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Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be
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The Chief of Training and Operations, Nigerian Army, Major General D.D Ahmadu has explained why the Nigerian Army Small Arms Competition (NASAC) is being held in the dreaded Sambisa forest.
Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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The Chief of Training and Operations, Nigerian Army, Major General D.D Ahmadu has explained why the Nigerian Army Small Arms Competition (NASAC) is being held in the dreaded Sambisa forest.
Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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The Chief of Training and Operations, Nigerian Army, Major General D.D Ahmadu has explained why the Nigerian Army Small Arms Competition (NASAC) is being held in the dreaded Sambisa forest.
Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be
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Why we are holding competition in Sambisa forest – Army
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The Chief of Training and Operations, Nigerian Army, Major General D.D Ahmadu has explained why the Nigerian Army Small Arms Competition (NASAC) is being held in the dreaded Sambisa forest.
Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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The Chief of Training and Operations, Nigerian Army, Major General D.D Ahmadu has explained why the Nigerian Army Small Arms Competition (NASAC) is being held in the dreaded Sambisa forest.
Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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Why we are holding competition in Sambisa forest – Army
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The Chief of Training and Operations, Nigerian Army, Major General D.D Ahmadu has explained why the Nigerian Army Small Arms Competition (NASAC) is being held in the dreaded Sambisa forest.
Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be
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Why we are holding competition in Sambisa forest – Army
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The Chief of Training and Operations, Nigerian Army, Major General D.D Ahmadu has explained why the Nigerian Army Small Arms Competition (NASAC) is being held in the dreaded Sambisa forest.
Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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Attention Men: 3 Friuts you need to eat at once a day but you Neglect, but Will Help You Fight Against Premature Ejaculation, Weak Erection and Small Blokos. Take Action Here
Wife confesses: I almost cheated on my Husband because of his small manhood and quick ejaculation until we found this permanent solution that added 3.5inches to his manhood size and now Last 25minutes during sex, no side effects. Click Here for details!
My Husband used this Natural Solution to Last 25minutes in Bed and Increase His Manhood size, it has no side effects, NAFDAC approved and cures Premature Ejaculation Permanently. Click Here for I
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Why we are holding competition in Sambisa forest – Army
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The Chief of Training and Operations, Nigerian Army, Major General D.D Ahmadu has explained why the Nigerian Army Small Arms Competition (NASAC) is being held in the dreaded Sambisa forest.
Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
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Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be
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Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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The Chief of Training and Operations, Nigerian Army, Major General D.D Ahmadu has explained why the Nigerian Army Small Arms Competition (NASAC) is being held in the dreaded Sambisa forest.
Maj. Gen. Ahmadu spoke with newsmen on Thursday at a media briefing held at the headquarters of Operation Lafiya Dole in Maiduguri.
According to him, the choice of Sambisa Forest for the 2017 competition is to consolidate on the total defeat of the insurgents, dominate the general forest area and make it safer for other activities.
“The objective of the Championship is to sharpen the marksmanship skills of the Nigerian Army personnel. The formations will be competing in marksmanship with the best formation carting away the prestigious Chief of Army Staff’s trophy.
“The championship will also mark the commencement of the on-going plan to move speedily and make the Sambisa forest general area safe for habitation and subsequently make it an area for the Nigerian Army training activities. To this end, provision has already been made for the opening of more roads, construction of culverts and bridges by the Nigerian Army Engineers to facilitate easy movements to the general area.
“The NASAC 2017 is unique with the introduction of Nigerian Army fire power demonstration as part of the activities. This would enable Nigerian Army to test its armored tanks, infantry weapons and artillery guns as well as various weapons in its inventory to enhance battle marksmanship and professionalism of its personnel,” Ahmadu said.
While pledging the commitment of the army toward the safety of the people of Borno State and calling on them not to panic, the Army however cautioned residents to be vigilant of any suspicious character within their community and report such to the appropriate authorities.
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!
Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?
Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?
Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?
Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?
Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.
Son: Okay, Sir.
Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be
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Ask for Change

If the relationship is in danger of deteriorating, a more active intervention may be needed. Use an approach I call assertive humility—clearly stating what you need by asking for help.

