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Project360:
Your funny

how

Angrigowt:
From thr na infection and belle. Like I said.. you are a corpse. Ride on till your death

okay, is that all you have to say ?

Cos am too big to be exchanging words with an anonymous person.

I went to visit my friend very far from my place.

Now, this friend of mine happened to be a very quiet person, so quiet that you may even liken him to a coward and quietly evil person.

So have been going to his place all this while for obvious reasons. 1, i get bored in my house . 2, he was my only friend in this strange place. 3. I needed to drive around to somewhere

I have already gotten tired of his character, i can't stress that enough. He is a virgin and not the fun type, and in his late 20's.



One gal, about 17yrs old girl would pass most times i was around and she would hail on us. We got so familiar with her that she became my friend personally. Nothing happened between us. I didn't toast her and i didn't tell her to fu*k me. "This i have to state here cos some dimwits will chastise me with this..."

For some time now, i noticed she has been behaving very very strange. I noticed because she was doing all these to piss me off. She would pass and placed her two hands on her face before saying her usual good morning. Later on, she would see us in a distance, make some odd remarks and take another route like we are making her do it.

So today, i was talking to a female friend of mine(a girl i was avin something with) next to my male friend. So, this teenage girl was passing and she made this remark "so na person wife you dey chase now..." These words really pained me. I had to excuse my friend to go after this teenage girl and she ran off.

I was boiling with anger with what just happened and had to trace her mother's house and spoke to her elder brother about it. The elder brother calmed me begged me on her behalf...

On my way from her place, walking down with my friend to his place, this lady saw us from a distance and made another gesture from afar... This gesture was only making me mad because i feel like she was taking me as her mate by doing this...

I got so angry that i dropped my phone and car key on the ground and ran after her. She ran away leaving behind whatever she was holding.

I was very angry and was shouting at her from afar, it attracted so much attention that everyone from that street was present there and was begging me to chill down. I even had to transfer my aggression to some other people there that was helping her pick stuffs from the ground...

I was very pissed and went back to my friend's place to get my phone and keys and drove off to my place.



ABOUT MY FRIEND
While this was happening, my friend, cowardly as ever was just standing, saying nothing, doing nothing, advising nothing, suggesting nothing and even just said he was going home to eat while i was boiling with anger.
I mean, what the use of friends when they can't get ur back or even advise you when anger is besting your reasoning ?

I had to delete his phone number from my phone and block all means to reach me.

As for the girl, am still asking myself if i did the right thing

ghettochild:
You are a bad boy.

I'm a very bad boy...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsjb6CDfp6M?si=yhZ7WO7Bkg9Zqq_e

ghettochild:
She don come?

yes o

We don even run package two times, two days straight... Mighty docking while i carry her two legs up put for my shoulder and my dixk dey oil her clit, before i plough her...

kingJoya:
😂 😂 Congratulations

I tear d punna with aggression... She even cooked for me and I had to discharge her this night with an excuse of going out.

She even had to book for tomorrow

Pakute:
So what?

so it was federal government that employed sars under the IGP

Pakute:
Obi appointed James Nwafor of Akwuzu Sars that killed hundreds of Anambra youths, go dump their dead body inside Ezu river.. mechionu dia.

lol... So u don't know that sars was federal.

Angrigowt:
U dead.move away from mentioning me. Corpse

e pain u ?

Angrigowt:
Sex starved zombie ..hahahahaha. fool. How many grams of trams uve take. Today fool.hahahahaha.

you can't even compose a simple English. How is your health ?

kingJoya:
She don go run her matters. She will soon call you when she is back from where she went and give some lame excuse. Anyways, she ain't even your girl so she is free to do whatever she wants

we don fu*ck today.

Angrigowt:
She has a disease. Pls let her be fast.u met her in a dark place. How ca u take an olosho to cinema. Una wey be student too stupid sha. A whole olosho to cinema wtf man. Fuc k. Sex starved zombie

who be student? She abi na ur papa ?

Ginaz:
you "sucked d breast dry" that's why. wicked man! you want her to come back so you will collapse her chest before you will leave her alone?

She has moved on, oga mooveee on to the next breast to suck dry. vampire!

she don dey bombard me with unlimited calls now sef

But sha, make we fuxk nd go our separate ways

ghettochild:
Maybe she realized she doing something wrong

she called this evening

Claimed to be sick since and her phone was not around her

Promised to be with me throughout tomorrow

duduade:
You have been tested, used and dumped

Looool

Take heart bro

she don call me this evening
.
Apparently, she claimed to be sick bt i know she was running her street... I nor be her bf... Na still Bleep all of us dey Bleep her nd my own na free sef

I met a lady one night at a dark spot and we exchanged contacts without knowing her. We started talking on d phone and she seemed to know more about me.

We had a date out to the cinema, so she came to meet me at the junction. Behold, it was a familiar face. My friend once brought her to my place but she declined his advances and my friend was insisting that the girl seems to like me than him.

She knew all along that it was me. I called UBER, Well, we hanged out. She would lay on my arms, stroke my beards, kiss me, she was acting like a teenager in love. Although i kept mentioning how my friend loved him and she kept declining the topic.

We had our time together and she insisted we go to my place. When we arrived, i got her to the bed and sucked d breast dry, going towards the punna, she stopped me and insist we should take it slow. I didn't put in any effort and just let it slide and started watching film.

