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Romance / Re: Am 85 And My Wife Is 34, She Loved Me Despite My Age Gap And Poverty by Apus: 5:34pm On Mar 30
Sincerely, Poverty doesn't look good on any one.

#Second pics though

I salute her. May fortune locate them.
Family / Re: I Suspect My Friend Of Bad Luck Aura by Apus: 6:21am On Mar 26
Very possible:

Some people live off other people's destiny. Those who associate with them start experiencing I'll luck.

Best is to leave the area if you find it difficult to dissociate yourself from him before you lose count of your losses.

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Romance / Re: Many Not To Do Well Guys Should Appreciate Blue Movies Female Actresses by Apus: 7:22am On Mar 25
Tempulated:


See the fool talking. If we check very well now this idiot might have seen a live matured coochie before anunpamu.

Idiot. Cant even make sense of the nonsense you typed.

Run-off!
Romance / Re: Ladies Can You Marry A Guy Who Lives Here? (photo) by Apus: 1:45am On Mar 25
No do mistake carry any how girl come this house oo. Next thing... I forgot my undies, I'm seeing my period... baby I'm pregnant😁

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Education / Re: Fire Guts UNIBEN Female Hostel by Apus: 9:23pm On Mar 19
slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Hahah
Why always that haĺl 1 abi Hall 2

I can recall in 2016 I was the one that single handedly called uniben fire service when I saw hall 1 on fire

Uniben that year as I dey press grace breast for near that mtn library
We be gather go read for basement o
Unto the son of man is fertile na so I coner her go library side go breast all her booby

Na so I see fire for hall 1...I quickly trigger fire service

Werey... 2016.
You never collect WAEC form sef when men don dey graduate.
Why you no go dey press d breast for Ekosodin.
Romance / Re: Many Not To Do Well Guys Should Appreciate Blue Movies Female Actresses by Apus: 8:44pm On Mar 17
Tempulated:


See the fool talking. If we check very well now this idiot might have seen a live matured coochie before anunpamu.

Loser.
Pussy man like you ejaculates by just hearing a female voice.
Romance / Re: Many Not To Do Well Guys Should Appreciate Blue Movies Female Actresses by Apus: 3:28pm On Mar 17
Sense is far from you.

Same body Nigerian girls trade like pure water. Just say you're suffering from acute low self esteem.

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Politics / Re: Emi lokan: "It is my turn to be Governor of Ondo State" - Olusola Oke by Apus: 10:13pm On Mar 12
If na country wey everybody head correct this man for don hear am. Don't be surprised he will still win the election.

E bin pa wa !

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Celebrities / Re: Herbert Wigwe’s Church, Rccg City Of David Betrayed His Family by Apus: 8:45pm On Mar 10
Rest!

U na too like to dey overflog issue

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Education / Re: Only Legends Will Remember This Book . by Apus: 3:45pm On Mar 10
Itiskdg121:
Gulliver's travel
Oh, memories

You can say that again.
I'm literally having goosebumps wishing I can relive those memories.
They don't even write well detailed adventure stories anymore.
Education / Re: Only Legends Will Remember This Book . by Apus: 5:53am On Mar 10
Sucre6:
Let me give you legendary list of books way we read that year

-Chike and the river

-Ralia the sugar girl

-Passport of mallam ilia

-Things fall apart

-Arrow of the gods

-Lord of the flies

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-Women of Owo

The one's I can still remember, them many, I don turn legend be that oh 😂




Let me add to your list:

-Anthills of the savannah
-Gulliver's travels
-The Gods are not to blame
-Boomerang
- Without a silver spoon
-Wives revolt
- The joys of motherhood (this one made me cry)

Wow! So me sef don turn legend.
School was fun sha.

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Travel / Re: U.S Army Helicopter Crashes Killing 3 Soldiers, Injuring 1 In Texas (Photos) by Apus: 7:46am On Mar 09
At this rate, the U.S needs to declare a state of emergency.
Service men and some private individuals have lost their lives more in helicopter crash than in active duty over the last one year.

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Politics / Re: Hardship: 80-Year-Old Man Commits Suicide In Lagos by Apus: 7:37am On Mar 09
Stevenson20:
The hardship is too much in the land. But taking your own life is not the solution, now the children will have to start borrowing or selling their properties for burial. So sad.

May his soul rest in peace

What would have been the solution for an eighty year old man who is poor and maybe sick, in a country that does not give a f**ck about the elderly?
I'm sure his children can't even feed themselves talk less of catering for their elderly father.

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Education / Re: Tochi Wigwe Vs Shettima: Northern Bigots Schooled by Apus: 7:19am On Mar 09
For goodness sake, where is our humanity & empathy? This girl is mourning not one but three family members. She is not in the right frame psychologically.
Same people criticizing her will do worse if they were in her shoes right now.
Bunch of hypocrites.

Most Nigerian Netizens often behave like animals.

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Celebrities / Re: John Okafor 'Mr Ibu' Is Dead (Photos) by Apus: 8:47pm On Mar 02
Damn!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Flour Massacre: Israel Guns Down Hundreds Of Starving Palestinians Trying To Acc by Apus: 8:39pm On Mar 02
The U.S and IDF simply have one mission which is to leave Palestine deflated such that they'd never think of going to war in the next 100 years. Unfortunately for them, they have no worthy ally to match up with Israel and it's ally.
Massive genocide going on there but trust the west to use propaganda to cover the truth.
Palestine played itself.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Can A Private School Teacher Saves From N20,000 Monthly Salary? by Apus: 8:25pm On Mar 02
Why not ask if you can marry with 20k salary? Shey You dey whine me?


