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Nairaland GeneralRe: *~Fynestboi Is Nairaland Moderator Of The Year 2013 *~ Congratulations!!! by Andyblaze: 12:51am On Dec 13, 2013
My Boy Mynd44

Dude seems cool tho him too dey find my trouble
RomanceRe: Pls, People, Did I Just Disgrace Myself? Part 2 by Andyblaze: 12:39am On Dec 13, 2013
Waspy: Now i get it..........its either you're making this story up or ...........wait a minute, is that Andyblaze?...shiit angry
dafuq?
RomanceRe: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Andyblaze: 12:34am On Dec 13, 2013
190: [color=RED][size=18pt]Andyblaze[/size]

2013 saw a rise in the number of trolls roaming around NL for free and one might wonder where Andyblaze popped from
Andy bust into stardom by first acknowledging NL number 1 troll (190) as his God-father, then he went full action against the female folks
where he started getting noticed before slowing down by starting a number of absurd threads about his everyday life,

Threads like "HELP MY GIRLFRIEND HAS REFUSED TO SHAVE HER ARMPITS" could easily be traced to No other person than Andy,
He is a modern day reborn clone of Mr cork, Lefulefu and Mobo444
People who know him for his unimaginable stupidity never take him serious but he sure leaves the newbies cracking and consfused over his sefless service to Nairaland


Rated over 10% ----------> 6%[/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Names Of Nairalander You Have Met by Andyblaze: 12:27am On Dec 13, 2013
I've met alot of Nairalanders but i dont reveal myself to them and will never do lol
FamilyRe: I Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation by Andyblaze(op): 2:10pm On Dec 12, 2013
youngprofdguru: Just run for ur dear n don't sleep with him oh.... Cos na 15yrs u are joking with Madam.....
15 years via gay or wat?
FamilyRe: I Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation by Andyblaze(op): 2:09pm On Dec 12, 2013
Akosbaba: OP,Don't be stingy,let it go round afterall he is the head of the family he should have "tasted" it first.
but ma yansh will neva remain the same
RomanceRe: Is Anything Wrong With Having A Girfriend 15 Years Older Than I Am? by Andyblaze(op): 11:25am On Dec 12, 2013
dhensity: Ode
To a nightingale?
FamilyI Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation by Andyblaze(op): 11:21am On Dec 12, 2013
I am in a very nasty fix and don’t know how to get out of it.

I work in one of the better established banks and in 2009, I met and dated this lady that was posted to our branch as a corper. We were an item for over nine months, but when she left for her Masters’ program abroad, the relationship sort of fizzled out.

Given that she had introduced me to a couple of her family members including her cousin, I walked up to say hello to this cousin of hers, when I bumped into her at a party at Victoria Island. To cut a long story short, I dated this lady for over a year. After a while she and I parted amicably as we both had incompatible visions.

However during the time I dated her, she too had introduced me to my first girl friend’s elder sister. When my first girl friend’s elder sister found out that I was no longer with her cousin, she got in touch with me and did not hide her intention of dating me.

After a while, she introduced me to the family as we both felt that the relationship was going somewhere. However, we eventually drifted apart when it became obvious to her that I was not quite ready to settle down. My current dilemma is that her mother being a bit of a looker and a society lady, felt attracted to me and we eventually hooked up. During one of our secret liaisons in their house, we were caught pants down by her husband who happens to be well connected.

He was calm about the whole thing; he handled the situation by politely asking me to leave his house and never to come back. I do not know how this man got hold of my number, but he called me to demand for a meeting which I was in no position to refuse.

When we met, he told me that since I had slept with his two daughters, his niece and wife, that he feels left out. He is threatening to ensure I lose my job as well as make my life miserable in Lagos, if he does not get his share of my body.

I am not gay and feel quite repulsed about the whole idea. He has given me up to this week to perform, otherwise…..Help.
RomanceIs Anything Wrong With Having A Girfriend 15 Years Older Than I Am? by Andyblaze(op): 10:52am On Dec 12, 2013
embarassedWhat should be the ideal age between a guy and his gal,i mean if a guy of 18 should go out with a lady of 33 can that be called a sugar mummy relationship.Especially when the guy take care of the bills. huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help Me B4 I Die by Andyblaze: 10:24pm On Dec 11, 2013
Does any of u know i am the op?
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Shares Bedroom Photos With A Gun by Andyblaze: 1:37pm On Dec 11, 2013
RUBBISH THREAD

GUYS PLEASE BEWARE! U wont believe what i just found out in this thread below

https://www.nairaland.com/1551744/guys-please-beware-wont-believe
RomanceRe: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Andyblaze: 12:51am On Dec 11, 2013
PARDONhuh grin grin
flolancracker: huh No sexkills?
RomanceRe: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Andyblaze: 12:48am On Dec 11, 2013
sanb: I'll just add...that's why I call him the OBA of NL..... cool
cool
RomanceRe: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Andyblaze: 12:47am On Dec 11, 2013
190: grin grin
cool cool

Your Memes Ehn angry
RomanceRe: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Andyblaze: 12:45am On Dec 11, 2013
flolancracker: lord..1st organised post of andyblaze I'ld be seeing.
grin grin
190 na mentor! Him deserve am
RomanceRe: The Nlder You'd Love To Date And The Nlder You'd Slap If You Ever Came Across. by Andyblaze: 12:38am On Dec 11, 2013
Adaobi12: Date:ANDYBLAZE.
Slap:LIRUSHEUN.



