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PoliticsRe: Peter Obi Lacks Moral Right To Talk About Poverty - Sanwo-Olu by appleous:
Et tu tu Sanwo?

Hark, a miniscule derriere doth quiver!!!
Nairaland GeneralRe: You Can Now Block People On Nairaland (for A Time) by appleous:
If I can't block Alex reports and the other 1001 accounts he uses to push nonsensical threads to the frontpage, then what's the use?

Because he is a mod?

This wasn't properly thought through hence will be ineffective.
Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Idol Season 10 (Live Updates) by appleous: 7:24pm On Apr 27, 2025
Is this what we need in Nigeria today?

Other sensible countries are focused on STEM, AI etc, we are doing singing competitions.


I pour spit on Nigeria
CrimeRe: Man Kills Fellow Nigerian in France Over Cult Supremacy Battle (Photos) by appleous: 5:32pm On Apr 27, 2025
Biggeststar01:
He is Yoruba. Na why we no see him name. If he were Igbo the name for Dey in bold.
Don't be daft.

This is an old video and the killer and "killee" are both cultists from Edo State.

Not everything should be viewed through the lenses of ethnic jingoism.
CrimeRe: Man Kills Fellow Nigerian in France Over Cult Supremacy Battle (Photos) by appleous:
If you Japa to Europe and you meet a Nigerian, 99% of the time, it's safer for you if you avoid them.


Especially those ones who arrived via the desert.

Don't go to Europe and start looking for Nigerian communities to join.
PhonesRe: $220m Fine: Judgement Will Affect Our Services In Nigeria – Whatsapp by appleous: 4:37pm On Apr 27, 2025
CodeTemplarr:
You are not serous. In America where average 9-5 office worker can spend equivalent of N1m in disposable funds a month, their data is highly valuable to merchants, sellers and advertisers. In Nigeria, to mildly put it, people spend as high as 70% on feeding so have almost nothing left for the sort of things advertisers and onlines commercials businesses target with such data from WhatsApp and the likes. What is your data worth to any serious person?
Exactly!!!

This is why SM companies pay very little in comparison to other locations for African views.

Check what YouTube pays for African views.

Africans are poor. We barely have any disposable income.

Advertising to Africans is a waste of time and effort because they can't buy what is advertised.

Whatsapp should call the FGNs bluff and shut down their services.

The Tinubu government is a corrupt extractive regime who don't know how to add value to anything
PhonesRe: $220m Fine: Judgement Will Affect Our Services In Nigeria – Whatsapp by appleous: 4:34pm On Apr 27, 2025
Dear Whatsapp,

Instead of paying a fine to the Nigerian government (which is a shakedown by a group of corrupt people who will share it amongst themselves), kindly consider shutting down your services.

Nigerians existed before Whatsapp and will continue to exist after you are gone.

Call their bluff.

DO NOT PAY!!!
HealthRe: My Wife Died After I Took Sex Enhancer Herb, Had Rounds Of ‘Unique’ Sex With Her by appleous: 1:49pm On Apr 27, 2025
This is why it's difficult to explain to Tinubu that Nigerians are suffering
PoliticsRe: Abia 2027: Ukwa-ngwa Leaders Urge Deputy Speaker Kalu To Join Governorship Race by appleous: 12:50pm On Apr 27, 2025
Deceive him

Collect his money

Give him false hope
Christianity EtcRe: Protesters At NAPTIP Demand Probe Of Olukoya Over Alleged Sexual Abuse by appleous: 9:24am On Apr 27, 2025
Anything they say that MF did?

He did that shit!!!
PoliticsRe: Gbenga Hashim Asks Wealthy Citizens To Support Nigeria's Developmental Efforts by appleous: 6:05am On Apr 27, 2025
bilms:
I secured 48 federal appointments to Kwara in 1999 and no Governor has matched that- Gbenga Hashim


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBr3FVeAHac?si=VORCms_8atUzs-dL
Is this an achievement?
EducationRe: Missing UTME Girl, Esther Oladele, Found (Photo) by appleous: 6:16pm On Apr 26, 2025
Happy she was let go alive.

Any other thing done to her will pass with time.

Nigeria is truly a shithole
PoliticsRe: Invest In Nigerians - VP Shettima Begs International Partners At World Bank/IMF by appleous:
Hearing this man speak, with his barely audible English and thick Kanuri accent.

The vapidity of his ideas, and pedestrian thinking, one will wonder how he was able to rise up the ranks in Zenith bank and also in politics.

Africans and forever promoting the worst of us to rule over the rest of us, is as sure as death and taxes.
PoliticsRe: Photos Of Hannatu Musawa At Ikogosi Warm Springs Resort! by appleous: 1:42pm On Apr 26, 2025
WTF is she wearing?

Can't she dress appropriately based on the destination?

And this one is a leader? Someone whose brain isn't working properly
PoliticsRe: What If Obi Joins APC Tomorrow? by appleous: 6:42am On Apr 26, 2025
Can never happen
CelebritiesRe: Chizzy Alichi Welcomes First Child (photos) by appleous: 11:13pm On Apr 25, 2025
I thought this woman has kids already?

Who are those girls she keeps snapping pics with?

I also thought she was schizophrenic?
PhonesRe: Tribunal Order Meta, WhatsApp To Pay FCCPC $255 Million Fine In 60 Days by appleous: 7:46pm On Apr 25, 2025
Ikaeniyan0:
Why are you this pained because of my comment bro? You need to grow up
Go and collect the fine.

Owo mi da agbero government

People who can't even manage a one man business with no staff will be talking about collecting fines from international companies.

I say, go and collect it
CrimeRe: Female Soldier Calls Out Prankster For Pouring Water On Her In Uniform (photos/v by appleous: 7:45pm On Apr 25, 2025
They are raging bulls when facing unarmed civilians.

