My Compound Always Come To Show Me Their N*ked Bodies-man Cries Out by anachy: 10:03am On Jan 14, 2016
sanbells:
Is that's your landlord's daughter
permit me to ask lalasticlara to do the needful.
Romance / Re: Wetdreams Plus Female Roommate. by anachy: 9:28am On Jan 14, 2016
Solution 101--
Marry your bible,concentrate on God, take away the thought of women in your mind.
Your roomate is a girl, definitely the tendency of wet dreams will be high cos you do see her change her clothes esp if she is the sexy lady.
Romance / The Woman In My Compound Always Come To Show Me Their N*ked Bodies-man Cries Out by anachy: 8:25am On Jan 14, 2016
My name is Okoro D. I live in Enugu state. People always
find it queer when I tell them that I am a virgin at 26, but
that is the absolute truth.
I have made myself a promise that I will not break my
virginity till I get married. However since I resolved not have
s*x with any woman except y wife, I have had too many
temptations to break my word.
It started when I packed to the compound I now live in. My
friend showed me the house and it looked really nice so I
packed into it. A week after my stay in the compound, a
young girl, the daughter of the landlady came to my room
to ask for some perfume which I gave her. She came back
that same day in the evening and gave me a perfume which
she bought for me claiming that one I had was not good
enough. I accepted and thanked her.
Just when I thought it was all over, she came back the next
day and sat on my bed. I asked what she wanted and she
smiled seductively making me shiver just looking at her. I
asked her to go out and she smiled again telling me not be a
child. I left the room for her.
I didn't see her again for some days and I was beginning to
heave a sigh of relief when something worse happened.
When I returnedhome one day, the landlady's daughter
came to see me again. My heart skipped several beats when
I saw her. She was really seductive.
I asked her what she wanted and suddenly she slipped out
of the gown she was wearing and stood there completely
n*ked before me. I almost screemed. I had never seen a
n*ked woman that close to me before. I ran out of the
room. I didn't come back till late at night.
To cut the long story short, my landlord's daughter has not
stopped coming to show me her n*ked body with intent of
seducing and making me lie with her.
I also have a neighbour, a policeman who had a very
beautiful wife, Ngozi. Ngozi came into my room one
morning just as I was going out and asked me for my knife
which I gave her.
To make matters worse, Ngozi, my neighbour's wife has
joined in the show. She would come to my room in the
morning before I go out and show me her bare breasts.
I am tempted to report Ngozi to her husband but I know
the consequences that act will bring. Should I just pack out
of the house to avoid my landlady's daughter? That by itself
will bring many troubles for me.
I am so confused. Please help.

www.tori.ng/news/18234/help-the-women-in-my-compound-always-come-to-show.html

Politics / Re: We Have Declared Ambode Enemy Of Ndigbo – Ohanaeze by anachy: 1:41pm On Jan 12, 2016
irunooboo:
Bunch of red capped jokers crying as if only igbos own shops in oshodi. How much is the so called wares of their brothers self? Is it those fake pirated Cd's from Alaba or those second hand okrika clothes they are fond of selling?? With the way they are wailing, one would think the igbos lost more money than Yoruba traders who mostly lost millions but remained quiet and obedient. Igbos are fond of playing the victim card in every situation. They better respect their host or expect more harsh treatments undecided sipping my sperm juice cool
the way you re ranting, I don't think you have being to oshodi before. I know you just want to comment but apply wisdom.
Politics / Re: Lagos Shuts Down Electronic Market Over Planned Biafran Protest by anachy: 10:05pm On Jan 04, 2016
YoruBanger:


Are you drunk? ? Do I look like a mod to you?
I just can't stop laughing, some guys commenting here on nairaland re drinking in a beer parlour cheesy

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Politics / Re: Ikpeazu And Obasanjo Commission Roads In Aba (Photos) by anachy: 4:28pm On Dec 19, 2015
Abia need more of roads devt.
Politics / Re: How Bendel Girls Battled Biafra – Ogbemudia by anachy: 7:21am On Dec 19, 2015
too much maggi and saults spoil the taste of the story.
Pets / Re: Just Got Myself A Baby Parrot;need Tips On How To Train It by anachy: 7:21pm On Dec 18, 2015
chronique:
Hi folks! I just bought a baby parrot,but do not have experience training birds(especially a parrot). Can anyone help me out with useful tips?
people said anna talk like parrot. Lol
Op do parrot talks?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Marketers Needed Urgently by anachy: 6:32pm On Dec 18, 2015
chinnely:
Hello house, marketers are urgently needed in Magodo Lagos state, with flexible working conditions if you are interested kindly send your CV to nnekauche720@yahoo.com, salary is 40,000 with other benefit.
the nature of the job
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cashier Needed Urgently @ Bet9ja Agent Shop by anachy: 5:39pm On Dec 18, 2015
Timbuktu14:
lipsrsealed
jimakpolo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cashier Needed Urgently @ Bet9ja Agent Shop by anachy: 5:20pm On Dec 18, 2015
Timbuktu14:
shocked shocked
what is it?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Sales Rep (male & Female), Security Personnel Apply Now! by anachy: 5:16pm On Dec 18, 2015
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can a graduate apply?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Cashier Needed Urgently @ Bet9ja Agent Shop by anachy: 10:33pm On Dec 17, 2015
tjkadzyanju:
pls dont apply else your spiritual life will be zero
why did you said so? Pls throw more light.

