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RomanceRe: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Andyblaze: 12:18pm On Aug 23, 2013
Cork, One thing I've noticed is that a bushy anus produces Smellier Farts. If u calculate the amount of diverting force parallel to the height of bushiness the velocity slowly drains the combustion power of the Fart. I tried this method on Mondi Cheeks
Nairaland General10 Silly Ways To Die In Nigeria by Andyblaze(op):


1. They dare you 2 slap a militant and u actually perform the dare.

2. U got bitten on ur manhood while trying to pee on a bush path

3. Smoking while vandalising an oil pipeline

4. When you lock your door trying to kill a snake at night and nepa takes light

5. stand in front of train wearing a superman teeshirt..

6. Try to form michael phelps inside Bar Beach filled with whoskie area boys wey u no settle; all to impress a gal

7. You went to have sex with ur neighbours wife, her husband comes home, she hides u in the freezer and forgets u there

8. a vein pops in ur brain while u r straining to shit.

9. you wear a tshirt with inscription "I HATE BOKO HARAM" and stroll on d streets of Maiduguri

10. You do the peace sign and stuck it into a cut out

11. U stupidly tried hanging ur wet boxers on a naked wire with current in place of Nitel phone cable wey u carry do laundry rope.

Which is ur favourite?
RomanceRe: Serrious Topic...ladies, Please Advise. by Andyblaze: 1:21am On Aug 23, 2013
Cork suck my cuck
RomanceRe: My Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 12:26am On Aug 23, 2013
190-the-clown:

Falls from bed

[size=28pt]ROTFL
[/size]
Haha no Be Small thing O. As the hair dey tingili tingili my Face my erection just dey get harder. Before I come wake up, Now I wan make the dream Reality. Call her come this thread abeg Asap
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji Featured In Elle Magazine -next Big Crossover Act by Andyblaze: 12:23am On Aug 23, 2013
I hit that once
CrimeRe: Man To Spend 90 Days In Jail Over N12,000 Recharge Card Fraud by Andyblaze: 12:17am On Aug 23, 2013
good riddance
TravelRe: Nigerian Embassy In Canada Closed It's Office Despite Accepting Appointments by Andyblaze: 12:16am On Aug 23, 2013
too bad
RomanceRe: My Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 12:15am On Aug 23, 2013
190-the-clown:
O boy how market nau grin grin

This one wen u dey post mondi poem for 12am for morning
You dream see am so grin grin
My Baba No Be Small Thing O! I just sleep around Ten here for outside with the Cool Tahiti Breeze softly teasing My Banana...next thing I come dey dream of Mondi cheeks. She just put her yansh for my face I come dey pick out the Hair well full like bush for her anus
RomanceRe: Guys; Do U Really Mean It When You Call Ladies "Fine Girl" by Andyblaze: 12:13am On Aug 23, 2013
No
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Featured On Elle.com’s “international Superstars List" by Andyblaze: 12:12am On Aug 23, 2013
True African Woman
RomanceRe: My Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 12:10am On Aug 23, 2013
190-the-clown:
grin grin
I Hail O! Our GodFather In Women Affairs
RomanceMy Romantic Poem To Show My Love To Mondi Cheeks by Andyblaze(op): 11:42pm On Aug 22, 2013

Roses are red
Lemons are sour
Mondi Cheeks Open ur legs
And give me an hour


Roses are red
Grass is green
Mondi Cheeks Open your legs
And I'll fill you with cream


Hickory dickory dock
Mondi Cheeks was suckin my C.o.c.k
The clock struck two I dumped my load
And dumped her to the end of the block


