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Politics › Re: "We Have 2,000 Staff Working For 240M People" - NAFDAC Director Laments (video) by APOPTOSIS: 3:14pm On Jul 30
We never see anything yet.
This is just the beginning
Celebrities › Re: Kam Debbie: Nollywood Teen Poses With Baby Python For New Flick by APOPTOSIS: 3:11pm On Jul 30
BALL PYTHONS
This one na the most friendly snake in the world naaa. Most times these BALL PYTHONS are forced-fed else they wouldn't eat at all.
Make she try black or green MAMBA
Romance › Re: Foul Smell May Be The Cause Of Some Sexless Marriage by APOPTOSIS: 1:16am On Jul 29
apelikirk:
the women go provoke
Women would rather die than hear such.
They detest "DEFEAT" and accountability
Romance › Re: Foul Smell May Be The Cause Of Some Sexless Marriage by APOPTOSIS: 1:15am On Jul 29
doctore212:
One man food is another man poison .
Such smells turn me on, especially if the babe never baff for early morning and u come collect doggy ontop.
It makes sence die
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
Business › Re: FG In Talks To Revive Textile Factories, Ajaokuta Steel by APOPTOSIS: 3:31pm On Jul 28
RichDad1:
I think anything about this Ajaokuta steel should be outlawed in this country. For so many years now, it's been the same old story.
Absolutely
Absolutely
In Fact, it should be criminal to mention that name again. This is like reviving an 80 year old woman to start birthing babies
Crime › Re: Ibrahim Mbaya: Man Beaten To Death By Mob In Jos Over Alleged Phone Theft by APOPTOSIS: 12:48pm On Jul 28
One of such reasons sane people JAPA
Affliction shouldn't even arise the first time not to talk of second.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Which Kind Dressing Is This by APOPTOSIS: 10:34pm On Jul 27
adaxme:
nairaland is starting to give attention to whores.
What is this
U are dragging all of us into this nonsense??
Honestly
Satellite TV Technology › Re: I Just Killed A Snake For The First Time In My Life This Afternoon (pics) by APOPTOSIS: 4:55pm On Jul 25
Same SNAKES I dey catch with my hand
Very unfortunate
Celebrities › Re: “sex Spoils Good Friendships” — Bbnaija's Tochi Advises Men To Keep Female Frien by APOPTOSIS: 12:07am On Jul 25
AGREED 💯💯
Celebrities › Re: Video Of South Africans Screaming At Chidimma Adetshina To Go Home To Nigeria by APOPTOSIS: 4:20pm On Jul 23
Same thing fellow Nigerians tell fellow Nigerians in the same Nigeria
Family › Re: Nigerian Man Publicly Vows Never To Cheat Before Wife Brings Him To Canada(Video by APOPTOSIS: 3:16pm On Jul 22
...and these are ADULTS
😭😭😭😭😭
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Left Me Because I Had Vitiligo – Blessing Opeyemi Oduola (video) by APOPTOSIS: 2:31pm On Jul 22
idris646:
joke aside this kain girls dey sweet ehn.
mumu don lose better thing.
...na dem dey Love no doubt.
Politics › Re: Delta Commissioner, Moses Ogodo Cries, Tries To Kneel For Governor Oborevwori by APOPTOSIS: 12:44am On Jul 22
MakindeHassan:
This one doesn’t have anything to offer oo. He’s just grateful his time has come to share the cake.
SimpLe.
If he isn't a Thief why do such?
Politics › Re: Delta Commissioner, Moses Ogodo Cries, Tries To Kneel For Governor Oborevwori by APOPTOSIS: 12:44am On Jul 22
All because of the Delta Money he will have access to. Do these men know what service means? Do they understand the meaning of "service provider".....
Looks more like a compensation to him than service to his people 😩😭😫
Politics › Re: “We Were Tricked To Fight Igbos During The War” Plateau Governor Apologises by APOPTOSIS: 8:59pm On Jul 21
Dreambeat:
Not accepted, we need Gowon to come and apologize
Even if he does.
I won't accept.
Others may but not me.
They executed almost all the first sons of a tribe after reneging on an agreement
Politics › Re: “We Were Tricked To Fight Igbos During The War” Plateau Governor Apologises by APOPTOSIS: 6:04pm On Jul 21
Truth is coming out.
Finally
Romance › Re: Which Of The 2 Ladies You Will Choose (pic) by APOPTOSIS: 3:17pm On Jul 21
Very Simple Question
I will choose B any day, any time.
I will spend my entire lifetime begging A to love me. It's gonna be entirely transactional with A.
Single men must avoid A. It's a warning.
The only woman that can guarantee your peace and take your nonsense is B.
That's the woman you can say that she's ready for marriage and will rarely stress you.
Woman that Loves you will never make life difficult for you. U can date A but marry B
Politics › Re: Jigawa Governor Meets Empty Offices During Surprise Tour Of State Secretariat by APOPTOSIS: 3:05pm On Jul 21
BLACK MAN and Free Money na 5 & 6
Pets › Re: Meet Taiwo Okikiola (Snake Lady) by APOPTOSIS: 5:46am On Jul 21
Ramski:
You're carrying a friendly snake calling your self a prossessed witch why don't you carry cobra
That one na journey of no return oo
Pets › Re: Meet Taiwo Okikiola (Snake Lady) by APOPTOSIS: 11:54pm On Jul 20
These are just BALL PYTHONS..
The harmless of all snakes on the planet
Sports › Re: The 2030 World Cup Will Be Played Across 3 Continents, See Host Countries by APOPTOSIS: 10:22pm On Jul 20
Lukuluku69:
😆

