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 Romance › Re: My Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 12:21pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
sexytabhi: Konji thingsMehn... I'm in love with Mondi Cheeks and not her Sex. I no care whether she be male or female. Na to stick it in I want |
| Romance › Re: My Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 12:20pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]im a male   [/quote]Then open your ass lemme stick it in |
| Romance › Re: My Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 12:19pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]   i agree[/quote]Sweetie m ! I love u so much. I fit die for u |
| Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Andyblaze: 12:18pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
Cork, One thing I've noticed is that a bushy anus produces Smellier Farts. If u calculate the amount of diverting force parallel to the height of bushiness the velocity slowly drains the combustion power of the Fart. I tried this method on Mondi Cheeks |
| Nairaland General › 10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by Andyblaze(op): 12:14pm On Aug 23, 2013*. Modified: 12:34pm On Aug 23, 2013 |
1. They dare you 2 slap a militant and u actually perform the dare. 2. U got bitten on ur manhood while trying to pee on a bush path 3. Smoking while vandalising an oil pipeline 4. When you lock your door trying to kill a snake at night and nepa takes light 5. stand in front of train wearing a superman teeshirt.. 6. Try to form michael phelps inside Bar Beach filled with whoskie area boys wey u no settle; all to impress a gal 7. You went to have sex with ur neighbours wife, her husband comes home, she hides u in the freezer and forgets u there 8. a vein pops in ur brain while u r straining to shit. 9. you wear a tshirt with inscription "I HATE BOKO HARAM" and stroll on d streets of Maiduguri 10. You do the peace sign and stuck it into a cut out 11. U stupidly tried hanging ur wet boxers on a naked wire with current in place of Nitel phone cable wey u carry do laundry rope. Which is ur favourite? |
| Romance › Re: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Andyblaze: 1:21am On Aug 23, 2013 |
Cork suck my cuck |
| Romance › Re: My Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 12:26am On Aug 23, 2013 |
[quote author=190-the-clown] Falls from bed [size=28pt]ROTFL [/size][/quote]Haha no Be Small thing O. As the hair dey tingili tingili my Face my erection just dey get harder. Before I come wake up, Now I wan make the dream Reality. Call her come this thread abeg Asap |
| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Featured In Elle Magazine -next Big Crossover Act by Andyblaze: 12:23am On Aug 23, 2013 |
I hit that once |
| Crime › Re: Man To Spend 90 Days In Jail Over N12,000 Recharge Card Fraud by Andyblaze: 12:17am On Aug 23, 2013 |
good riddance |
| Travel › Re: Nigerian Embassy In Canada Closed It's Office Despite Accepting Appointments by Andyblaze: 12:16am On Aug 23, 2013 |
too bad |
| Romance › Re: My Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 12:15am On Aug 23, 2013 |
[quote author=190-the-clown]O boy how market nau This one wen u dey post mondi poem for 12am for morning You dream see am so [/quote]My Baba No Be Small Thing O! I just sleep around Ten here for outside with the Cool Tahiti Breeze softly teasing My Banana...next thing I come dey dream of Mondi cheeks. She just put her yansh for my face I come dey pick out the Hair well full like bush for her anus |
| Romance › Re: Guys; Do U Really Mean It When You Call Ladies "Fine Girl" by Andyblaze: 12:13am On Aug 23, 2013 |
No 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Featured On Elle.com’s “international Superstars List" by Andyblaze: 12:12am On Aug 23, 2013 |
True African Woman |
| Romance › Re: My Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 12:10am On Aug 23, 2013 |
[quote author=190-the-clown] [/quote]I Hail O! Our GodFather In Women Affairs |
| Romance › My Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 11:42pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
Roses are red Lemons are sour Mondi Cheeks Open ur legs And give me an hour Roses are red Grass is green Mondi Cheeks Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock Mondi Cheeks was suckin my C.o.c.k The clock struck two I dumped my load And dumped her to the end of the block Mondi, Sex is evil Mondi, Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So Let Me stick it in!!! |
| Travel › Re: Thread For Nigerians In Tahiti by Andyblaze(op): 6:48pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]to open garri market[/quote]Pay money 4 ma account ma get u visa to garrination |
| Romance › Re: Don't Marry Your Girlfriend If She Does Any Of These.. by Andyblaze(op): 5:38pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
badoolee: Ion mind gettin a recharge kard too,trust mi,ah wee thnk u in return,#crap#xo kos say I love olamide nau,con sabi all Im lyrics na sinnn,dat wan don disqualify me 4 marriage,all diz boys gan,dem to dey hype dem selves lyk onne important tin,#mtcheeewww#We Run the world Biatch |
| Romance › Re: Don't Marry Your Girlfriend If She Does Any Of These.. by Andyblaze(op): 5:36pm On Aug 22, 2013 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]Me [/quote]Tah Me Jor! |
| Romance › Re: Help! I'm In Love With Yuzedo!!! by Andyblaze: 12:59am On Aug 22, 2013 |
Yuzedo don Yansh Redmosquito Before. I get the Video 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Unilag Chicks Now Sell Their Ovaries For 120 Thousand Naira by Andyblaze(op): 12:40am On Aug 22, 2013 |
Nomski0: WOW. I thought all hospitals had were sperm banks, there's now egg bank? How do people open their eyes and just sell their future kidsFor Brazilian Hair |
| Romance › Re: Unilag Chicks Now Sell Their Ovaries For 120 Thousand Naira by Andyblaze(op): 12:40am On Aug 22, 2013 |
[quote author=190-the-clown] so potentially what you people are saying is that All Nigerian girls are FOWLS since they now release and lay eggs for business I knew it, I knewwwww it [/quote]Ya head dey dere! |
