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Cork, One thing I've noticed is that a bushy anus produces Smellier Farts. If u calculate the amount of diverting force parallel to the height of bushiness the velocity slowly drains the combustion power of the Fart. I tried this method on Mondi Cheeks |
1. They dare you 2 slap a militant and u actually perform the dare. 2. U got bitten on ur manhood while trying to pee on a bush path 3. Smoking while vandalising an oil pipeline 4. When you lock your door trying to kill a snake at night and nepa takes light 5. stand in front of train wearing a superman teeshirt.. 6. Try to form michael phelps inside Bar Beach filled with whoskie area boys wey u no settle; all to impress a gal 7. You went to have sex with ur neighbours wife, her husband comes home, she hides u in the freezer and forgets u there 8. a vein pops in ur brain while u r straining to shit. 9. you wear a tshirt with inscription "I HATE BOKO HARAM" and stroll on d streets of Maiduguri 10. You do the peace sign and stuck it into a cut out 11. U stupidly tried hanging ur wet boxers on a naked wire with current in place of Nitel phone cable wey u carry do laundry rope. Which is ur favourite? |
Cork suck my cuck |
190-the-clown:Haha no Be Small thing O. As the hair dey tingili tingili my Face my erection just dey get harder. Before I come wake up, Now I wan make the dream Reality. Call her come this thread abeg Asap |
I hit that once |
good riddance |
too bad |
190-the-clown:My Baba No Be Small Thing O! I just sleep around Ten here for outside with the Cool Tahiti Breeze softly teasing My Banana...next thing I come dey dream of Mondi cheeks. She just put her yansh for my face I come dey pick out the Hair well full like bush for her anus |
No |
True African Woman |
190-the-clown:I Hail O! Our GodFather In Women Affairs |
Roses are red Lemons are sour Mondi Cheeks Open ur legs And give me an hour Roses are red Grass is green Mondi Cheeks Open your legs And I'll fill you with cream Hickory dickory dock Mondi Cheeks was suckin my C.o.c.k The clock struck two I dumped my load And dumped her to the end of the block Mondi, Sex is evil Mondi, Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So Let Me stick it in!!! |
mondi_cheeks: to open garri marketPay money 4 ma account ma get u visa to garrination |
badoolee: Ion mind gettin a recharge kard too,trust mi,ah wee thnk u in return,#crap#xo kos say I love olamide nau,con sabi all Im lyrics na sinnn,dat wan don disqualify me 4 marriage,all diz boys gan,dem to dey hype dem selves lyk onne important tin,#mtcheeewww#We Run the world Biatch |
Mynd_44: MeTah Me Jor! |
Yuzedo don Yansh Redmosquito Before. I get the Video |
Nomski0: WOW. I thought all hospitals had were sperm banks, there's now egg bank? How do people open their eyes and just sell their future kidsFor Brazilian Hair |
190-the-clown:Ya head dey dere! |
1. She Wears Long Fake Nails That Could Cut Your Dick 2. She Types Like An slowpoke E.g " I LoVe YoU sO MuCh mORe tHaN mY FaMilY MeMbErS 3. She Takes Off Her Shoes In The Club 4. She Doesn't Fart In Your Presence 5. She Knows The Words To Every Olamide Song 6. She Always Speak In Acronyms Like "Idgaf' Wtf'Ctfu'Lwkmd'Lol 7. Her Facebook Name Has Nothing To Do With Her Real Name E.g "IamDatSexyPrettyHoneyPie BossLadySwag AfricanBeautyQueen 8. Her Twitter Adress Is "In Your Man's Pants" 9. She Instagrams Every Meal 10. She Always Asks You For Recharge Card Source: www.nairatunes..com |
demelza: Ghetto-trashy.[b]can I hit u from behind?/b] |
Bullshit. If I no stop u go arrest me? |
bigtt76: Oya naa ..at least you don post something #claps #wakapass MtscheeeeeewU de mad? |
yormite: I want to come to tahiti for greener pasture op can u help what are d process tnxTo be sincere with you, it would be better to come here just for vacationing than to hustle. |
[b]I'm basing this on stories from black female friends in Sweden and Norway. There are always a few idiots, but most Scandinavians are not racist. Major cities are very multicultural, with ~1/4 of the population of Stockholm and Oslo being of non- Scandinavian heritage. There seems to be some difference in how western black females are treated (those raised in Europe or the US) and women from Africa though. And immigrants do face some discrimination in housing, education and hiring no matter where they're from. I used to live with a girl who moved to Norway from Africa when she was 8. Her language skills are flawless, she's cute and stylish in a Scandinavian way and she grew up in the culture here with friends from a young age. She's treated like any other Norwegian. One of my friends moved here a few years ago from Africa for grad school. She's now married to a Norwegian guy, and some people treat her like she did it to stay in Norway. Previously she dated a guy who wouldn't introduce her to his family or friends. It's not just her imagination, I've noticed how people stare at her when we're out in town. She says that no one is outwardly rude to her, but she feels ignored or looked down upon at work and has changed jobs a few times because of it. According to her, there's a difference in treatment from people that have travelled a lot and those that haven't been outside of Norway much. Their stories are similar to other people I've known in Sweden, Euro/American black women generally integrate faster than Africans. And well-travelled Scandinavians are often more accepting. I've heard a few Scandinavians differentiate between immigrants and "those immigrants" (meaning asylum seekers). Sometimes anyone that doesn't look European is lumped into that category, no matter their reasons for being here. It's unfortunate that there's any negativity, but it does exist.[/b] |
