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alutacontinua:
Sweet!

What are u upto this beautiful morning?

^^^
Niggers Who Can't Get A Girl

D Banj lepa sha

Danhumprey: Lol........you are one hell of a stubborn troll.

Sssssh

IAMBREEZY: lol she must be an expact to make you come to your senses.

Her smile could make a dead man rise. The way she winks could turn a demented brain to the better. She is an angel on earth. The most wonderful woman you'll ever find anywhere in the world.

alutacontinua: Chop kiss

thanks for saving my brains

shizzle11: Copy and paste tinz....u for acknowledge d source naa

I made it up myself bro.

alutacontinua: I deserve a standing ovation for bringing this Andy out of the Andy they brought into the hospital!


1 million likes, sweetie. (Even though i did not read all ur points but I know say sense dey inside)!


Besides, there's one issue I want to discuss with you!

Lool thanks.

What could the issue be

IAMBREEZY: This nigga is becoming sane.

Lol...all praise to alutacontinua

1. Men who are looking for their mother.
I don’t know whether the mothers or the men are to
blame for this. The men are looking to be fed, have
their cleaning done and be generally molly-coddled.


2. Men who are too absorbed in themselves.
It’s their life, their hobbies, their friends, their
ambition, their children, their… Somehow their
women doesn’t seem to come into the equation. Men
are used to running the world and filling their lives
with activities and occupations. Nowadays men have
even taken the role of father so seriously that they
can forget that their woman is more than a mother.


3. Men who are too on mission.
This is slightly different from the previous men who
can’t love because woman love their men to be on
mission. The focus and dedication of a man on
mission is an amazing sight. Sometimes it just goes
too far. Sometimes the climber climbs one too many
mountains and kills the relationship in the process,
Sometimes the businessman goes on one too many
trips abroad and loses sight of home. Men need to
find a balance on this.


4. Men who see themselves as alpha.
These are the ones that cause me so much pain. They
are men who have a misplaced idea about men
needing to be the alpha-males. Yes, dogs do it, but
don’t have the intelligence we have. They chase and
conquer women to show how great they are. In the
process they just show how lacking they are in any
emotion, understanding or even humanity.


5. Men who just want a pal.
These are the sad ones who spend their lives going to
the pub or the football game. They remember the
great times with their pals when they were young
and just want it to continue. Occasionally it works
when the woman becomes one of the lads, but this
never lasts, then the man is left wondering what
happened. Sometimes men just need to realise they
need to grow up.


6. Men who are afraid of intimacy.
Men often have difficulty dealing with intimacy,
particularly when a relationship appears to be out of
their control. The interesting part of this is that men
also have difficulty acknowledging that they have
difficulty dealing with intimacy. They usually
sublimate the emotions into actions that they can
understand. This can show itself as aggression or
even abuse, but generally just results in sullenness
and withdrawal.
Men who have this difficulty need help to overcome
their fear and learn to become a normal part of the
world.

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190:

Kid Go To Bed

There are times in a relationship when certain signs
point to the fact that you and Mr. X are not meant to
be together. After you’ve already dedicated time
getting to know someone, getting attached to the
person, and getting involved in their lives, it’s
depressing to think that that was all just a waste of
time.
But you know, the real waste of time is spending
your life with someone you’re not really into. Below
are some signs to tell if you should leave or stay:


You’re happier when he’s not around
You probably haven’t thought about it, or haven’t
pinpointed it as such, but in reality, you are happier
when he’s not in the room, than when he is. Plain and
simple: you know what happiness feels like, and
you’re not feeling it around him.


You prefer sleeping alone to sleeping with him
You’d rather stay home and get a solid eight hours of
sleep in your bed at your home where you’re more
comfortable, than drive somewhere to see him.
You don’t want to talk about your relationship
This is a major pointer for most ladies; if he is not the
type you want to show off to your girls, then do have
a re-think. Talking about your relationship bores even
you. When your friends ask you how it’s going, you
say, “Great!”, and change the subject. But come on:
when you’re into a guy, you have a million things to
say.


You don’t speak up when you’re upset
You acknowledge that your boyfriend is being selfish,
rude, or annoying, but you don’t say anything. And
the truth is, you don’t really feel upset. When you’ve
become emotionally detached from somebody, you
don’t feel affected by his poor behaviour.


You think about other men, extensively
We all occasionally acknowledge that somebody else
is attractive, even while we’re in a committed
relationship. But you find yourself thinking about a
guy you met for five minutes, in every single day,
even when you are with your current guy. Huge exit
sign.


You don’t notice that you haven’t talked in a while
Ladies love to talk, especially to their men or their
girlfriends. But if it happens that you vaguely,
casually notice that, “Oh yeah…we haven’t spoken
since yesterday”; but you didn’t notice his absence.
And that 24 hours felt like it flew by.


