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Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by anuz: 2:44pm On May 18, 2013
pls house< under d additional documents durin application, is it compulsory or necessary to upload ur certificates
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2013 Shell Recruitment Day Application For Fresh Graduates by anuz: 2:44pm On May 18, 2013
pls house< under d additional documents durin application, isit compulsory or necessary to upload ur certificates
PhonesRe: All Blackberry And Htc Problems Post Here For Solution by anuz: 11:09am On Apr 19, 2013
Help!!!!! Ma bold 5 9900 sreen is malfunctioning, it can jst start flipping around, or start selectiong by itself. It does unwanted tinz by itself without even touching d fone. Pls solution??
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by anuz: 10:41am On Aug 24, 2012
Hey aos, pls I would appreciate if a can get a license key for USB Disk Security, version 6.0.0.126
NYSCRe: Oyo State Batch B 2012 Corpers,lets Meet Here!!!! by anuz: 9:59am On Jul 15, 2012
Toluth: mr Anuz, the number u wrote there is more than 11
Thks bro. It hs bn corrected.
NYSCRe: Oyo State Batch B 2012 Corpers,lets Meet Here!!!! by anuz:
[quote author=omotee88]I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ try enjoy am o
NYSCRe: Oyo State Batch B 2012 Corpers,lets Meet Here!!!! by anuz: 10:19am On Jul 08, 2012
omotee88: Platoon 4,0244
Will locate U
NYSCRe: Oyo State Batch B 2012 Corpers,lets Meet Here!!!! by anuz: 11:09am On Jul 05, 2012
Hey, make unna write ur platoon no n reg no here so dat we can recognise one another. Am in 10 plantain n ma no is 080. U?
NYSCRe: Oyo State Batch B 2012 Corpers,lets Meet Here!!!! by anuz: 11:21am On Jul 04, 2012
Justosaus: u can reach me on justosaus@yahoo.com. Currently serving in oyo east LGA. Don't wanna paste my phone no here but if u feel comfortable pasting urs here, then i'll call u. Alternatively u can send ur num to my yahoo inbox or check facebook for juxteen osayi
. Ve sent u a mail.
NYSCRe: Oyo State Batch B 2012 Corpers,lets Meet Here!!!! by anuz: 8:44am On Jul 02, 2012
Already in Iseyin thou not done wiv reg. Ask ur questions
NYSCRe: Oyo State Batch B 2012 Corpers,lets Meet Here!!!! by anuz:
omotee88: Yea i am a Unadite, i will be leavin Ado 2mao but very early. See u and av a safe trip.lirerih,wen U̶̲̥̅̊ get to IB, just ask d driver τ̅☺ tell u where τ̅☺ get Iseyin's bus. Save trip too
Already in Ib bt I was told I will get iseyin bus 4rm Ojòó in Ib. Will kip u guys postd wen I get to Iseyin 2mao.
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 6:45am On Jul 01, 2012
Welcome 2 d month of perfection..... may everything concerning ur life be perfected IJN.
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 6:38am On Jul 01, 2012
anitank: On my way to lag. Asking God for journey mercies. Bukky I see u
God will surely give. Enjoy lasgidi !
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 6:36am On Jul 01, 2012
nana: Hope T.Stone is ok sha?
He s okay. Jst tryin to get prepared 4 camp. But if u nid his contact . . .
NYSCRe: Oyo State Batch B 2012 Corpers,lets Meet Here!!!! by anuz: 7:20pm On Jun 30, 2012
Justosaus: Oyo's a nice place to serve. I think you guyz are going to fall in love with the place, i'm currently serving here now & i'm enjoying it so much, in terms of the people (very nice, courteous, hospitable people), & their food (still can't get enough of the amala & ewedu)...
Hey, can we meet?
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 6:45am On Jun 30, 2012
ujchief: Wheres T.stone? Still waiting...
He s gud. Will brk d news very soon.
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 6:34am On Jun 30, 2012
ijigbamigb: Where T.Stone dey now.
He s fyn. Jst attendin to sm things. Will be here asap.
NYSCRe: Oyo State Batch B 2012 Corpers,lets Meet Here!!!! by anuz: 5:44am On Jun 30, 2012
*On Your Own* corpers. I hail o. Hw e go b nw
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 5:38am On Jun 30, 2012
Mawnin aos. #On Your Own# state ni. Ma team mates, whr art thou? Lol. Ma runs clickd.
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 7:34am On Jun 28, 2012
LxpG!:
@Okoya.... Lol about d Akpos joke... Greetings to d house... I rep OAU... Being stylishly following d thread. Know about ur migration from the other thread... Just tot to holla..
welkum bro, Oba Awon Univasity. Great Ife.
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 9:24pm On Jun 27, 2012
Toluth: Hi y'all.. I just saw my posting this evening... Na Oyo things o...
congratulations. Ur alma mata?
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 7:01pm On Jun 27, 2012
ijigbamigb: Osun here I come.
Welkum to ma State of origin. U gonna enjoy ur stay. smiley
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 6:49am On Jun 27, 2012
The beauty of each mawning, z dat it each holds new hope n new xpectations... So evn if d yestadai day wasnt gud, jst put ur feet on d floor n b hapi u made it thru.. Coz smau 2dai holds smtyn special no mata au small it z... Mawnin y'all.. The dai z urs.. Ave a nice 1
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 8:18am On Jun 26, 2012
@ T.Stone, will get bk to u asap lipsrsealed
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 9:32pm On Jun 25, 2012
Movie Title: ATTITUDE - The GET-WHAT-YOU-WANT Formula

FATHER: I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
SON: I will choose my own bride!
FATHER: But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
SON: Oh really, your choice, dad!

Next FATHER approaches BILL GATES.
FATHER: Mr. Bill, I've got this youngman for your daughter
BILL GATES: But my daughter is too young to marry!
FATHER: This young man is Vice-President of the World Bank.
BILL GATES: Sounds impressive...OK!

Finally, Father approaches the President of the World Bank.
FATHER: I have a youngman to recommend as your Vice-President.
PRESIDENT: But I already have more Vice-Presidents than I need
FATHER: *rather calmly* He is Bill Gate's son-in-law, Mr. President.
PRESIDENT: You serious? Hehe, don't mind my joke!

THAT is how business is done everywhere!! Even when you have little, I think you can still get something you deserve using this formula. Positive attitude first, and life will yield to you what you ask it wink undecided
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 7:48pm On Jun 25, 2012
@ anitank, waitin u at ... wink wink
NYSCRe: Nysc Batch B 2012 (the Big House) by anuz: 7:01pm On Jun 25, 2012
A fat man saw an
advertisement"Lose 5kg in
a week".
He called&said I would like
to join!
Lady: Ok! Be ready
tomorrow at 6am.
Next morning, he gets to
the office and he was taken
to a room.
He opens the door&finds a
hot babe with shoes,
underpants&shirt saying,
"If u catch me u can sleep
with me!"&the girlstarts
running.
Man starts running but
couldn't catch her.
So, during the whole week
exercise, he tried to catch
her but couldn't&lost 5kg.
He then asks for the 10kg
program.
Next morning at 6am, he
opens the door&saw even
hotter babe in bikini saying
if u catch me u can sleep
wit me.
He lost 10kg that week.
So, he thought this
program is awesome!
Lets try 25kg.
The lady said"are you
sure? Its really tough!!"
"Why not"
Next day at 6am he opens
the door expectingto see a
Unclad babe but finds a Unclad
man saying,
"If I catch u, I will sleep with
u!!"
That week, he lost
40kg!...com c running!!!!!! grin grin grin grin

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