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Icktioaxen:
🚫 Iran's IRGC claims it recently destroyed several U.S. fighter jets based in the region using missiles and drones. LIE.

✅ No U.S. fighter jets have been struck by Iran. In fact, U.S. Navy, Air Force and Marine Corps fighter aircraft continue to demonstrate unmatched lethality and air superiority during strike waves into Iran. TRUTH. - CENTCOM

Ricchmoen:
⚡⚡🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱 US-Israeli airstrikes have hit the port of Bandar Anzali, located on the Caspian Sea coast, in northern Iran, Gilan Province.

Nwaikpe:

Nwaikpe:
The responsibility is on Iran (your most powerful country in the world) to give the statistics and names of those kpaied.

Israel has shown reliability by doing so.

The only time Iran did so was when they rose and claimed that they had killed Netanyahu and the Mossad Chief in one blind missile operation.

And it turned out false.





Again, no one is into a "tug of war" with Iran.
We thought that should have been the case, but it turned out that Israel was just disciplining a stubborn younger brother.
Hamas and Hezbollah have proven to be more capable than Iran.

Righteousness2:
Give it to my people ISRAEL
They Know WHAT to Do, HOW TO DO AND WHERE to do..

The gate to the Virgins will be so CHOKED .
No space to Enter.

OGA na Master

ISRAEL no be your Mate.

Abdul4trust1:
A very beautiful morning to you. I just want to inform you that I made it to the graduation list approved 17th March,2026. Thank you for all you do...thank you

Ricchmoen:
[b]👁 What If Iran сuts the undersea internet cables in the Strait of Hormuz?

If Gulf States continue to host American forces, Iran could target the undersea internet cables threading through the Strait of Hormuz and the Red Sea. These chokepoints carry roughly 17–30% of the planet's international internet traffic (depending on exact routing between Europe, Asia, Africa and the Middle East).

What happens if several major cables are deliberately severed (or even heavily damaged) in a serious escalation?

🌏Near-total international internet blackout across Gulf states
Kuwait, Qatar, Bahrain, UAE, Saudi Arabia, parts of Iraq would lose almost all external connectivity. Local intranets, cached YouTube/Netflix (if already downloaded), and some domestic banking apps might limp along for a while. But anything needing real-time global reach (WhatsApp calls abroad, Instagram, most cloud services, international Zoom) would collapse within hours.

🌏Massive global slowdown
The cables in the Persian Gulf + Red Sea corridor are one of the planet's true digital chokepoints. Even partial damage would spike latency worldwide, cripple cloud services (AWS, Azure, Google Cloud regions in the Gulf and beyond), slow streaming, break real-time trading, delay software updates, and make remote work from many regions painful or impossible.

🌏Repair times measured in months
Fixing a single deep-water cable requires specialized cable ships. In 2024–2025 Red Sea incidents, one cable took ~5 months because repair vessels couldn't safely approach. In open conflict or a closed Strait of Hormuz, those ships simply won't be allowed in. We're talking 6–12+ months of degraded service.

Global implications

🔶 Stock exchanges (including oil futures) paralyzed or forced onto backup satellite links with tiny capacity

🔶 Airlines, ports, logistics chains frozen without global coordination

🔶 Massive outages in fintech, e-commerce, payment gateways

🔶 AI / hyperscale data centers in UAE & Saudi Arabia become isolated islands

🔶 Noticeable internet slowdown in India, Pakistan, East Africa, parts of Europe

🔶 International payments (SWIFT, cards, crypto exchanges) start failing or incur huge delays

🔶 Remote work for thousands of companies grinds to a halt

👍 US-Israel-Iran war | @geopolitics_prime[/b]

Caaz:
So long he makes you happy and can secure your future...abeg grab him.











Ride on dear.

Righteousness2:


I So MUCH LOVE ISRAEL


DECEIVING, DECEIMINATING AND DESTROYING TERRORISTS From the face of Earth.

GOD BLESS THE TRUMP LED USA
GOD BLESS BIBI
GOD BLESS THE IDF
GOD BLESS ISRAEL

cr7lomo:
All because of money wey fifa go give them for participating.... what sort of citizens do we have in this disgraced country

DrAda:
I believe in science. Observe your life for a few weeks, if there is no major breakthrough, consider your fate permanently sealed!

Icktioaxen:
[b]People are still telling themselves that the IRGC is winning. 🤣

Let me give you a little glimpse of what they’re calling winning.

Khamenei was killed
Larijani was killed
Shamkhani was killed
Mousavi of the General Staff was killed
Pakpour of the IRGC was killed
Soleimani of the Basij was killed
Aziz Nasirzadeh of Defense was killed
Asadi of Intelligence was killed
Hossein Salami of the IRGC was killed
Hajizadeh was killed
Shekian of Air Defense was killed
Mohammad Bagheri of the General Staff was killed
Rashid of the Khatam Garrison was killed
Shadmaneh of the Q. Khatam was killed
Kazemi of Intelligence was killed
Mohaghegh of Intelligence was killed
Mohrabbi of Intelligence was killed
Rabbani of Operations was killed
Rezaeian of Faraja was killed
Bagheri of Missiles was killed
Shirazi of the Bit was killed
Qasem Soleimani was killed
Mohammad Reza Zahedi was killed
Abbas Nilforoushan was killed
Hossein Hemdani was killed Mazafari Nia (Atomic) was killed
Jabal Ameli (Atomic) was killed
Fakhrizadeh (Atomic) was killed
Borji (Atomic) was killed
Tehrani Moghadam was killed

And Israel has no intention on stopping.

If they weren’t so indoctrinated with their Islamic ideology, they would be admitting defeat, but that’ll never happen, so Israel and the US will just have to keep winning.

