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Travel / Re: Mention The Funniest Bus-stops You've Ever Heard by Anoruo(m): 11:40pm On Jan 05, 2016
MissSlimbody:
Banana bus stop grin Dustbin cheesy Iya aje shockedshocked Iya tuwo
busstop bus-stop
Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Don Jazzy Makeup...Take A Pic Together by Anoruo(m): 10:03pm On Jan 03, 2016
who cares?

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NYSC / Re: Is She The Tallest Female Copper In Nigeria? by Anoruo(m): 4:17pm On Dec 31, 2015
i expect this op to tell us how many feet tall she is.

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Celebrities / Re: M.I And Omotoyosi Amuludun, The ''Tallest'' Man by Anoruo(m): 1:38pm On Dec 18, 2015
short black boy
Properties / Re: Lekki SPAR On Fire, Casualties Unknown - Photos by Anoruo(m): 2:08pm On Dec 16, 2015
omg!
Crime / Re: Policemen Beat Up, Rupture Churchgoer’s Intestine (pictured) by Anoruo(m): 12:04pm On Dec 16, 2015
police
Crime / Man Buys N13m Goods With Fake Bank Alerts! (picture) by Anoruo(m): 10:09am On Dec 08, 2015
Detectives attached to the Special Anti-Robbery Squad (SARS), Ikeja, Lagos have arrested a man who specialised in defrauding unsuspecting Nigerians, using fake bank alerts.
The suspect, simply identified as Asomba, 35, was described by police as “a notorious criminal”.
According to police, Asomba jumped bail two years ago without a trace before he was arrested again on November 30.
Police said that in 2013, he defrauded a victim of millions of naira, using fake alert.
He was charged to Agbo-Malu Magistrates’ Court 3, Apapa Road.
He was granted bail with three sureties, but jumped bail.
He was arrested again in November after he defrauded one Moses Adebayo of N9 million and another trader at Okokomaiko of N4 million through similar way.
Asomba was said to have gone to the warehouse of one Adebayo at Alaba International Market.
Adebayo is a major distributor of Nigerchin Development Company’s products.
The suspect placed an order for cables worth N9.5 million and later sent a fraudulent bank alert to Adebayo, making the trader to believe that his account had been credited.
A police source said: “After loading the goods into the truck he brought, the suspect did not pay. He said he was in a hurry and left.
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“Before the close of that day, the victim received alert of N9.5 million from his bank, United Bank for Africa (UBA) and confirmed payment. The suspect soon called the owner of the goods, asking if he had been alerted.”
It was only after Adebayo received the alert, that he allowed the truck to leave the company’s premises.
The grateful trader gave the suspect’s supposed workers N50,000 for transport expenses, with an appeal that they should continue to patronise his company.
The police source added: “The matter took a different dimension when trader went to the bank a few days later to verify the money paid into his account by his customer. He was told that no money was paid. The bank said it was called ‘magic alert.’
“The matter was reported at SARS. While the detectives were hunting for him, the suspect went to the warehouse of another trader at Okokomaiko to buy iron worth N4 million. He also paid them via internet banking, using fake bank alert.”
He was later arrested through his girlfriend living at Egbeda area of Lagos. Asomba confessed to the crime, promising to pay the money.
When contacted, the state Police Public Relations Officer (PPRO), DSP Joe Offor, said the suspect would be charged to court soon. He warned businessmen to be wary of people they transact business with.

Source : https://www.today.ng/news/national/48833/man-buys-n13m-goods-with-fake-bank-alerts?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

Jokes Etc / Re: Photo: How We Bathe During Harmattan by Anoruo(m): 3:37pm On Dec 07, 2015
oldstyle
Politics / Re: Despite Police Warning, Bayelsans Storm Streets To Protest Election Results by Anoruo(m): 3:30pm On Dec 07, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Stunning New Photos Of Ibidun Ighodalo by Anoruo(m): 3:29pm On Dec 07, 2015
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Crime / Re: Police Uncover 23 Baby Factories, Rescue Six Babies In Delta(pictured) by Anoruo(m): 9:32am On Dec 06, 2015
donholy28:
23 baby factories and only six babies recovered?

They made sales . production I guess is pretty slow.
Literature / Re: "I Love Macmillian Books" by Anoruo(m): 9:55pm On Nov 28, 2015
How did u guys forget.
Lorry driver lorry driver
Will you take me for a ride?
Yes I will take you little man.
Hop on the step and jump inside.
Lorry driver lorry drive.

Minewhile, Edet lives in calabar Google search brought me here.