Mondi, Sex is evil
Mondi, Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So Let Me stick it in!!!
TravelRe: Thread For Nigerians In Tahiti by Andyblaze(op): 6:48pm On Aug 22, 2013
mondi_cheeks: to open garri market
Pay money 4 ma account ma get u visa to garrination
RomanceRe: Don't Marry Your Girlfriend If She Does Any Of These.. by Andyblaze(op): 5:38pm On Aug 22, 2013
badoolee: Ion mind gettin a recharge kard too,trust mi,ah wee thnk u in return,#crap#xo kos say I love olamide nau,con sabi all Im lyrics na sinnn,dat wan don disqualify me 4 marriage,all diz boys gan,dem to dey hype dem selves lyk onne important tin,#mtcheeewww#
We Run the world Biatch
RomanceRe: Don't Marry Your Girlfriend If She Does Any Of These.. by Andyblaze(op): 5:36pm On Aug 22, 2013
Mynd_44: Me cheesy
Tah Me Jor!
RomanceRe: Help! I'm In Love With Yuzedo!!! by Andyblaze: 12:59am On Aug 22, 2013
Yuzedo don Yansh Redmosquito Before. I get the Video
RomanceRe: Unilag Chicks Now Sell Their Ovaries For 120 Thousand Naira by Andyblaze(op): 12:40am On Aug 22, 2013
Nomski0: WOW. I thought all hospitals had were sperm banks, there's now egg bank? How do people open their eyes and just sell their future kidshuh For moneyhuh
For Brazilian Hair
RomanceRe: Unilag Chicks Now Sell Their Ovaries For 120 Thousand Naira by Andyblaze(op): 12:40am On Aug 22, 2013
190-the-clown:
grin grin grin


so potentially what you people are saying is that
All Nigerian girls are FOWLS since they now release and lay eggs for business grin grin grin

I knew it, I knewwwww it grin grin grin
Ya head dey dere!
RomanceDon't Marry Your Girlfriend If She Does Any Of These.. by Andyblaze(op): 12:34am On Aug 22, 2013

