Adverts › Agentify: Find Verified Agents All Over Nigeria. by Anmich(op): 11:40am On Aug 10, 2017 |
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Adverts › Agentify: Find Verified Agents All Over Nigeria. by Anmich(op): 11:33am On Aug 10, 2017 |
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Programming › Programming Tutorials by Anmich(op): 1:57pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Hello guys, take a look at my new blog. I will be posting programming tutorials on Ruby, Java and JavaScript. The blog can be found here - https://polymathwhiz./The tutorials are absolutely free |
Programming › Re: Why Is PHP So.........boring?? by Anmich: 9:11pm On Dec 18, 2016 |
SirWere: So, about a week or so ago; I started learning programming. I started with the basics: HTML; CSS and Javascript.
HTML was bulky at first because I was using normal Windows Notepad. It was not until I learn about HTML editors that Web development became intresting.
HTML became fun, rather than waste time typing tags in full; I just type some words and voilà, it appears!!!
I brushed through HTML feeling fly; and cocky.
Next came CSS. Even better than html because it gives you the chance to experiment with colors, backgrounds, pattern.
It also reduced the stress of creating tables, forms and the like.
All in all; a great language.
Next came Javascript. At first; I got exicted thinking it was JAVA, until I realized (was told actually); that it's not even related. That was a downer.
However, Javascript no be beans oo... Although, it's fairly easy to grab and has amazing capacities; The codes for it are a bit bulky and requires a bit of mental gymnastics to memorize the paths you take.
Javascript opened even more intresting applications...... I finally understood the javascript alert and could build basic arithmetic tables.
I can even write some basic equations.....all in Javascript.
After learning all those, I was happy. After all, I've learn how to create, beautify and perform operations on webpage. I'm set to build webpages, right
Wrong.
Little did I know that the monster called PHP was waiting for me.
From the beginning, it was boring.
From variables, strings, foreach loops, mysql_real_escape_string.........
I would rather watch a 1927 chess match   
So please, programmers in the house, tell me;
Why is PHP so boring
Is it a must I learn it
Are there alternatives
Cuz I feel like peeling my eyes out right now due to boredom.
*sighes*
Any advice, guys?? Try Ruby. Its as sexy as a girl |
NYSC › Re: Corper Musa Bello Launches Distress Call Mobile Application In Minna by Anmich: 11:51pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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NYSC › Re: Corper Musa Bello Launches Distress Call Mobile Application In Minna by Anmich: 11:50pm On Sep 07, 2016 |
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Programming › Re: How To Create A Community Forum. by Anmich: 10:39pm On Sep 01, 2016 |
For android - Java or Kotlin
Your forum development- HTML,CSS,JavaScript (Back end Node.js)/ruby/PHP/Python |
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Programming › Re: ANDROID IDE Java Tutorials Needed by Anmich: 12:07am On Aug 24, 2016 |
Get a book to properly learn android or hit me up on twitter @d_invisible100 I'll put you through. |
Education › Re: Excellent Waec Result by Anmich(op): 11:29am On Aug 09, 2016*. Modified: 6:50pm On Aug 09, 2016 |
cc Fynestboi |
Education › Excellent Waec Result by Anmich(op): 11:28am On Aug 09, 2016 |
This result of a friend's daughter shows you don't need to go to any top or expensive school to be intelligent.
