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Romance / Re: Ritualist Get's Caught Trying To Kill Hookup Girl For Ritual In A Hotel by APOPTOSIS: 6:59pm
Dem still dey address the idiot as "Oga"...πŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ
Una no go kill me
Politics / Re: Navy Personnel, Seaman Abbas Detained Because Of This Video by APOPTOSIS: 6:54pm
Lawlessness at its peak.
Saddening. Complete lack of professionalism across board.

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Politics / Re: Voting Patterns In The South East 1999 Till 2023. Show Me The Tribal Correlation by APOPTOSIS: 4:16pm
givedemwotowoto:

Comrade, your generous offer is truly appreciated.
Please do me a favor and extend it to someone who may need it more.
Your positive feedback is more than enough for me.
Thank you again!
You are welcome.
Your level of cerebral acuity is well appreciated.
Crime / Re: Hotel Staff Rush Into Room After Hearing Screams To Find A Naked Woman Tied Up by APOPTOSIS: 4:04pm
She won't stop.
I can bet my University degree and Licences.
Just give her a maximum of one week.
If you know such Ladies, you will understand.
Who are you to advice a desperate woman..
Who are you to advice a lustful woman..
Even Angel couldn't stop Lot's wife

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Politics / Re: They Have Rename Nigeria 'Federal Republic Of Rice' - Deji Adeyanju (Video) by APOPTOSIS: 12:12pm
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I started addressing Nigeria as a lawless society right from 1990 and since then the country hasn't disappointed.
He has completely nailed it but how is this different from what Mazi Nnamdi Kanu has been saying all these years...
Even Policemen can be subcontracted to Agberos πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I saw one Davido's video where he was being accompanied by Soldiers, and he was smoking "Igbo"...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Same Soldiers that will arrest others for doing such.
Nigeria is the pinnacle of lawlessness, if I never lived there, I wouldn't have known.
When you test other nations you will understand...
Business / Re: Naira Depreciates To N1,645/$ In Parallel Market by APOPTOSIS: 12:05pm
longetivity:
Tinubu is a one term president.
How??
Seems you don't know the number of Foolish people in that country.
You ought to be more worried about the number of poor thinking individuals around you than Tinubu

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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello: Moment EFCC Stormed Kogi Lodge To Whisk Away Ex Governor (Video) by APOPTOSIS: 12:02pm
ponlear:
Yahaya Bello is a chosen.. who are you EFCC?

Really, why is Yahaya Bello running? If you did not steal or have skeletons in his cupboard. Why run and hide?
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Make CHOSEN provide am with their Bulletproof vests and bomb experts.
That church get everything, including paratroopers

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Politics / Re: Voting Patterns In The South East 1999 Till 2023. Show Me The Tribal Correlation by APOPTOSIS: 10:21am
givedemwotowoto:
Tinubu supporters who have been lying to the country since 2015, have also been lying that the South East voted along tribal lines in the 2023 presidential election rather than who they believed was the best presidential candidate.

Let me show you the voting patterns of the South East since 1999, just to set the records straight in case you haven't realized that Tinubu supporters are lying to you to cover up for their poor choices since 2015 fueled mostly by tribal and/or religious bigotry.

Breakdown of SE votes % since 1999:

1999 (Obasanjo vs Olu Falae): 86% (Obasanjo), 14% (Falae).

2003 (Obasanjo vs. Buhari vs Ojukwu): 65% (Obasanjo), 28% (Ojukwu), 7% (Buhari). Note that Buhari had an Igbo running mate.

2007 (Yar'Adua vs. Buhari): 97% (Yar'Adua), 3% (Buhari). Note that Buhari had an Igbo running mate again.

2011 (Goodluck vs Buhari): 98% (Goodluck), 2% (Buhari). Buhari's % didn't change much despite not having an Igbo running mate.

2015 (Goodluck vs Buhari): 93% (Goodluck), 7% (Buhari). Buhari's % increased despite not having an Igbo running mate

2019 (Buhari vs Atiku): 89% (Atiku), 11% (Buhari). Buhari's % increased again despite Atiku having an Igbo running mate

2023 (Peter Obi vs. Tinubu vs. Atiku): 91% (PO), 5% (Tinubu), 4% (Atiku). PO had slightly less % in the SE compared to GEJ and Yar'Adua.


Note the following:

1. Ojukwu had only 28% of the votes in the SE in 2003. Why only 28% if this was about tribe? Ojukwu didn't even win any state in the SE at the presidential election.

2. Buhari had Igbo running mates in 2003 and 2007. Why only 7% and 3% respectively if there was a tribal correlation?

3. Buhari who was losing very badly in the SE with Igbo running mates, increased his % against Atiku who had an Igbo running mate.