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Religion / Re: Church Where You Can Check If Your Name Is In Heaven Or Hell With Just N20,000 by Anoruo(m): 12:05pm On Nov 25, 2015
i cant fit laugh
Jokes Etc / (screenshot) How Many Thunders Will U Subscribe For? by Anoruo(m): 7:29pm On Nov 10, 2015
this is super hilarious. grin

Jobs/Vacancies / Director Of Programs And Operations by Anoruo(m): 9:47am On Nov 02, 2015
Job Description



Responsible for the development of strategies related to core and new programs, as well as management of volunteers.
Work with Executive Director to define and implement funding strategies for JAN programs
Responsible for preparing a detailed budget for each program and tracking adherence to budget for all programs.
Responsible for preparing quarterly progress reports on programs & budget for the programs Committee of the JAN Board.
Responsible for developing and implementing an analytic and reporting framework for program performance monitoring
Monitor, control and report progress in execution of implementation of initiatives to the Executive Director
Implement project management standards and tools for all JAN programs
Identify risks / issues to implementation of programs, resolve or escalate to Executive Director
Monitor financial, administrative and human resource implications of implementation of programs and report to Executive Director
Drive the development of stronger relationships with stakeholders involved in programs
Champion the JAN brand and ensure program communications, events, and partnerships align with the overall brand strategy
Provide clarity to direct reports and team members; ensure quality in carrying out /directing work efforts
Deputise for the Executive Director as and when required


JOB TITLE JOB OBJECTIVE(S) Director of Programs

To ensure successful implementation JAN programs in a sustainable manner and with demonstrable social impact.
Reporting Relationship Experiences To:

Executive Director
Programs Committee of the JAN Board


Supervises:

Programs Coordinator and Managers
Bachelor’s degree from a reputable university
Professional certification in Project Management (such as PMP or Prince 2) or a Master’s degree in Business Administration, Economics, International Relations, or Public Administration, will be an added advantage
Experience working in or volunteering for a non-profit organization
Minimum of 2 years of management experience within a company or an NGO
Experience in full lifecycle of project management – initiation, planning, execution and closure


RESPONSIBILITIES

Responsible for the development of strategies related to core and new programs, as well as management of volunteers.
Work with Executive Director to define and implement funding strategies for JAN programs Responsible for preparing a detailed budget for each program and tracking adherence to budget for all programs.
Responsible for preparing quarterly progress reports on programs & budget for the • Programs Committee of the JAN Board.
Responsible for developing and implementing an analytic and reporting framework for program performance monitoring
Monitor, control and report progress in execution of implementation of initiatives to the Executive Director
Implement project management standards and tools for all JAN programs
Identify risks / issues to implementation of programs, resolve or escalate to Executive Director
Monitor financial, administrative and human resource implications of implementation of programs and report to Executive Director
Drive the development of stronger relationships with stakeholders involved in programs
Champion the JAN brand and ensure program communications, events, and partnerships align with the overall brand strategy
Provide clarity to direct reports and team members; ensure quality in carrying out / directing work efforts
Deputise for the Executive Director as and when required.
Develop a revised program strategy for JAN and update current portfolio of programs based on review of existing programs
Implement an annual appraisal process for JAN programs by the end of Q2 2016
Design and implement an impact reporting framework for JAN programs by the end of Q2 2016
Implement new content in JAN programs incorporating Ethics and Environmental issues in Q3 2016
Develop and maintain JAN Online Club for top JAN students and create new online programs for them by end of Q3 2016
Implement two new channels for delivery of JAN programs, leveraging ICT
Expand reach within and outside Lagos to reach 100,000 new students in 2016 and 2017 (total of 200,000 new students)
Achieve 25% growth and 80% retention in volunteers in 2016 and 2017


COMPETENCE REQUIREMENTS

Core Skills

Project Planning and Management
Enterprise performance management
Presentation and facilitation skills
Solid proficiency in Microsoft Office tools
Soft Skills
Good oral and written communication skills
Good organizing and planning skills
Good interpersonal skill
Team player
Strong analytical skills
Demonstrable passion for development work, particularly in Nigerian development
Apply for this Job

click to apply: https://janigeria.bamboohr.com/jobs/view.php?id=6
Jobs/Vacancies / Vacancies For Various Positions. by Anoruo(m): 11:53am On Oct 24, 2015
Vacancies for various positions.

