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I must confess... Rivers state should just do the need full because I don't even want to start counting my hard times with bad boys here.... the fear, the terror and worst of all putting me in a secondary school that doesn't give a damn about my transportation... not even #50 yet they want you in school everyday.. nawa ooooo.... I can't shout!!!!

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glittergold:
A cryptocurrency (or crypto currency ) is a
medium of exchange using cryptography
to secure the transactions and to control
the creation of new units. [1]
Cryptocurrencies are a subset of
alternative currencies , or specifically of
digital currencies . Bitcoin became the first
decentralized cryptocurrency in 2009. [2]
Since then, numerous cryptocurrencies
have been created. These are frequently
called altcoins , we have bitcoin, dogecoin,
litecoin, virta coin e.t.c and all altcoins have
there different value but bitcoin is the highest
in value 1 bitcoin worth $234 currently
imagine buying thousands of bitcoin when the
value was $1-$10 same goes to virta coin
which share the same coding system with
bitcoin and in few months time virta coin
value will be very high,you can check value of
all coins here http://www.coinmarketcap.com crypto currencies help in eradicating
poverty in the world but many bussiness
people have no knowledge about crypto
currencies so I huge you to buy some virta
coin now the value is low because in 3-4
months when the value rises that would be a
very huge money, when bitcoin came out in
2009 the value was low about 0.50$-1$ but
today 1 bitcoin worth $234-#45,0000 naira. if you are ready drop your whatsapp Number you will be added to the whatsapp group

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I went to a restaurant around Trans amadi in PH
city yesterday to eat with the last #400 i had on
me, so i ordered food of #300 and meat #100.
As I was eating, a man behind me said " I like the
way you eat, you really do eat like an amazing
citizen please add more i will pay! " Ha...i
quickly said thank you and hastily ordered food of
#500 and continued eating. After a few minutes ,
he said again " you eat so well, you can add two
bottles of beer so you can drink and wash down
the food after eating" . I was so happy and hastily
ordered the beer before he would end up changing his mind.

After drinking 1 bottle, I was trying to open the
second bottle when the opener fell, so i decided
to bend to enable me pick it. At that point in
time, my whole world came crashing right before
my eyes because of what i saw...i discovered that
the man was bare- footed with a torn trouser?
He was actually mad but not looking as dirty as
mad people always work so hard to look and
worst of all, he was actually seeping a glass of
water! He laughed at me and said "the way them
go beat you for here ehhh... na only God fit save
you*****" chai i was so stranded and nearly
passed out!!! NO FREE MEAL IN NIJA OH!!!

Elsuperior:
lwkm....hilarious!!!this guy made my morning

am really happy i did. cheers dear

Emmaesty:
Hahahahahaha....... Very funny. I almost choked on my drink. Can't wait for my time

thanks dear. happy it was able to put a smile on ur face... more of such stories are been dropped on my blog daily.

tabithababy:
This is so funny men.

thanks dear...

Edemab:
Laugh won kill 4here

that's the reason dear

Dottune:
Hahaha LWTMB. Hilarious and the picture that you used to convey it is so epic.

At this point I'll be like "I'll rather die than commit suicide"

haha...you know that feeling that comes with such scenario bro!!!

sammyogboso:
[size=8pt][/size] can't stop laffin dude

thumbs up!

chukagodwin:
Lwkmd.......... Oh my God this is the funniest post i have ever read in the History of Nairaland.... Guy you funny Die...... LOL.....

thanks bro!!!

One thing about the NYSC that gets every
Nigerian tertiary institution graduate anticipating
is the three weeks orientation camp experience,
one can keep basking in the euphoria of the
moment and even forget there is something called
"job hunting" after the NYSC. like every other
graduates, my case was no different.

When i arrived the NYSC orientation camp at
Nonwa-gbam tai, Rivers state. The first thing that
took my attention was a group of friendly police
women searching people's bags at the camp
gate. One of them walked up to me saying " fine
boy, i hope you brought your shaving clipper"? i
was carried away and cut off guard by the way
she addressed me so i quickly said "yes ma".
She then collected my clipper and dropped in a
big Ghana-must-go bag in front of her. That was
when it downed on me that they where actually
seizing unwanted materials at the gate. At that
point i quickly rearranged my self as a sharp dude
and made sure my answer to the rest of her
questions was a "NO".

It was time to give the NYSC uniform to corp
members on ground. I happened to be on the
queue with a new friend "Casko" who was actually
a sharp dude that always believe that "the patient
dog in Nigeria always have no bone to chew". We
quickly maneuvered our way and before anyone
could say "hey" ,we where already at the front of
the queue. The NYSC official gave me a very big
trouser big enough to cover the legs of the
legendary popular wrestler "Yokozona" and a
jungle boot long enough that could even be an
over size for Hussein Bolt the 100m Olympics
gold medalist. I looked at the official with anger
and asked that those things be changed , funny
enough he replied me with their popular slogan
"go and exchange it with someone" .Who on earth
in this camp will want a kaki trouser and a jungle
boot as big as mine? Where do i start from? those
where the questions i kept asking my self while
wishing i should have just respected myself and
maintained some decorum while waiting on the
queue, maybe the universe was trying to punish
me for not doing it my way! .

I couldn't find anyone to exchange with so i had
to make do with what i had. It was actually time
for man-no-war activities which required us to
come down with our kaki and jungle boot. So i
loaded my 'ambitious boots of destiny' with rags just enough to fill the empty spaces left inside the boots. Ha!
when i arrived the man-no-war ground i quickly
became the most popular dude and the topic of
discussion but i tried not to feel discouraged
knowing fully well that i actually looked different.
My world came crashing before my eyes when i
tried to do some of the man-no-war stunts as my
ambitious jungle boots pulled off, exposing every
single rag inside it! chao...i almost passed out if
not for my friends around. You know the feeling
and looks you get from the female folks when
such things happen, especially when you claim to
be the Mr. fine boy.

My ambitious jungle boots so humbled me that it
remained the topic of my platoon members each
time i arrive the parad ground, you would see
them wanting to snap with me as though i were a
celebrity but i know what goes down in their
mind...LOL





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banjicom:
stop complaining!!!
There is love in sharing
The bible says love your neighbor has yourself

abi ooo

haha.....abi ooo