This is an incredible list. Truly truly spectacular.

And that’s not even mentioning all the Hezbollah leaders, Hamas leaders, and Islamic jihad leaders that Israel took out.

There wouldn’t be enough space for all of them on one graphic! 💪🇮🇱🇺🇸💥

By the way, the list above is accurate. I asked AI to make the collage, so there may be a few mistakes there, but everyone on the list above is now resting in many pieces![/b]

SeverusSnape:
For more jokes. Send JIHAD to 419

engrchykae:
you are very mean.
But I love this

Icktioaxen:


But jokes aside the US isn't trying to destroy Iran, they just want to destroy their nuclear weapon programme and maybe as a side quest, liberate the Iranian people from the oppressive IRGC regime.

Icktioaxen:
COMMANDER OF THE BASIJ UNIT ELIMINATED

Yesterday, the IDF targeted & eliminated Gholamreza Soleimani, who operated as commander of the Basij unit for the past 6 years.

Under Soleimani, the Basij unit led the main repression operations in Iran, employing severe violence, widespread arrests, and the use of force against civilian demonstrators.

esnbrutality:
Bushmeat went to eat grass and partially survived

Botragelad:
The Basij have slaughtered thousands of Iranians, including in the latest crackdown. So yeah, this is fantastic news for every sane person who's sick of that terrorist regime and has lost family because of them.

I'll be here waiting for the Ayatollah boys on here to show up and cry, "It's just a painting of the Basij commander!"
Same thing they said when it was "just a painting" of Ali Ayatollah, his bases, command centers, and all the other Iranian commanders we've already wiped out.
Propaganda doesn't win war.

Icktioaxen:
Report from Iran: Brig. Gen. Ebrahim Mortazavinasab, commander of the Basij resistance unit Sarollah in Shiraz, was killed in a strike earlier today.

Mortazavinasab oversaw the crackdown that left thousands of protesters dead in Shiraz during the January unrest.

franchasng:
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Heading back to board flight to Tehran to snitch on IRGC members

Artiiclebeast:
Where is that mistake of a footballer named Obi Mikel?

Let us all "Gooners" await his take on this...

Any pit wey dem dig for you....Jump am pass...

Karma and needless hating is a biatch

CyynthiaKiss:
Real, and progressive Muslims are against terrorists, but the baby empty headed clowns in Nigeria are here crying more than the bereaved..

Icktioaxen:
Disclaimer: Very graphic footage
To the whole world:
This is the real Iran. For years and years we all lived like this. You cannot ever imagine something close to what happened to us.
Don’t look away. I know. It’s brutal.

To the whole world:
This is the real Iran. For years and years we all lived like this. You cannot ever imagine something close to what happened to us.
Don’t look away. I know. It’s brutal.#DigitalBlackOutIran‌ pic.twitter.com/PehQ9yPgr6

— Munel Lunière (@bittermoon77) March 15, 2026

Nwaikpe:
Funny thing that Nigerian Iranians don't know is that:

The US is the biggest producer and refiner of Oil.



Their attempts to stop the terrorism of ships on that route are not because it hurts their economy directly, but because their economy is the economy of the world, and if other countries like Britanistan, Francistan, etc collapse, America collapses.

The only direct solution to this problem is BOOTS ON THE GROUND.

Terrorists understand no other language than "more force!"


God bless the United States of America
God bless Trump
God bless the Nation of Israel
God bless Netanyahu
God bless the children of God (Israel).

ElevationD:
That’s the way forward against the horrible regime in Iran. A regime that heartlessly specializes in killing their own citizens for flimsy reasons.

For those who are getting deceived that Iran is fighting back, you can keep living in your illusion.
While the Americans hold the ground, the Israelis are the ones doing the real damage. While the Americans provide cover, the Israelis destroy infrastructures daily, fire drones into the streets to chase the evil Basij forces and other security agencies away from the streets.

Iran is speedily loses infrastructures, whether military or civilian. It will take decades to recover, especially with no strategic partnerships to boast of, except the exploitative Chinese and the empty North Koreans.

anonimi:
Do you think he has to join Oshiomhole’s Assembly of Past Criminals, APC to fight and grab political power before running with it like Reno’s Chicago sponsor

Gbadugbakun:
I noticed that you use to troll people here a lot so I'm going to be trolling you full time.

seunmsg:
PDP has only one option left for survival; adopt Wike as the National Leader and agree to whatever terms he wants. Concede the presidency to him and put up candidates in all other elective positions. PDP still has the grassroots structure more than any other opposition party in Nigeria. They will even do far better than ADC in state and legislative elections.

This is the time for them to quit being emotional and be pragmatic. Settle with Wike and salvage whatever can be salvaged or keep fighting him and lose everything. Shouldn’t be a difficult decision to make.

BarrElChapo:
Oyepedo who normally is a ruthless shrew. I remember when I was been wooed to come and become a full time pastor there in 2020-21, I just laughed when I heard the terms the church as was proposing for those pastors and they were looking for graduates specifically o.

Eriokanmi:
I'm not doubting this story. It happened to someone I know very closely about 18 years ago. He was deported from the US. The CBP said his visit was suspicious as his destination was different from the airline ticket and hotel reservations he was holding. He was detained in a cold cell and deported 2 days later.

Luckily for him, he got a schooling visa to one of the leading EU countries, now applied for a vacation as a student on an exchange programme. His visa was approved and he's been to USA like 5 times now. He lives and works in that European country now.

Don't give up bro. I was younger when I founded my company. You too can rise, just believe there's a reason for everything. Your story showed you're a child of God. He'll restore you and give you a sense of direction .