Jobs/Vacancies / Urgent Vacancy For Logistic Officer by Anoruo(m): 11:30am On Oct 09, 2015
REQUIREMENTS

Secondary school or diploma
At least 4 year's experience as executive driver for Top management: VP, Chairman, CEO, MD
At least 6years experience driving in Lagos with excellent knowledge of the roads in Lagos
Good communication skills with ability to speak and read English
Age from 28 to 40 years.
Have a valid driving license
JOB DESCRIPTIONS

Drive, and adhere to road safety regulations all the times.
Be punctual and be at least 15 minutes to the designated time and place.
Display a good behavior, excellent manners and helping attitude.
Maintain strict confidentiality on all conversations and information heard during transport assignments.
Arrange for vehicle care and maintenance (i.e. oil change, tire rotation, cleaning, etc.).
Maintain awareness of current road systems and conditions by monitoring news and traffic reports, adjusting routes as necessary to avoid delays.
Candidate should be attentive and available on immediate call basis at any time include weekends.

click to apply: https://janigeria.bamboohr.com/jobs/view.php?id=5
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 4th October 2015 by Anoruo(m): 7:47pm On Oct 04, 2015
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Religion / Re: Mecca Stampede: Nigeria Death Toll Rises To 64 As NAHCON Identifies More Bodies by Anoruo(m): 4:44pm On Sep 29, 2015
64 shocked
Politics / Re: #thelist Trends On Twitter As Nigerians Await Buhari's Ministers by Anoruo(m): 4:44pm On Sep 29, 2015
Okay
Politics / Re: IDPs Camps Get Mobile Classrooms (Photos) by Anoruo(m): 4:39pm On Sep 29, 2015
Nice...I hope they will maintain it cuz that is one of the big problem we have in this my belove 9ja. Kudos to the facilitators. More ororo to una elbow.












SAI BABA!

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Celebrities / Re: Wives Of Nigerian Comedians In A Group Picture by Anoruo(m): 11:32am On Sep 21, 2015
Awesome
Romance / Re: Help My Fiancee Is Mentally Unstable by Anoruo(m): 11:20am On Sep 21, 2015
Okay
Nairaland / General / Re: Four Women Mysteriously Die In Awka, Amambra State.(Graphic Pics) by Anoruo(m): 4:01pm On Sep 17, 2015
Omg.
Religion / Re: Gospel On Wheels: Beautiful Keke Napep Used For Preaching by Anoruo(m): 11:41am On Sep 17, 2015
grin
X-bit. P!mp my Ride

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Romance / Re: How Can I Know About His Sexual Status by Anoruo(m): 11:33am On Sep 17, 2015
nlfan:
Dear NLers

I am in a no sex relationship with this amazing young man, he is cool and has everything I wanted in a man.

Apart from him, have always been in a no sex relationship, the last man I dated, who died in the ill fated Dana Air crash was also in a no sex relationship with me but he was more vibrant emotionally, like he will hug me tight, hold me and look into my eyes, roll his hands over me and kisses me too and sometimes I notice he will be so turn on, just that we have decided we want to wait and sometimes he will say baby i'm so turn on but I can handle it.

Now the issue I have with this one I am dating now is, he will not do any of that, all he does is look at me passionately, and if he must touch me, he will just hold my hands and play with my fingers, he can stare at me the whole day and gist with me, but I have never seen him at the point where he was turn on, whether in his face or actions, he is just there.

I know he is God fearing and can afford not to be turn on, but I am so scared, have slept in his house before, we were just like blood siblings, cook together eat and off he went to his room, no emotions or maybe a kiss to say good night and stuff, it was so neutral I feared he might not like sex or romance at all or maybe he is not all right.

Sometimes I want to bring up gist like, how far did you go with your ex, what is the most naughty thing you have done in a relationship or for love, and he will go like... I came back from work, I didn't have a car then, so I trek all the way to her house to cook for her.

And I ask, what's your most memorable sex experience, and he replied baby good night, this is not you so don't bring up the fake self, you've been talking too much to your girl friends lately I guess.

How do I get to know all these about him, have starved myself enough of sex to please God, and to be a good girl my mother asked me to be and cannot "CANNOT" and will not be able to stand a slow or bad sex experiences in marriage, the thought of this is driving me crazy

WHAT DO YOU WANT

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Celebrities / Re: Mavin Singer Di'ja Teaches In A School In Kaduna,Donates Books To Them(pics by Anoruo(m): 11:23am On Sep 17, 2015
mytime24:
Must she cover her head undecided
U no dey mosque na

Fake life
when you are in Rome you behave like Romans. Stop Hating.

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Goes All Old Skool For New Music Video [photo] by Anoruo(m): 9:14am On Sep 17, 2015
Cool.
Sports / Re: How Taye Taiwo Spends His Money (Photos) by Anoruo(m): 7:53am On Sep 17, 2015
Nice collections.
Car Talk / Re: Bus Almost Fell On OSHODI BRIDGE Just Now (Photos) by Anoruo(m): 7:23pm On Sep 16, 2015
God!
Phones / Re: We Miss You- MTN Tells Disgruntled Subscribers, Woos With N1000 Airtime by Anoruo(m): 4:04pm On Sep 16, 2015
MTN. Everywhere you go.......... grin
Health / Re: Scissors Found In Nigeria Pilgrim's Belly In Saudi Arabia (photo) by Anoruo(m): 11:56am On Sep 16, 2015
shocked shocked

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