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NwaAmaikpe:





Yesterday, I spent three hours after my midnight prayers viewing live feeds from the Nigerian region on the streaming apps Buzzcat and Bigo.
I felt sorry for every man in Nigeria with a wife or girlfriend.

I don't know about you, but if those gorillas were my younger sisters, I'd pick offence that they are named after Nigerian girls.

Desusi:
Diabetes.

Desusi:
Five years after my wife demise, l decided to Marry again. I started a very serious relationship with a woman, only to discover later that she is having the same ailment that killed my former wife,l have to quickly pick race, never to have a word with her again.

anonimi:
Why did he not ask Tinubu and his CoS how they escaped jail in their own US drug and fraud cases
Criminals bird of a feather flocking together in our Aso Rock.
How then can it be well with our country

NwaAmaikpe:

NwaAmaikpe:




Someone will soon blame it on this administration's hardship.
Please, not everything is caused by Tinubu.

This is a pure case of hypoglycemia.

It starts with sweating, before dizziness and fatigue sets in, the next thing, you start seeing triple then you lose consciousness and fall to the ground due to heavy pulsations.
If you are lucky to quickly get some sugar in, you survive, otherwise your body goes into shock and you die.

It happens to me, but quite the polar opposite.

Ladies complain I am so sweet that I have to constantly regulate my blood sugar through frequent ejaculation.

So if NwaAmaikpe collapses in your neighborhood, don't give me sugar, it will kill me; just get a widow to perform lifesaving blõwjobs.

Macphenson:
PDP failed as ruling party and failed as an opposition.

MrBrownJay1:
i mean, the above story makes very little sense... this lady has a JOB, has a HOME, and has been paying everything for the past 3yrs...but suddenly decides she wants to leave her home with her children to become homeless... but then comes on NL to ask for help to pay her rent and part school fees?!

rotecch77:
Pics says it all

yewit37486:
These are some of the dangers of polygamy. Discord and disunity. I hope they find a resolution for the sake of their father's memory.

MrBrownJay1:
as i stated earlier...

first he was a lazy husband who didnt work for the past 3yrs as seen below:




now he has upgraded to abusive jobless gambling addict ... while you have upgraded to homeless, but you had a home all along, and YOU decided to leave that home. so to you, being homeless is better than living in a home with a gambling addict, abi?! your story makes very little sense.

NwaAmaikpe:




Motivational speakers have pushed so many people to their early deaths.
What they do is very easy; they first overbloat our capabilities and then remap our sense of worth.
And they come in many forms; as peers, movies or even folklore.

A man who knows nothing about Forex is made to believe that if he stays awake through the night looking at a screen showing position indices that he will never understand in a billion years, that he can make Elon Musk become his servant in four months.

A man who knows it takes him three minutes to catch his breath after climbing a flight of stairs, will watch a porn where KrissyJoe shags Ladygold for over 30minutes and want to do the same.

I am grateful to God that all the preachings in the world never moves NwaAmaikpe; I am comfortable at my pace and will never wish to outdo myself even for myself, let for anyone else.

Why will anyone let themselves be pushed to assume a capability they don't have.
Why will anyone only aim to please others?

The other day, someone complained about being a one-minute man and I couldn't have been more gobsmacked.

Only a masochist will wish to last for 15minutes during sex when it takes him only 52-seconds to enjoy the pure bliss of cum; then still feel guilty because a lady refused to cum when he was cumin.

That's taking blame for someone else's wickedness and this is why more men are dying nowadays during sex; because they want to impress.

If only they know that that motivational speaker is yet to meet his own needs; if only they know that most porn actors can not even sustain an erection without drugs;
If only they know that after the stomach which only gets pleased momentarily, the kpekus is the most ungrateful part of the human body.

If only they know that this life is a personal race, they will understand the peace in contentment.

DevilsEqual:
Thats amazing strength right there. VDM prolly weighs over 105kg and that 5'7ft lady did reps with him?

Marauding the oil estate of a fit lady is heavenly. The entrance usually have two thick gates that you'd need to force open, but its worth it


She still look feminine in all of this... Great combo

arantess:
Me , my mum and entire generation are useless, miserable, dejected Stagnant we shall all continue to beg till we all die a miserable death on planet Earth, my mum is already mad and useless

diamond68:
hehe money Dey where money Dey

diamond68:
am serious bro, the elite circle at polo club ikoyi. They dhl their horses to countries of tournament. Dhl has special provisions for transporting animals all over the globe. 😄 but it’s a rich man’s game sha.they can charge you like 5000 pounds to ship your horse from naija to Argentina. No be for pesin wey never chop breakfast

diamond68:
bros Wetin you chop remain na. The boys remain loyal. Send some Swedish cows to us make we make suya. Dem say dem Dey dhl cow from Sweden to naija 😆😆

