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They won't do that...because, like other regulatory agencies, they are being heavily bribed to do nothing!

Yes, a Greek gift...but in the interest of the poor masses; so please, #LeaveMataForMattias!

Sometimes, the people benefit when two political bigwigs fight...

Bolade005:
My biggest regret is campaigning and voting for this government. Nothing is working and nobody should try to convince me that something is working.

APC is the biggest scam and this government is the biggest mistake to ever happen to Nigeria after the ineffectual buffoon.

The economy is dying. Everything is expensive. I still queue for hours to get fuel at #87. Indomie pack has gone up by about #300. One spag that used to go for 120 now goes for 170naira. I can't afford to eat goat meat as much as I'd loved to cos cutting cost. Ordinary Caprisonne for my kids no longer sell for #50. Now, some will say is it Buhari's fault and I ask them, is it my fault? Or GEJ's? Don't tell me nonsense.

I can't remember the last time I use my eyes to see light. I spend a large chunk of money to power my generator. It just keep getting worse.

We've been scammed.

Pls God...let it be TA Orji

Smellymouth:
Edible Spices? Shey na the sister company of Edible Catering?



Halo, Halo:: Tiwa, is you there? We haff catch the Edible "mama put" woman

Noo, Noo.. Dont come with Tuface, E fit give am belle.
Come with Korede Bello. You knows that he is ambassador to police


VOTE MIMZY FOR MISS NL 2016

Cant stop lafting....

Mtschwww

Please naaa...e don doooooo! Hiannn!!!


Meanwhile...

Okay...next, please?

All I see...

Paint...

Paint Everywhere...


***goes back to siesta*** Pls wake me up when she shows us pics of herself out of thick make-ups.

Category1:
[size=15pt]the kind ministers wey bubu appoint sef dey give me headaches....
U go see minister of petroleum dey talk about power, u go see minister of power dey talk about road, u go see minister of transportation dey talk about finance..

Which kind dullardinhós full ministers sef? [/size]

Bros u baad ooo

Oxenomy:
You say being honest? After lying to his gullible zombie supporters? ... I've said it before and I will say it again.. Only true federalism will salvage this country.. Forget all this grammar.. We should stop lying and deceiving ourselves!

Meanwhile oil will become worthless by 2030 and Saudi Arabia just announced that their economy will survive without oil as from 2020, that's for those that are planning ahead. The earlier we allow states to go and manage their resources, the better for us. I'm from Ebonyi and I know that we will be alright without oil..

Huh, wetin una go manage with...quarry

I love this...but d money high oo

God is fighting for his people...


I just wish that common men like me no die or injure?

Onyochejohn:
u get natural problem! Who tell u say sombody dey beef her now.

Must you question me

...awon werey!!!

Thaat haaz beeeen diiaarr ™™™™

We’ll write Saraki’s resignation letter if…’

ON APRIL 24, 20162:52 PMIN NEWSCOM

The Nigerians in Diaspora Monitoring Group (NDMG) has offered to help embattled Senate President, Senator Bukola Saraki, who is currently standing trial before the Code of Conduct Tribunal, CCT, over corruption related charges, to write his resignation letter, if he does not know how to go about writing it.

The offer came as it was revealed that over 1000 Nigerians living in London have signed up with NDMG to participate in a walk from No 1 to No 9 Northumberland Avenue London, which houses the Nigerian High Commission in the United Kingdom.

The NDMG revealed they will hold a one hour sit out at the embassy to demand amongst other things the removal of all public officials indicted for corruption using the Senate President’s case as the anchor.

An electronic copy of the speech to be delivered at the sit out, titled “10 Reasons Why Bukola Saraki Must Resign as Senate President within the Next 10 Days,” stated that the position of Senate President has been tainted beyond imagination with the endless scandals around the current holder.

The speech, to be presented by Engr. Onyilo Adeka, said there are many reasons why Saraki must immediately resign as the President of the Senate of Federal Republic of Nigeria:

“His alleged failure to declare his assets or falsifying any declaration he did made is a violation of the Code of Conduct for Public Officers as spelt out in the constitution. A lawbreaker has no business leading the nation’s law making arm.

“Revelations of the Panama Papers about his offshore assets, which were allegedly not declared by the way, are enough reason for Saraki to have done the needful. His co-traveller in the Panama affair and former Icelandic Prime Minister, Sigmundur Davíð Gunnlaugsson, has demonstrated what a man does when he compromises his honour but Saraki failed to understand the concept. In this he may want to peruse the National Assembly records for the names of Evan/Evans Enwerem, Chuba Okadigbo and Adolphus Wabara.

“The truly innocent has nothing to fear in clearing his name before a court but instead of defending himself against the Code of Conduct Tribunal charges,he had engaged on an endless trip of judgement shopping as he approached one court after the other, not to clear himself, but to block his trial from holding. In addition to the many charges against him he has endlessly abused the judicial system. We are now the butt of online jokes that say the only court Saraki has not approached to stop his trial is the Basketball Court.