[b]I'm basing this on stories from black female friends in Sweden and Norway. There are always a few idiots, but most Scandinavians are not racist. Major cities are very multicultural, with ~1/4 of the population of Stockholm and Oslo being of non- Scandinavian heritage. There seems to be some difference in how western black females are treated (those raised in Europe or the US) and women from Africa though. And immigrants do face some discrimination in housing, education and hiring no matter where they're from. I used to live with a girl who moved to Norway from Africa when she was 8. Her language skills are flawless, she's cute and stylish in a Scandinavian way and she grew up in the culture here with friends from a young age. She's treated like any other Norwegian. One of my friends moved here a few years ago from Africa for grad school. She's now married to a Norwegian guy, and some people treat her like she did it to stay in Norway. Previously she dated a guy who wouldn't introduce her to his family or friends. It's not just her imagination, I've noticed how people stare at her when we're out in town. She says that no one is outwardly rude to her, but she feels ignored or looked down upon at work and has changed jobs a few times because of it. According to her, there's a difference in treatment from people that have travelled a lot and those that haven't been outside of Norway much. Their stories are similar to other people I've known in Sweden, Euro/American black women generally integrate faster than Africans. And well-travelled Scandinavians are often more accepting. I've heard a few Scandinavians differentiate between immigrants and "those immigrants" (meaning asylum seekers). Sometimes anyone that doesn't look European is lumped into that category, no matter their reasons for being here. It's unfortunate that there's any negativity, but it does exist.[/b] |
another attention seeking bulls hit |
mukina2: http://espnfc.com/en/preview/378345/preview.html?soccernet=true&cc=3888Its a 2 - 2 draw |
Sex appeal is often confused for a female’s inclination towards sexual promiscuity. However, a woman will achieve more when properly exploiting her sex appeal. This power will take you to the right places and the right events, as long as it’s done correctly. We find ourselves at an interesting time in female liberation. Women don’t have to fight so hard for equal rights. As a general rule, we may not make AS much as some men, but we are doing well for ourselves. However, succeeding does require a woman to toe the line between serious businessperson and a generally interesting human. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to have men in the workplace look at you as someone dateable, but then have them realize just as quickly that a professional relationship is their only option. Women need to see you as trustworthy, not a threat. These messages need to be delivered without appearing frigid or aggressive because being included and admired is the fastest way to success. Most importantly, never let your hoo-ha function as the company ink well. Those pens may drive a nice car, have the corner office and lure you in with promises of career advancement, but they are not worth it. They will never leave their wives if they’re married, the other females in the office will find out and talk about you endlessly, and the other men in the office will wonder when they get to take their dip. A successful man, whether he’s married or not, wants to be the alpha. Therefore, in reality, your advancement is not even on their radar. Find someone else to wrap your legs around who does not work in your office. I know you can do it. work in your office. I know you can do it. The image you project must emulate success and confidence. Projecting that image requires honesty. Many have the inclination to lie to make their selves sound better. Lying about personal or professional achievements will get you nowhere. The professional bonds you should be seeking come from relating to people on true and meaningful levels. Without sharing too much personal detail with coworkers, your relationships at work must still thrive on people feeling as though they know you and how you operate. Being trustworthy is key, and the only way to achieve that is to ALWAYS do what you say you’re going to do and consistently take responsibility for your actions. Aesthetically speaking, no men want to work with a woman wearing sensible 2” pumps and boxy polyester clothes. On the other hand, 6” heels and a super tight dress can send the wrong message to both male and female coworkers. The clothes you wear say a lot about who you are. Your appearance should still look good if you make a guest appearance for drinks after work at a trendy spot. Never should your look be matronly or boring, or your outfit be mistaken for one that would be flirty enough for a real date. The wrap dress is your go to, and when it doubt, just don’t wear tight with tight. For example, a pencil skirt that hugs that ass of yours needs to be paired with a shirt that isn’t quite so form fitting or cleavage oriented. Speaking your mind regarding projects and concepts is also important. This should always be done with a reasonable level of gentility. There is no reason to shout over people or become overly aggressive when sharing your ideas. Being officious doesn’t make people want to work with you or hear what you have to say. Wait to comment until you have a thought that is vital. If you do this regularly, soon others will recognize your opinions in high regard and will pause to ask your opinion if they do not do so already. Talking like one of the guys is also a necessary evil that requires certain finesse. Dropping the occasional and well-placed f-bomb makes you real and amusing. Dropping that f-bomb every other sentence makes you look classless and strictly qualified for the mailroom. Know your sports. You do not have to watch every game, but know about the week’s sports headlines and where the big teams are ranking these days. Understand the basic rules of the big four leagues (football, baseball, basketball and hockey). All men want to be around a woman who would go to a game with them and be at least reasonably interested in what is going on. This modicum of knowledge makes men feel like you are not an ice princess who will cry at the drop of a hat, and that itself is very sexy and powerful. The overall goal is to be fun, but not accessible. You are always out around town, but not including those who you work with in your personal debaucheries. You do not discuss your hangover, or your sexual conquests in detail. You are someone special, fun, trustworthy and someone with her shit together. You are missed when you do not attend a company function, but not because everyone is wondering who you are going to go home with this time. You are missed because without you, the party is just less. |
pDude: You called me by my real name!!!LMAO Bro I actually know u for quite a long time now lol. Just that until recently I've always been more of a "Viewing but not commenting" kinda dude. I know u from wayback on NL lol...BTW no problem bro, u were just protecting other innocent citizens lol |
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