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Do your worst (sic)...not "do your worse"


A nu m'abia...



Yes, a biala m!


I went to complete a fund transfer from Fani-Kayode

Can one get complete set (minimum 4 house lighting) & upgrade later?

...& you solar products marketers could partner with banks & get more customers to subscribe.

We are virgins, & would wait...

boujaye:
shout sai baba! sai Buhari! again, let me hear you

Bro, its not about Buhari anymore...keep dwelling on irrelevancies! We have abandoned our hopes & future with rogues...yes, rogues!!!

I weep for this country oo

I was looking for a certificate and stumbled on this document, the APC Manifesto...then I sat down to go through it. It is baffling that the people meant to lead & govern us can be so deceitful. Anyway, let me not sound like a wailer (& incur the wrath of the zombies) by saying too much.

Do you think that with all the political hullabaloo in the polity, that APC is still on course? You need to go through the document below if you have a copy...

frakdon:
This..........let me add, she should be able to reciprocate my respect without feeling intimidated....

I feel you bro...but we go talk, talk, talk seetaaaayyy...! I hope some girls are reading all these

...& whether u like it or not, dress sense matter a lot! If a man says he likes you in those skimpy things you call dress, then you might be with a flirt! But girls just stick well to those that accept their inordinate lifestyle but dont see it on time that they are being used! Plus our society is oversexed-up, & it doesnt help matters! Open your legs easily to a guy, then you are in for one hell of a game that you apt to lose!

AccaPack:
For u to ask such question means u want to assess yourself through questionnaire.
I will help u fill one.

One need to get attracted first before falling in love, so I will start from what attracts me.

She must be Tall, as in 1.68- 1.72 and very straight.

She must be naturally beautiful, not all these fake girls that can't go a second without makeup. Chocolate colour would be an added advantage or naturally light skinned.

She must be pious and submissive, not all these advocate of feminism.

She must be academically sound.

She must dress responsibly, not all these open bonnet/ butt wears.
She must be faithful and must not be avaricious.

Bia, my wife-2-b cannot be ur wife-2-b ! Our choices are similar ooo; but i'l love her to have the fear for God & be comported/confident of her choices...above all, she should be cheerful & chirpy!


Yes, so many girls won't see reason in desisting from a "lie-full" life, & they always believe in what they learn from "lost" friends & aquaintances...& so a lot of them end up "un-chooseable" by prospective guys! Its much harder to make choice of a wife these days b/c of the above fact!

May God help our society, Amen

Utchgirl:
D struggle continues !

Survival of d fittest !

Babymamas r now competing 2 be Mrs Chinedu Okoli (Flavour).

Flavour shld hurry up and do d needful biko.

...& the needful would be

Girls and guys, which group are more eager to marry & why?

nitwitfabian:
Dry. Pointless. Dumb.

An #angrynigerian...

nitwitfabian:
So... one weyrey will just ja come your wedding and start clicking without ur inviting him to do so...? I piry your lyf

Go & queue in filling station naa!

nitwitfabian:
Olodo... cameraman nko?

It has tayed since the thing start...so, do you need to remind me

...& by the way, cameraman na invitee

If dem wan veto, mak dem go ahead & do it, & not to b making us to de salivate for political WWEs!

All I kno is that there is more to this Lagos+Calabar rail than our eyes can see

Cutemi:
U for marry ur Shioma on credit na pay later.

Do u kno wat i told Shiòma, huh? Shift jioooor

...& where are these ñyoung girls wey de nairaland de kwòmplain Òna c am! 51 yrs!!!


...& see simple wedding abeg!!!!!!!! Man, wife & pastor! If only Shiòma will agree with what i've been saying...

Sometimes, I wonder if it'll be possible to jail Saraki

U dnt kno wat u r talkn about! You want them to carry out "zygoticide" or what? Which procedure r u talking about if not the one they'l fertilize embryos and test them for their status, then either implant or do the 'test-tube' method?

They are all evil!!!

amtaken:
When a woman is in her 3rd marriage, eg Stephanie Okereke, nobody calls the hubby a wife snatcher but when they see a woman like Caroline Danjuma they call her names for marrying a divorcee.



#SMH.

Kai, face ya front!!!

Why yee be sahy nah the f-peepole first comment full hia, like say dia HML & HWL comot from dia mind true true...

Pls, no mind op...come & buy your fuel for #100/litre

ozoebuka1:
I wonder if we really reason when we talk according to ur post, "life is not all about butt and nudity" then is life all about marriage? she's achieved a fit most women couldn't and u are here telling her to get married as if marriage is her priority... people go celibate for life, there are nuns everywhere and u are here emphasizing on marriage as if it's a big a deal... don't just talk becos odas are talking bro... reason before u do... no hard feelings though.

Association of Nairaland Single Ladies don give you so many likes/shares ooooo

Because they are somewhere kept safe...to be used for the next elections, since it worked for "them" last time

Events are unfolding over the issue of the on-going CCT trial of the incumbent Senate President, Senator Bukola Saraki over allegations of false declaration of assets. The new trend now is the hashtag "#SarakiMustGo" believed to be developed by a group of social media maestros loyal to an APC stalwart and maintained by him.

Recently, the Senate has drawn the battle line with the CCT Chairman by inviting him for questioning over corruption allegations. However, he allegedly refused to appear on the stated date, citing reasons related to his "tight" schedule, as he presides over the ongoing trial of the Senate President, Senator Bukola Saraki.

This latest move is believed to be premised on the belief of the anti-Saraki circles that the social media is very "dependable" source of favourable sentiments, as it is believed that a huge chunk of social media followers assert that Saraki should leave the political spheres and save himself more disgrace.

Moreover, the #PanamaPapers issue in which the Senate President is also allegedly involved has not yet died down. A massive anti-Saraki social media campaign would be very effective this period.

Watch new episodes of the series "The Transporter"...


...on the shelves soon!

Another trial too many that have become a cog in the wheel of the "progressives" - (APC)

yetunsbay:
so coz of dt he shld b left alone

Thank you my brother!!! Na u be correct person jare...



If Saraki hadn't Maradonared APC leaders (Tinubu precisely), would he have been spotted out for this kind of incarceration?


Watch out for my new book: The Parable of the Thief and the Polithiefcian...a comic side of our contemporary society

modath:
This Present NASS is an albatross on the neck of the nation...

*Modified*
Found this on pg 2 & been LOLing real hard!!!



Bros, maka why ?

Don't do this to the valuable funds expended on your education, it is unfair...

But wait 1st ooo, na ya shoe rack (or na shelf?) be ds? Na make i de sure of my eyes ooo ***heart beating so fast***

Nigeria is in her injury time....

See im face...like small pikin shit

More bad news...more to come...!

Chaiiii! See how any anti-Buhari post de sweet people eh!!! I pity anybody wen wan be leader for Naija...

When r we going to start working for the people?