Dis kain dream sef.*yawns*
Do U Know You & I Are From Same L.G.Ahuh embarassed
RomanceRe: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Andyblaze: 12:32am On Dec 11, 2013
190

Greatest Ever! World Best! Mentor! Godfather! One Is One! Original! Baba!
Argh The Compliments Could Go On Forever.
#NoHomo, But This Dude's The Shît! For Two Years I Was Left In Awe At The Way This Homie Was Annoying But Incredibly Funny At The Same Time. Like Someone Said Earlier, Dude Used To Bash Naija Ladies Alot And It Got Me Annoyed A Lotta Times But As Time Went On I Learnt He Was A Comic Relief And Taking His Threads Too Serious Was Like Doing Harm To Yourself.
My Lifestyle On NL Was Partially Inspired By Him, Umm Bro U're Someone's Craze Mentor cheesy
Big Ups, Homie!
RomanceRe: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Andyblaze: 12:09am On Dec 11, 2013
Danhumprey: Alutacontinua

If I start writing about this young lady,I might have to compose an entire epistle.

But I would just say that I think she and Andyblaze are cute to be together. cheesy
undecidedundecided
RomanceRe: I Just Discover My Online Girlfriend Has Moustache, Plz Advise Me by Andyblaze(op): 12:03am On Dec 11, 2013
Divine Nature: grin Don't mind that village headmaster jare, lets find a solution to ur problem. I suggest u go for tiger blade razor frm dat aunty promise kiosk opposite ur house, then i promise to send u my great grandpa's shaving stick via Fedex or Dhl to arrive to ur domain within 24hrs.... if datz ok by u then send ur address sharperly, so cry no more for ur problem is solved, ehh! did u promised to shave it off? if not promise her that u will
Bed 6, Ward 32, Yaba Left
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Refuses To Shave Her Armpit.....please Help by Andyblaze(op): 10:28am On Dec 10, 2013
Nawti-Romeo:
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You dis Andyblaze again?? Which kain babes u dey get?? Last time ur babe had moustache like adolf hitler ..... Beta go and rest oh and stop this rubbish popularity stunts *mods take note of his moniker*
bro ur on a long thing grin
Music/RadioRe: Andyblaze's Official Music Chart, Updates And Reviews Thread by Andyblaze(op): 10:27am On Dec 10, 2013
Nastydroid: *following*
thanks bro cool
Music/RadioRe: Andyblaze's Official Music Chart, Updates And Reviews Thread by Andyblaze(op): 10:26am On Dec 10, 2013
mayapop: I love the song too! "Uh uh honey" grin
Oh my bad i said baby cheesy Thanks for following hun.
RomanceRe: I Just Discover My Online Girlfriend Has Moustache, Plz Advise Me by Andyblaze(op): 11:02pm On Dec 09, 2013
Charlzino: While shavin powder is #250? Abeg cary ur cross. Farm 4 ur farm, joor
and the picture is for huh
Music/RadioRe: Andyblaze's Official Music Chart, Updates And Reviews Thread by Andyblaze(op): 10:52pm On Dec 09, 2013
Kanye West - Bound2

Like Most Good Songs This Wasn't A Song I Loved At First But Its Growing Rapidly On Me. Love Kim's 'Urh Uhn Baby' grin And Kanye Did A Good Job Too. Not His Most Epic Work Ever But Then That Line About Some Ladies Taking Champagne But Still Looking Thirsty Is Cray As F! cheesy cheesy
BTW I Gotta Say For Me Kim's The Hottest White Female Celeb. Even After Childbirth That Body Is Still Banging! Pretty Face To Also Go With It, Dayuuum.
However, Kanye Needs To Slow Down On His Whole 'Crucifixion Remake' Thingy. I Don't Appreciate That As I Am A Christian! sad
RomanceRe: Meet The New And Old Romance Section Nairalanders And What You Think About Them. by Andyblaze: 10:06pm On Dec 09, 2013
sanb: He's late as usual...African time..... grin grin grin
cheesy cheesy True tho!
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Refuses To Shave Her Armpit.....please Help by Andyblaze(op): 9:54pm On Dec 09, 2013
Mondisweets: Can we see ur armpits?
babes u wanna qo blind?

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