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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: 'My Objectives Now Are Two' - Cristiano Ronaldo by APOPTOSIS: 9:15pm On Sep 23

Running away from World Cup.
World Cup na him mate?

Politics › Re: No Igbo Will Be President Of Nigeria, Obi A Ritualist - Policeman In Viral Leak by APOPTOSIS: 3:15pm On Sep 23

Please, how was this Guy hired?
Who conduct such a recruitment exercise?
What's the average IQ of the Police recruitment officer?
Did he hire his recruiter or his recruiter did?

Is this one of the tactical men of the IG ?
Indeed, he is very Tactical.
If you ever leave Nigeria with well documentation in diaspora,
Please, Go and Thank God

Celebrities › Re: My Husband Beat Me When He Lost A Court Case & When MAN U Lost - Victoria Inyama by APOPTOSIS: 5:19pm On Sep 22

Then tell him to Join BARCA & Inter Miami to
.... reap the benefits of their success and possibly end the transfered aggression and steady collecting from him 😂😂

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Politics › Re: Macron Departs Paris For 81st UNGA In New York, Leaves Tinubu Behind In France by APOPTOSIS: 4:21pm On Sep 22

givedemwotowoto:
This is shameful. Imagine a visitor in your house and you have to leave them to go attend a meeting both of you were invited.

Peter Obi has nothing to fear or run away from as President.

Nigeria needs Peter Obi - Kwankwaso to unite and rebuild from the ashes it's currently in

Very shameful
We dey 🇺🇸 now dey watch Trump and Guiterrez address the UN.
Kenya dey here already
It's pathetic

Politics › Re: Akpabio Says He Travelled To Rome To Pray For Tinubu, Nigeria(video) by APOPTOSIS: 5:16am On Sep 22

He knows it's already Funny.
PRAYER WARRIOR indeed!

Investment › Re: Man Bought N20,000 Fidelity Bank Shares 18yrs Ago, What He Saw Shocked Him by APOPTOSIS: 6:07pm On Sep 21

Pathetic is an understatement

Crime › Re: Lady Records Agbero Demanding ₦50,000 While Moving Mattress In Lagos by APOPTOSIS: 2:30am On Sep 20

Life shouldn't be this way.
This happens when you set up Baby Factories across an unserious society with women procreating at the rate of bacteria colonies.

Politics › Re: Bola Tinubu Orders Probe Into The Death Of 37 Illegal Miners In Niger State by APOPTOSIS: 6:40pm On Sep 18

White Powdaaaaaaaaaaaaa Ambassador
Suuuuuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

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Politics › Re: As A Nigerian, The World Thinks I'm A Drug Dealer Cos Of Tinubu - Islamic Cleric by APOPTOSIS: 5:34pm On Sep 18

Very unfortunate and nonsensical.
Very disturbing and sacrilegious
Very pathetic and profane.
Character exalts a nation, no be 4 Naija turn 😡😡😡😡😡😡

Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerian Woman In US Charged After Alleged Illegal Voting In Federal Elections by APOPTOSIS: 5:50pm On Sep 17

PigTormentor:
She's not a citizen; she cannot vote in US elections.

Exactly 💯 💯
She Goofed big time
...a waste of GreenCard
It's spiritual & idiotic to me....because I still don't understand the reason for such rush from a PR. She must tell us the benefits of the Federal election to her

Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerian Woman In US Charged After Alleged Illegal Voting In Federal Elections by APOPTOSIS: 5:19pm On Sep 17*

RedmiAI:
This is very unfortunate

She just lost her citizenship for nothing
For nothing. She Goofed.
What does she need a FederaL election for?
I was PR for same years without getting close to such polling units.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Nigerian Woman In US Charged After Alleged Illegal Voting In Federal Elections by APOPTOSIS: 5:13pm On Sep 17

Dem no dey hear word.
She should be deported straight
I support her deportation wholeheartedly.
This category of people have soiled our image globally
U think everywhere is Lawless
Always constituting nuisance.
When I was PR I never got close to polling units. Never!
What's the rush about? All for Bragging!
ADAEZE your citizenship is gone, just for nothing😡😡😡

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Politics › Re: MKO Abiola Proposed The Solution To Oil Subsidy 30 Years Ago -Dele Momodu (Video by APOPTOSIS: 8:48pm On Sep 16

BLACKMAN should just stay away from Governance at this point.
We can't even govern ourselves

Sports › Re: Australian Athlete Joanna Wietrzyk Pooed During HYROX Beijing Race by APOPTOSIS: 4:44pm On Sep 15

shegztech:
Wetin she chop?

Taco BeLL, probably

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Sports › Re: Australian Athlete Joanna Wietrzyk Pooed During HYROX Beijing Race by APOPTOSIS: 4:44pm On Sep 15

ppogba:
But if na African, Oyinbo no go let us hear word.

Nothing of such

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Sports › Re: Australian Athlete Joanna Wietrzyk Pooed During HYROX Beijing Race by APOPTOSIS: 4:43pm On Sep 15

Too much TACO BeLL, probably
..wishing you well, Sister

Christianity Etc › Re: My Money has been Refunded By Pastor Jerry Eze's Church says Lady by APOPTOSIS: 12:11am On Sep 13

3 Categories of humans you can't advice
1......a woman in Love
2.....a Wealthy Uneducated man
3.....a woman that follows a Prophet

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Travel › Re: I Will Tell You The Truth: “no Place Like Nigeria” by APOPTOSIS: 3:46pm On Sep 11

RollinTNDA:
Disadvantages of JAPA

1. Konji and loneliness go destroy you

2. One small girl will lie that you grape her a d immediately you enter jail for many years until you are found innocent.

