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The worst write up on Nairaland ever.

mmmustapha: Child married child married child married, I wonder Y ppl r so against it. Islam did nt prohibit it, y should some fool try 2 stop it

mumus be like >>> mmmustapha

r231: By their name we shall know them...(MUMU)

mumus be like >>>> mmmustapha

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End time tinz

When it comes to your admission
SOME TIMES IN OUR LIVES
WE ALL HAVE PAIN WE ALL HAVE
SORROW
BUT IF WE ARE WISE
WE KNOW THAT THERES
ALWAYS TOMORROW
LEAN ON ME
WHEN YOUR NOT STRONG
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND
I'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON
FOR, IT WONT BE LONG TIL IM
GONNA NEED
SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON
PLEASE SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE
IF I HAVE THINGS
YOU NEED TO BORROW
FOR, NO ONE CAN FILL THOSE OF
YOUR NEEDS
THAT YOU WONT LET SHOW
YOU JUST CALL ON ME BROTHER
WHEN YOU NEED A HAND
WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN
ON
I JUST MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM
THAT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN
ON
LEAN ON ME
WHEN YOUR NOT STRONG
I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND
I'LL HELP YOU CARRY ON
FOR IT WONT BE LONG
TIL IM GONNA NEED
SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON
YOU JUST CALL ON ME BROTHER
WHEN YOU NEED A HAND
WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN
ON
I JUST MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM
THAT YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
WE ALL NEED SOMEBODY TO LEAN
ON
IF THERE IS A LOAD
THAT YOU HAVE TO BEAR
THAT YOU CANT CARRY
I'M RIGHT UP THE ROAD
I'LL SHARE YOUR LOAD
IF YOU JUST CALL ME
CALL ME....CALL ME...CALL ME
CALL ME .....CALL ME....CALL ME
CALL ME....IF YOU NEED A FRIEND....
CALL ME...CALL ME...CALL ME ...CALL
ME
CALL ME ......CALL ME .....CALL ME
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOO
LEAN ON ME
WHEN YOUR NOT STRONG
AND ILL BE YOUR FRIEND
ILL HELP YOU CARRY ON
FOR IT WONT BE LONG
TIL IM GONNA NEED SOMEBODY
SOMEBODY TO LEAN ON!!!
LEAN ON,LEAN ON ME (COME AND
LEAN ON ME)
LEAN ON,LEAN ON ME (COME AND
LEAN ON ME)
LEAN ON,LEAN ON ME (IF YOU
NEED A FRIEND)
LEAN ON,LEAN ON ME (CALL ME)
Lean on God

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Jamesrock: These is fresh from the registra's mouth... The admission list dat was released previously is for those candidate who choose akungba as their first choice...those that choose them as second choice should wait

hey bro stop spreading this it's not news ok?

Jamesrock: JUST IN.. I called the registra of aaua, and we spoke for five mins.., he told me dat they give prefential treatment to their first choice aspirant... He also told me that there will be a second choice list and supplementary for those who did not choose the school at all... When i told im dat i scored 66 in pume and 191 in jamb for microbiology, and wasn't given admission, he was so surprised; till i told im dat i choose the school as second choice... Xo those of you dat also choose akungba as second choice should calm down... THIS INFO IS FROM THE REGISTRA'S MOUTH... Believe me

You must be kidding me. You called the registrar & this is all you could ask? Like we already know bro.

Jizkid1997: Pls hw can I check d admisn status on eksu site,av bn tryin nd Itz bn tellin me login error,combinatn of pasword is incorrect,nd I used ma jamb reg no

It's not there yet that's why. Btw have you checked jamb site to know your admission status?

M.I is gradually becoming the
undisputed champion just like
one of his songs implied. M.I
just inked another juicy
endorsement deal,M.I
henceforth would start wining
and dinning with the state
governor Babatunde Raji
Fashola and a host of political
dignitries. He shared the good
news via twitter.
Source-
www.crunchontv..com/2013/09/mi-abaga-named-ambassador-for-energy-in.html?m=1

Seun: If you are honest with yourself, you will realise that you've never really witnessed a miracle in a context where the facts could be verified. This is because the vast majority of so-called miracles are hoaxes.

People claiming to be healed because they think their "faith" and "confession" will cause the healing to manifest. That doesn't work, of course, but such "testimonies" make other people believe that miracles are real.