What to say: “I need your help. You’re a special person to me, yet I find myself wanting to avoid you. The reason is that every time we talk, I feel unhappy during the conversation and for a while afterward. It seems to me that you focus more on the negative than the positive, and that’s hard on me. Before I get to the point where I say something harsh or actively avoid you, I’d like to make a request. When we’re together, I need to hear about at least one thing that’s going right in your life. Would you be willing to try that?”

Dealing with Truly Toxic People

The above techniques work well with garden-variety pessimists. With even stronger toxic negativity, you need to take a different approach.

The toxic person isn’t looking for support but for control. He gains that control by throwing you off balance with upsetting, manipulative or irrational behavior.

You are dealing with a toxic person if he claims that his negative circumstances are your fault…goes beyond complaining to criticize or verbally attack you…twists your words so that you end up confused and frustrated.

Simple strategy: While the toxic person is ranting, look him in the eye neutrally and nonconfrontationally. When he’s done, pause for two to four seconds—a little longer than is customary in conversation. Then, in a matter-of-fact tone, say one of the following…

“Do you want to run that by me again?”

• “Would you say that to me again in a quieter voice?”

• “Do you actually believe what you just said?”

These responses work because they let the toxic person know that you are onto him and won’t be provoked into an argument or outburst.
Source: Mark Goulston, MD, psychiatrist, former FBI and ­police hostage negotiation trainer who has written numerous books, including Just Listen: Discover the Secret to Getting Through to Absolutely Anyone and Talking to Crazy: How to Deal with the ­Irrational and Impossible People in Your Life. He cohosts the NPR show It’s Your Health. MarkGoulston.com