3. Ur wife pursue from house you bought and divorce you and collect your property

4. Flog your children and get arrested for domestic violence. Your pikin fit choke you for neck nothing you fit do

5. White people will find way to humble you and remind you are a worthless black creature

6. If you kpai abroad and can't afford $10,000 to book space in cemetery, they dump your body or burn it to ashes

7. Natural disasters go show you shege

8. Tell a girl at work she smell nice, HR go fire you for sexual harassment

9. Monthly rent and bills na water

JAPA na packaged suffering with snow and nicee pictures na the only thing dem dey do there

Exactly the reason it isn't for everyone

Travel › Re: I Will Tell You The Truth: “no Place Like Nigeria” by APOPTOSIS: 3:29pm On Sep 11

Exactly 💯
Because of the Freedom to be Lawless & Reckless, to do whatever you like provided u have what it takes to beat the system. A country that upholds & celebrates " OPEN DEFECATION " across its major cities

Most Nigerians yearning for JAPA should better remain in Naija else it would be a case of from "JAPA to JAIL" for many.

Most Diasporans whom u see return to Nigeria periodically, get back becoz they wanna ease out...."Abroad Life is too serious" & some would want to use that opportunity to exhibit a little bit of unnecessary reckless intimidation towards hommies.

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Family › Re: Couple Denied Divorce For Appearing In Matching Ankara Wears. (photo) by APOPTOSIS: 12:50am On Sep 11

angelboy01:
Maybe it was coincidence. But this news don tey o.

The coincidence is enough to give the marriage multiple chances

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Politics › Re: Filth: Sanwo-olu Declares State Of Emergency On Waste Management by APOPTOSIS: 3:23pm On Sep 10

What about on "Open Defecation " ?
Such should be the 1st one the List.
Anyone caught should face 50 years in JaiL with Hard Labor and any retail business or public outlet refusing the general public from accessing their toilet should be closed entirely.

Being FILTHY can't be culturaL.
That's how it is done.!

Politics › Re: 2027: Primate Ayodele Warns Of Plots To Eliminate Obi, Atiku by APOPTOSIS: 3:21pm On Sep 09

SmartMaster001:
Oga focus on your calling and stop making a mess of yourself. Nobody go give you money oo

Which calling exactly?

Politics › Re: Obi speaks awfully, Tinubu A Political Force Since 1978, has a record - Otubanjo by APOPTOSIS: 7:49pm On Sep 08

Oratory no longer important when asked...
What a Professor!
Beer Parlor Professor

Crime › Re: I Have Been R*ping My Biological Daughter Since She's 9yrs Old, Man Confesses. by APOPTOSIS: 8:29am On Sep 08

This should be further investigated to ascertain reason behind such idiotic madness...before dishing out punishment. The "sleeping " must be well exhausted to understand how he does it and how this went on for years unabated and uninterrupted.
Furthermore, if found guilty he should be made to vanish

Autos › Re: 2006 Toyota Sienna 2.4M by APOPTOSIS: 8:21am On Sep 08

U must be an all round Mechanic to purchase this cabin

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Christianity Etc › Re: Ibiyeomie Rejects Offerings From Internet Fraudsters, Tells Them To Leave by APOPTOSIS: 8:17am On Sep 08

How can YAHOO reject from YAHOO?
How, please?

Celebrities › Re: I'll Choose President Tinubu Over Other Candidates Anyday - Zack Orji (video) by APOPTOSIS: 8:07am On Sep 08

Did he push the "White Powder" or NOT?
Is he an international "White Powder conveyor" or not?

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Romance › Re: Former Catholic Priest Marries Kenyan Woman In Traditional Tugen Wedding(Pix/Vid by APOPTOSIS: 6:40am On Sep 08

😂😂😂😂
Happy For Them
The Zuuuuu would have kidnapped him

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Politics › Re: “Tinubu That Document Is True, You Can't Defend It Ooo” - Primate Ayodele by APOPTOSIS: 6:35am On Sep 08

Checkwell:
This Primate man is silly.

Silly is an understatement.
His primacy can be likened to a MONKEY

Politics › Re: “Tinubu That Document Is True, You Can't Defend It Ooo” - Primate Ayodele by APOPTOSIS: 2:32am On Sep 08

HacheNoire:
It’s glaring Ayodele is no longer concerned about winning souls for Christ since the “tithe and offering” business is no longer lucrative.

He should join a political party and come out plain!

The demigod- His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) does not give a Kentucky fried fvcks about his opinion and never sees it as a jab from reasonable quarters.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Christianity Etc › Re: See The Church That Got People Talking by APOPTOSIS: 7:49pm On Sep 06

Stephen0mozzy:
People have a right to believe and worship in any way they want. They can call their form of worship anything they like also.

Provided everybody sofri stay their lane, it's a free world.

I go start mine soon.
Just dey wait for the arrival of the approved site & Pastorpreneur

Family › Re: Woman Confronts Cheating Husband And Side Chick On The Road (Video) by APOPTOSIS: 7:33pm On Sep 06

Samantha125:
Why confront them when you can get your own side dude and enjoy yourself?😶😶😶

Young GirLs never see side dude at all to settle down.....na Old woman with bilateral hip arthritis go quickly get side dude wey go suddenly better pass her husband 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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