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Lucaz:
who told you that??

I don't

Na wah ooo so u guyz r now running from virgins e be as e get oo

oluwalewis:
Talk to Annnikky for me that she shouldn't walk away cos we are in the midst of flexing,please baby,dont go yet,i'm been childish,where's my boo,i'll behave,cuddle me softly n put this unendin luv in my heart

Hahahahhahahah

Like d@

MBush:
You sabi me na... if you don't know how to do, forget it...

lol... I no need explain to you...

Ok

oluwalewis:
Eba mi sofun Annnikky komayi lo ooo nitori pe faaji tele lawa x 2,
Baby jowo komayi lo ooo,omode semi,baby mi da aaa,mo ma behave,joo gbemisaya,kowa fife tutu sokan mi ooo.

Lol...

Buh I dnt undastnd yoruba na so interpret ur song

Lucaz:
its cool, just brace up for ban


Hope you having a wonderful weekend?

HHahhahahahah... Banning ke na them go tire ooo

Yes ooo n u?

U just dey change moniker anyhw

Lucaz:
ishilove posted same thing, few day back

quote
I didn't know d@ she has posted such b4

A young lady has cried out as to how her boyfriend
behave during sex. In a mail sent to to relationship
expert, Joro Olumofin, the young woman revealed that
her boyfriend gets violent whenever he cums during
sex. He strangles her and stops only when he is back to
normal. Read the mail as sent in:

”Hi Joro, love your work…

”Please I need help for my boyfriend. He loves me. I know he loves me truly. I love him too. But when we’re having sex something scary happens. When he’s about to cum he gets violent and starts trying to strangle me and after he cums he stops and start apologizing. He says he can’t control it. Even when he masturbates he said he feels like beating someone. Before I used to like it beacuse it was kind of kinky and all. But 2 months ago, he did it and I passed out. I was on medical drip for a day. He is helpless. I love him Joro. I’m light skinned so I have several scars and stretch marks on my neck now. Please can you help us? Can you meet with us? I love him and I am going to stand by him. You can also share. Please advise us.”


What will you advise her to do?

emorse:
I no wan hear stories o. Just so quick before fly enter my mouth.

Nooooo d mouth dey too big joor

MBush:
Me no like virgin ooo...

.
Y na, u must have a reason cos ur fellow guyz like them virgin

This is a story about three people (A, B a C)
crossing a desert. A hated C and decided to
kill him - he poisoned the water in his sack
(only C had water). B also wanted to kill C
(not knowing that the water of C had been
already poisoned) and so B made a hole
into the sack of C and the water spilt out. A
few days later C died of thirst.
Who was the murderer - A or B?

emorse:
Oya show me the difference. Don't even bother sef, just give me my thing sharp sharp

U didn't get all joor

Dicelson:
. Correct! In fact, you made a good point.

Tnx

oluwalewis:
All talk n no action makes lewis a dull dude.

No p ayam coming ryt away

MBush:
Hahahaha... if all of them na virgin, who go epp our ministry??

Una want them Virgin na

Y is it always d females folks wen they talk about virginity n wat happen to d male folks, can they be virgins as well ..... Mitcheeeeeew

100% of male in this naija r not virgin, tru or false

femi4:
In real life condition: The bolded trips are suicidal. The cannibal will eat the missionary

Also, your trip 3 will be invalid. That is "2 cannibals there" since you stated that there would be tragedy if there are more cannibals than missionaries
together. Remember the boat can only take two people.

Finally, I think the right tragic life situation should be: A missionary and a cannibal cannot be together

Watch this then




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9NEWxabGmg

Finally am d winner

femi4:
In real life condition: The bolded trips are suicidal. The cannibal will eat the missionary

Also, your trip 3 will be invalid. That is "2 cannibals there" since you stated that there would be tragedy if there are more cannibals than missionaries
together. Remember the boat can only take two people.

Finally, I think the right tragic life situation should be: A missionary and a cannibal cannot be together

Visualisation will help understand the solution:

At the beginning

CCC MMM [boat empty] [other coast empty]

"1 cannibal and 1 missionary there, missionary back"

CC MM......[CM]-> ......

