rosebase:
Yep, that was his first time, but he had said several times that he would give me a dirty slap one day.

And he eventually landed you that thunderous slap. That your guy is a man of his words. Lol.
Well, my question is: does he love you as much as you love him?

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Who dey buy rabbit in Nigeria? Shey dat one na goat or ram? Nansense!

That Lupey is indeed a beauty! Check out her smile and her cleavage, they are breathtaking!

sexkillz:

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Dear contestants, your failure to provide the above before the end of tomorrow would put you at a disadvantage against the other contestants who have done so beforehand. . .

What will be the reward? I mean what will the winner go home with? I need to know cos I have one sweet chick I might bring down here.

Everything about human existence is becoming dangerous these days!
Jungao shakirka duniyah marihe

adaobi123:

punjabi

Duniyahi terimiha bani yahi shaktar mutihi ni khan, draka yah mahmi.

adaobi123: ^

You speak Hindi too?

Idowuogbo:
Nehi

hiehehe jugunu jungaho?

Idowuogbo:
Na

What is na? Is that indian?

Idowuogbo: Neena!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Madam, sorry o, shey na you dey for your profile?

Your books should be your priority now bro.
These nowadays girls could take all the small small change your parents are giving you for hand-outs and still they won't know whether you exist or not. So my advise for you is to face your studies and come out with a flying colours.

Princess zoe: I think it is good but appreciating your spouse the way he/she looks after many years in your relationship, is the best. I have heard men who confessed sleeping with other women because their wives boobs have sagged, their wives bodies are out of shape or that their beauty have faded. To such men, why not pay for your wives sugery so that they can get silicons in order to get them shaped the way you want it? Why not spend time in employing a physcio-therapist that will help her body to re adjust? Why not buy good cream, soap, body and face make up tools which will help her beauty to be rejuvenated? Women who cheats on their husbands because of their husbands increased in ugliness, bad sense of dressing, or poor sex performance, why not take them out for shopping and teach them how to buy attractive cloths, teach them how to clean up and get books and treatment that can make them perform well on bed? Can two work, no, except they agree.

Sis, men who will cheat will cheat, even if their wife breast is like that of a 13 year old girl, combined with an un-common contours, and supported with a stainless skin, they will still cheat.

Princessmel:
Well if they have half the qualities I like and I doubt I might find Prince Charming who has all the qualities so why not mould what Him into a prince, the next guy out there may be worse

Mould? Are you a bricklayer?
On a more serious note, you can help people adjust their trait, but on a physique? I don't think that's good enough.
Even on traits, it has been proven in time without numbers that people don't really change, they only pretend to be changed.

Two things are involve
1) She could be staring at you because she likes you.
2) She could be wondering why a humanbeing could look so ugly? She could be wondering why your skin is like that of a crocodile? She could be wondering why your fore-head is so wide? She could be wondering why your nose is like that of Agonyin beans?
Choose one bro.

This OP sounds like a toddler to me! So the only people you call with your airtime are girls? What about business associates, friends?
Even if you are still job hunting, won't you be making contacts? Lol

It will also speed up your level of masturrbation.
But Op, I think you are crazy for the jargons you put up there. Living without a woman is like living in bondage!
I can never live without a woman! They make me going, they give me happiness, I think clearly whenever I think about them, they are the salt and sugar and honey of life.

Op, if you don't like them the way they are built, ditch them and look for your choice.
No time.

Sugar mummies are not on NL. The reasonable and productive thing you could do is to write it on your fore-head and walk around the streets of Abuja.
Good luck bro.