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kastroud:
please oooo do not use wole Soyinka name to lie. everyone here knows he was a staunch buhari supporter

Am i d one that wrote d quote or didn't u c signature

EpicMaurice:
as long as it fit you in my mind, it'll fit you for real

Noway maurice

naturalwaves:
Hi. My phone was stolen hence the reason I have been off.

Ehya.. So sori

Hw has failed Nigerians. N where's Mr lier mohammadu he should come n defend d dullard

EpicMaurice:
i paid attention very well during construction classes in secondary school.

Once i saw your dp, it wasnt hard for me to calculate the approx. size. Then i construsted and sketched it on paper and took the paper to the boutique and bought the size.



And it fit u in my mind so i know it'll fit u for real.

Epicmaurice u dunno my size cos that sketch u're constructing won't work ok

EpicMaurice:
dont worry about the bikini.
I just bought one i can swear is your size.

All you have to do is wear it

haaaa... Hw do u know my size na

emorse:
Left = lie;
middle = wisdom;
right = truth.

Wrong

EpicMaurice:
na just 1hr30mins remain 4 me to win dis game and u just spoilt everything. Nawa for you oh.


Infact i demand u wear that bikini now

N who tell u sey u go win for this game
Bikini ke, d tin travel ooo

EpicMaurice:
i dont have a nawty mind, i have a sexy imagination

Epicmaurice a bahdest guy

Pavore9:
The owner knew the property was going down and played a fast one on the bakery owner! The bakery owner should have all who are connected to the rental of the property arrested as they are fraudsters.

I think d tenant need to meet d owner for him to refund his money back cos 5m is not 5k

Smellymouth:
"..You see there's a point in the conversation that I cannot have for legal reasons, but there was an alliance that was broken and Basketmouth took the other side or it appeared to me that he did, and he never gave me a call. This is my guy, he never gave me a call to say why did you do this or why did you not do this and I felt slightly slighted..." revealed Freeze.

Smellymouth y r u shutting d guy up, allow him to express his feelings joor

EpicMaurice:
bia there are things you dont joke with.
How can you say its a mistake. Do you know how where my imagination don reach.
Do you know the preparations i have made.


You must wear that bikini oh

Haaa do u want my mummy to cane me
Nawty mind

herzern:
Buhari....why??...

I can't download the music due to insufficient data.... ....

buy one na or ask buharia to borrow u small so d@ u can download d music mbok

Cos she has money thats y 61 priest came to d burial n beside they wont go empty handed. Wat about d poor man out there, can 10 priest come to his burial? I guess No. I tire for naija

[quote author=bolt000 post=49062799][/quote]Haaaaaa na mistake oooo

bolt000:
Who told you to accept wearing bikini.. you too imagine the combo na; that your fine face, chest, probably round waist, join with bikini. is that not commotion?

Haaa me i no accept oo ask piperson na he go tell u kwa

D pastor is broke so he need money Asap

bolt000:
Dont worry, i know what to do.. i'll comment every 5mins before your 6hrs countdown, thankfully nairaland adds time tags to comments. annnikky iyaf give man pikin work o!

Wat i do na bolt000 ?

Three goddesses were sitting in an old
Indian temple. Their names were Truth
(always telling the truth), Lie (always lying)
and Wisdom (sometimes lying). A visitor
asked the one on the left: "Who is sitting
next to you?"
"Truth," she answered.
Then he asked the one in the middle: "Who
are you?"
"Wisdom."
Lastly, he asked the one on the right: "Who
is your neighbor?"
"Lie," she replied.
And then it became clear who is who.

There are people and strange monkeys on
this island, and you can not tell who is who.
They speak either only the truth or only lies.
Who are the following two guys?
A: B is a lying monkey. I am human.
B: A is telling the truth.

emorse:
I think you've got it all mixed up? The answer to the first part of the question is Thursday. The second part is Monday.

PS: I DON MISSSSS!!!! Busy busy day today.

D first is wrong while d sec is right

[quote author=AMKAG66 post=49053022][/quote]

KingEbukasBlog:
Monday

Yeah correct

KingEbukasBlog:
The Lion said that on Thursday - the day he says the truth - and the unicorn lied .

Wrong try again

Lion said: Yesterday I was lying and two
days after tomorrow I will be lying again.
Which day did he say that?

Alice came across a lion and a unicorn in a
forest of forgetfulness. Those two are
strange beings. The lion lies every Monday,
Tuesday and Wednesday and the other days
he speaks the truth. The unicorn lies on
Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays, however
the other days of the week he speaks the
truth.
Lion: Yesterday I was lying.
Unicorn: So was I.
Which day did they say that?

4kings:
The Silver box.

Yeah correct

EpicMaurice:
its nt mine so dnt bother checking it

Hmmmmm..