People interpreting their hysteric reactions to emotionally charged services (e.g. tingling sensations) as evidence of healing from ailments that can only be tested in a hospital e.g. cancer or AIDS. Only to discover that they have not been healed when they get back home.

People who are partly disabled who are treated as if they are fully disabled and then they are said to be healed and their partial abilities are treated as evidence of healing. E.g. someone that walks with crutches is asked to sit on a wheelchair and then told to "rise up and walk" as if he/she could not do that before.

Mentally challenged people who think they are demon possessed and go from crusade to crusade "manifesting" their mental illness during the deliverance sessions in order to be delivered, and then when the preacher shouts at them to shut up and they do so people think its a miracle.

In the many cases, it's reasonable to assume that people are probably paid to pretend to be sick and then "healed" on stage. We live in a country where many people tell lies to make money, so this should not surprise you.

Sorry bro, the explanation is not enough. It doesn't explain the point that miracle is non-fiction. It's Just your mere thoughts due to Nigeria's insincerity when it comes to religion I suppose.

koolet: uve gotta believe me my cutoff is nt up to 45 and jamb admitted me 4 microbiology.. It God's Doing..he'll do thesame for U if U have faith... #sayingnomoreabout'this

ok. So it very possible for him then. He should just wait for d main list. I guess i saw d number of those dat sat for MCB (very few). So it's true there's chance. He should Just pray hard. God wey do am 4 koolet will do it 4 him.

Jizkid1997: Pls I scored 202 for jamb,18 in post jamb exam,I took eksu as first choice nd also an indigene,any chances I wuld be admitted 4 microbiology...pls good nd helpful replies

Your aggregate is 43.25. EKSU cut off is from 50 for the lowest course. Bro, I don't think there will be any chances. But no one really knows what God can do sha.

The Eco is the proposed name of the common currency for West Africa(it's not news, we already know)
The goal is to merge the new
currency with the West African
CFA franc (used by the French
speaking members of ECOWAS
since 1945)
The idea was tabled in the year 2000. Since then the committee in charge has failed to fix a date for the implementation due to the countries involved economic crisis and failure to reach the criteria. The original five member states
are the Gambia, Ghana, Guinea,
Nigeria and Sierra Leone. Liberia
joined in February 2010. It's less than 8 years(the final date is 2020 earliest) for it to be legallised hence my questions; Will this work out for Nigeria or will it damper our economy? What say you?
NOTE: No source pls, just my write up.

olalerey: Yea am also a first choice aspirant , we ar yet to do d exam , we ar waiting 4 d shortlist nd invitation

WoOW! I can't believe this, i tot they already did. Habatically! @koolet U.I dey dull o

koolet: ah see ya bro... Is it true dat U.i are yet to start their Exam??

they already did their exams for 1st choice. I don't know about their 2nd choice candidates yet. But Their candidates are waiting for d admission list just like unilorin

Davbrain: Wow !!! u guyz re really doin a wonderful work . Thiz iz still ur boy DAVBRIN . Unilorin don't ve wayz of doin finkz they only take people by surprise

'a' missing pls

Toress is always mouthed on this thread jor. @cerebral assain stop throwing words to kooket she's also mouthed. She's ma type of nigga. But seriously bro Toress you left the thread just like that haba na? You are the surest concerning info but it's been a while. WELCOME BACK BRO. Don't leave again o lol.

cerebral assain: lyk serzly dude ur off ur fvckin mind sum1z tryna ellp nd ya jst here tryn2 pick a fight,retard

dot call any1 m.o.r.o.n on diz thread pls.

torres2: And you believe those poo Fayemi said. He keeps deceiving the world that Eksu pays 50k, wish I could post all the fees each level is paying.

to all those who saw their name, have in mind

acceptance fee :32k or upward

schl fees a minimum of 96k and upward( varies from dept to dept)

and others accommodation : 50k(now depend on your quality and preference)

note to scare anyone but an insight of what to expect so anyone won't rely on that 50k poo.

God will surely provide for all our parents and Guardian

Thank you bro toress i really do appreciate your effort esp. For replying my mail. If The strikes is not called off asap i think it may just help me to raise some money on my own if finally admitted. Some issues still on my mind sha. Thank you. Gracias

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Click and Watch!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXZrDAjmoZY&sns=tw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DXXZrDAjmoZY%26sns%3Dtw

Herbarium: e be like say sumtin go show 2day, unilorin site is down!

No, up!