Mine was the Motorola C115 blue screen!

princewarri1985:
When i first saw the odds given to chelsea to win this match i laughed why? Because they are underating Lile! Them think say na beans for lile to get this stage of the champions league when alot of big teams crashed out on the way? I see lile wining or drawing this match. If you are a good gambler just go live now and handicaped lile with 2 goals ahead and thats 1.70 odd and you can go to sleep after that if you stake big! AND YOU CAN TAKE THIS TO THE BANK

You be heavy mumu....if e vex you go die!

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Oh dear God!!!
I remember this guy...he came to preach to me in Abuja Hostel back in those days when I was in University of Jos!
May God accept his soul and Grant him eternal rest!
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And who told you that Beyonce and Shakira are beautiful?

donbachi:
How about girlfriends dat are allergic to respect and good treat?how we go do dem?

Send me her phone number...I go treat her Bleep up!

Toto dey sweet!

Treat ur girlfriend wit respect, because we all wanted her n we r even beta than u, bt she chooses u. So hav sense n treat her right.

Please ooo between Professor of Money Heist and Michael Scofield of prison break who is badder?

Backhand thunder slap! LOL!

That moment you're in the bathroom and your phone rings and you hear your wife say "Hello"...

OP, you should have showed us his stupid face so we can bid him farewell to Hell!

This is so touching! May God continue to console the family!

Larryfest:
Haven't you heard of "Ghana must go"

I honestly thought that was a fabricated story!

...am just wondering ooo...with all this deportation news everywhere especially in Ghana. Abeg una don ever hear say Naija deport anybody?

AutoJoshNG:
It has become a common sight on roads in Lagos state.

It is the sight of some commuters standing on the rear bumper of a mobile Danfo.

Clearly, this is a high-risk adventure - perhaps, suicidal.

There is so many inherent danger from such dangerous behaviour. For instance, the bumper might cave in to the weight of the person standing on it. This might lead to the person falling off the mobile Danfo. Things can get worse if there is another vehicle trailing the Danfo closely.

Interestingly, the traffic law enforcers in Lagos state appear to turn blind eyes to this deviant method of commute in the state.

Perhaps, they are waiting till a fatality occurs before adequate measures against the practice are taken.

A bumper is a structure attached to or integrated with the front and rear ends of a motor vehicle, to absorb impact in a minor collision, ideally minimizing repair costs.

The bumper  - front or rear -  was not designed to carry heavy weight.









Source:

https://autojosh.com/why-do-the-law-enforcers-tolerate-this-on-roads-in-lagos-see-photos/

That's because there's no law in this country!

CollinsWeGlobe:
Reports sighted by Mandy News that Bala Haruna, the Bauchi man who fulfilled his vow to spend ten minutes inside a gutter and drink the gutter water should Buhari win the presidential election has reportedly died.

According to multiple reports flying around social media, Bala was rushed to the hospital after complaining about severe abdominal pains and severe stooling of blood for two days.

Bala, after series of tests conducted, was diagnosed with Gastrointestinal bleeding including hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia which was contacted from the gutter water he drank which was contaminated.

He spent several days in the hospital before he gave up the ghost early Tuesday morning.

Source: https://mandynews.com/man-who-swam-and-drank-gutter/

Eyah...it's a sad distin!!!

Teflon7:
Please what does this image mean...my fiancee is always having this image on her whatsapp and wallpaper..

She says it means nothing..

Please can someone help a brother by telling me what this image represents?

Maybe she just gothicaly likes it...coz I too love gothic stuffs!