₦airaland Forum

Sex appeal is often confused for a female’s
inclination towards sexual promiscuity. However, a
woman will achieve more when properly exploiting
her sex appeal. This power will take you to the right
places and the right events, as long as it’s done
correctly.
We find ourselves at an interesting time in female
liberation. Women don’t have to fight so hard for
equal rights. As a general rule, we may not make AS
much as some men, but we are doing well for
ourselves. However, succeeding does require a
woman to toe the line between serious
businessperson and a generally interesting human.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to
have men in the workplace look at you as someone
dateable, but then have them realize just as quickly
that a professional relationship is their only option.
Women need to see you as trustworthy, not a threat.

These messages need to be delivered without
appearing frigid or aggressive because being
included and admired is the fastest way to success.
Most importantly, never let your hoo-ha function as
the company ink well. Those pens may drive a nice
car, have the corner office and lure you in with
promises of career advancement, but they are not
worth it. They will never leave their wives if they’re
married, the other females in the office will find out
and talk about you endlessly, and the other men in
the office will wonder when they get to take their dip.

A successful man, whether he’s married or not, wants
to be the alpha. Therefore, in reality, your
advancement is not even on their radar. Find
someone else to wrap your legs around who does not
work in your office. I know you can do it.

work in your office. I know you can do it.
The image you project must emulate success and
confidence. Projecting that image requires honesty.
Many have the inclination to lie to make their selves
sound better. Lying about personal or professional
achievements will get you nowhere. The professional
bonds you should be seeking come from relating to
people on true and meaningful levels.
Without sharing too much personal detail with
coworkers, your relationships at work must still
thrive on people feeling as though they know you
and how you operate. Being trustworthy is key, and
the only way to achieve that is to ALWAYS do what
you say you’re going to do and consistently take
responsibility for your actions.
Aesthetically speaking, no men want to work with a
woman wearing sensible 2” pumps and boxy
polyester clothes. On the other hand, 6” heels and a
super tight dress can send the wrong message to
both male and female coworkers. The clothes you
wear say a lot about who you are. Your appearance
should still look good if you make a guest appearance
for drinks after work at a trendy spot.
Never should your look be matronly or boring, or your
outfit be mistaken for one that would be flirty enough
for a real date. The wrap dress is your go to, and
when it doubt, just don’t wear tight with tight. For
example, a pencil skirt that hugs that ass of yours
needs to be paired with a shirt that isn’t quite so
form fitting or cleavage oriented.
Speaking your mind regarding projects and concepts
is also important. This should always be done with a
reasonable level of gentility. There is no reason to
shout over people or become overly aggressive when
sharing your ideas. Being officious doesn’t make
people want to work with you or hear what you have
to say. Wait to comment until you have a thought
that is vital. If you do this regularly, soon others will
recognize your opinions in high regard and will pause
to ask your opinion if they do not do so already.


Talking like one of the guys is also a necessary evil
that requires certain finesse. Dropping the
occasional and well-placed f-bomb makes you real
and amusing. Dropping that f-bomb every other
sentence makes you look classless and strictly
qualified for the mailroom. Know your sports. You do
not have to watch every game, but know about the
week’s sports headlines and where the big teams are
ranking these days.
Understand the basic rules of the big four leagues
(football, baseball, basketball and hockey). All men
want to be around a woman who would go to a game
with them and be at least reasonably interested in
what is going on. This modicum of knowledge makes
men feel like you are not an ice princess who will cry
at the drop of a hat, and that itself is very sexy and
powerful.
The overall goal is to be fun, but not accessible. You
are always out around town, but not including those
who you work with in your personal debaucheries.
You do not discuss your hangover, or your sexual
conquests in detail. You are someone special, fun,
trustworthy and someone with her shit together. You
are missed when you do not attend a company
function, but not because everyone is wondering who
you are going to go home with this time. You are
missed because without you, the party is just less.

drnoel: Nothing wrong in selling ur eggs or sperm. Its better than being paid for opening their legs or ass.

What about both

amarula: Is it egg selling or ovary selling? Cos i need clarification on how u sell ur ovaries

Ovaries. You interested?