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Romance › Re: A Must See by Anmich(op): 12:49am On Aug 07, 2016 |
Lol |
Romance › A Must See by Anmich(op): 12:48am On Aug 07, 2016 |
Ladies will you marry this kind of man
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Programming › Re: I Am Looking For A Java Developer by Anmich: 12:21pm On Aug 05, 2016 |
stchrischu00: @collinz2
do you know site where i can learn online and download ebooks Try { Search for Head first Java pdf on google and download } catch { Udacity or Codecademy for online tutorials } |
Programming › Re: I Am Looking For A Java Developer by Anmich: 11:48pm On Aug 04, 2016 |
stchrischu00: I am looking for someone that can train me on java and sql .i am willing to pay for it Save your money... Books and documentations are your best bet |
Programming › Re: Introducing Ned(nigeria Emergency Directory) For Android by Anmich(op): 10:08am On Aug 02, 2016 |
Version 1.1 is out... New features included.... Go DOWNLOAD AND SAVE SOMEONE |
Programming › Re: Android Developers In Nairaland, Please I Need Your Help by Anmich: 10:03am On Aug 02, 2016 |
Jayke50: Android and Software developers, I hail oooo. Please I need Andro Studio and Unity 3d Software for my Windows 8 laptop (Most important is Andro Studio). You can send it to my via email. My email is uchejude2015@gmail.com. Thanks in Advance. Go download it... https://developer.android.com/studio/index.html |
Programming › Re: Google Play Payments by Anmich: 12:08am On Aug 01, 2016 |
First Bank |
Programming › Re: Introducing Ned(nigeria Emergency Directory) For Android by Anmich(op): 4:35pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
dhtml18: Give up screenshots please
Seun, please move this thing to FP Done |
Programming › Introducing Ned(nigeria Emergency Directory) For Android by Anmich(op): 8:58am On Jul 27, 2016*. Modified: 1:35pm On Jul 27, 2016 |
NED is a FREE application that allows you to call Emergency Institutions in all states in Nigeria. NED was made to address the situation whereby people(Nigerians and tourist) find themselves in emergency situations and are unable to render help or be helped due to the fact that they don't know the numbers to call in times of need. With NED all you need to do is to click on the Institution to be called and the app pops up the number and then you place the call. It is divided into 2 sections - 1) States View 2) Emergency numbers of the state selected FEATURES: - Modern and Intuitive user interface - Agile - Simple to use - Make emergency calls with a push of a button - Continuous support and updates of numbers And many more features to come. Note: Numbers found on app were gotten from the institutions published numbers and is subject to change. Regards, NED Development Team PS: Please download and share Please download NED, share and give a rating. Thanks https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.maplerad.emergencydirectorycc lalasticlala seun dhtml18
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Programming › Re: JAVA Syntax Correction. by Anmich: 9:13am On Jul 18, 2016 |
Mckayce: Help me Java gurus. Fulaman sonoflucifer dhtml CC: EVERYONE //PLEASE i find it very confusing when learning java and reading already made java programs ...... when reading my java tutorials i see main(String args[]) but when i look at programs i see main(String[] args)..
please which is correct or am i getting something wrong Both of them are correct and that section is where the program starts execution from. There can only be one of that in a java program |
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Programming › Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Anmich: 7:02pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
dhtml18: Jamb question!!!! Gbam!!!!! Lol, next !!!! |
Programming › Re: Where To Start Teaching A Child How To Code by Anmich: 12:11pm On Jul 17, 2016 |
teampregar: Cool.. I am also 17, i learnt programming last year.. but i had the dream to learn programming since i was 14 tho(school no let me).. I knw javascript, php and java . Nice we're together. Started last year but I have somehow managed to be fluent in about a dozen languages |
Programming › Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Anmich: 9:40am On Jul 17, 2016 |
dhtml18: I can see we have very sensible people on this thread. Anyone interested in connecting with me, or assisting Nairaland should connect via Facebook.com/dhtml5
Warning before you add me up on Facebook: I know I am a great programmer and many people will want to add me, and a rough estimate of over 10,000 people have sent me friend requests from the time I joined Facebook. There is a reason my Facebook friends is 548 at the moment and never exceeds 600.
If you are a scammer, just stay off my profile (look for easier targets) - you have been warned. Great programmer ? What makes you great ? |
Programming › Re: I Want To Learn Programming. Which Language Should I Start With? by Anmich: 5:12pm On Jul 15, 2016 |
luben: am a mechanical engineering student which programming language will be best for me C, C++ or MATLAB |
Programming › Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Anmich: 8:10am On Jul 15, 2016 |
The mistake you people make is there is no such thing as "I have Learned A Language". The most important thing is knowing how to use languages to solve your problems. I am not a pro programmer but I have used over 15 languages to solve different tasks and I believe that is the main thing. IMO tho'. |
Programming › Re: I Can Code In 75 Languages!!! by Anmich: 8:03am On Jul 15, 2016 |
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Programming › Re: To The Programmers by Anmich: 1:00am On Jul 14, 2016 |
[quote author=aventura post=46818029]Hello everyone, I address this to the board members of this section.
Now, I'm conversant with the computer basics but will like the take my computer education a step further. I'm currently saddled with a variety of options to choose from but I'd like some advice on the option to choose from or start with, what it entails and the reasons.
The options include; Java Oracle Sol server Web design ccna A+ Network Visual Basic Auto cad Archicad Mos Linux
Programming with C. From there others. |
Programming › Re: To The Programmers by Anmich: 12:59am On Jul 14, 2016 |
aventura: Hello everyone, I address this to the board members of this section.
Now, I'm conversant with the computer basics but will like the take my computer education a step further. I'm currently saddled with a variety of options to choose from but I'd like some advice on the option to choose from or start with, what it entails and the reasons.
The options include; Java Oracle Sol server Web design ccna A+ Network Visual Basic Auto cad Archicad Mos Linux
Your feedback is highly needed. Thanks Programming with C. From there others. |
Programming › Re: Best Way To Detect An Hybrid App ? by Anmich: 12:58am On Jul 14, 2016 |
Performance |