Meanwhile from 2007 till 2023, these Igbos contested at the presidential election:

2007: Orji Uzo Kalu (Only 3% of votes in the SE)

2011: Pat Utomi (less than 1% of votes in the SE)

2019: Kingsley Moghalu (less than 1% of votes in the SE)

2023: Peter Obi (91% of votes in the SE)

Show me again where tribe played any significant role in the SE more than any other region in Nigeria
Pass me your Account Details...you have done well.
You may not need the Gift but give it to any CHOSEN Member around you or better still use am drink Cold Beer.

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Sports / Re: Ronaldo Uses Asake’s β€˜Active’ In Latest Instagram Post by APOPTOSIS: 10:15am
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Travel / Re: Kaduna To Zaria Went From ₦200 To ₦2000 In 8 Years β€” Man Laments by APOPTOSIS: 10:08am
Kobojunkie:
More like the reward of bad citizenry! Citizens cannot sit with arms folded electing criminals into office each election cycle yet expect things to magically turn out well. Never in the history of the world has it ever worked out that way. undecided

What we have in Nigeria are clear examples of bad/terrible citizens who don't really care for the collective welfare of the country and its people. They may say they do with their tongues but action, they say, speaks louder than words! undecided
Absolutely Correct.
Permission to quote you.
Probably some politicians and Traditional rulers that supported this anarchy are already suffering too. But they will never own up. The ego of a black man. Useless pride.
Such Idiotic leadership make me believe women would have done much better
Travel / Re: Kaduna To Zaria Went From ₦200 To ₦2000 In 8 Years β€” Man Laments by APOPTOSIS: 10:05am
BigYash:
cheesy Is it not what they voted and supported? Why is he now complaining.. Make them push the money to 20k sef,too cheap at that 2k.. So that he go start use donkey for traveling. Next election now,they will still support worst..
You nailed it.
Most of them voted out of hatred just to spite others even when they saw the glaring truth.
No be Nigerians again....Suffering and Smiling.
#2000 is still very small. I was expecting #15000

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Religion / Re: Stop Using My Church To Catch Cruise. You’re Playing With Fire-chosen Member by APOPTOSIS: 12:22pm On Sep 18
Your church turned a Lion into an Uber rideπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Even your Pastor was left in awe when the testifier spewed the hell out of his mouth.
Your church dey create content now. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Anyway, it's helping Nigerians relax. Kudos!
Politics / Re: Happiness Among Nigerians By Ethnicity (male & Female) by APOPTOSIS: 12:17pm On Sep 18
What's there to be Happy about a country whose total output can't even power Hearthrow and Singapore Airports for 24 hours 😭😭😭😭.
Ordinary 4500 megawatts since 1960.
Even Amazon won't accept to trade such a nation as a fairly used product

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Politics / Re: Arise TV Founder, Nduka Obaigbena Visits Wike (Photos) by APOPTOSIS: 12:00pm On Sep 18
See how Wike looks.
This is what happens when one suffers burnt out from the Exhaustive phase of General Response System. GEJ who is older looks much younger than him. Wike not up to 60years, with so much at his disposal yet quality of life is not appreciating. They think everything is about Thug life, money and racketeering. Why wouldn't you look that way when your cortisol/adrenaline & thyroid hormones are always high alongside chronic Alcoholism

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Religion / Re: Chosen Church Choir Replies Critics (Music) by APOPTOSIS: 11:53am On Sep 18
Mariangeles:
I like the song. πŸ˜€
Honestly, I cherish the songπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
I think I will be patronizing the Lord's Chosen and Odumeje Minstries when I enter NaijaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Politics / Re: FG Alerts 11 States As Cameroon Plans Lagdo Dam Release by APOPTOSIS: 4:32am On Sep 18
2012, 2022 now 2024 Loading...
Noah's Flood again.
Religion / Re: I Am A Chosen Mopol, E - Money Proudly Declared - Photos by APOPTOSIS: 6:20pm On Sep 17
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Abeg make una pass me Lord's Chosen vest. I want visit Japan so I need am to disappear

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Politics / Re: Remi Tinubu Unveils National Unity Fabric (Designed By Mofinyinfoluwa Bamidele) by APOPTOSIS: 6:06pm On Sep 17
How can the most tribalistic First Lady in History launch such an initiative?
Isn't that Ironical?
Religion / Re: Deeone Tells People Joking About God Of Chosen To Ask God For Forgiveness by APOPTOSIS: 6:03pm On Sep 17
Subonbon:
I never know say heaven don employ lawyer.....
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No be heaven employ am. The Guy is just being delusional with religious grandiosity

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Religion / Re: Deeone Tells People Joking About God Of Chosen To Ask God For Forgiveness by APOPTOSIS: 5:38pm On Sep 17
It seems this Guy drank mmkpurummiri .
So because you are senseless and irrational in thinking with a completely distorted thought process, you expect others to tow same path. Na you God go forgive.
Common sense should have made you ask why such special testimonies always emanate from that gathering of confused people among all Christians.
Why does Catholic, Anglican, Baptists, Adventists, RCCG, Winners, Cele and many more not transmit such testimonies. This is where you should apply analytical reasoning and not about PhD. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