You make no effort in your appearance
You just don’t care. You really don’t. You think about
the prospect of him thinking you look ugly, and that
prospect doesn’t bother you. This is what you want to
wear right now and his opinion just don’t count.
Sometimes, even when he protests, you look him in
the eye and say, “this is what I feel like wearing”.


You stop sharing exciting news with him
He’s not the person you share exciting, or difficult,
changes in your life with. It just feels like effort re-
hashing it all to him. And quite frankly, you don’t
know that he deserves to share in your happy
moments, or even vulnerable ones.
You stop asking for his advice


It just annoys you if you do take it in, and for the
most part, you tune it out. You don’t value his way of
thinking or living, so why would you want his advice?
Or his company at all?


You’re thinking often about ending it
Every so often, we might think about wanting to end
it with our guy. But you have a thought about it
everyday – how you’d do it, what you’d say, what
your life would be like without him, and so on. And
the thoughts have only been increasing lately.


You’re hesitant to make future plans
Purchasing a N35,000 plane ticket to go visit his
family in the holiday, screams “Bad idea!” to you. In
fact, making any solid future plans with him, that
require much time, energy or money, feel
irresponsible, and you are not just prepared to do
that.


Thought of him with someone else doesn’t make you
jealous
Okay, maybe just a little, but if you love someone,
you should be seething with rage (non-violent type),
just thinking he might be with some other lady. If
you think really hard, and actually visualise, in vivid
colours and every detail, your man having sex with
another woman, you don’t get a massive stomach
ache. You should run.


You really care about inconsequential things
It matters what restaurant you eat at, or what movie
you watch, or if you go to a cinema hall or
supermarket. Why? Because, when you’re into
someone, their company makes all activities fun. But
when you’re not into them, the activity itself has to
do all the work of satisfying you. Your partner is just
extra weight. Sometimes, you even avoid certain
places, because someone who knows you might find
you there.

Ladies, with all of these, the handwriting to the exit is
clearly on the wall.

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screenagerjoe: ICEPRINCE AND SOUND SULTAN----Pray

From The Fire Of Zamani Album?

Btw I Hope He Does A Video For Mercy

Four Tracks I Just Can't Seem To Get Enough Of Right Now....Dayuuum

Drake - Worst Behaviour

I'm so in love with that '' Hold Up, Hold My Phone, They Never Used To Wanna Hear Us, TurnUp! Remember? Mu'fucka Never Loved Us, Remember? Mu'fucka? Remember?'' Man Drake Is One Heavy Light Skinned Nigger! Video Is Crack!!! I Think Its Cool How Drake Gives Off A No-nonsense Aura In The Visuals...
Check It Out Asap

Ice Prince Ft. ChipMunk - Mercy

When VJ Adams Of Soundcity First Told Me He's Been Vibing To This Jam For 2 Days Straight, I Thought Blood Was Exagerrating But Dayuuum Track Is Wicked!!! ChipMunk Delivered Like A Midwife
Love His '' I Get Girls In Different Flavours, One From Kingston One From Lagos '' Line.
As For The Aboki Crooner, Dude Never Flops. He Was On Point Like The Decimal


Patoranking Ft. Timaya - Alubarika
No One Can Crucify Me If I Said, This Is Nigeria's Best Reggae Tune Of 2013


Rich Homie Quan - Better Watch What You Saying

If You're Conversant With ATL Music, You'll Know RichHomieQuan. Did I Mention He's My Cousin? Well I'll Tell U Something, Future Stole Rich Homie Quan's Style Of What I Call Sorrow Rap.
Just Check Out ''Type Of Way'' And This Track And You'll Know This Kid Is The ''Future''

To be continued.....

Well This Is Like My Personal Music diary Library. Here I Will Be Continously Updating My Best/Most Played Tracks Of The Moment And Also My Favourite Lines And SnapShots From Music Videos......

You Can Contribute As Well If U Wanna Or U Can View, Learn And Move On.....

Here We Go.................

god_of_music: Are you female



#TeamGOM

U seem to have forgotten what the best answer to a fool is...

iyke926: @Andyblaze, where is your Lamorghini?

i dash it to my concubine

Nadia_SA1: Andy thanks 4making me laugh..

ur welcome

god_of_music: Please what is today's date



#TeamGOM

1st of death two thousand and die

god_of_music:

Niccur you gay?



#TeamGOM

So ur uncle no pet u when u small?

Danhumprey: Madman,how far?

no de call me dat thing.
I dey o, hw ur side?

12month: immatured youths too much for NL

minus me plus you

Ayam riches