True story these rich naija guys dhl their horses to Argentina to go play polo tournaments in Argentina 😆

diamond68:

arantess:
I will run along like an im.becile. I am a useless nonentity belch by a village witch and l am suffering from hunger in Nigeria, l am a completely useless idiot and my life is doomed in Nigeria, can you help me, l am a grade A

wawa

kheny12:
Tinubu should even forgot about contesting for 2027 general election. He will be disgraced.

richiemcgold:
Special fire 🔥 awaits him in hell

timilehin007:
BAG SECURED

EdoGovernor2024:
26 Reasons Why APC Will Win 2024 Governorship Election:

Senator Monday Okpebholo is the APC Governorship Candidate for Edo State Governorship Election 2024.

I can AUTHORITATIVELY defend and answer all questions about Senator Monday Okpebholo because of the following:

I am his Hometown Elderly Mentor (We are from the same Uwessan-Irrua Hometown); I was his Secondary School Teacher at Ujabhole Grammar School, Uwessan-Irrua; I am his Positive Thinking Mentor. I was the "Positive Thinking" Columnist in the Nigerian Observer Newspapers from 1984 to 1990. I was with him in Jos when he started his working career as a Computer Salesman. I have watched and monitor him grow in life to where he is now.

Words of advice for Investigative Journalists and Doubting Thomases about my knowledge of him: Reach out to Senator Monday Okpebholo and ask him whether or not he knows his Secondary School Teacher called the POSITIVE THINKER (a.k.a. Happy Man).

I feel very bad about all the LIES AND MISINFORMATION (PROPAGANDA) against him which by his quiet nature and lack of oratorial skills he cannot defend properly. Unfortunately, most people defending him are not doing enough to defend him because they don't have the kind of intimate knowledge I have of him.

Ask me questions about him and I will answer all your questions about him here on Nairaland.

Tell me all accusations against him and I will respond comprehensively in his defence here on Nairaland.

Please find below "23 Reasons Why APC Will Win 2024 Edo Governorship Election:"

1. APC HAS TWO SENATORS (OUT OF THREE) AND SEVEN HOUSE OF REP MEMBERS (OUT OF NINE): There are THREE Senatorial Zones in Edo State. APC is controlling TWO Senatorial Zones. Labour Party is controlling ONE Senatorial Zone. In Senatorial Zones Control of Edo State, PDP is controlling NOTHING!

Out of NINE Federal House of Representatives areas in Edo State, APC controls SEVEN areas, Labour Party controls ONE area and PDP controls ONE area.

2. ENGLISH LANGUAGE CHALLENGE: When I was in Secondary School School, one of my classmates (a Yoruba boy) scored A1 in Maths, Physics, Chemistry, Biology and all other subjects he sat for in WAEC Exams in 1977, except English Language where he FAILED (F9). He was offered multiple admissions and scholarship by universities. He was a very intelligent/brilliant student that could not communicate well in English Language. Senator Monday Okpebholo is like that.

3. QUIET AND SOT SPOKEN STAMMERER: Senator Monday Okpebholo is a QUIET and SOFT SPOKEN STAMMERER that has improved himself to speak slowly and clearly. His blood elder brother stammers. So, inviting him to ORATORIAL DEBATES is a waste of time.

He is a KIND DOER that likes helping people. He is NOT a Wicked Talker that does not help people.

4. WINNING STRATEGY: Senator Monday Okpebholo likes Campaigning from Ward to Ward to MEET AND TALK TO THE VOTERS DIRECTLY rather than Wasting Time, Energy and Resources speaking big grammar in useless talks and debates. That was the strategy he used to WIN his Senatorial Election in 2023. This is the same strategy he is using to WIN 2024 Edo State Governorship Election.

5. ACCIDENTAL POLITICIAN WITH MUCH GRACE: Senator Monday Okpebholo never planned to be a politician because he is NOT good at public speaking and he stammers. But people persuaded him to contest for political position because he is a KIND person that is HELPING PEOPLE with his personal money. He is Winning Elections by his GOOD DEEDS and the GRACE of God.

6. AISHA YUSUF LIES, MISFORMATION AND MANIPULATION: Aisha YUSUF posted a video where Senator Monday Okpebholo said when he met some persons complaining about electricity they told him they need poles and transformers to get electricity to their homes. He said he will provide the poles and transformers for them.

Senator Monday Okpebholo did NOT say it is Only poles and transformers that are needed to get electricity to people. Aisha Yusuf LIED and LAUGHED FOOLISHLY with her LIES. (watch the video again).

7. WELDER LIES: They said he is a Welder. LIES! Chairman/Managing Director of RAY ROYAL CONSTRUCTION COMPANY (Mr. Okpebholo) , a native of UROMI, is the industrious man that started his working career as a Welder.

