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I woke up this morning feeling so hungry, it was
as though i hadn't eaten for five good days so i
decided to take a stroll to my kitchen to possibly
visit my pot since i had left over food from the
previous night. On reaching my kitchen, i
discovered the reason i have been malnourished of
late.

Am actually the kind of guy that loves cooking
good food, but recently i have been eating less
than i cook. So where is the rest portion of the
food i cook on a daily basis going to?

When i opened the pot, i discovered i have actually
been using my NYSC allowance to feed myself and
over 5million Abua ants. This is way too much for
an average corp member whose monthly take
home allowance of #19800 can't really take him
home.

At this point in time when the economy of the
country is so good. I can't afford to continue
feeding over 5million ants on a daily basis. They
might look smallish in nature but one thing is
sure, they eat more than i do (when in a group).
They are ANTS OF DESTINY waiting to raise their
next generation with my hard earned NYSC
allowance...


No way!....

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9aijaboi:
Lmao... School sweet na exam spoil am... #just kidding though.
Study to make your self approved.

...lol. na so oo

Back in the days in secondary school, I was very poor in Maths and Chemistry.
During the exams, I'd get between 2% and 8%. The results were usually announced from the lowest to the highest marks, so I always was the 1st Or 2nd to be called out. One day, the Maths results were being released and my name wasn't among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me asking:
"Guy wats up?"
"How you take do am?"
And the teacher went on to the 80s and when he got to 88%, He had one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored a 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now that I knew I had proved all my critics wrong. Could I have gotten 88%? I thought my prayers have been answered. If this was a dream, it was indeed a sweet dream.
The whole class was amazed as every one kept looking at me.
It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and said, "There is a cow that did not write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come out now and get it."
Then I FAINTED!

MadCow1:
Was there no Mopol around to use slap and send him into the dock?

my GOD ....u got me laughing loud.... u made my day bro

Teempakguy:
I'm not feeling pompous. Maths is not hard. Stop giving these lazy students hope. Was it not humans that did it in the past? Some people actually like this subject. Okay? Stop spreading lies around.

If you cannot do maths, say it. We will understand. Not everyone has the flair. But saying it's difficult and stuff . . . you're not helping things.

i second...Mathematics is the easiest of all..if and only if you have a good foundation nd u very calculative....

am silent.......

ebamma:
The Government should look into even reducing that allawee to 7k,

....have you ever served before?

andystash:
i also made withdrawal from them since....june till now 02-8--2015,...still pending

....okay....i have finally been paid....

SO?

JUST SAW THIS IN UNIJOS GROUP ON FACEBOOK.

i also made withdrawal from them since....june till now 02-8--2015,...still pending

OP...dis came at the ryt time.

adorable29:
The worse part is when the invigilator collects your script and then immediately one of the answers you couldn't remember just comes to your head....

...boys will just go deflate his car .

3kay945:
That young dude could be struggling to write Indomie

.......hahahahahag

adeaks:
Hahahaha. This reminds me of the first paper I wrote in bar finals. I knew all the questions from the start so I was writing slowly and surely with a very beautiful handwriting. I had just started question six, my last question and a question that had nine subquestions when the invigilators said five minutes more.
That was when it dawned on me than writing the correct answer down is more important than writing with a beautiful hand writing. I became exactly like that boy in the picture but I only got to (d) before d time was up so I left five subquestions unanswered despite knowing d answer.
I learnt my lesson though. All the other papers I wrote my handwriting looked more like Arabic than english but I finished them on time

...BRO...for me....if yu see my writing in exam hall...i write to finish o...i dnt wana knw hw ugly it is.

bestestgirl:
Especially when you actually know the answers

that can b really painful bro

Akosbaba:
He must be a law student

...laughing my ass out

piicity:

*I BE GENIUS,I NEVER DO ALL DIS MAGOMAGO FOR MY EXAMs AT ALL*

lol...wink

donholy28:
All the answers go flood ur brain...both right and wrong

...mehn...in dos last five minutes no mata wat u write...ud barely mk 5marks

sagr:
Hahahhaha.i did dis a lot.. in most cases na rubish we dey write for d last minutes of xams...if u dnt knw d answers in d first hours of exam den d last minute rush may jeopadise ur ealier efforts

exactly bro......atleaat make the paper full....no time

WINK

NICE ONE

NOT A BIG DEAL...

na wa oooo....didnt even knew when they advertised this...well well...2016loading....MAY GOD KEEP LIFE.

Chinaimporter:
[size=18pt]Two fat black cows and a whiter thin bull[/size]

...mr.man. say something more reasonable..