Onila when are you gitin married

texaco1: Is there gotv in tahiti ?

No. But that's what we Use in Naija. Its frustrating as Bleep!!!!!!!

We have heard different stories on peoples’ bid to get
wealth. Some steal, some prostitute but trending
among Unilag girls now is the selling of ovaries.
According to the gist, most of the happy pregnant
women we find around are products of these girls’
enterprise. Sources have reported that the trade
takes place at a company off Keffi bus stop, Awolowo
Road Ikoyi.
The information gathered is that the ladies are asked
to come during their menstrual period for the ”
perfect hatch”. This company has a branch at Yaba,
behind E-centre. I think this proximity makes it
easier for the Unilag babes to sell this key
reproductive organ.
Annoyingly, the money generated from the
“business” might just go into Brazilian weaves,
phones, make up etc.

http://nairatunes..com/2013/08/unilag-chicks-sell-their-ovaries-for.html?m=1

spongeback: I know some nairalanders sperm dey like boarding school tea

Come make i pour u something

Hon Emeritus: how are you? I am Kachu!

Lol man, do you know the inca meaning of Kachu?

rigormortis: are there ppl in tahiti?

no only fishes

pDude: Abeg park well jor!

Your damage control is 12hours too late

The damage is already done

Lol no be my fault i no visit NL at the time of your post. But seriously you can't just be painting innocent citizens like myself as scammers without evidence, P-o-r-n Dude

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I also want to be in Tahiti [/quote]Do u want to come for vacation here?

maxisfield: Haba! Dnt tel me ds iz bcomin a reality

What is wrong with it

[quote author=distribute inc.]what you doing there?
working/vacation?[/quote]Visit Bro. Been Here Since July 28th, will be here until September. Any other question, Man?

shymexx: Can't you see that the thread is satire?

The guy who created the thread obviously doesn't live there, he's someone's alternate handle.

Am I ur alternate?

James Lucia: i love Tahiti i wish to go d some day. i fell in love wt Tahiti when i watch them play during confederation cup, d look natural n hospitable i will go d cos i love nature.

It is a very beautiful place. Can anywhere in Nigeria compare to this?

simpleseyi: what assistance can you offer?

Any questions about manner of life, business here. Also on how to travel to here, cost of here etc...but am not a Visa Agent o.

Rooneyboy: What in the world are Nigerians doing in Tahiti

Greener pastures or what

#SMH

If U spend one holiday in the Sexiest country in the world otherwise known as Tahiti, you will find out greener pastures isn't all in life for a comfortable relaxation from the "heat" in Nigeria.

[quote author=sagytarius™]Op, is fishing business lucrative there?[/quote]Fishing is over lucrative here if you can get the right target market of vacationers. Don't think about export cos u'll make more money selling for vacationers here than exporting. Sea food here is expensive. A normal bonga fish of 200 naira in Naija will cost about A thousand naira equivalent here

pDude: Lemme guess. You are a Nigerian agent in Tahiti who seems to know a lot on Tahiti. Also you can procure Tahiti visa for people and you have various offices in Tahiti.

Also all we need to do is give you some info and pay money into a UBA account, and our visa is ready to be collected in 2 days. Also you work with Tahiti authorities and you are well versed in all the travel and logistics involved with a Tahiti trip.


But your office just happens to be in Ojuelegba.

Try again bruv. Nor be today yansh resemble kolanut

NB: Look at the OPs profile pix and see Tahitian paradise for yourselves

Listen Man. I appreciate your intelligent skeptism but never in my post did I state that I was a visa agent or whatsoever and that I would help anyone gain a Visa to Tahiti. I am currently on Holidays with my family here and I just thought I could meet some Nigerians here or tell Nigerians who wished to come here about the country. As for my picture, that's my baby in Nigeria.

[quote author=x-razzy]no be that country wey we thrash 6-1 for confederation cup University dey for there wey do masters?/[/quote]Yeah definitely. Dunno a lot bout them but I know about one at Punaania, The University Of French Polynesia