Senator Monday Okpebholo, a native of Uwessan-IRRUA, started his working career as a Computer Salesman.

8. ILLERATE COMPUTER BILLIONAIRE LIES: They say Senator Monday Okpebholo is an ILLITERATE. How can a person that runs MULTI- BILLIONAIRE NAIRA COMPUTER COMPANIES be an Illiterate person. He is the Chairman/CEO of Chapman Computers and Interweb Computers.

9. ILLITERATE CHAIRMAN OF SENATE COMMITTEE LIES: Senator Monday Okpebholo is the Chairman of Senate Committee on Appropriation (one of the most important Senate Committees). Can an Illiterate hold such important position in the Senate?

10. INCOMPETENCE LIES: They say he is incompetent. A man who rose from Computer Salesman to COMPUTER BILLIONAIRE and SENATOR of the Federal Republic of Nigeria is an incompetent person? Think about it.

11. POOR WAEC RESULT: They say he has poor WAEC RESULT. Governor Obaseki of Edo State had POOR WAEC RESULT. Professor Wole Soyinka had POOR WAEC RESULT and went on to achieve greatness. How many successful persons in Nigeria today have GOOD WAEC RESULT?

12. INSECURITY, MUSEUM AND ZOO: They said he doesn't know the difference between Zoo and Museum. They said he said he will bring insecurity to the people. He is a BORN STAMMERER struggling hard to speak normally. He gets his words mixed up while struggling to speak normally.

13. MARITAL STATUS: Senator Monday Okpebholo has TWO WIVES: First Wife is a Businesswoman from Edo North and the Second Wife is a LAWYER from Edo Central. He has Daughters and Sons. One of his daughter is a LAWYER and another of his daughter is a MEDICAL DOCTOR. His sons are doing very well in schools.

14. UNIVERSITY EDUCATION: Senate Monday Okpebholo is a graduate of University of Abuja where he studied business administration. He is currently studying for his Master Degree at University of Abuja.

15. SPEAKS HAUSA FLUENTLY: He speaks HAUSA fluently. He started his working career as a Computer Salesman in Jos and All Over Northern Nigeria. Yet some demented politicians in Edo State says he has no working experience.

16. KIND AND EMPATHETIC ORPHAN SON OF PEASANT FARMERS: His father and mother were peasant farmers. His mother died while he was a child. SUFFERING and POVERTY killed his only sister. SUFFERING and POVERTY disrupted his education. He is KIND and EMPATHETIC towards the sufferings of people because he grew up from a background of POVERTY and SUFFERING.

17. POLITICAL GRANDMASTER (VERY POPULAR POLITICIAN): Since 1999 till 2023 it was ONLY PDP Winning Edo Central Senatorial Seat. But in 2023, Senator Monday Okpebholo contested election for the FIRST TIME IN HIS LIFE and Won to become Senator. He defeated a PDP Senator and a PDP Governor in Edo State. That is the FIRST TIME that another party defeated PDP since 1999 (in 24 years)!!!

People VOTED MASSIVELY for him because he is a KIND man that HELPS PEOPLE.

Yet people that CANNOT win Councillorship election are insulting him.

18. HIGHEST POLITICIAN (POLITICAL LEADER): Senator Monday Okpebholo's political position is the HIGHEST POLITICAL POSITION among all the contestants for Governor of Edo State. Asue Ighodalo of PDP and Akpata of Labour Party have NOT Won even a Councillorship election throughout their lives. In other words, Senator Monday Okpebholo is the POLITICAL SENIOR (POLITICAL LEADER) of all the contestants for Edo Governorship Election 2024. Senator Monday Okpebholo is TESTED and TRUSTED.

19. RESPECT FOR OBA OF BENIN AND ALL TRADITIONAL RULERS IN EDO STATE: Senator Monday Okpebholo is the candidate MOST TRUSTED by the Oba of Benin and All Traditional Rulers in Edo State TO SINCERELY RESPECT and CARE for them. Right now Governor Obaseki (PDP) of Edo State is supporting people that are HUMILIATING the Oba of Benin in Court. Traditional Rulers in Edo State will be MOBILIZING MASSIVE VOTES for Senator Monday Okpebholo, the LOCAL HOME BOY that Understands and Respects the TRADITIONS and CULTURES of Edo people.

20. WICKED/DECEITFUL SMOOTH TALKER OR KIND/QUIET/HONEST DOER: Do we need a Wicked/Deceitful Smooth Talking Governor in Edo State? Or do we need a Kindhearted and Helpful Governor in Edo State?

21. EDUCATED, RICH AND SELFISH: Some people keep talking about how educated and rich they are to be Governor. If you are educated and rich but you are not helping people, your education and riches are USELESS to the people of Edo State.

