₦airaland Forum

Olaewola: Pls i nid a fuckmate or sugar mummy,pls

is this why you are still single?

tunapawizzy: correct pretty babe.....m a decorator....and i add so much creativity to my job. i will offer u d best at a reasonable price. i can help u have a beautiful wedding venue, i can also show u some lovely souvenirs to add a touch of class to ur wedding....u deserve d best on ur wedding day, dont u think so?

see marketing o! Are u based in PHC? If yes, then we need to talk.

ikekings: Ok mademoiselle... Just holla at me wen d wedding bell tolls....**winks**

no problem. till next year sha

ikekings: Lol.... Y won't i believe you wen most of d nairaland members are grandpas nd grandmas?...

Ha! I wasnt serious o!

ikekings: You are 40, and u think you are young....**lord have mercy one more time**...

so u actually believe me?
if i am not married by 25, my mother would start serious deliverance for me.

ikekings: Lord have mercy....

wetin happen? na bad tin i talk?

tunapawizzy: all dese single aunties at 34 wey dey claim young.... My Almighty God is watching u o

which kind 34, i'm not that young jare. i celebrated my 40th birthday last week

a combination of two of d reasons listed by the OP, my wedding plans are on but i am delaying d wedding proper cos i am still young (so says my Daddy)

Make we dey look

Its almost 3 o'clock n nothing yet. Well, i'll still ave hope till wednesday as per what d lady said at d phc center

D lady said we ave till tuesday n if u dnt get any notice on tuesday, den u didnt pass. Guess we ave one more day. Fingers crossed.

@chrystee n @bimbcy, i pray so too

chrystee: @bimbcy, I'm guessing you wrote the test same day as me cos I wrote mine today at PH. I don't really know what to expect cos I didn't attempt all the questions due to time factor but if a little bit of extra time was given,I probably would have answered all.cos it was easy. All in all,I'm keeping my fingers and toes crossed for a congratulatory mail from them. I wish u luck too.

i also wrote my test d same tym n venue as u. Ave u received any mail frm dem? cos i avnt n d Lady said dey will get to us a soon as possible

yomz1e: When will Dora the explorer marry Diego the animal rescuer

are they nt supposed to be cousins?

dadicvila: walahi i no believe say na you make this kain sensible contribution...hope all is well?

e get d tym wey u no dey yab person?

When will Nigeria top d medal table in an Olympics competition?
When will d unemployment rate in Nigeria reduce?
When will Nigerian Universities be among d top-ranked in d world?
When will Patience Jonathan change her tailor?

Billyonaire: Its multiple personality disorder. Its happens after the midlife crisis.

u hit d nail on d head. Right on point.

I think its one man walking three of his daughters down d isle. No church (that i know of) would allow one man to wed three women at different tyms much more at d same tym

afam4eva: It's only her headtie that looks like that of the finance minister.

my thoughts exactly

tunapawizzy: una no go kill person for here o abeg pardon my ignorance which one be sea green again

d color get one funny name sha o, bt i prefer to call it sea green. Its a beautifull, light shade of green

Sea Green and Gold.

I remember after watching willi willi, pot of life n co, evrybody will suddenly feel d need to pee n goin to d toilet wuld be a group tin due to fear bt it wuldnt stop us frm watching d next episode. Good old days.
Btw; mumsi claims evrybody dat acted POT OF LIFE is dead. She claims dey were killed by d juju. Hw true is dis? I ws too young too remember.