How to Deal with Complainers, Whiners and Pessimists
Negativity is contagious. Even if you start off in a good mood, talking to a complainer or pessimist can turn a good day into a bad one.
That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t listen to other people’s problems. Supporting each other through hard times is an important part of a good relationship. But talking through problems is different from the repetitive, unproductive negativity of chronic complainers. You know you are talking to a negative person when you feel tired during the conversation…you start feeling as powerless and victimized as he does…you notice yourself wanting to avoid the person because of the gloom that follows him/her around.
Most pessimists and whiners aren’t trying to ruin your day. In fact, they often aren’t aware of the negative effect they have on other people. After sharing their unhappiness, frustration or disenchantment with life, they feel temporary relief. They don’t consider the possibility that the behavior bringing them such relief causes other people to feel worse.
They also may not be aware that by venting their gripes, they alienate others, further increasing their loneliness and dissatisfaction and increasing their sense of powerlessness.
To protect your emotional health, it’s a good idea to minimize the time you spend with negative people. But if the complainer is someone you work with or is a friend or relative you care about, staying out of the person’s path may not be practical or desirable.
Several simple tactics can keep a pessimist from wearing you out. Some techniques work better than others depending on the person, relationship and situation, so don’t be afraid to experiment with different methods.
Important: Keep your tone matter of fact and pleasant. If your voice carries a hint of scolding, shaming or condescension, these strategies won’t work.
How to keep a complainer from dragging you down…
Quit Problem-Solving
The chronic complainer doesn’t want advice on how to improve his situation. He wants company in his downbeat view of the world. Even if he asks for your input, you are likely to wind up in a spiral where all your suggestions are rejected or lead to new complaints, and both of you will get progressively more annoyed.
Instead, ask in a friendly tone, “Are you looking for advice, or do you need to vent? If venting would be helpful, I can listen for five minutes. After that, I’ll have to do something else or I will wind up in a bad mood—and that won’t be good for either of us.”
Another option is to let the person complain for a minute or two, then say in a friendly tone, “Gosh, what a drag. What are you going to do now?” If the person says he has no idea or asks what you think, say pleasantly, “Hey, my advice only works for me. It’s your life, and I know you can figure this out. Keep me posted on how it goes.”
Deflect
Practice a few quick, light or even playful phrases that you can choose from to change the subject from negative to positive. Examples…
• “Wow, Mom, the doctor kept you waiting at the nursing home—sorry to hear it. What did he say is causing the pain in your hip?”
• “That does sound like something to complain about. Tell me something that’s going right. There’s so much negativity in the world, it’s starting to get to me, and some positive news would be a big help.”
• If you’re in a group that’s complaining: “Hey, everybody, we’re becoming a tad negative. Given the state of the world, we have more to be thankful for than upset about. Can we change the subject?”
Empathize
If you feel yourself being pulled into the other person’s negative view, say in a compassionate tone, “You’re doing a good job of helping me feel what it feels like to be you. I’m sorry you have to deal with all that.”
For a person who probably doesn’t receive many compliments and who feels alone in his unhappiness, this simple expression of empathy may provide the affirmation that he needs to let go of the negative topic for the time being.
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How to Deal with Complainers, Whiners and Pessimists
Negativity is contagious. Even if you start off in a good mood, talking to a complainer or pessimist can turn a good day into a bad one.
That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t listen to other people’s problems. Supporting each other through hard times is an important part of a good relationship. But talking through problems is different from the repetitive, unproductive negativity of chronic complainers. You know you are talking to a negative person when you feel tired during the conversation…you start feeling as powerless and victimized as he does…you notice yourself wanting to avoid the person because of the gloom that follows him/her around.
Most pessimists and whiners aren’t trying to ruin your day. In fact, they often aren’t aware of the negative effect they have on other people. After sharing their unhappiness, frustration or disenchantment with life, they feel temporary relief. They don’t consider the possibility that the behavior bringing them such relief causes other people to feel worse.
They also may not be aware that by venting their gripes, they alienate others, further increasing their loneliness and dissatisfaction and increasing their sense of powerlessness.
To protect your emotional health, it’s a good idea to minimize the time you spend with negative people. But if the complainer is someone you work with or is a friend or relative you care about, staying out of the person’s path may not be practical or desirable.
Several simple tactics can keep a pessimist from wearing you out. Some techniques work better than others depending on the person, relationship and situation, so don’t be afraid to experiment with different methods.
Important: Keep your tone matter of fact and pleasant. If your voice carries a hint of scolding, shaming or condescension, these strategies won’t work.
How to keep a complainer from dragging you down…
Quit Problem-Solving
The chronic complainer doesn’t want advice on how to improve his situation. He wants company in his downbeat view of the world. Even if he asks for your input, you are likely to wind up in a spiral where all your suggestions are rejected or lead to new complaints, and both of you will get progressively more annoyed.
Instead, ask in a friendly tone, “Are you looking for advice, or do you need to vent? If venting would be helpful, I can listen for five minutes. After that, I’ll have to do something else or I will wind up in a bad mood—and that won’t be good for either of us.”
Another option is to let the person complain for a minute or two, then say in a friendly tone, “Gosh, what a drag. What are you going to do now?” If the person says he has no idea or asks what you think, say pleasantly, “Hey, my advice only works for me. It’s your life, and I know you can figure this out. Keep me posted on how it goes.”
Deflect
Practice a few quick, light or even playful phrases that you can choose from to change the subject from negative to positive. Examples…
• “Wow, Mom, the doctor kept you waiting at the nursing home—sorry to hear it. What did he say is causing the pain in your hip?”
• “That does sound like something to complain about. Tell me something that’s going right. There’s so much negativity in the world, it’s starting to get to me, and some positive news would be a big help.”
• If you’re in a group that’s complaining: “Hey, everybody, we’re becoming a tad negative. Given the state of the world, we have more to be thankful for than upset about. Can we change the subject?”
Empathize
If you feel yourself being pulled into the other person’s negative view, say in a compassionate tone, “You’re doing a good job of helping me feel what it feels like to be you. I’m sorry you have to deal with all that.”