CC MM ...... <-[M] ...... C

CC MMM ...... [] ...... C

"2 cannibals there, 1 cannibal back"

MMM ...... [CC]-> ...... C

MMM ...... <-[C] ...... CC

C MMM ...... [] ...... CC


"2 missionaries there, 1 missionary and 1 cannibal
back"

C M ...... [MM]-> ...... CC

C M ...... <-[MC] ...... C M

CC MM ...... [] ...... C M

"2 missionaries there, 1 cannibal back"

CC ...... [MM]-> ...... C M

CC ...... <-[C] ...... MMM

CCC ...... [] ...... MMM

"This one cannibal takes the remaining cannibals to
the other side"

C ...... [CC]-> ...... MMM

C ...... <-[C] ...... C MMM

...... [CC]-> ...... C MMM

D sol.


1 cannibal and 1 missionary there, missionary
back. 2 cannibals there, 1 cannibal back. 2
missionaries there, 1 missionary and 1
cannibal back. 2 missionaries there, 1
cannibal back. This one cannibal takes the
remaining cannibals to the other side.


So check this out

emorse:
Oya post. But if its the same ehn, I won't take ordinary peck as reward o. Na French kiss I go collect.

Ok ooo

emorse:
Why na? There's no time when the cannibals are more than the missionaries. And they all crossed.

Lemme post d sol. R u ok with that

emorse:
Let's assume they are crossing from A to B; C = cannibals and M = missionaries.

At the beginning,
A=(3C & 3M). B=(NOBODY)

1. Two cannibals cross to B, one returns.
A=(3M & 1C) ------> 2C -------> B=(2C)
A=(3M & 2C) <------ 1C <------- B=(1C)

2. He picks the last cannibal and returns the boat to A.
A=(3M). ------->2C------->B=(3C)
A=(3M & 1C) <-----1C<----- B=(2C)

2. Two missionaries cross to B, one missionary and one cannibal return to A.
A=(1M & 1C) -----> 2M. ----->B=(2C & 2M)
A=(2M & 2C) <-----1M &1C<-----B=(1C & 1M)

3. Two missionaries cross to B and the only cannibal there present returns with the boat to pick his cannibal friends one after the other.
A=(2C) ----->2M-----> B=(1C & 3M)
A=(3C) <-----1C<----- B=(3M)

A=(1C) ----->2C-----> B=(2C & 3M)
A=(2C) <-----1C<----- B=(1C & 3M)

A=(NOBODY) ----->2C-----> B=(3C & 3M)!!!!

PS: The items between each pair of arrows shows the movement of Cs and Ms while the items in brackets shows the number of Cs and Ms at either side of the river after each movement.

PSS: You know what to do baby

U tried buh not correct yet

femi4:
First trip: Two cannibals will go

Second Trip: One of the cannibals return the boat

Third Trip: - Two cannibals will go

Forth Trip: One of the cannibas comes back.

Fifth Trip: Two missionaries leaves

Sixth Trip: One cannibal and one missionary return the boat.

Seventh Trip - The last 2 missionaries cross,

Eighth Trip: One cannibal return the boat

Nineth trip: Two cannibals crosses over and

Tenth trip: One of them return for the last trip

Finally, the last two cannibals crosses over

Femi4 u tried buh u didn't get it correct this time

Three missionaries and three cannibals
want to get to the other side of a river.
There is a small boat, which can fit only
two. To prevent a tragedy, there can never
be more cannibals than missionaries
together.

naijamakossa:
LOLs u pple are confusin me

Who r d ppl na

naijamakossa:
are u annniky

Naijamakossa y u dey call me ?

McBrooklyn:
Not too fine , what about you??

Y na

adedayoadedeji:
see as this annnikky dey finger two boys brain o. This babe sha.

welldone

Guy wetin I do u na

naijamakossa:
I'm waiting for u to be prepare naaa
abi na only me go snap pre wedding

JESUSBOIY:

Yes na

Omotall:
All of una no see as mcbrooklyn dey declare him lov for annniky now,don't be supprise to see there pre wedding pics for dis nairaland,ride on ma nigga mcbrooklyn,ur head dey dere jhoor

Amebo omotall

JESUSBOIY:
i can make your life better

U want make I dye of hrtbreak