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oluwalewis:
Its me of course and i am sure u knw wah d judgement is gonna sound like

metallisc:
so na this kind thing you for do me like say we begin nack each other and i come talk say i no do again because your kpomo no sweet me again! chaiii

3mmyz:
mmmm... its right for security purpose and a lie also ! as long as there's no clue...just hide the birthdate (making it private)

Hmmmm.. Ok tnx

Wat if d prsn put 03/10/1900 is it also wrong op ?

mhiz:
Lol, I really need to know How come you're awake by this time

Dnt wori I'll do d findings n get back to u my dear not feeling sleepy yet so I decided to pass tym here n wat about u

mhiz:
Hmmm, I need to know how the heads of those nails passed through his d!ck sha

Maybe we'll ask d lady hw she manage to insert all that in there

mhiz:
How did she manage to stick those nails in.... Check the spacing...9 nails... I donbilivit.

Wen someone want to do ba there's always away for it d devil will give him/her too options to achieve his purpose/aim

crotonite:
na joke I dey joke ooo

I fear oo buh I no run sha

crotonite:
Thank God i'm gay...

According to a shocking story and photo posted on
Reddit which has already gone viral online and on social
media, a man passed out and his estranged angry
girlfriend who felt he had cheated and dumped her,
reportedly shoved nine screws inside his urethra.

According to a Reddit poster, the man had broken up
with the girl after she accused him of cheating. In
retaliation she got him drunk and when he passed out,
she inserted the screws one after the other inside his
urethra.

“A man was rushed to the hospital – with nine screws
inside his urethra. Police claim that the man’s estranged
girlfriend is responsible for “putting the screws” to her ex.

“Online reports say that the man broke up with his GF, who he had been seeing for three years – and she was upset. So she got him drunk, and when he passed out she inserted the screws one after the other inside his urethra.”

See the graphic photo below;


www.naijaonpoint.com/nigerian-news/shocker-dumped-girlfriend-inserts-dozens-of-screws-inside-boyfriends-pnis-after-getting-him-drunk-graphic-photo.html

As illustrated in the image below, a boy is fighting
for his life.

This is definitely the worst possible scenario for
the boy as there are multiple life threats at the
same time

Threat-1: If the boy moves toward the right a
snake is ready to bite and put his life to end

Threat-2: A hungry Lion is roaring and waiting for
the boy to drop and be his dinner.

Threat-3: The two crocodile in the river waiting for
the chopped branch to break so that boy can fall in
the water.

Choose an escape plan for the boy?

femi4:
There is a detector at the back of the blouse of the lady sitting

Yh correct

gentlegenius:
It's not as easy as you think.
Those people see other churches as nonentities and those who don't belong to them are unbelievers. So most of their ladies will prefer to remain single for life instead of marrying a non-witness and following him to his church. The worst they can do is to remain a witness after getting married to a non-witness.

Then they're on their own cos most guyz in naija can't relinquish their Christian life cos of a JW geh instead they'll get that love somewhere else

Their men can marry from other churches buh their women can't n thats cheating on their own part n d women being d mugu that they're bide to that silly doctrine

royalvalentine19:
for how much?

A hug?<virtual hug>
I am aint cheap you know'

Really ?

Get d Q first then we'll do something about that.

royalvalentine19:
ta..!

It seems you are high abi.. Tell me no one will .hear about it

Nuffing

Solve d pzzle joor

gentlegenius:
Bros... The earlier you run away, the better for you. That Jehovah's Witness is like a cult to them. A girl once told me that she loves me but she can't marry me if I don't 'belong'.

Convert her to ur own church then