The new Coach wants him on board too. Martinez really did himself in this past world cup. CR7 ought have started from the bench but his ego wouldn't allowed for that.

I know he will still want to come for 2030 edition, he is Mr. Challenge there is the little business of the 1,000 goals to close and appearing in 2030 will add the stat of the most appearance.

And if he failed to win it in 2030, he can always aim to win it in Saudi Arabia in 2034. He will just be 49 years old or should I say young 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣
He can do it with penalties.
Sports › Re: The 2030 World Cup Will Be Played Across 3 Continents, See Host Countries by APOPTOSIS: 9:26pm On Jul 20
Lukuluku69:
He will be there.
Portugal is Co-hosting
Perfect
He should come from the bench
Then in 2032 he can come from his retirement home. He must win the world cup too.
First, he has to relieve himself of the curse he placed on himself about the world cup.
U can't insult such and want to win same
We still have the Olympics there oo
Sports › Re: The 2030 World Cup Will Be Played Across 3 Continents, See Host Countries by APOPTOSIS: 9:08pm On Jul 20
PENDU should start warming up
Let the Penalty gOAT know that it's not late.
He can still be the Abraham Lincoln of Soccer.
He should chicken out.
Atiku should be his role model
Romance › Re: Stop Marrying The Woman You Love. Marry The Woman Who's Useful by APOPTOSIS: 3:52pm On Jul 20
Most NAIRALAND WOMEN would have deep seated hatred on any one who says and supports this statement.
Check well, any Lady who detests men who say such is either very Lazy, a Leech or has no purpose in life.
A HARDWORKING LADY will never see any wrong in this caption. 💯💯💯
I have always said this, avoid Ladies with poor mentality from poor homes. It kills.
Crime › Re: Police Arrest Four Cops For Extorting ICPC Chairman In Abuja by APOPTOSIS: 3:47pm On Jul 20
Must they know the ICPC Chairman's identity before doing their job?
Country just dey tol childish abeg
Celebrities › Re: Ishowspeed Asks Seyi Tinubu For Nigerian Passport At 2026 World Cup Final! (pics by APOPTOSIS: 3:39pm On Jul 20
Yakhi84:
This one sef na news? The funny stories wey Nairaland no go carry go front page does not exist.
I just tire oo
Same Shows Ishowspeed we no send for USA.
Like he knows we no send am
Crime › Re: South Africa Lady Caught Looting Foreigners Shop, See Her Being Ransacked by APOPTOSIS: 3:34pm On Jul 20
This one na mobile kiosk already
Politics › Re: Rotimi Amaechi Reveals Why He No Longer Calls Himself An Igbo Man by APOPTOSIS: 3:32pm On Jul 20
Most Nigerians are just too petty.
When can we grow above things like this?
Can we say an Igbo man hasn't murdered an Igbo before?
Can we say a Yoruba hasn't murdered a Yoruba before?
Can we say an Hausa has murdered an Hausa before?
The country is just too childish for my liking.
Hence the Lawlessness
Sports › Re: Spain Are FIFA World Cup 2026 Champions! by APOPTOSIS: 12:38am On Jul 20
robosky02:
The boy he bathed has come to bath him
Which is how life should be.
If you ain't better than your Father then something is wrong spiritually except he isn't your dad
Sports › Re: Spain Are FIFA World Cup 2026 Champions! by APOPTOSIS: 11:27pm On Jul 19
Congratulations to the SPANIARDS
🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸
Congratulations to the Argentines
🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
Sports › Re: Spain Vs Argentina: World Cup 2026 Final (1 - 0) On 19th July 2026 by APOPTOSIS: 11:12pm On Jul 19
Peltop:
I swear not even a bronze self🤣😂😭
Who dash Pendu junior world cup not to talk of senior
Sports › Re: Spain Vs Argentina: World Cup 2026 Final (1 - 0) On 19th July 2026 by APOPTOSIS: 11:10pm On Jul 19
goslowgoslow:
He has one world cup already and a silver is guaranteed where is Ronald? How has his carrier ended?
2 Silvers now and One GOLD
Pendu has nothing
Not even a PLANK

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