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Politics / Re: Why Most Tribe In Nigeria Hate Ibo People by anachy: 9:43pm On Dec 16, 2015
There is no need of calling the mods to ban the op. He s not against the rule 9. He is not promoting the biafra cause. He only asked a simple question.

Two or three person hating the igbos does not mean all. Humans re different and theyly will never be the same. Some igbos hate other tribes and some other tribes hate the igbos too.
So it s a normal thing.



But the igbos re making waves in terms of progress. That s where I respects them.
Politics / Re: Calling Niger Deltans "Ignorant And Helpless" Is The Height Of Cluelessness by anachy: 12:36pm On Dec 08, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:
again you are bringing Ndoni. Wtf? Is Ndoni same as Ndoki? I guess you don't even know the difference!



Beside, Ndoni from the article is linked to Aboh/Kwale in Delta state and maintains distinct entity. Didn't you read it?
yes you re right. I didn't see where they claimed igbo as their origin but they stated their similarity of their language to aboh people in delta state.
Politics / Re: Calling Niger Deltans "Ignorant And Helpless" Is The Height Of Cluelessness by anachy: 12:30pm On Dec 08, 2015
Euro31:



www.ndoniusa.org/history-of-ndoni.html grin cheesy
Oya naa
the link stated that ndoni language is distinct from igbo language but similar to aboh speaking language in delta. Hope I'm right, that means they don't share the same origin with igbo right ?
Politics / Re: Calling Niger Deltans "Ignorant And Helpless" Is The Height Of Cluelessness by anachy: 7:34am On Dec 08, 2015
TonyeBarcanista:

Like I said, no part of the said screenshot has ANYTHING to do with hate for igbos. To cure your ignorance, Bayelsa was created because the Ijaws wanted at least one Ijaw state. In fact, we are agitating for more Ijaw states like the proposed Oil Rivers state made of of two Ijaw LGAs in Akwa Ibom and the Ijaw LGAs in Rivers state. That's not all!

Stop saying what you don't know
I use to hear that we have ijaws in akwa ibom, can you tell me which local gvt they re found? And dat of rivers too?

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Politics / Re: Calling Niger Deltans "Ignorant And Helpless" Is The Height Of Cluelessness by anachy: 12:07am On Dec 07, 2015
YoundDoctor:


You want it and you fold your hands? how will it come to fruition?
You mentioned ken sawo wiwa and likes who were failures bc you folks are still rendered helpless. though they tried...

So what are you doing to make this happen or you wanna do it through keyboard??

kikikiki..

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Politics / Re: Calling Niger Deltans "Ignorant And Helpless" Is The Height Of Cluelessness by anachy: 11:59pm On Dec 06, 2015
vladimiros:


[size=14pt]see how I catch liars...

peter odili did the least work for everyone I mentioned yet you praise him most cuz he is Ikwerre..

secondly, the militants struggle started in 2005, the 13% derivation was passed before 2003..

Mbok on to the next fool..
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despite I don't like biafraudite. Pls when did peter odili become ikweerre? Pls keep quiet sir.
Politics / Re: Calling Niger Deltans "Ignorant And Helpless" Is The Height Of Cluelessness by anachy: 11:46pm On Dec 06, 2015
vladimiros:



[size=13pt]Look, this is Africa and this is Nigeria...

Things wont change overnight...

lets use my state Akwa ibom for example..

back in 1998, the capital Uyo was a glorified shithole..but thanks to the efforts of our South South brothers, we got our derivation which was not what we wanted, but we also got a commission to build infrastructure that commision names is NDDC..

now it wont remain at 13% forever, even the Fulanis and the Niger Delta slaves like Rotimi Ameachi know this, we would clamour for more, as long as Buhari ignores the confab report we would cry for more..

so now we are stuck with 13% derivation and an EXTRA Investment Fund into our people and development in the name of NDDC
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sory dear, your topic is bored. Tanx the Biafra re standing tall. Pls recruit more handles. Tanz.
Politics / Re: Calling Niger Deltans "Ignorant And Helpless" Is The Height Of Cluelessness by anachy: 11:40pm On Dec 06, 2015
YoundDoctor:

You pushed for 25% it wasn't granted...
Who then pushed in support for the 13% oil derivation that was granted then?
tonyebarcanista, pls answer this question. I want to know dear. Thanks
Politics / Re: Calling Niger Deltans "Ignorant And Helpless" Is The Height Of Cluelessness by anachy: 11:26pm On Dec 06, 2015
Sweetguy25:
Ignorant - Not knowing, acknowledging and appreciating the level of damage and destruction the Nigerian state has done on the wealth and society of the Niger Delta minority tribes.