| Romance › Don't Marry Your Girlfriend If She Does Any Of These.. by Andyblaze(op): 12:34am On Aug 22, 2013 |
1. She Wears Long Fake Nails That Could Cut Your Dick 2. She Types Like An slowpoke E.g " I LoVe YoU sO MuCh mORe tHaN mY FaMilY MeMbErS 3. She Takes Off Her Shoes In The Club 4. She Doesn't Fart In Your Presence 5. She Knows The Words To Every Olamide Song 6. She Always Speak In Acronyms Like "Idgaf' Wtf'Ctfu'Lwkmd'Lol 7. Her Facebook Name Has Nothing To Do With Her Real Name E.g "IamDatSexyPrettyHoneyPie BossLadySwag AfricanBeautyQueen 8. Her Twitter Adress Is "In Your Man's Pants" 9. She Instagrams Every Meal 10. She Always Asks You For Recharge Card Source: www.nairatunes..com |
| Fashion › Re: WTF Is Wrong With This Girl Witrh This Kind Revealing Dress by Andyblaze: 12:21am On Aug 22, 2013 |
demelza: Ghetto-trashy.[b]can I hit u from behind?/b] |
| Fashion › Re: Clothes Men Of A Certain Age Should Quit Wearing by Andyblaze: 12:16am On Aug 22, 2013 |
Bullshit. If I no stop u go arrest me? |
| Career › Re: Ladies: Why You Need Sex Appeal And Swagger To Be Successful by Andyblaze(op): 4:55pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
bigtt76: Oya naa ..at least you don post something #claps #wakapass MtscheeeeeewU de mad? |
| Travel › Re: Thread For Nigerians In Tahiti by Andyblaze(op): 4:54pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
yormite: I want to come to tahiti for greener pasture op can u help what are d process tnxTo be sincere with you, it would be better to come here just for vacationing than to hustle. |
| Travel › Re: Pls i Want To Know More About Norway... by Andyblaze: 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
[b]I'm basing this on stories from black female friends in Sweden and Norway. There are always a few idiots, but most Scandinavians are not racist. Major cities are very multicultural, with ~1/4 of the population of Stockholm and Oslo being of non- Scandinavian heritage. There seems to be some difference in how western black females are treated (those raised in Europe or the US) and women from Africa though. And immigrants do face some discrimination in housing, education and hiring no matter where they're from. I used to live with a girl who moved to Norway from Africa when she was 8. Her language skills are flawless, she's cute and stylish in a Scandinavian way and she grew up in the culture here with friends from a young age. She's treated like any other Norwegian. One of my friends moved here a few years ago from Africa for grad school. She's now married to a Norwegian guy, and some people treat her like she did it to stay in Norway. Previously she dated a guy who wouldn't introduce her to his family or friends. It's not just her imagination, I've noticed how people stare at her when we're out in town. She says that no one is outwardly rude to her, but she feels ignored or looked down upon at work and has changed jobs a few times because of it. According to her, there's a difference in treatment from people that have travelled a lot and those that haven't been outside of Norway much. Their stories are similar to other people I've known in Sweden, Euro/American black women generally integrate faster than Africans. And well-travelled Scandinavians are often more accepting. I've heard a few Scandinavians differentiate between immigrants and "those immigrants" (meaning asylum seekers). Sometimes anyone that doesn't look European is lumped into that category, no matter their reasons for being here. It's unfortunate that there's any negativity, but it does exist.[/b] |
| Travel › Re: Pls i Want To Know More About Norway... by Andyblaze: 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
[b]I'm basing this on stories from black female friends in Sweden and Norway. There are always a few idiots, but most Scandinavians are not racist. Major cities are very multicultural, with ~1/4 of the population of Stockholm and Oslo being of non- Scandinavian heritage. There seems to be some difference in how western black females are treated (those raised in Europe or the US) and women from Africa though. And immigrants do face some discrimination in housing, education and hiring no matter where they're from. I used to live with a girl who moved to Norway from Africa when she was 8. Her language skills are flawless, she's cute and stylish in a Scandinavian way and she grew up in the culture here with friends from a young age. She's treated like any other Norwegian. One of my friends moved here a few years ago from Africa for grad school. She's now married to a Norwegian guy, and some people treat her like she did it to stay in Norway. Previously she dated a guy who wouldn't introduce her to his family or friends. It's not just her imagination, I've noticed how people stare at her when we're out in town. She says that no one is outwardly rude to her, but she feels ignored or looked down upon at work and has changed jobs a few times because of it. According to her, there's a difference in treatment from people that have travelled a lot and those that haven't been outside of Norway much. Their stories are similar to other people I've known in Sweden, Euro/American black women generally integrate faster than Africans. And well-travelled Scandinavians are often more accepting. I've heard a few Scandinavians differentiate between immigrants and "those immigrants" (meaning asylum seekers). Sometimes anyone that doesn't look European is lumped into that category, no matter their reasons for being here. It's unfortunate that there's any negativity, but it does exist.[/b] 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Attention Guys! The Poisonus/bleaching Content In La Casera Drink... by Andyblaze: 4:35pm On Aug 21, 2013 |
another attention seeking bulls hit |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Fenerbahce Vs Arsenal - Champions League Play-off (0 - 3) On 21 August 2013 by Andyblaze: 1:41am On Aug 21, 2013 |
mukina2: http://espnfc.com/en/preview/378345/preview.html?soccernet=true&cc=3888Its a 2 - 2 draw |
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