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ms_pee: Who be this?

Oh better...

god_of_music: Waiting patiently. . . .




#TeamGOM

In my part of the world it is customary for the male to bear his wife's surname. That why i and Mondicheeks share the same surname

sheniqua: This is hilarious
Hahahahaha
Na only puff puff how about donut

are u m or f

igbonla: People, please. You should never grab anything from a burning house except if it is right there beside you, not heavy and wont require an extra second to grab.

Every second counts when you are in a burning house, most people die from the effect of the smoke (asphyxiation) rather than the fire itself.

Be guided.

Nice one, bruv.
Thanks.

ms_pee: Yeah right

Lol Aight Its me....don't blow my cover tho

god_of_music: Whatever why don't you post yours let's see who your relation might be, who knows Mondi_cheeks may be your cousin



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Mondichukwu

This is not a joking matter o

god_of_music: No, my mama just gave me the name, cause she knows i'm a 'Gift from God'




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a god not God

U need a blind guy?

I cant believe someone on this thread actually thinks he's fooling us

god_of_music: IYASARA

Onyinye Iyasara



#TeamGOM

Are U A Girl? :-O

emk4lif: How d hell did my top secret ID get unveiled...i'm good rainmaker and you?, are you by any means psychic or am I so easily recognizable even on this faceless forum

ms_pee: My documents, atm card and laptop.

Why do i have this feeling i know u

ManTiger: @ OP, i really feel for you and I'm sure you're saying the truth. The truth is "you're being possessed, the Yoruba people call it eedi, you'll discover that your wife ain't refrain from provoking you despite all the beatings, see my friend, this eedi will make you to eventually kill her one day over something meaningless, now imagine how the caption will be on front page, "Man kill wife over prolong sexual intercourse"...
Going by your signature, NL has over 1m subscriber and you're the only Forensics PHD holder, now imagine the how the beef could be from your village...
Finally, there are 2 types of head. 1. Attacked head and 2. Cursed head, your head might have been cursed but yet you go school, get phd, get job and wife but now your head is under attack.
Solution: Seek Help from a Physician!

sir, ayam very intelligent and i'll try my best

dayokanu: You no see a fellow male wey you fit beat up?

mai mussles use to scared men away

kulyie: hehehehehe op suppose go collabo with those daft authors wey dey write mumu stories



infact,i wont be suprised if nollywood uses those stewpeed novels to do film

You would be the lead actress

kulyie: you no like GEORGE of the jungle,abi na the wrapper wey you want

na hollandis fit my expensive waste

Merkki: Dude likes seeking for attention. He acts like a teenager high on the scent of sanitary pads. No atom of maturity. He thinks everything is a joke.

Go back to romance section. This is family section, your mates are not here.

please dont george me

buchito1: Dude am sori for saying dos tinz but all u said gotvme annoyed wit u...
Uve have got to make a quite time with yourself... Ask yourself, why do i beat my wife anyhow? On every slight mistake she dos i beat or assult her, do i hate her? has she done anytin to me in d past dat is still eating u till this moment? Think about this, if anoda guy does this to ur daughter or ur mother, how wud u feel? I bet u wud feel like commiting Murder... U shud learn how to control d rage or anger in you...No matter what a woman does to you...u shud learn how to snub, how to not always take tinz personall... Women are very sharp in talking so u have to get used to it...One day, try hiting ur car's screen, nd i can bet with ma lilfe u wud feel d pain deep inside.. Learn how to endure when tinz gets complicated in life.Learn to be a gentle man, not only outside ur house-hold, bt inside also. Or u can always leave d house nd go calm urself down privately... Always know Women are also God's creation... Dey are very dear to us.. Nd u also need to pray very hard... So ma broda, i feel ur pains, bt learn to control ur emotions... Be like say i don turn pastor o! lol... Stay gud bro... Cheers!

thanks sir. I go try. God bless u

kulyie: Op you be heavy clown i swerugawd your tale reminds me of those 50 naira ghnana novels we buy back in the days e.g simbi the beautiful girl,can this be true love,touched by an angel,angelina the pregnant virgin and those nonsense novels chaiiii you funny well well o

hahaha no one nonsense like that 'the adventures of aki and popo'
those books were so annoying

buchito1: Noo mind dis man... Ave neva tryed pinching a lady before! Talkless of hiting... Dude! U cursed! Go meet Okija Juju.. I guess his Fore Fathers cud help u!

please give me gud ardvise. Please my life is waste paining me every brown new day becaus of this beating beating thing

macygray: Bro .yu need to go for deliverance ........dis is not ordinary or else you ll kill her with your hands

i am shy people in church will hate me if they find out what i does normally

Afam4eva: Are you preparing for the olympics? You have to learn to control your anger.

Sir, i am trying mai best. Ayam sure its witch from my village because i feel somtin enter my body anytime i beat her but afta i come back to mai senses and i start asking her who beat her and she says its me and i'll start crying with her

Please i dont know what is wrong with me. I beat my wife at the slightest provocation. Infact i think i am being controlled with remote by witch for village because i dont know myself when i beat her but after beating her i'll come to my senses and start begging. I beat her with hand,rob,hotwater, iron etc. As i type now i have punch her this morning and her cheeks have rise like puff puff.