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES. . . PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY . Son: Hello, Sir! Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni? Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir? Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko? Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko? Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you. Son: Okay, Sir. Dad: A tun ma soro... Later. . . . PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER: . Son: Hello, Ma! Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes) Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile? Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni... Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest. Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo... Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles. Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni? Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni. Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu... Son: Amin Ma Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e. Son: Amin Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e... Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already) Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale... Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background) Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now. Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile. Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call). Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy. Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be (Quote ) ( Report) 1 Like ( Like ) ( Share) R
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BREAKING NEWS: TRUE CONFESSION: QUEEN ESTHER FINALLY OPENS UP ON APOSTLE SULEIMAN'S SEX SCANDAL; LINKS GOVERNOR EL-RUFAI AND FESTUS KEYAMO AS MASTERMINDS
My name is Queen Esther. I'm from COTONOU. I used to live in Kaduna State. I'm a commercial sex worker. I stayed in one of the Hotels in OBALENDE area, by CONSTITUTION ROAD, Kaduna.
A man came to me about two months ago, just like other fun seekers. He didn't make love to me, but instead asked for only blow-job. I gave him so much of it until he was satisfied. He later engaged me into a discussion after paying me the sum of #10,000 (Ten thousand naira only) without asking for my price; unlike other customers who would first of all bargain before the action. I was amazed at his generosity. He then smiled at me, and promised to make me rich if only I can do one small job for his boss who just arrived Kaduna from Abuja that night. Without thinking twice, I agreed to meet his Oga and do the simple job.
We had few bottles of drinks while he kept on making calls and was answering ok sir, yes sir and all of that. Around past 12:00 mid night, we drove in his car to one SEA-BREEZE HOTEL at BARNAWA GRA around Kaduna South. He introduced me to one Mr. Festus as his boss. I immediately fell in love with the man due to his handsomeness. The man then told me that I'm now a millionaire, and that he would take me along to see Governor E-Rufai whom he was to hold a meeting with that same night. He asked me where I came from, and I told him I'm from COTONOU; then he smiled at his boy who brought me. He then said to me that I'm the best person for the job; since I'm not a Nigerian. That they could easily settle me to return back and enjoy my wealth in COTONOU after the job is successfully done.
His boy who brought me eventually excused us, and Mr. Festus asked me for the same Blow-job; which I also gave him so hard. He was happy with me. Then, around 2:00 mid night, we drove to see Governor El-Rufai. We met him in one beautiful house. The Governor said I will become very rich if I help him bring down one of his enemies in this country. I agreed to do it. He then said that Mr. Festus will coach me on what to do. He handed me #100,000. (One hundred thousand naira) and we left back to SEA-BREEZE HOTEL.
Mr. Festus and his boy told me that the job is for me to claim that I am a sexual mistress to one Pastor Suleiman who was a Muslim before, but now a Pastor. I agreed; but when they said I will appear on Television to say it, I refused. Reason being that my parents and family members are not aware that I'm into prostitution in Nigeria. They believe I'm living in Lagos and working as a House-Maid.
When Mr. Festus got angry that I had declined, he brought out a small gun and threatened to kill me if I failed to do the job. I started crying and begging them to let me go. He collected all the money on me that night and asked his boy to go and drop me. His boy started talking to me that if I don't agree to do the job, I should leave Nigeria, because the Governor will be angry with his boss and Festus will kill me.
He dropped me off and left. I later relocated to KABUSA VILLAGE in Abuja to continue my hustling for fear of being killed by those men. I got over that trauma and moved on with life after that terrifying experience. But over a week ago, my friend in the same hotel was showing me some things on her phone. When I saw the face of that man (Mr. Festus) I quickly remembered the experience and told my friend the story.
I also remembered that Mr. Festus told me about his girlfriend in canada who had returned to Nigeria for the same job. He said the other girl would be firing from Lagos, while I will be doing my own there in Kaduna.
But one thing that stopped me from agreeing to do the job was that I was to appear on Television, and that would have exposed me to the whole world. I told him that if I do it, I will never have peace in my life. And that it will stop me from getting married later in the future. More so, I was not ready to go back to COTONOU. My friend showed me so many things happening on the internet through her phone. I now saw the picture of Apostle Johnson Suleiman, Mr. Festus Keyamo, Stephanie Otobo, and even Governor El-Rufai. That was how I remembered everything that happened about two months ago.
I told my friend the whole story and she revealed it to other girls in our hotel.
THE TRUTH OF THE MATTER: I'm the authentic Queen Esther that was to execute this job. The lady parading her self on media is hired to replace me. I just got to know that it is a Powerful man of God that they are trying to bring down. My friend even told me that the man of God (Apostle Johnson Suleiman) is a good man. That he can change my life forever. I don't know how journalist located me. May be my friend went and called you people that I'm here.
CONFESSION: These whole story on the internet about the man of God is a big lie. The man is innocent. I can say it boldly. Because I was afraid of doing the job, Festus used a gun to threaten me and collected my money that night. Now, they have gotten some people who have the mind to do such a thing. But this people will not know peace in their life for plotting to bring down a man of God who is good and kind to people.
I am ready to come out now and tell the world the whole truth. My friend is a Christian and I'm also a Christian. She has briefed me about some issues that happened between the man of God and Kaduna State Governor. I now understand why they want to bring him down.
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THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
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.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
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Son: Hello, Sir!
Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?
Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?
Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?
Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?
Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.
Son: Okay, Sir.
Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
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PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!
Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?
Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...
Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.
Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...
Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.
Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?
Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.
Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...
Son: Amin Ma
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.
Son: Amin
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...
Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)
Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...
Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)
Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.
Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.
Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).
Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.
Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be
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instruction from my Managing Director. I wrote that I received the instruction from the Divisional Head of Operations.’’