1. She Wears Long Fake Nails That Could Cut Your Dick

2. She Types Like An slowpoke E.g " I LoVe YoU sO MuCh mORe tHaN mY FaMilY MeMbErS

3. She Takes Off Her Shoes In The Club

4. She Doesn't Fart In Your Presence

5. She Knows The Words To Every Olamide Song

6. She Always Speak In Acronyms Like "Idgaf' Wtf'Ctfu'Lwkmd'Lol

7. Her Facebook Name Has Nothing To Do With Her Real Name E.g "IamDatSexyPrettyHoneyPie BossLadySwag AfricanBeautyQueen

8. Her Twitter Adress Is "In Your Man's Pants"

9. She Instagrams Every Meal

10. She Always Asks You For Recharge Card


Source: www.nairatunes..com
FashionRe: WTF Is Wrong With This Girl Witrh This Kind Revealing Dress by Andyblaze: 12:21am On Aug 22, 2013
demelza: Ghetto-trashy.
Op Can we get a back view?
[b]can I hit u from behind?/b]
FashionRe: Clothes Men Of A Certain Age Should Quit Wearing by Andyblaze: 12:16am On Aug 22, 2013
Bullshit. If I no stop u go arrest me?
CareerRe: Ladies: Why You Need Sex Appeal And Swagger To Be Successful by Andyblaze(op): 4:55pm On Aug 21, 2013
bigtt76: Oya naa ..at least you don post something #claps #wakapass Mtscheeeeeew grin
U de mad?
TravelRe: Thread For Nigerians In Tahiti by Andyblaze(op): 4:54pm On Aug 21, 2013
yormite: I want to come to tahiti for greener pasture op can u help what are d process tnx
To be sincere with you, it would be better to come here just for vacationing than to hustle.
TravelRe: Pls i Want To Know More About Norway... by Andyblaze: 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2013
[b]I'm basing this on stories from black female
friends in Sweden and Norway.
There are always a few idiots, but most
Scandinavians are not racist. Major cities are
very multicultural, with ~1/4 of the population
of Stockholm and Oslo being of non-
Scandinavian heritage. There seems to be some
difference in how western black females are
treated (those raised in Europe or the US) and
women from Africa though. And immigrants do
face some discrimination in housing, education
and hiring no matter where they're from.
I used to live with a girl who moved to Norway
from Africa when she was 8. Her language skills
are flawless, she's cute and stylish in a
Scandinavian way and she grew up in the
culture here with friends from a young age.
She's treated like any other Norwegian.
One of my friends moved here a few years ago
from Africa for grad school. She's now married
to a Norwegian guy, and some people treat her
like she did it to stay in Norway. Previously she
dated a guy who wouldn't introduce her to his
family or friends. It's not just her imagination,
I've noticed how people stare at her when we're
out in town. She says that no one is outwardly
rude to her, but she feels ignored or looked
down upon at work and has changed jobs a few
times because of it. According to her, there's a
difference in treatment from people that have
travelled a lot and those that haven't been
outside of Norway much.
Their stories are similar to other people I've
known in Sweden, Euro/American black women
generally integrate faster than Africans. And
well-travelled Scandinavians are often more
accepting. I've heard a few Scandinavians
differentiate between immigrants and "those
immigrants" (meaning asylum seekers).
Sometimes anyone that doesn't look European
is lumped into that category, no matter their
reasons for being here. It's unfortunate that
there's any negativity, but it does exist.[/b]
TravelRe: Pls i Want To Know More About Norway... by Andyblaze: 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2013
[b]I'm basing this on stories from black female
friends in Sweden and Norway.
There are always a few idiots, but most
Scandinavians are not racist. Major cities are
very multicultural, with ~1/4 of the population
of Stockholm and Oslo being of non-
Scandinavian heritage. There seems to be some
difference in how western black females are
treated (those raised in Europe or the US) and
women from Africa though. And immigrants do
face some discrimination in housing, education
and hiring no matter where they're from.
I used to live with a girl who moved to Norway
from Africa when she was 8. Her language skills
are flawless, she's cute and stylish in a
Scandinavian way and she grew up in the
culture here with friends from a young age.
She's treated like any other Norwegian.
One of my friends moved here a few years ago
from Africa for grad school. She's now married
to a Norwegian guy, and some people treat her
like she did it to stay in Norway. Previously she
dated a guy who wouldn't introduce her to his
family or friends. It's not just her imagination,
I've noticed how people stare at her when we're
out in town. She says that no one is outwardly
rude to her, but she feels ignored or looked
down upon at work and has changed jobs a few
times because of it. According to her, there's a
difference in treatment from people that have
travelled a lot and those that haven't been
outside of Norway much.
Their stories are similar to other people I've
known in Sweden, Euro/American black women
generally integrate faster than Africans. And
well-travelled Scandinavians are often more
accepting. I've heard a few Scandinavians
differentiate between immigrants and "those
immigrants" (meaning asylum seekers).
Sometimes anyone that doesn't look European
is lumped into that category, no matter their
reasons for being here. It's unfortunate that
there's any negativity, but it does exist.[/b]
HealthRe: Attention Guys! The Poisonus/bleaching Content In La Casera Drink... by Andyblaze: 4:35pm On Aug 21, 2013
another attention seeking bulls hit
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fenerbahce Vs Arsenal - Champions League Play-off (0 - 3) On 21 August 2013 by Andyblaze: 1:41am On Aug 21, 2013
CareerLadies: Why You Need Sex Appeal And Swagger To Be Successful by Andyblaze(op): 1:23am On Aug 21, 2013
Sex appeal is often confused for a female’s
inclination towards sexual promiscuity. However, a
woman will achieve more when properly exploiting
her sex appeal. This power will take you to the right
places and the right events, as long as it’s done
correctly.
We find ourselves at an interesting time in female
liberation. Women don’t have to fight so hard for
equal rights. As a general rule, we may not make AS
much as some men, but we are doing well for
ourselves. However, succeeding does require a
woman to toe the line between serious
businessperson and a generally interesting human.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to
have men in the workplace look at you as someone
dateable, but then have them realize just as quickly
that a professional relationship is their only option.
Women need to see you as trustworthy, not a threat.

