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lorretta u: UGOCHI

Ugochibebe can i be ur Akelipse why u be my soelar eyeglass?

Tori46: Beg ur gf n tell her dat u do not know what came over u or u hv some mental issues n u can arrange 4 dem 2 meet n b properly introduced

thanks alot toribaby. I'll give u feedback

god_of_music: Andy, my girl don deactivate oo! E be like say na my turn!

I'm sorry bro, you might be seeing a 'Nobody' moniker on this by tomorrow!

www.nairaland.com/1503703/nadia_sa-gone-sad-face


#TeamGOM

edited...check ur pm bro

Danhumprey: You know you are sick and probably high on punny juice,right?

Guy let's forget about the sex. I really need a partner. If I become lonely (coupled with the face that I love listening to Drake's song) I might just commit suicide.

Plz advise me guys https://www.nairaland.com/1503600/girlfriend-ever-going-forgive-me#19288846

Plz help me https://www.nairaland.com/1503600/girlfriend-ever-going-forgive-me#19288846

lorretta u: Onye iberibe

Please why do u people hate me. Just advise me plz. Am serious now

Spotless_babe: U don't deserve either of them...leave gf/wife material girls alone 4 serious guys cos u don't deserve them. According to ur tune, u only need a sexmate(ashawo) n not a lover.

But its from sex that you will know if your partner and you are compactable disk for marriage

wasak: now some people will take him serious.
many don't know he's on night duty @ d mortuary... he creates this kind of thread to help him stay awake? how many dead body u Don wash Andy?

Just 3..not enough people dying nowadays

Back to topic..please advice me bro. I really dey Gobe!

Danhumprey: You know you are sick in the head,right?

https://www.nairaland.com/1503600/girlfriend-ever-going-forgive-me#19288846
Plz come and help me

StarBoy Jux Killed It....LAX was cool tho...I'm gonna sign them to my label

baralatie: are u not suppose to be in hospital conducting a medical exam after this ur 2wk s+x&paid program.

Come and advise me here jor with ya big head https://www.nairaland.com/1503600/girlfriend-ever-going-forgive-me

Emmyk:

Do you love your ex,. I mean your girlfriend, or you are just after her puni.

I love her a lot. She help me to enjoy my youth

baralatie: eeyaa!e no dey pain am ga_ga bt e dy pain o ga_ga

lol u neva start

Ur lovely advises make me avoid slap from pastor today

carefreewannabe: Serves you right. Karma

Please am hartbrokin. Am serious plz advise me. Imagine now no more gf and puni

Guys plesse help me. I'm in big problem.

U guys remember that my girlfriend I was telling youse about that hate kissing. Well I made a decision to dump her but I had not told her because I don't have an alternative active girlfriend to move on to. Today she came to my place in the morning(she doesn't attend church normally) and we had intercourse. In the afternoon, we decided to go for a walk. There is this other girl I've been chasing in our street but she has not given in to my chasing. The girl saw me and my girlfriend and I introduced her to my girlfriend. Then she na ask me if she(my girlfriend) is my sister and I said "Yes" because I don't want her to nose I have a girlfriend.

My girlfriend hid her upsetness and after the other girl walked away she gave me an angry look and stormed off. This evening I met the other girl and she sayd she have a boyfriend. Now I have lose from both sides.

Please advise me. Should I beg my girlfriend? Will she listen to me.


Please serious replies as you can see am serious these days

baralatie: wetin i talk dey pain u!:-D

If u dey wait for e-comment to pain me u go old

Watching life on soundcity until my Dad switched to Nta news

baralatie: see person wey dey cry like baby 4 nairaland sey im women neva giv am ordinary kiss!
Use tetmosol wash ur mouth morning,afternun & night.
Advice na free!

Mumu

Kirinwa: It depends on the church but come to think of it. Why not wait until you reach house because for you it's not sin but what legacy are you passing for youths around who will be Konjied to sin? Bible said it's better for them to put heavy stone on your neck and cast you inside the sea than for you to cause these little ones to sin.

Thanks

Utchgirl: a nice one ....tnx for dt

You're welcome

spyroxy1: hmmmmm.... Op gimme her number lemme advise her, so she can change

08035217638

ms_pee: Really?

Yes. Don't u know am a student pastor?

1. A girl throws tantrums. When displeased, upset or
angry, she reacts just as she did as a child when she
didn't get her way with her parents. This often
consists of screaming, pouting, giving the silent
treatment, being passive aggressive and/or
punishing. A woman still feels the emotions of being
upset/displeased, but has cultivated the skill of
responding versus reacting. She comes to the table
as an adult, and communicates clearly what is
bothering her.
2. A girl perceives herself as a princess and believes
people should treat her like so. She is entitled and
feels that she is owed and therefore expects more
than she appreciates. A woman, has standards (what
she holds herself to) not expectations (what she
projects on to others).
3. A girl uses her physical beauty as her currency and
basis of value. A girl may be so used to feeling
validated through her looks and sexuality, that she
uses this as her primary tool to get what she wants in
life. A woman, knows her worth is beyond her
physicality. A woman bases her value on her
intelligence, her strength, her integrity, her values,
her contributions, her humanity.
4. A girl banks on a man to be her financial strategy.
A woman plans to be financially independent -- she
banks on... herself. And if she so happens to enter a
relationship dynamic where it makes sense for her
partner to be the primary breadwinner, it's
considered a bonus, not the expected life line.
5. A girl sees the world from a place of lack and
scarcity. She competes and will even tear down
another in order to secure resources or a mate. A
woman helps other women. She knows that there's
plenty enough to go around and takes the high road
of integrity to get what she wants.
6. A girl cannot be bothered with anything domestic
and is proud of the fact that she cannot cook or clean.
A woman understands that being domestic is not a
duty, but understands that it is one way of taking
care of herself and others. She also understands that
in the event she wants to create a family, having a
person in the household who can contribute
domestically is important.
7. "A girl wants attention, a woman wants respect. A
girl wants to be adored by many. A woman wants to
be adored by one."
8. A girl does not respect her body. She has not yet
understood that her body and heart are sacred, and
that it's important to be mindful of how she treats it
and who she shares it with.
9. A woman takes the time to reflect on the type of
human she wants to be, the example she wants to
leave and the vision for her life. She has put thought
into her values and what she stands for. A girl has
not established her moral compass or values and
consequently, is often inconsistent.
10. A girl has a checklist that prioritizes superficial
qualities above anything else. Here is an example of
how this checklist may look: Hot, popular, wears
skinny jeans, over six feet tall, rich.. This is the
checklist of what a woman may look for: High
integrity, intelligent, kind, good communicator,
emotionally available...
Now, a lot of these differences require taking the
time to know someone to figure out if the apple of
your eye is indeed a mature woman, or someone with
an immature mindset. However, one of the quickest
filters that you can notice from the beginning is this:
11. A girl plays games. A woman doesn't.

baralatie: Use tetmosol soap to wash ur mouth in the morning.take charcoal brush ur teeth 4 nit.
Then see a doctor
met pastor 4 confession

Ur mouth dey smell?

ms_pee: Howdy?

Just back from preaching in church

Please it it a sin?

mimicue: If she can sex u 7times in 2weeks and she doesn't kiss u... She's not into u ... U guys are just using urself for sex object but.... Op u strong oh..... Of u Na date for one month nko .... Una go break record Mr..sexapade I haill

We have to enjoy life now we are young na