Better to start POS business than waste your time on that job.
Politics / Re: Details Of Orosanye Report Implementation by Apus: 9:12am On Feb 27
Pension Transitional Agency should not be scrapped. Ministry of finance can never attend efficiently to the several complaints of pensioners the way PTAD is currently doing. Bureaucracy would mar and frustrate the whole process. It's like taking one step forward and taking two steps back.
Celebrities / Re: Omah Lay Should Be Sued For Humiliation - Social Media Influencer by Apus: 8:34pm On Feb 25
Sued for humiliation as how?

Yeah, what he did is condemnable but asking that he be sued is laughable. Can only happen if they were married. The law does not recognize boyfriend - girlfriend relationship.
Sports / Re: Nigerian Supporters Club Still On The Road From Ivory Coast, Bus Spoils In Ghana by Apus: 8:14pm On Feb 24
I can only imagine what they might be going through. A former colleague of mine once told me he spent over one week on the road to Ivory Coast. He developed PTSD.
Who are their sponsors?

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Politics / Re: Why Food Items Will Be Very Scarce In Nigeria Next Year - Babachir Lawal by Apus: 3:30pm On Feb 24
For f**KS sake, where the hell is the diesel Dangote promised will be in the market by February!
February is gone like this.
Petroleum energy dictates the price of almost everything in Nigeria, both goods and services. It's a pity we have to rely on one man at this crucial point.

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Food / Re: Many Nigerians Can No Longer Afford Beer by Apus: 9:10pm On Feb 22
Then that's a plus.
We need everyone to sober up.
No room for self indulgence at this critical time.

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Celebrities / Re: "We Met On Twitter " Nigeria Man Speak Out by Apus: 6:13pm On Feb 22
A win-win situation.

If you know, you know.

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Politics / Re: Govs Responsible For $/N Hike, Converting Allocations To Dollars - Idris Usman by Apus: 5:42pm On Feb 22
Everything is kuku possible in this country.

Let's just dollarize our economy, use the dollars as a defacto currency as a temporary measure against hyperinflation.

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Business / Re: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Apus: 8:39pm On Feb 21
James39:
I Don see shege for this domain business,

I outbound one of my domain priced at 4 figures. One enduser reply with serious laugh and emoji laughing hard.

I just confuse.

Few minutes later, I see SH sales email: the name sold at wholesale price of $15 (I forget say I list the name on SH wholesale market place)

I suspect the buyer to be that same person wey reply my email with laff.

Although the domain get just 3days before expiration, I just submit auth code and domain is off my account.

Now, another enduser agree to buy the name at my initial price. Lo and behold name is no more in my possession.


I just weak.

embarassed

I tried reaching out to the $15buyer e no de respond again.




Eeeyah, take heart bro.
Be like you go outbound give domainer cause I don't understand how he/she was able to get the name through the wholesale market if he/she haven't gotten some names there in the first place.
Politics / Re: 10 Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria In January 2024 - Nairametrics by Apus: 10:50am On Feb 17
easzypeaszy:
Hahahahahahaha u fit spend 80k for trnsport monthly to work for Rivers?
U fit leave for a room of 90k per year wey na Nylon una dey use poo go towey as toilet no dey?
U dey play wt Lagos abi
In Lagos u can live der for 10yrs and not knwin more dan ur office to ur house reason be say dey no dey run 2tins togthr fr Lagos
Nigeria movies don wash all of una head thinkin Lagos is som heaven...Even VGC no get water for cookin...dey play

Seriously bro.

Lagos no be here. I dey leave house for 5am still dey late go work only to come back around 9pm to repeat the next day again. E be like i go reason my freelance work again oo. Lets not even talk about transport cost. Inflation sef don rubbish person salary.

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Politics / Re: 10 Most Expensive States To Live In Nigeria In January 2024 - Nairametrics by Apus: 10:40am On Feb 17
easzypeaszy:
Hahahahahahaha u fit spend 80k for trnsport monthly to work for Rivers?
U fit leave for a room of 90k per year wey na Nylon una dey use poo go towey as toilet no dey?
U dey play wt Lagos abi
In Lagos u can live der for 10yrs and not knwin more dan ur office to ur house reason be say dey no dey run 2tins togthr fr Lagos
Nigeria movies don wash all of una head thinkin Lagos is som heaven...Even VGC no get water for cookin...dey play

Seriously bro.

Lagos no be here. I dey leave house for 5 still dey late go work only to come back around 9pm to repeat the next day again. E be like i go reason my freelance work again oo. Inflation sef don rubbish person salary.

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Crime / Re: Ebuka Obi Please Clarify Your Prophecy, My Children Have Left Me — Widow Laments by Apus: 10:06am On Feb 13
Really sad.
I Pity the old woman & Pray for God's healing & mercy on her.

Children are just being naive and foolish.

When you seek the Gift of knowledge also ask for wisdom so you don't end up destroying homes.

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Romance / Re: A Summary Of Male Female Relationships by Apus: 6:21am On Feb 13
Strafudeen:
Logic will anger a woman. She doesn't want you to be logical, she wants you to please her at any cost.

Many of them have discovered that is not how men are wired so they have decided to just be transactional: get money off of men and leave them alone and go back [/b]into your deeply selfish female abnormal universe

If you must marry these kinds of people, wouldn't you rather learn first before proceeding?

Na we men dey mumu na..

In business this is called [b]hit-and-run
where one makes a certain amount of profit off a business and moves to another line of business. It is common in marriages and relationships today especially among high net-worth people.


Nice Article bro

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Health / Re: Man Slumps, Dies Outside Access Bank Hall In Taraba by Apus: 7:58pm On Jan 29
prittyboi:


Hospital is full my brother.... No bedspace again. It is well with us in this country.

Amen oo.
You are right sir.
Such a bad time to fall sick.
The greatest gift right now is good health..

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