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I don die

*grab mic from wkkwl* this is a counter thread of >> https://www.nairaland.com/2793093/ladies-what-turn-turn-offs >> so guys over to you ...


as for me
Turn on
1. Smart
2.dark skin
3.5ft (no be only girls dey select hight)
4.must have Bobby
5.flat tummy
Turn off
1. Big stomach (Michelle)
2.fair girls
3.short girls with yam legs
4.girls without eye brows
5.flat ass girls

*drops mic*

EroticAngelina:
Turn ons: Sexy voice, Muscular body, Humor, Cleanliness, Sexy eyes, He must be romantic etc

turn offs: bad breath, Dirtiness, Pride, Egoistical, arrogance, dull and boring, Greediness, etc

go get clay and make him ur sef

viviangist:
.. Vivian Gist

wetin dey worry this gbefe? Viviangist my ass

Fúçkïñg lesbian,u are using female carrot and cucumbers to destroy ur well and u dey deceive the slowpoke say no sex before marriage.hope you don't ask him for money lazy ass biţçh

Shebarh:
iranu

abachaaa

La click la coconut fall la head

Eluwilussit:
You can dance again. Great win. Not top of the table but on top of ManU, City, Tot, Chelsea and, anyone remain? Emm, looserpool!

oya spot ur club

I noticed since Linda ikeji buy house this geh begin dey force her self to be popular...

dason4life:
I agreed to the fact that the Lion should have been "Tanquilized" instead of it been killed.
But they don't have a tranquilizer and the lion is on the lose.
Who knows how many people the lion would have killed before the tranquilizer arrives?

Does of you insulting them for posing with a dead lion, don't forget that they were the ones who killed it.
How many of you would have posed even with a caged lion in the zoo?

Nairalanders Can Bash . . . .

this is what nairalanders are

prettythicksme:
See wetin he dey follow me talk naw,is he crazy or wat?seriously i dont take tinz serious here but i hate wat he said!!

tah comot here don't you shave ur toťo kpekus international

Jowonloju:
Na only ibo people your pen can draw? Anyway good talent. lets see Hausa, Yoruba....

chai chai chai wetin dey worry some people sef

op forgive him but don't get close to him so he won't poison u

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Just like your ugly self

Fu€k off![/color]

shey u want promote this useless thread if u quote me thunder go fire ur dick

Dummies it's clock

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Fu€K off!

You annoying lunatic![/color]

u must be having gender identity crisis...gay motherfûçkër

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]yes, I was talking about my useless mad mother.

she's Ret@rd![/color]

why do you hate your mom these much?

ayolight:
Ogunruku Mercy Itunu.
UBA
2056071186
Tnk u for ur concerns.

please help her ..

I need the one for rat and arm robbers

jlinkd78:
The same empty boasts ur colleagues in d East mouthed including Okorocha of Imo State and d Owerri invasion became d loudest. Threats like this only spur d Biafran agitators, who have overcome d psychological intimidation of d gun, to hit d zoo harder. I ll bookmark this page and comment further after d Lagos invasion cos it must come and d south 'waste' n d rest of d zoo will believe us when we give advance info about our itinerary of evangelization. Mass movement is different from politically arranged demonstrations and am sure d Army will rather provide d Biafrans security on that day provided d protests remains peaceful and d participants unarmed. Democracy is beautiful cos of cases like this and d world is watching. FYI dia will be massive Pro- Biafra protest in Abuja (d capital of d zoo proper not just d court environ) on Monday Dec 1 and 'occupy' Lagos dia after. We are ready for d lagoon now. Another bait dat will work in favour of d Biafrans is any street counter reaction from d Lagos area boys same way Nnamdi Kalu arrest n incarceration has helped d struggle. Oba Akiolu be ready but ensure ur Ababoku is on same page with u cos d lagoons in Lagos are on d side of freedom from Nigeria.

hope you go lead the protest? No be to sit down with your box iron shaped head for house dey beat chest like baboon

My native name is kpekus international...importer and exporter of fresh kpekus

Copy and paste....no be only vegina

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Okay guys, I walked into an automobile store to purchase engine oil for my car and this walked in and was staring at me. When I bought and walked out he ran outside and was staring until I drove off.

He was very muscular, why do you think he was staring?[/color]

it's because of your body odor....bastard

Him don big pass all this na

If na northerner Dem go make am monopoly over other competitors...example dangote

odinese:
Whatsapp sucks so bad...

Xvideos is better..

Don't care what y'all think thou. ..


Yo! Helps guys I can't download pòrn from xvideos and xnxx anymore with my UC browser
Anyone having the same problem

no I just downloaded one now and