22. RICH CANDIDATE VERSUS RICH CANDIDATE: They say Asue Ighodalo of PDP is Rich. Senator Monday Okpebholo is also Rich.

23. STATE RESOURCES VERSUS FEDERAL RESOURCES: The PDP State Government of Edo State has Edo State Government Money /Resources and Edo State Security Forces to support Asue Ighodalo of PDP. Senator Monday Okpebholo also has APC Federal Government Money/Resources and APC Federal Government Security Forces supporting him.

24. POOR AND BAD GOVERNANCE BY GOVERNOR OBASEKI: Asue Ighodalo (PDP) that is being sponsored by Governor Obaseki says he will CONTINUE with the Poor and Bad Governance of Governor Obaseki.

25. MAJORITY OF LEGACY PDP MEMBERS ARE VOTING AGAINST ASUE IGHODALO BECAUSE OF GOVERNOR OBASEKI: Chief Dan Orbih and Hon. Ogbeide Ihama (Leaders of LEGACY PDP) have mobilized MAJORITY of LEGACY PDP MEMBERS to Vote for Senator Monday Okpebholo because Governor Obaseki has been WICKED to members of LEGACY PDP. The people that were members of PDP before Governor Obaseki decamped from APC with some APC members to PDP are the people called LEGACY PDP.

26. APART FROM PDP AND APC, OTHER POLITICAL PARTIES ARE JOKERS: Apart from PDP and APC, Other Political Parties are JOKERS in 2024 Edo Governorship Election. It is a straight fight between PDP and APC. When all the political factors for Winning Elections are analysed, the WINNER of 2024 Edo Governorship Election will be APC.

LET US REASON TOGETHER:

Tell me anything against Senator Monday Okpebholo and I will reply here on Nairaland. Ask me questions about Senator Monday Okpebholo and I will reply here on Nairaland.

THANK YOU for reading this post. God bless you.

southsouthking:
If only you knew why Odia lost the election to APC then you'll know it was mere luck that took APC there.
In a sane clime, APC cannot win Edo central senatorial election, it has never happened.
It was PDP who goofed as at that time with their factional politics.
I'm from Ubierumu-Oke Esan north east, so i know what's on ground here.

NwaAmaikpe:




I can only wish him well.
Except a man is lucky to have genital warts or skin lesions round his preek to help optimal vaginal stimulation, I will not advice someone this old to venture into a relationship with someone this young; because,
She will cheat on him, it is not her fault.
He will not satisfy her, it is not his fault either.

Anyone who has been unfortunately lucky to have shagged a lady not older than 62, older than 35 but not younger than 19 will have noticed a fundamental flaw; that it is almost impossible for them to achieve orgasm from the thrusting of a preek due to the use and abuse of sex toýs and female masturbation in recent years.

While a preek in action can only produce linear motion, the linear, oscillatory, circular and accelerated motion that can only be achieved from sex toyś, proximal digits and oraI sex has rewired and irredeemably altered the presypnaptic terminals inside women's kpekus due to an overload of impulse and the female brain was not originally designed to withstand such arousal overload.

Now, just thrusting a preek in and out of them is totally inadequate to trigger kpekus axons to relay any neurotransmitters to the brain, therefore the brain gets no message to release the hormone dopamine responsible for orgasms.

This is the reason why 74% of all sexually active women between 58 and 18years have not attained orgasm more than thrice in five years from only penetrative sex.
Same reason why 39.76% of Nigerian women are bisexual.

It is also why it seems women lose interest in sex after marriage and childbirth; simply because, there is nothing for them in it again!
If only men knew what's on women's mind as we hump them, we wouldn't even bother.

This sad discovery made scientists around the world brainstorm for exactly 8years, 6months, 23days and 9hours on how to assist men in bringing pleasure to women during sex. This birthed dotted and ribbed condoms.

Ever asked yourself why most ladies hate condoms yet all ladies love dotted and ribbed ones?

Because, while the man does his routine back-and-forth, in-and-out, the ribs and dots on the condom helps with a 360° stimulation of the kpekus; sadly this additional stimulation will not still bring about orgasm in many due to extreme impairment of vaginal axons and sensory nerve fibers but may only increase arousal due to production of acetylcholine.

Women now crave more for external attention, and their propensity for cheating is higher; because that thrill from a novel attention also releases acetylcholone and dopamine.

Reason why, even though she knows it may not be, women will always think the sex is better almost every time she cheats on her husband; because technically, a woman can "climax" just from receiving constant compliments from a new man.

The moral of this warped write-up is that,
cheating will never stop.
He may have to mess up his bedspread with KY jelly, but a text from a new admirer she fancies will get her wet.

If you doubt me; ask your woman.