₦airaland Forum

judewrites:
Evangelist uma ukpai was an unusual man of God....I really don't understand the stand/point of the op on this post.

Why criticize him at his death?

This was a man that fasted up to 120 days in a year. His anointing was on another level that made him a case study of many ministries.

ednut1:
The man looked unhealthy for a long time. Still made it to 80 . So pastor dey go meet doctor what happened to spiritual healing?

FalseProphet1:
I usually flog my members during deliverance sometimes if the agents of the dark forces are proving stubborn. So threatening to slap a doctor bringing bad news is nothing.

This I have seen.

Mariangeles:
You said it all.

If you don't arise and take what is yours, even the devil will laugh at you.

anonimi:
World Bank offers Nigeria forex rate advice, as Tinubu eyes N200/Dollar rate

April 23, 2023

The President-elect said he would work with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) to *bring down the exchange rate to N200 in his first term.*

“My administration will collaborate with the Central Bank to harmonize the fiscal and monetary policy to achieve immediate stabilization of the value of the naira against the US dollars and other currencies and in the short term, strengthen the naira by boosting the supply of foreign currency and moderating demand.

“The short-term goal is to achieve a naira/dollar rate of 300 naira/US$ and gradually achieve a less than 200 naira rate over the next four years, Tinubu stated.

https://www.ripplesnigeria.com/world-bank-offers-nigeria-forex-rate-advice-as-tinubu-eyes-n200-dollar-rate/?amp
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Muhammadu Buhari, presidential candidate of the All Progressives Congress (APC), has promised to ensure that the naira would be equal to the dollar in value if voted into office.

NAN reports that Buhari said this on Monday during the south-east presidential rally of the party at Dan Anyiam Stadium, Owerri.

“It is sad that the value of the naira has dropped to more than N230 to one dollar. This does not speak well for the nation’s economy,” he said.

He urged the people to vote for APC, noting that he would ensure that corruption was tackled headlong if elected.

https://www.thecable.ng/ill-make-naira-equal-dollar-says-buhari/amp

Elzazzi:
Geography is Destiny to a large extent. This lists confrims it again.

Mariangeles:
Before nko!

As she should.
What is rightfully yours cannot given to another, and if you don't take it, nobody will give it to you.
Only the violent taketh it by force.

Wahala for those ones wey think say wife go dey house dey cry. 😭

Karlovich:
Mana.bbq.grill said something similar while supporting a failure for 8 years.

Don't forget to check our signature for freestuffs such as places to live when you eventual become rich in Lagos

Richtaiwo:
Peteru is one of the notable figures APC chairman is expecting.

Righteousness2:
My PRECIOUS DADDY,
The GREAT GOD OF THE CHOSEN,
THE HOLY ONE OF ISRAEL,
THE GOD OF My Pastor,

Daddy, I pray thee, LET YOUR ANGLES MOVE INTO ACTION,
Set CONFUSED CONFUSION IN THE CAMP OF THESE KIDNAPPERS,
MAKE THEM TO FIGHT THEMSELVES TO DESTRUCTION.
MYSTERIOUSLY Release this young lady in JESUS NAME. ..

THIS WEEK, THIS MONTH, I WANT TO HEAR OF HER RELEASE IN JESUS NAME. .... AMEN
THANK YOU PRECIOUS DADDY. IT IS DONE..

Lalami3232:
First of all, make I correct you for one mistake wey you dey make. No be person wey go numerous rounds na dey get belle, only one shot can lead to triplet sef. Haven't you seen guys complaining that "only once I touch her oooooooo, and I even withdraw sef. So how the belle go be my own ". So bros, no be to do 10 rounds dey guarantee pikin. Now for the other one, you may be losing interest because of the kind of sex wey you dey receive. I've come to discover that all holes aren't the same when it comes to sex. I have a friend that can go 3 rounds with his sidechick but he can't go 2 with the wife. I've come to discover that when a kpekus is tight, men tend to get more excited and anxious to drill it than when it's wide and "LAGBA LAGBA", hence we thank the originator of vagina tightening cream. So going back to your complaint, is it that you're naturally a lazy man on bed or your wife's body no dey motivate you? But whatever advise you may get from this place, go and see a fertility doctor and try to spice your love life with your wife. Definitely you will be a father by next year and don't forget to share the good news with us all. Feel free to invite me for the child's naming ceremony but that will be after I get a confirmation result of your DNA test because non-virgins can't be trusted.