When Shofunde suggested that the money couldn’t have been moved from the vault and counted in 20 minutes, he responded that it was possible for him to do the counting within 20 minutes as a professional banker.

Consequently, Justice Aikawa adjourned to May 5, 2017 and ordered the prosecution to produce PW1’s statement for the continuation of trial.

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The ABCON chief said that as far as street hawkers were still plying their trade, rate convergence would be a mirage.

The financial expert said that the CBN could achieve rate convergence if there was sustained liquidity in the market, adding that a fair level playing ground for all operators would also lead to rate convergence.

NAN reports that the CBN rose from its last Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) meeting with a vow to see rates convergence at the nation’s FOREX market. (NAN)

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La Liga to change kickoff times
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Spain’s top division has intentionally changed some kickoff times to suit audiences in Asia in a bid to increase its market share in the continent, La Liga president Javier Tebas said on Thursday at the opening of a new office in Singapore.
The most important games in Spanish soccer have traditionally taken place at night, which is prime time for Spanish television although the league has in recent years scheduled fixtures to attract a global audience.
The league opened up a new fixture slot at 1pm CET on Saturdays at the start of this season, jettisoning matches at 10pm.
The ‘Clasico’ between Spain’s biggest clubs Real Madrid and Barcelona in December kicked off at 4:15pm CET, 11:15pm in Singapore while the Madrid derby between Real and Atletico Madrid on April 8 will take place at the same time.
Many games involving the biggest clubs are still played at night, however, with the return fixture between Real and Barca on April 23 kicking off at 8:45pm CET, 3:45am in Singapore.
Tebas indicated more games could be kicking off earlier in future seasons as the number of Spanish soccer fans in Asia increases, reports Reuters.
“We have changed kickoff schedules so that they can be seen at reasonable times here in Asia and we will continue to take steps to ensure that this part of the world can enjoy La Liga as much as possible,” Tebas said.
“For us, Singapore will be the gateway to East Asia and a platform from which to reach a far greater number of fans.”
The Singapore office is La Liga’s fourth to open in Asia, adding to branches in Dubai, China and India.
Three La Liga clubs have Asian owners: Valencia, who were taken over by Singaporean billionaire Peter Lim, Granada, whose owner is Chinese billionaire Jiang Lizhang and Espanyol, who are owned by Chinese businessman Chen Yansheng.
China’s richest man Wang Jianlin, chairman of Dalian Wanda group, has a 20 percent stake in Atletico Madrid. His company will sponsor the club’s new stadium, the Wanda Metropolitano, which is set to open at the start of next season.
A La Liga statement said its objective was to increase its presence and popularity in the region, in particular in Singapore, Malaysia, Indonesia, Thailand, Vietnam and the Philippines.
Former Real Madrid forward Fernando Morientes and ex-Real Madrid and Malaga defender Fernando Sanz attended the launch as ambassadors along with Valencia’s Singaporean president Chan Lay Hoon.
“We want to get as close to our fans as possible, not only in Spain but across the world,” Morientes said.
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How to Deal with Complainers, Whiners and Pessimists
Negativity is contagious. Even if you start off in a good mood, talking to a complainer or pessimist can turn a good day into a bad one.
