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drnoel: Nothing wrong in selling ur eggs or sperm. Its better than being paid for opening their legs or ass.

What about both

amarula: Is it egg selling or ovary selling? Cos i need clarification on how u sell ur ovaries

Ovaries. You interested?

Onila when are you gitin married

texaco1: Is there gotv in tahiti ?

No. But that's what we Use in Naija. Its frustrating as Bleep!!!!!!!

We have heard different stories on peoples’ bid to get
wealth. Some steal, some prostitute but trending
among Unilag girls now is the selling of ovaries.
According to the gist, most of the happy pregnant
women we find around are products of these girls’
enterprise. Sources have reported that the trade
takes place at a company off Keffi bus stop, Awolowo
Road Ikoyi.
The information gathered is that the ladies are asked
to come during their menstrual period for the ”
perfect hatch”. This company has a branch at Yaba,
behind E-centre. I think this proximity makes it
easier for the Unilag babes to sell this key
reproductive organ.
Annoyingly, the money generated from the
“business” might just go into Brazilian weaves,
phones, make up etc.

http://nairatunes..com/2013/08/unilag-chicks-sell-their-ovaries-for.html?m=1

spongeback: I know some nairalanders sperm dey like boarding school tea

Come make i pour u something

Hon Emeritus: how are you? I am Kachu!

Lol man, do you know the inca meaning of Kachu?

rigormortis: are there ppl in tahiti?

no only fishes

pDude: Abeg park well jor!

Your damage control is 12hours too late

The damage is already done

Lol no be my fault i no visit NL at the time of your post. But seriously you can't just be painting innocent citizens like myself as scammers without evidence, P-o-r-n Dude

mondi_cheeks: I also want to be in Tahiti

Do u want to come for vacation here?

maxisfield: Haba! Dnt tel me ds iz bcomin a reality

What is wrong with it

distribute inc.:
what you doing there?
working/vacation?

Visit Bro. Been Here Since July 28th, will be here until September. Any other question, Man?

shymexx: Can't you see that the thread is satire?

The guy who created the thread obviously doesn't live there, he's someone's alternate handle.

Am I ur alternate?

James Lucia: i love Tahiti i wish to go d some day. i fell in love wt Tahiti when i watch them play during confederation cup, d look natural n hospitable i will go d cos i love nature.

It is a very beautiful place. Can anywhere in Nigeria compare to this?

simpleseyi: what assistance can you offer?

Any questions about manner of life, business here. Also on how to travel to here, cost of here etc...but am not a Visa Agent o.

Rooneyboy: What in the world are Nigerians doing in Tahiti

Greener pastures or what

#SMH

If U spend one holiday in the Sexiest country in the world otherwise known as Tahiti, you will find out greener pastures isn't all in life for a comfortable relaxation from the "heat" in Nigeria.

sagytarius™:
Op, is fishing business lucrative there?

Fishing is over lucrative here if you can get the right target market of vacationers. Don't think about export cos u'll make more money selling for vacationers here than exporting. Sea food here is expensive. A normal bonga fish of 200 naira in Naija will cost about A thousand naira equivalent here

pDude: Lemme guess. You are a Nigerian agent in Tahiti who seems to know a lot on Tahiti. Also you can procure Tahiti visa for people and you have various offices in Tahiti.

Also all we need to do is give you some info and pay money into a UBA account, and our visa is ready to be collected in 2 days. Also you work with Tahiti authorities and you are well versed in all the travel and logistics involved with a Tahiti trip.


But your office just happens to be in Ojuelegba.

Try again bruv. Nor be today yansh resemble kolanut

NB: Look at the OPs profile pix and see Tahitian paradise for yourselves

Listen Man. I appreciate your intelligent skeptism but never in my post did I state that I was a visa agent or whatsoever and that I would help anyone gain a Visa to Tahiti. I am currently on Holidays with my family here and I just thought I could meet some Nigerians here or tell Nigerians who wished to come here about the country. As for my picture, that's my baby in Nigeria.

x-razzy:
no be that country wey we thrash 6-1 for confederation cup University dey for there wey do masters?/

Yeah definitely. Dunno a lot bout them but I know about one at Punaania, The University Of French Polynesia

chuks824: Can u tell us more about the place

Tahiti is a tropical destination with abundant
sunshine, year-round air and water temperatures of
about 80 degrees and two main seasons, summer
and winter. The ideal time to visit is during the clear,
dry winter months of May to October. Yet even during
the more humid summer months of November to
April, showers are mainly sporadic (typically late-
afternoon and overnight) and there's usually plenty
of sunshine.
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How to Get There
I and my family flew from Lagos to Los Angeles to Tahiti. This is pretty much how much I know about flying from West Africa to there. I think Qatar airlines also go from Lagos to Amsterdam to Auckland to Papeete in Tahiti but am not pretty sure
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Specialized Interests: Repeat visitors,
honeymooners and scuba divers often bypass Tahiti
and Moorea and head to islands a bit further afield. A
great combo for second-time visitors or romantics is:
Bora Bora, where the views never get old; Taha'a,
located a short flight from Bora Bora with excellent
pearl and vanilla farms; and Tikehau, Manihi or one of
the other secluded Tuamotu atolls, where the main
activities are snorkeling, sunning and relaxation.
Divers typically head for the amazing coral reefs of
Rangiroa, which is ranked as one of the world's great
dive destinations. Adventure-seekers enjoy exploring
the Marquesas, where ancient tribal lore and customs
are commonplace.
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Is Tahiti Expensive?
Yes, for a number of reasons. Almost everything
except fresh seafood and tropical fruit has to be
shipped in from a great distance - making food the
most obvious expense. Add in the high-cost of
electricity and a currency tied to the euro, making
the exchange pricey for Americans. Bora Bora and
Taha'a resorts tend to be priciest, while those on
Tahiti, Moorea and the Tuamotus can be a third to a
half less. To save, choose a beach bungalow over an
overwater bungalow and look for a package with
breakfast included. A variety of sources are now also
offering package deals, that include air,
accommodations and sometimes even certain meals,
making a visit more affordable than ever.
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Do I Need a Visa?
Yes you do as a Nigerian. You Can Apply For one from either the Austrailian or Kiwi embassy in South Africa. However for stays of 90 days or less, citizens of other countries like the United
States and Canada need only a valid passport unlike African countries
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Is English Spoken?
Somewhat. Tahiti's two official languages are
Tahitian and French, but you will find that most hotel
employees speak English, as do people who work in
shops or for tour companies.
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Currency
French Polynesia's official currency is the French
Pacific Franc, abbreviated as XPF. You can exchange
money at your resort and there are a few ATM
machines on Tahiti, Moorea and Bora Bora. Some
vendors in local handicrafts markets will accept U.S.
dollars.
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What Is the Time Zone?
It's the same as Hawaii: three hours earlier than
Pacific Standard Time, six hours earlier than Eastern
Standard Time (adjusted to two hours and five hours,
respectively, from November to March).

owolabifunke14: Thank you, if not London I no dey come join u hear?

Tahiti is much more peaceful and immigrant friendly than London.

HNosegbe: Tahiti...

Isn't that where Bora Bora Island is?

Yeah. And Guess what its the most perfect place for a honeymoon in the world