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Any more experiences?

MandelaLives:
Good question. I have a friend called Peter. The speed with which that guy sends me money when he feels I'm in need is alarming. The last time he sent me 100k, I almost collapsed because I had nothing that day. Coincidentally, he is from Anambra and bears a striking resemblance with Peter Obi. Even his surname starts with O. Please, say a little prayer for him on my behalf.

You sure say no be you him use anytime wey you need money body go Dey bite am? Na joke o

We all have one or two gifts we place over others, mine's when i was down and dead broke, and needed just #60 for a project, I was hopeless till I ran into my current best friend.


I had 5 days deadline for the project and no hope from anywhere, I posted about it on my Whatsapp status and he replied (my nigga) and asked of my aza, I sent and he wired me #85k shocked

Man I was mad with joy and thanking this nigga but he said I shouldn't mention, I even promised to pay back and he refused, I can proudly say God and this my nigga made me today because I got 1.1m after the project (real contract was 310k but I got two more jobs making 1.1m)



That's my story ........



What's yours?

Borntosmoke:
Even though I prefer loud than kolos. Kolos na still small smoke to me. Sey make I buy one for u make u test aaam??

I Dey smoke colos normally…. I never pass out once because I Dey puff loud join

SultanOfPuna:
How person go dey brag say him dey smoke colorado
Out of all achievements wey full this world

I tire… be like e never reach where e take beg God once

Borntosmoke:
Amateur too full here abeg!!! All this people ain't Real G. Small Colorado dey shake u. I started smoking Colorado when I was 13yrs nothing do me. I just Know I slept for 2 days like a ghost. After that it has been a normal thing. But I prefer loud and mpuri Miri to Colorado. I can smoke collorado 10 times a day and nothing go do me. If you get any sure plug wey I fit buy loud for cheap price. Someone should Hala me. If I no smoke waiting I gain

Dey here Dey make mouth! Colos no be Wetin dem dey use Dey play! And na ice go kill you last last

sweetonugbu:
Story that didnt happen.

Ask your generation if it happened

SportyBet?2

imagrg:
Can't you help a lady without having sex with her?
These young men sef..I blame the yeye girls wen dey give una attention.

Should I send you her account number? So you’ll send her the money?

kals4luv990:
Na Kids full here
Y dnt yu guys shock dis other gender for once ni
Let's stop doing wat dey expect us to do#inviting dem ova nd banging dem or casting dem online#
Bro yu can behave lyk a matured guy buy giving her dat 1k nd not asking her for sex or anything and still b casual wit her
Dats maturity
#if yu quote me stupidly I will take your girlfriend #

You be big mumu

HeroHero:
Anyway is people from broken home, products of failed marriages and children raised by single mother who lack home training can be posting their mothers unclothedness on the social media.
Chai! I know, when u were born, ur single mother will be tanking her God that she has given birth to a human being.

Ok hungry kid

HeroHero:
Keep advertising ur mother's pussy. That could not make her popular on social media. Rather it degrade her and ur family.
Now u have shown that u have young and sexy mother, go and use it to collect award.

Congratulations! Ur mother has a beautiful ass

How did you recognize your mothers ass and pussy?
You spy on her when she baths?

HeroHero:
Also try show to ur parents and siblings. I know they will congratulate u with a trophy.
Nonsense!

I’ve showed it to your father guess what? He was very proud

prophetfire:
. Bros, you are wrong. Na sex that girl want. You no decode. The five hun stuff was a ploy for you to tell her to come and collect "it".
Though you might still donate five hun, but na abunna she dey find from you.

Bruhda I be street boy no Dey tell me wetin I know….
If I wan Bleep am I go f0ck am no be you go tell me how I go do am pass

deavicky:
I really want to read the chat but I couldn't because of ur background picture. You could have remove it before posting it. I'm not a Saint but personally I find stuff like that offensive.

Come and remove it!
Live your life and I live mine now fk off

HeroHero:
U just want us to see ur adulterous phonographic screen. Nothing more!

You’ve seen it now run off like a dog

Privatepart00:
Hope the girl’s name isn’t Precious.
That one asked for N500 that she’s hungry
She said if I can send [/b]just[b] N500 for her to eat.
That word just changed everything
I ignored, she started with insults calling me broke guy
Laughed at her , that she ain’t broke yet can’t afford N500
And she was very ugly looking like a grandma with her face and old weavon
Forming posh for me , told her to block herself off my page .
That no money is just or common if she can’t afford it.
Bitch couldn’t add “please” to her pleading

Don’t mind the beeeches they think all men are still under the pussy bondage!

Fedrick100:
Bro
Can my iPhone 11 be updated to this your update iOS

Yes it can just go to software updates on your settings

toujurs:
That was how i sent one babe 5k, out of my kind heart. She blocked me. I met this girl in public bus. She pleaded with me, that she needed 5k to eat and tidy up some other little things. Someone using iphone xr, and you don't have money to eat

Out of my kind heart, i transferred the 5k, i was surprised to wake up to next day, only to notice that i can't get access to her via what's app, voice call and text message. I was shocked!

For her mind she don smart Girls!

FriendsAndFans:
She has seen you as her father and mother. And her beacon of hope...

No mind the Werey

tayo60:
What you wanted everyone to see is d wallpaper

Ok you saw it now scuttle off

Danibonk:
Nobody is talking about the wall paper you just spoil my 7 days fasting na today make an 6 brother am very sure you will never near heaven gate

Na you sabi

So? What are we to do?

JoeRizzla:
lol
Hunger bad

This one no be hunger na pure leechry

Niftkid:
Buhari can u just remove ur glasses and take a look at what you've caused . your bad presidency turned our young girls to beggars and hookup babes oh no you must pay .

Lol buhari is blind maybe you ask balabluuu

diogo23:
This people are really shameless, that idiot fit be here on nairaland claiming what she's not

I swear bro!
Just 1 day of chat that I forced myself to she’s already billing me not that I’m toasting her sef o

You can’t whine me…
Next step is to invite her over and bang her very hard!

TRP is Golden

Lmao she legit taught she could whine me to send money
she added me up through link and I just saved her contact and left her there she actually lives in my community.
So yesterday I posted a funny video I got from twitter, and she replied, we got talking I asked for her pics and sent her mine also…
this morning now she don Dey call me baby immediately I saw that warhead I knew what was to follow so I prepared my Defence
I wan snub her life till she told herself I was snubbing that was when I replied
Abeg make Ona observe the chat

Note: any foolish wannabe feminist who come here to pour out her frustration will be replied accordingly because there’s always one

Jennyclay:
Another thread for broke men to start ranting.
Someone asked you for a little favor to help her with ordinary 3k, she even promised to pay back but you ran away and to make things worse, you brought a private issue to a public forum . Nawa oo
If you don't have money kindly tell her you are as broke as a naked man. A naked man does not put his hands inside pocket. What if she asked for 30k nko? You should be ashamed of yourself. Shame!

Ordinary 3k, Bad energies everywhere! Shior!

You are a fking dimwit! I’ll like the op to expose the aza so you’ll credit it MF you must be the number one president of the beggers association.:. Someone he met not long is asking for 3k when they are not even dating begger like you