That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t listen to other people’s problems. Supporting each other through hard times is an important part of a good relationship. But talking through problems is different from the repetitive, unproductive negativity of chronic complainers. You know you are talking to a negative person when you feel tired during the conversation…you start feeling as powerless and victimized as he does…you notice yourself wanting to avoid the person because of the gloom that follows him/her around.
Most pessimists and whiners aren’t trying to ruin your day. In fact, they often aren’t aware of the negative effect they have on other people. After sharing their unhappiness, frustration or disenchantment with life, they feel temporary relief. They don’t consider the possibility that the behavior bringing them such relief causes other people to feel worse.
They also may not be aware that by venting their gripes, they alienate others, further increasing their loneliness and dissatisfaction and increasing their sense of powerlessness.
To protect your emotional health, it’s a good idea to minimize the time you spend with negative people. But if the complainer is someone you work with or is a friend or relative you care about, staying out of the person’s path may not be practical or desirable.
Several simple tactics can keep a pessimist from wearing you out. Some techniques work better than others depending on the person, relationship and situation, so don’t be afraid to experiment with different methods.
Important: Keep your tone matter of fact and pleasant. If your voice carries a hint of scolding, shaming or condescension, these strategies won’t work.
How to keep a complainer from dragging you down…
Quit Problem-Solving
The chronic complainer doesn’t want advice on how to improve his situation. He wants company in his downbeat view of the world. Even if he asks for your input, you are likely to wind up in a spiral where all your suggestions are rejected or lead to new complaints, and both of you will get progressively more annoyed.
Instead, ask in a friendly tone, “Are you looking for advice, or do you need to vent? If venting would be helpful, I can listen for five minutes. After that, I’ll have to do something else or I will wind up in a bad mood—and that won’t be good for either of us.”
Another option is to let the person complain for a minute or two, then say in a friendly tone, “Gosh, what a drag. What are you going to do now?” If the person says he has no idea or asks what you think, say pleasantly, “Hey, my advice only works for me. It’s your life, and I know you can figure this out. Keep me posted on how it goes.”
Deflect
Practice a few quick, light or even playful phrases that you can choose from to change the subject from negative to positive. Examples…
• “Wow, Mom, the doctor kept you waiting at the nursing home—sorry to hear it. What did he say is causing the pain in your hip?”
• “That does sound like something to complain about. Tell me something that’s going right. There’s so much negativity in the world, it’s starting to get to me, and some positive news would be a big help.”
• If you’re in a group that’s complaining: “Hey, everybody, we’re becoming a tad negative. Given the state of the world, we have more to be thankful for than upset about. Can we change the subject?”
Empathize
If you feel yourself being pulled into the other person’s negative view, say in a compassionate tone, “You’re doing a good job of helping me feel what it feels like to be you. I’m sorry you have to deal with all that.”
For a person who probably doesn’t receive many compliments and who feels alone in his unhappiness, this simple expression of empathy may provide the affirmation that he needs to let go of the negative topic for the time being.

