₦airaland Forum

AntiWailer:
Go and make.plenty money. They will rush u

whateverkay:
Same thing Ipob and Nnamdi kanu said concerning the Nigerian military until the python danced them into oblivion. The Niger delta avengers are selfish saboteurs who doesn't represent the interest of the Niger delta people. The only language such groups understand is brute force and i commend the federal government for deployment of troops to the region. The only way to defeat those non entities is by militarization of the Niger delta. No individual or group can take on the federal government. They will be wiped out like IPOB and other enemies of the state. No reasonable country negotiates with terrorists and i commend president Buhari for using force instead of dialogue. Every Nigerian own the oil in the Niger delta. Enough is enough

Gofwane:
All this ghost readers that are just viewing without commenting

Anyways, i have my very tight friends that have been encouraging me to carry on.

The next update is dedicated to you all : Joislim, Johnsyn, pu7pl3, mikefem58, IamHeWrites, Oyindidi, Augustap, khia, danelo and the rest too numerous to mention. Nice one bro...continue please






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Evaberry:
lol

why is this bro speaking lies

irrespective of whether or not u r a runs girl or good girl you will still end up with someone if you are meant to.


Im aware of so many runs girls that ended up with nice guys and so many good girls that are still attending shiloh.

sinceraconcept:
you should say you would rush her. stop thinking all men are like you. is she Beyonce or Kim K?

yanshDoctor:
that's not the same girl and i can prove it

fellowman:
let's take Rochas for example, he was in APGA and later he changed to APC what would he had done differently if he was still in APGA. it's the same thing. did he change to APC because the majority of people who voted for him were APC? No. he did that for himself not for the people.

[b]the ideology does not change, the wasteful spending doesn't change, they are the same people,

but come November 18th We the people will shock them on that day.

owensking:
Similar experience...

I had just moved out of my parents house and was sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent(abi na odour?) barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would occassionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in the room or mix the weed with beans or spagehtti.
Being a very curious person i always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so i decided to find out for myself(wrong move)

It was a very hot day in february, a saturday i think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so i decided to go and get mine. I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get muged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one i concluded that he must be the seller so i approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: i dey
Me: i wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, i didn't know that. I thought it was something very large.
I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, i was suprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't beleive weed was that cheap.

On my way home, i decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because i thought that it will be better that way(another wrong move). Long story short, i cooked beans and added the whole weed, ate it and called my friend, i told him ogbeni i just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, i don chop am oo. My friend was like ehen you be strong man oo
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, i woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor i was banging my head on the floor, and i couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud. After a few minutes of head banging, i was able to get up from the floor,
I felt as if i had just gained access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously, it was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel the blood flowing in my veins(you have to experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it) i felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like i was in an oven suddenly a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo aso e joor (off your clothes) i obeyed. The voice came again oya sa re(now run) that was when i realised that the weed had taken effect so i decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot i ran out of the bathroom.

I called my friend to see if he could help me make sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed i took and i told him i used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up if you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo go chemist make you go explain yourself.
By this time things had escalated, i had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard i scratched and i was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch. I ran to my neighbour champion and told him champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest) ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo(if you don't punch me i will die oo) he hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quatters.

The voice in my head came again iwo na o de gba ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni(why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) i punched and punched but there was no difference.
The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder. Then came the voice again oya ma sare lo(start running) so i started running but on getting outside in the sun, i felt so cold i was shivering but that didn't stop me from running(i would have given husain bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realised i was bare footed, i told him i had a severe headache i needed something to make me sleep immediately, he gave me the drug and i chewed it right there in his presence, next i asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realised something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldnt let me, so i ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on? I told her jackie chan ti gba bata lowo mi (jackie chan collected my shoes) i was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied something around my elbow and injected me directly in the vein. I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or 2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or tea.

I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me e be like say your head no carry am but e go better make you try am once more so you go dey use to it. The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son in the bible I went back home to my parents. It's been a few years since that experience but the lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of friends have since changed.

Fear weed!

sarrki:
Its saddening

Politics aside if you have been to the North east before

You will appreciate the pmb lead adminstration

Over 2million orphans , widows, widower and uncountable amputee

I can say boldly that it has been reduced drastically

zenmaster:
cc omenka, omenkalives, oladeebo, alcatraz005, danladi7

Oblongata:
If Queen Elizabeth do mistake carry ship come tincan island say dem want carry us as slaves ehn...

Even bubu go use leg run from aso rock...
Queue go long ehn
Some people go padlock their mouth sef to show say dem be correct slaves

You go hear 'nna men, my grandfather na chief slave in 1904, it is in our blood'

Some people go carry bed come...

sarrki:
Never

God forbid bad thing

Affliction shall not an rise for the second time

Spylord48:
Wow so amazing.Cant wait to rent an apartment there.

Asianguy:
But the guy is not looking badbad
If wizkid wears aboki chain will you mock him?

hopyroll:
Just imaging say I carry totteham win both halves or win and over2 or win and

hopyroll:
Guy! Guy!! Guy!!!
How many times I call you
Abeg, don't lemme swear for you ooo
I dey para as I dey so
Cause if Madrid cut my ticket again tonight, first thing tomorrow morning I don Land for Spain