She told me she was going home and would be back in 20mins, i told her i would go out so we had to postpone his coming to see me.

She was very fond of me obviously.

That day she didn't call me again. I called her two days later and she refused to pick my calls. I told my friend about it though the first day i took her out. She was avoiding my calls and my WhatsApp messages.

I'm still wondering what went wrong, can someone please explain this ?

marsup:
Maybe it's because you seem not to know the difference between "her and his/him".
Just my observation though..

it a typo error but i can see it did not exempt you from using double (..) Instead of triple(...) since you're so intelligent online and a perfect master of semantics.

ghettochild:
Ur friend na basket mouth...he's msgd her telling her how cheap she is to fall for u.

he didn't.

I met a lady one night at a dark spot and we exchanged contacts without knowing her. We started talking on d phone and she seemed to know more about me.

We had a date out to the cinema, so she came to meet me at the junction. Behold, it was a familiar face. My friend once brought her to my place but she declined his advances and my friend was insisting that the girl seems to like me than him.

She knew all along that it was me. I called UBER, Well, we hanged out. She would lay on my arms, stroke my beards, kiss me, she was acting like a teenager in love. Although i kept mentioning how my friend loved him and she kept declining the topic.

We had our time together and she insisted we go to my place. When we arrived, i got her to the bed and sucked d breast dry, going towards the punna, she stopped me and insist we should take it slow. I didn't put in any effort and just let it slide and started watching film.

She told me she was going home and would be back in 20mins, i told her i would go out so we had to postpone his coming to see me.

She was very fond of me obviously.

That day she didn't call me again. I called her two days later and she refused to pick my calls. I told my friend about it though the first day i took her out. She was avoiding my calls and my WhatsApp messages.

I'm still wondering what went wrong, can someone please explain this ?

progressb4andno:
Where you dey see d tramadol buy

for ur shop

Beremx:
go work on yourself first before you seek for friendship. It is well with you

what's wrong with myself ?

Beremx:
okay good luck to you. I hope you find love in your current state

I don't need love. I need friendship

Beremx:
You carry coloured dreads with rings on your nose and ears. You don't look responsible at all. You are also into tramadol.
Your problem long pass River Nile

i think the tramadol is my only nemesis. I won't lie, it makes me happy.

Mhizzard:
You have already pointed out one of the reasons,therefore,you don't officially work,how do expect girls not to have fear of you that a man as young as you are not working but he is well to do.actually,in nigeria people who spend without people have the knowledge of where he work or his source of income is either they call them yahoo or ritualist.

how does me spending without known source be a problem to them ?

Dem supposed share house with our northern jihadist(allahu Akbar.... Next na bomb)for Naija

You can't try this in Nigeria.

First, there would be dss and army everywhere first before Minister without portfolio goes there.

Secondly, you won't even get the space to meet her.

Thirdly, na slap and arrest to meet you if you yell from afar


Only Dave Umahi Dss reach 15... Plus other security men. Plus mopol, army. Convoy pass 10...

Personal cars pass 50...

Am not rigging the numbers. I know him personally. Am an indirect member of the family.

Bluntguy:
You sure say you no resemble either Tinubu or Reno Omokri so?

I'm a very handsome guy for real... No capping

I for talk am if i nor fine... I used to dig pussies almost everyday before

sleek214:
Because you're jobless

but i have money that u will never have in ur life.

How many salary earners get 2.4 Million every month plus allowances ?

I'm a young guy in his late 20's and i live in a sub urban town in Abuja. I live alone in a bed sitter apartment and people see me going out and coming in to my place at will so it obvious am not working, but am living large because i get paid monthly from my late dad's company that i and my siblings inherited.

Women used to be very fond of me, but nowadays i noticed it no longer so. The fact that am a single guy living in another man's land makes everything boring to me and i need women to At least talk to.

When i talk to a lady, she always seem to be interested, and after taking the number, i call them and they start by either giving me excuses or acting strange in a way that pisses me off to even block them off completely in anger.

This thing makes me develop a low self esteem. To the extent that when i see a lady and want to approach her, i will just give up and let it slide.

More About Myself: I'm a young, energetic and eccentric man. Although i don't conform to societal standards of being responsible, i always stay out of trouble. I have a colored dread hair, a nose ring, an ear ring, lots of tattoos that are not visible unless i take my shirt off. I don't even wear the nose and ear ring all the time, just once in a while. I'm really really handsome and well to do obviously.

I just don't know why women don't like me. They just don't fancy me or want to bed me. I feel like it a curse. I need help please.



CASE STUDY:

A young lady living not far from me. She is the daughter of the woman that i normally get my weekly and everyday groceries from.

One day, i asked her simply, can i get to know you ? And she rudely said, "I don't want to know you. I don't feel like to know you." Then she walked away. I got really pissed and had to compose myself and walk off.


It seems like am curse somehow... At first, i thought it was the car and that people see me as a yahoo plus boy, so i gave it out to my sister four months ago. Still it persists.
Also, am an ardent Tramadol consumer... So i don't know if this stuff messes my interaction with people unknowingly to me. Although the tramadol makes me composed, sound, happy and quiet. It still could do something socially repulsive.

I don't gamble, smoke, drink alcohol or womanize... Just d tramadol.