“The purchase of exotic SUVs for members of the chamber he presides over (in addition to being the Chairman of the National Assembly) is a clear indication of his unremorseful attitude and the disdain in which he holds Nigerians. It is enough proof that corruption and wasteful public expenditure are an integral part of his DNA as a public office holder and the fact that the public outcry prior to the act fell on deaf ears confirms he has no iota of regard for what citizens want.

“Saraki has converted his trial into an avenue for wasting tax payers’ money as the business of the National Assembly is crippled each time he has to appear at the CCT. He has denied mobilising his colleagues to following him to the trial venue in solidarity but what he has not proven is him telling the other Senators to continue with what they were elected and paid to do instead of embarking on their charade.

“It will be prudent that Saraki resigns and faces his trial as an individual while the other lawmakers face their national assignment without distraction.

“On top of the outrage, the charges against him are generating among Nigerians, Saraki upped the insult to Nigerians by attempting to change the goal post when he and his colleagues futilely attempted to amend the laws, the Code of Conduct Bureau Act and Code of Conduct Tribunal Act, under which he was being tried. Even it was an



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/well-write-sarakis-resignation-letter-if/

AyamConfidence:
Okay i've been on this forum for a while now first as a guest, and presently as a member and i have come across monikers.....from strange to hilarious to insultive ones and what have you and i believe there is are reasons behind these unusual monikers....so i'm going to call out some i can recall and y'all should come and please explain why ooo.....we wan know

cc
Smellymouth
unapapadeycraze
madcow1
uselessgoat
STFUareyouGod
Hateu2
MrCork
hungryboy (i guess thats self explanatory)
wristbangle
ThesonofMark
Stupidity
IpopAlomo
LordoftheWeed
Modsenemy
smellyanus
ActofWar
TamedWolf09
Refiner
Swissheart
AngryNigerian (me sef dey vex o)
Prettythicksme

etc...if you know your moniker is trange, abeg just show and come and explain yourself

#peace

Yea, #AngryNigerian...it is self-explanatory naa! Do u kno that i've noticed somethn...

Out of the 18 persons that occupy a bus flagged down by either Police, FRSC, etc 25 are #VeryAngry! Now do u kno how the anomaly occured (i.e. increase in nmba from 18 to 25)? Simple...the bitterness & anger of the 18 original passengers instantly created another 7 persons...who in turn, became bitter & angry!!! That's what you see everyday in Naija...


So, i'm out to harness the innate propensity of the average Nigerian to bcome bitter & angry, & then use it for good ventures (like changing our status quo)...

Comprénde


...and lest you forget, i'm a #Nigerian, & i am #Angry!!!
#Angry for the mess in our National Assembly
#Angry @ the tithe-collecting Pastors
#Angry @ the huge-fee-collectn religious-based univ
...@ the Governors that pocketed the bailout funds
...@ the Presidents (past & present) of this gr8 nation
...@ the youths that are docile & whinning in the face of slavery, nepotism, crass political recklessness, etc

***foaming profusely!!!...breathing hard***

Progressive01:
Wow!! Where did this happen?? Those guys must have had enough of their legislators.

Never supported jungle justice/mob action, but honestly, I think our legislators deserve no less!

Imagine the man to the left defending this obvious criminality claiming he can't use a four years old car. These are care for which the government pays heavy maintenance cost!!

I also criticised the government over making budgetary provisions for items that are reusable over long periods of time, like kitchen utensils. These things shouldn't be done!!

I weep for my motherland.

In Burkina Faso, I think....in no faraway moment, it'll happen! I just laff @ pple dat say "jungle justice isnt 2 good or "nice"

Continue being nice...kwòntinue! Until pepper enter ya eyes! These pple dont understand the word "nice"; if not, why would this have happened...

Hmmmm. .i'm waitn 4 dat day wen dz bottled anger will explode!!!

Some pple here go b like "make i go concentrate for Whizkid page so dat..."

Karishika oooo....leave him alone ooooo! Tufiaaakwa

I'v been looking...but i didn c anything oo! Or r u talkn about "madman" Kanye's jeans ...


If all these ones na fashion, den fashion gbakw'òkhu!!


...& chioma, d day wen i see u inside dis type eh, just from der de go; no need to beg!!! Noinsieeeence

Onyochejohn:
u get natural problem! Who tell u say sombody dey beef her now.

I know naa...u seef even follow de beef amam

Like play, like play...she don turn celebrity ooo...& wat am I doing with this my 17.5inc milk pipe Boyyy, u need to flaunt am now ooo!!!

...& here is what we guys call natural unadulterated beauty


Congratz jooor....no mind beefers; they are jelous!!!!