Put them in the front of Boko Haram small boys, they will run.


Yeye soldier
PhonesRe: Tribunal Order Meta, WhatsApp To Pay FCCPC $255 Million Fine In 60 Days by appleous: 7:16pm On Apr 25, 2025
Villagesquare:
Web 3 will stop all those nonsense
Imagine all this Companies limiting the views of your post, imagine them sometimes hiding your post from real Users till You pay for Ads.
Define web 3 ode.

Mouthing off jargons you barely have surface understanding of
PhonesRe: Tribunal Order Meta, WhatsApp To Pay FCCPC $255 Million Fine In 60 Days by appleous: 7:15pm On Apr 25, 2025
Ikaeniyan0:
Even if they decide to shut down their services, they will still pay the fine
I think it is you they will send to their SF headquarters to collect the fine?

Go and collect it

Oponu
PhonesRe: Tribunal Order Meta, WhatsApp To Pay FCCPC $255 Million Fine In 60 Days by appleous: 6:06pm On Apr 25, 2025
Wealthoptulent:
WHATSAPP don turn CASH APP for Govt

are they all ONE now grin cheesy cheesy cheesy


bruv, if u na BUSINESSMAN, u no fit own BRANCHES oooo, na just under one tree branch for JUCTION ur KIOSK go dey run. so because of tansho MONEY to the COMPANY, dem go LEAVE mainstream MARKET?
u think na PEANUT dem dey see for NIGERIA?
come to LONDON and see FACEBOOK HQ in kingcross , where BILLION is made daily... they have up to 2k people in the whole plaza, it takes 90mins to eradicate dem incase of FIRE INCIDENTS/ALARM but they LOSE MILLIONS per HOUR in such incidents
You write like an illiterate
PhonesRe: Tribunal Order Meta, WhatsApp To Pay FCCPC $255 Million Fine In 60 Days by appleous: 6:04pm On Apr 25, 2025
Clowns.

Money that they will steal?

Instead Meta should shut down their services in Nigeria.

Effing clowns
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi: Stop Demarketing Nigeria, You Can Relocate To Indonesia - Showunmi by appleous: 5:05pm On Apr 25, 2025
doncartel:
Showummi is now an informant with one leg in APC.
PDP by day, APC by night.

Same with that Makinde fellow
PoliticsRe: Arewa Youth Warns President Tinubu About Religion (Video) by appleous: 4:07pm On Apr 25, 2025
During Buharis disastrous 8 years regime these clowns claimed it is Haram in Islam to criticize leaders.

So what happened now?

Tinubu is not Muslim enough or it's because he isn't a Northerner?

They should be prepared to cry till 2031 because a Southerner will rule till then.

Hopefully not Tinubu
IslamRe: Allah's Reward Never Fades - More Than $18,000! by appleous: 12:13pm On Apr 25, 2025
Is the person's name Abdul?
RomanceRe: Lady Curses Man Who Made Her Leave Her Boyfriend, Got Her Pregnant & Blocked Her by appleous: 9:43am On Apr 25, 2025
Igbo women don't marry who they love,

They marry who is ready.
PoliticsRe: 2027: PDP Will Lose My Constituency - Honorable Wole Oke by appleous: 3:02am On Apr 25, 2025
This scallywag who has been in the house of reps since 1999.

Ask him how many bills he has successfully pushed to passing since he got there.

His own is to wear fila onilegogoro and speak English riddled with grammatically errors.

A specialist in failure.

No political ideology or principles.

Stands for nothing and falls for everything.

Hence his frequent cross carpeting
CrimeRe: NDLEA Seizes Illicit Drugs Worth ₦‎134 Billion In Lagos by appleous: 1:36am On Apr 25, 2025
Dogalmighty17:
We all can't be stupid. Let's use our heads even if NDLEA and Nigerian banks are stupid.

Drugs worth 134 billion naira? This money no matter how it gets laundered, has to be banked. All banks have KYC(Know Your Customer). Parasites being what they are, Nigerian banks only give you a KYC form to fill. Has it ever occurred to these brain dead lot that the billions they see entering a particular account, they can actually go out and visit the business claiming to generate such money? They don't do that.

The rise of drug use in Nigeria is one of the things putting pressure on the naira. These monies get changed to dollars and sent abroad. Nigeria has become a major transit hub for drugs. These drug guys will buy dollars at any rate just to keep business moving.

Until the NDLEA starts pushing banks to be accountable for unproven money flow into accounts, the drug business will keep flourishing.

It is impossible for drug business to work without banks facilitating it.
Excellent.
Now apply this logic to kidnapping for ransom, et.al

Fulani herdsmen who collect hundreds of millions of Naira in ransom aren't lunging around in the thick forest with Ghana-Must-Go bags filled with Naira notes.

This money will be introduced into the banking system.

Paid into accounts where account officers claim to have physically visited business premises (as part of KYC) to ascertain the type of business being conducted.


There is also NFIU report that is to be made for any physical deposit of #5m and above.

There are so many bells and alarms that should be triggered, but it won't; it only tolls for legitimate earners who, if $100 is paid into your DOM, HQ will flag it until you prove the source.

Apart from security agencies, the Nigerian banking system is a major aider and abettor of crime in Nigeria.

There are bankers today whose rise in the banking system was facilitated by deposits from criminals.

"Na who bring deposit dem go promote"

They all know what they are doing.
EducationRe: ATBU Sacks Lecturer Over Sexual Harassment Of Married PG Student by appleous: 11:49pm On Apr 24, 2025
What will he tell his family at home?

He was sacked because he wanted to sleep with someone else's wife?

Or maybe he lies and claims persecution?

Funny enough, despite this, I see him quickly getting employed by some other university

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