What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news of DNA test

Namaster:
"Nestle confirmed that he will not receive an exit package."

What a MOERRRUN!

He's been SLAVING away at Nestle for 40 years.
Now that he made it to the TOP JOP, he RUINED it in less than ONE year.

All for a MEDIOCRE Corporate Puessssy.

MADNESS!

As CEO of one of the most recognisable companies in the World, his pay package would have been enough to maintain several concubines OUTSIDE the company.

Instead, he chose to FROLICK with a subordinate.
I bet the subordinate did NOT think twice about throwing him UNDER the bus.

Hell, she could have been the WHISTLEBLOWER.

STEWPEED man!

Worst part is that his troubles just started!

His wife will file for DIVORCE.
And get half or MORE than half his net worth.

She's a MILLIONAIRE now!

They say infidelity has NO bearing on the outcome of a divorce.
But the Judge would DEFINITELY take it into account when making his judgement especially since it's a man who did the CHEATING.

With one STROKE, he:

Ruined his LIFE.
Ruined his MARRIAGE.
Ruined his FINANCES

MADNESS!

Botragelad:
Finally, some good news. Any country with a shred of sanity should slam the door on this backward crap. If you’re so obsessed with wrapping yourself up in that stuff in the name of your religion, pack your bags and crawl back to your Islamic country. Don’t bring that nonsense to the west, and don’t expect the free world to bow to it.

G0odharddick:
Men will forever be the prize 🏆

If a whole tiwa savage with her wealth and influence can decide to settle as a second wife, then I pity those broke girls going up and down looking for rich men when they themselves are completely broke. Worst still, I even pity any guy begging or double texting a girl who has clearly shown him signs that she's not interested.

Here's the rules!

1. Never double text a girl
2. Never act desperate
3. Match energy for energy (never be in a hurry to reply her texts. If she responds to your text in an hour, reply hers in 4hrs)
4. Normalize ghosting and ignoring a girl's chat (read it and leave it unanswered) it scatters her ego.
5. Never beg for love
6. Never tolerate disrespect
7. Normalize not trying harder when a woman makes you feel unwanted.

muyico:
Congratulations to labonon

Nwaikpe:
You bring in the logs
Expect the w o r m s

Palestinians, fire on.

EgunMogaji2:
How are you Chief?

anonimi:
Do scientists, researchers, healthcare professionals who worked on his cancer treatment also deserve to be thanked

How much of the gifts do you think he has given to further research on cancer treatment?

ednut1:
This man is a conman that should be behind bars

anonimi:
No wonder he has finally found his own double speak twin.


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anonimi:
Under Tinubu, the documentary producer has a medical condition called hallucination.

natedroid:
What he said he is very factual

Falseprofet2:
why is he writing like he was unfairly persecuted.
You took bribes, hid it under you cap and was prosecuted by a competent court.

If not for nothing, I commend Kwankwaso from dissociating with you..Ganduje will of course reach out, he is also a very competent bribe taker, so one thief to another.

Jakarta:
Ijaw girls love sex like Calabar girls. I spent over 2 years in Bayelsa if not for my ability to control my sexual urge, I would have slept with my landlord's wife and his daughter. Sex to those chicks is almost like a handshake.

Brahamimo:
You see winner's chapel, na only God go judge Dem. If I open my mouth to say what I have experienced in that church, you go shock

DaddyJapan:
Posts like yours are a rarity on Nairaland these days.

Does CU's celestial mission not extend to hard-earned retirement benefits, I wonder.



Read more:https://fij.ng/article/covenant-university-sacked-several-staff-without-paying-their-benefits-one-has-now-died

Righteousness2:
Personally, I am not Surprised..

Unstable,
Two-faced,
Proud,
Crafty,
Seared heart,
Dead conscience
A pathological liar,
Neither here nor there,
Whose god is his belly,


These are characteristics and features of a satanic entity or one who denies with the devil.

People as this, no matter what they claim to be are Destined For Destruction, Except they cry out to GOD for Mercy and Repent from their Wickedness..

Mr Reno, there is no more time....
Wake up , Repent and cry out to GOD for Mercy before you Destroy your soul.