Helplessness: Not knowing where and how to effectively solicit help and support to stop the Nigerian state from further stealing the wealth of the Niger Delta minority tribes and the destruction of their environment.
is this what you mean? Now your statement has cause loggerhead btw ss and se.. Some said you re igbo some said you re yoruba. Pls can we meet u b4 the war end?
Politics / Re: Calling Niger Deltans "Ignorant And Helpless" Is The Height Of Cluelessness by anachy: 11:03pm On Dec 06, 2015
VickJames:
The south south region are helpless and that is the pure fact.

you listed a whole lot of things and what is the effect of what isaac adaka boro or what happened to ken saro wiwa? all these men lived in dreams and when real decision were made, those things they fought were taken into obscurity.

how many years did the midwestern region last?

where is the niger delta republic?

You claim to be from south south but i bet you have not really been to the different local governments where oil is been drilled. these people constitute one of the poorest people in this country.

your south south is helpless because if you are powerful as you think and bring senseless history, 80percent of the oil wells will be owned by the people from the region and not from faraway north.

if you think that south south isnt helpless, your brotherly in Udi would not have been killed by obasanjo government.

the south south are helpless because with the northerners drinking your oil wells, no man in the south south have the license to mine gold in sokoto or in osun. but they have license to head the refineries in warri, ph. a northerner is also the md of shell nigeria.

so, you are powerless and helpless. they called your brother a drunkard.

they locked your freedom fighter, asari in an underground prison.

they killed your former freedom fighters.

yes you are powerless and helpless
some points nice.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: JOB! JOB!! JOB!!! Quik Response by anachy: 9:13am On Nov 24, 2015
rayikem:
bf I gatecrash, what role are de recruiting for?
hope you re not blind cos your question is annoying sad
Politics / Re: Ndokis Are Ijaws...fact! by anachy: 10:02am On Oct 27, 2015
Truckpusher:
Yeah , you're right but some outrageous lies can't be ignored even if it is note necessary - somebody gotta call them out.
hello dear, is that you on that pix? Why the name truckpusher ?
Politics / Re: Ndokis Are Ijaws...fact! by anachy: 9:45am On Oct 27, 2015
atbu1983:


When I say most nationalities in Niger delta including Ndoki,Ikwerre, ika, Anioma are descended of benin, all these Igbo land grabbers will start making noise. They dont know history.

I summary, there is no Igbo in Niger delta. You only have some nationalities who have interacted with Igbo for a long time and borrow some Igbo culture along the way. That does not make them Igbo.

Today we from edo state from benin understand the following fact and we accept it completely:
Ikwerre is Ikwerre. They are no longer Benin and where never Igbo.
Ika is Ika. They are no longer Benin and where never Igbo.
Anioma is Anioma. They are no longer Benin and where never Igbo.
Esan is Esan. they are no longer Benin.
Ndoki is Ndoki. They are no longer Benin and where never Igbo.
Urhobo is Urhobo. They are no longer benin.
Isoko is Isoko. they are no longer benin
Itsekiri is Itsekiri. they are no longer benin or yoruba

These niger delta nationalities are now developed enough to be a complete tribe of thier own.
The fact that they have common acestry from benin, does not mean they cant be a tribe of thier own.
After all we all came from Adam and Eve including Arab, chinese, europeans etc.

Igbo should allow these nationalities be. They are not Igbo but distinct nationalities.
Igbo should grow up and move on.

Fulani, yoruba, Igbo, chinese are all product of adam and eve. but today are distinct nationalities.
Therefore all niger Delta ethnic nationalities are distinct nationalities.

Igbo please leave Niger delta alone
I don't get you, tonyebarcanista said they re ijaws, and you re saying they re benin too.
Is ijaws benin too? #confuse sad

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Politics / Re: Tonyebarcanista Is A Dullard, We Ndoki In Rivers Will Never Be Ijaws. by anachy: 8:12am On Oct 27, 2015
inlandtaipan:
oh please shut up, who's an impostor. My paternal home is ibeku in abia state while my maternal home is obeta in oyigbo.

You think I'm in for all these lie you people do on Nairaland? I virtually grew up in oyigbo and never you call us ijaw. I have stayed more in oyigbo than abia.

I knew you were going to go look this thread, you are duller than I thought.
you messed up nigga, did you type this statement to clear yourself before. You re igbo, so face your state. You re not ndoki since you ve not said it in your last update. You just wanted to belong cos of the new history in town. Ndoki is ijaw, that I ve heard from tonyebacarnista. grin
Literature / Re: Wole Soyinka: "InterInventions", My New Book Will Draw Blood by anachy: 9:26pm On Oct 26, 2015
Is it a ritualist book?

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