These messages need to be delivered without
appearing frigid or aggressive because being
included and admired is the fastest way to success.
Most importantly, never let your hoo-ha function as
the company ink well. Those pens may drive a nice
car, have the corner office and lure you in with
promises of career advancement, but they are not
worth it. They will never leave their wives if they’re
married, the other females in the office will find out
and talk about you endlessly, and the other men in
the office will wonder when they get to take their dip.

A successful man, whether he’s married or not, wants
to be the alpha. Therefore, in reality, your
advancement is not even on their radar. Find
someone else to wrap your legs around who does not
work in your office. I know you can do it.

work in your office. I know you can do it.
The image you project must emulate success and
confidence. Projecting that image requires honesty.
Many have the inclination to lie to make their selves
sound better. Lying about personal or professional
achievements will get you nowhere. The professional
bonds you should be seeking come from relating to
people on true and meaningful levels.
Without sharing too much personal detail with
coworkers, your relationships at work must still
thrive on people feeling as though they know you
and how you operate. Being trustworthy is key, and
the only way to achieve that is to ALWAYS do what
you say you’re going to do and consistently take
responsibility for your actions.
Aesthetically speaking, no men want to work with a
woman wearing sensible 2” pumps and boxy
polyester clothes. On the other hand, 6” heels and a
super tight dress can send the wrong message to
both male and female coworkers. The clothes you
wear say a lot about who you are. Your appearance
should still look good if you make a guest appearance
for drinks after work at a trendy spot.
Never should your look be matronly or boring, or your
outfit be mistaken for one that would be flirty enough
for a real date. The wrap dress is your go to, and
when it doubt, just don’t wear tight with tight. For
example, a pencil skirt that hugs that ass of yours
needs to be paired with a shirt that isn’t quite so
form fitting or cleavage oriented.
Speaking your mind regarding projects and concepts
is also important. This should always be done with a
reasonable level of gentility. There is no reason to
shout over people or become overly aggressive when
sharing your ideas. Being officious doesn’t make
people want to work with you or hear what you have
to say. Wait to comment until you have a thought
that is vital. If you do this regularly, soon others will
recognize your opinions in high regard and will pause
to ask your opinion if they do not do so already.


Talking like one of the guys is also a necessary evil
that requires certain finesse. Dropping the
occasional and well-placed f-bomb makes you real
and amusing. Dropping that f-bomb every other
sentence makes you look classless and strictly
qualified for the mailroom. Know your sports. You do
not have to watch every game, but know about the
week’s sports headlines and where the big teams are
ranking these days.
Understand the basic rules of the big four leagues
(football, baseball, basketball and hockey). All men
want to be around a woman who would go to a game
with them and be at least reasonably interested in
what is going on. This modicum of knowledge makes
men feel like you are not an ice princess who will cry
at the drop of a hat, and that itself is very sexy and
powerful.
The overall goal is to be fun, but not accessible. You
are always out around town, but not including those
who you work with in your personal debaucheries.
You do not discuss your hangover, or your sexual
conquests in detail. You are someone special, fun,
trustworthy and someone with her shit together. You
are missed when you do not attend a company
function, but not because everyone is wondering who
you are going to go home with this time. You are
missed because without you, the party is just less.
TravelRe: Thread For Nigerians In Tahiti by Andyblaze(op): 1:17am On Aug 21, 2013
pDude: You called me by my real name!!! grin grin grin grin grin

Sorry for the attacks bro but I thought you were one of dem Scammers who want to chop the hustling man's money. Sorry bruv.
LMAO Bro I actually know u for quite a long time now lol. Just that until recently I've always been more of a "Viewing but not commenting" kinda dude. I know u from wayback on NL lol...BTW no problem bro, u were just protecting other innocent citizens lol

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