PhD doesn't equate to common sense.
There's a huge difference between Intelligence and Brilliance.
I have seen Foolish and Careless Professors.
Your comment even makes us laugh the moreπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Even the Chosen pastor beside the testifier was left in awe at the testimony πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Romance / Re: The Difference Between South African Girls And Nigerian Girls - SA Lady (Video) by APOPTOSIS: 3:35pm On Sep 17
Urgent 2k has left the group.
SA Girl no remember to talk about the Urgent 2k Nigerian ladies.
Probably for this administration na Urgent 8k

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Religion / Re: Lord's Chosen Reacts To 'AK-47' Testimony by APOPTOSIS: 3:28pm On Sep 17
thesicilian:
So they're saying she was allowed to give testimony of something that happened in a dream?
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Meaning the Gas cylinder woman na dream too

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Foreign Affairs / Re: South African Youths Are Very Lazy - SA Lady (Video) by APOPTOSIS: 9:59am On Sep 17
CodeTemplarr:
Even Nigerians who accuse western powers for their woes and lack of industrial progress, opposed one of theirs and labelled him a monopolist for building a refinery successfully forgetting he did what they failed at. Today they Nigerians are happy with a monopoly agreement to take the product of that refinery.
It is in our blood to oppose those who do what we are unwillinh to do yet we rush to take the fruits.

It has been a decade since Zimbabwe expelled white farmers, how many black farmers have utilized those lands?
You deserved a Cold Beer.
Common sense dey your blood.
Since Mugabe drove away the white farmers what have they achieved?

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Family / Re: He Is About Divorcing Me by APOPTOSIS: 3:24pm On Sep 16
JovialJune:
Then let him be and find your own way, unfortunately Nigerian laws doesn't favour women, take that as your cross and do better for yourself.
Who told you it doesn't favour's women too?
Has she tried?
She's about trying, and that's the reason she's seeking legal advice.
Except you are a legal practitioner.
I believe the court will mandate him to take care of his child or children.
But for marriage or any relationship, it's not by coercion, not in many parts of the world.
Romance / Re: Moment A Bride Broke Down In Tears While Introducing Her Groom To Her Family by APOPTOSIS: 3:04pm On Sep 16
Zonefree:
Lol

Women and their manipulation.
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...na their way naaa
We just can't do without them.
The worst is when they're lying.
They lie and shed victim tears together πŸ˜‚
As a man, you can re-manipulate them if you have a substance.
I Love them anyway
Business / Re: Nigerian Woman Sells Swallow, Banga Rice For Β£10 Per Plate In The UK by APOPTOSIS: 2:59pm On Sep 16
Always defacing cities😭😭
Why can't you get a clean spot?
Same way lots of Mexicans are now defacing the once beautiful Los Angeles, Why?

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Travel / Re: Chinese Man Seen Doing Conductor Job In A Nigerian City (Video) by APOPTOSIS: 2:26pm On Sep 16
MightySparrow:
He could be a spy
What does Nigeria in terms of security that one could spy on?
Are we a security threat to Cameroon, Niger or DRCongo?
Romance / Re: He Travelled Without Telling Me by APOPTOSIS: 7:09am On Sep 16
Bighead9:


But in your old thread you claimed you are married. Where did you now meet a another man and hoping to marry him when you are a married woman?
That one was a spirit husband πŸ˜‚
Romance / Re: Lady’s Patience Finally Pays Off As Boyfriend Proposes After 7 Years Of Dating by APOPTOSIS: 7:05am On Sep 16
Now he's gonna lose his freedom & peace of mind, which remain the most chief cornerstones of a man

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Politics / Re: Danger: See Asari Dokubo & His New Recruit Black Army by APOPTOSIS: 11:35pm On Sep 15
Nigeria sorry..
Romance / Re: He Travelled Without Telling Me by APOPTOSIS: 10:01pm On Sep 15
Flywheel212:
So I met this guy like three years ago and within a year I noticed he was keeping me on a low so I felt he wasn't serious with me and I had a discussion with him that if he isn't interested in something more it's best we go our separate ways since I wanted a serious relationship which will eventually lead to marriage, he cried and begged that he was serious, things went on still no formal introduction to his family members or friends.
Then he started making plans to travel, I was part of it, the plan was for us to get married then travel together, before I knew it he became secretive and and avoiding me, fast forward to some months back he called me on a WhatsApp call crying for me to forgive him that he was abroad and doesn't know what came over him and why he couldn't tell me, he claims he is still in love with me and wants us to work, without a promise as to what all this will lead to, he wants us to lean on hope for the best.
So, what exactly do you want us to do now?
You didn't specifically make any request
Do you want us to commit him or you into prayers?
Do you want us to pray for him to be deported back to you?
IF you still feel something for him why not cleave to him, after all he has made his request.
He was secretive for reasons best known to him.
People visit Nigeria without even revealing their travel plans to their parents, not to talk of siblings....so are you in any way superior to bloodline relatives?

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