John Dumelo Caught With Missing Car Of Government (Photos)
by chimere66 : 10:43am
Top Ghanaian actor John Dumelo appears to have landed in trouble after he was allegedly caught with a state vehicle by government agents.According to reports,the vehicle is a Toyota Land Cruiser V8.The vehicle was said to be one of the 200 vehicles the presidency says are missing.
John Dumelo was caught with the vehicle at a spraying shop in Accra where he had allegedly taken it to be resprayed.According to reports,he initially said that the former first lady, Lordina Mahama, gave him the vehicle. Then he reportedly changed his tune, saying that he bought it himself.However, a look at the car's chasis number (VIN number) is said to have given him away.He reportedly handed over the car without any resistance.
Last year,the star actor was spotted cruising around with a Toyota Land Cruiser car.However,it is unclear if it is the same vehicle that was seized by government agents.
It should be recalled that John Dumelo was an ardent supporter of former president John Mahama ahead of the December election.Alongside Nigerian Dele Momodu and others,he travelled across the country campaigning for Mahama, who eventually lost to Nana Akufo-Addo of the New Patriotic Party (NPP).At a time he was at a loggerhead with star actress Yvonne Nelson because she was against Mahama's administration.
Below are photos of the car he was spotted cruising with last year.
Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/star-actor-john-dumelo-lands-in.html?m=1
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I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary
by igwegeorgiano( m): 11:27am
Wonders they say shall never end. this is not a rooster and bull story or a fabricated gist. its very real and its happened right before my "opolo" eyes. Just now, i mean few minutes ago i caught my boss pants down hitting sooooooooo hard on our secretary's punnany if you understand what i mean.
Every organization with randy bosses at the helm of affairs in various depts will agree with me that such scenerios play out almost on daily basis and this is not healthy for the health of such firms. personally its irkes me when bosses who are supposed to protect the interest of their female subordonates decide to take advantage of them simply because they call the shot in the organization they work.
I wouldn't want to bore us with where i work; but i'am millions of miles away from my fatherland NIGERIA. Please note this; i was sent here for a one year training by my organization in nigeria over a year ago. after my training our headquarters decided that i should be retained and i was later re deployed to one of our base here in the same country
Today, i am the first staff to arrive the office this morning. while ascending the staircase i heard voices and was like who could be in d office so early today? so i decided to tiptoe till i got to my boss's office. my office is directly opposite my boss's. secondly i noticed the cctv cameras were all switched off so i switched it on before going to my superior's office where the soumds were emanating from. The door was nt locked it was left ajar so i peeped. low and behold my oga(a black man also a nigerian) was digging so deep into our secretary's honey pot from all angles and for almost 10mins i watched a live porn movie playing out right in the office of my boss with him playing the lead role.
While this was going on and none of the duo noticed that a third party was around, i decided to go back to my office. while in the office, i thought of what to do with my boss and the secretary. i arrived at the conclusion that i will download the video of their unethical act in the office and keep it just in case. i want to state here that my boss whom i caught pants down this morning is never a nice man at all. he is a saddist and an unrepentant pvs...y addict. its obvious to me now that its not his first time of doing this nonsense in the office.
Back to my eyes witness account. When they finished the fvcking session, my boss and his accomplice were shocked to see me. the look on their faces were like that of a rat who suddenly saw the flash light of a hunter and felt like the ground should opened for it to enter. note that up till the time they finished no other member of staff has arrived so it was just three of us in the building. He (my boss) started shouting at me calling me names and also asking me a million question at the same time. All i did was to keep quiet and absorb his rantings. meanwhile, i have already switched off the cctv camera so he wont know that i recorded is stupid act.
After all the brohaha and shakara he invited me to his office and asked me to sit down. At this point he was so calm and friendly but i refused to be deceived by his fake disposition towards me because i kbow how wicked the devil in him is. He offered me coffee which i rejected so at that point he asked me if i noticed anything i told him straight to his face that question will not be neccessary cos i just came into the office few seconds before he saw me; but he suspected i wasnt telling him the truth so he he started making promises that i know deep down in me he will never fulfilled till he kicks the bucket.
I have his scroatums in my palm now. i don't intend to blackmail him for any reason not even for all the money in the world. but its gonna be a tool for me to keep him in check. As for the secretary, she has been pleading with me not to divulge the secret to a fouth party. she promise to do anything for me at the snap of my fingers. For a start, she gave me 2,000 euro just to proof to me that she meant what she just told me. for now my boss is been extremely nice to me in the past couple of hours but how long he intend to play this nicety script towards me remain a subjet of observation for as long as i am still here. i have passworde the recorded sexual act in the cctv camera. i will duplicate it as many as i can before deleting it from the memory.
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Re: I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary
by SUPERPACK : 11:36am
My brother play ur card well o
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Re: I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary
by mymadam : 11:38am
Oga, you're just as good (or as bad) a

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