₦airaland Forum

D guy jst said im no convert to islam, al na rumour

Well sha u guys dnt have to blame naija film producers, cause alaba boy only nid a copy of it, just one copy its al ova d world, i nva mention aba nd onitsha self.

Nollywood have to start using da calabar studio to shot some of their action movie

Abeg oh people in d house. what does card,no useable app mean for ATM, cus since tday i no fit withdraw, d machine kip displaying dat msg

bushdoc9919:
The chess game continues....

Actually....it is PDP who is the real plotter here(Not in the way you think, before anyone jumps on me!).

PDP , by making the Senate president a Fulani,and the Speaker a Hausa Christian .....has successfully driven a wedge between the North and the Middle Belt and South West tripod that makes up APC.

First move towards 2019 (As any good Olympian/sportsperson will tell you....preparations for the next Olympics start from the day after the closing ceremonies of the last one).

Move 1 to the PDP....let's hope APC counters any move by the PDP to gain their queen and declare a checkmate....BY working extra hard to make Nigeria an industrial society which means jobs....and a means to ride out the oil crisis.

I thnk say saraki na Yoruba

in imo heartland players went to rochas for there salaries owned by d govt, wen rochas heard d players where owned 500,000,000 total plus sign on fees nd odas . he shouted nd ask if dm dy add any tin fo imo saying workers in imo r owned salary way dy hard to pay. na 30 players im go come pay 500 million to. naija league funny

ednut1:
because there is no money to be made, dstv dat made epl easily accessible to Africans yet south Africans follow the local league with passion , the typical nigerian fans ( excluding aba and kano fans), prefers to watch EPL. your 50 naira u pay in viewing centre gets to dstv thru subs, which in turn gets to Epl, which in turn gets into the UK economy thru taxes and consumption. Africans make una wise up o
N.B do not quote as i am high on orijin

Na only pirate nd chiefs gt crowded stadium odas r empty. da league stl dy learn buh i lov chief ds season eh straight win all the way

ITbomb:
Heavy problem

How English becomes German
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
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Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas

guy na german u dy speak oh u dn translate evri tin to german accentic tone

DoroMega1:
What is the total odds usually like

15 buh e dpnds on d matches way u choose

try ds strategy 4 under 3.5 matches, 2 over 1.5 matches, 4 home win games nt more dan 1.40 odd with 1 over 0.5 match accumulated for 3 game days e.g over 0.5 in friday, 1 over 1.5, 2 under 3.5, 2 home win matches on Saturday nd 1 over 1.5, 2 under 3.5, 2 home win matches on Sunday, den accumulate dm together. for home wins i choose low football leagues like danish n Swedish lower divisions teams, for overs na Holland, Norway Australia, for under i choose any league buh ma best na england,spain italy brazil Poland lower division. dats how i normally stake ma bet i calls it 442
over over
win win. win. win
under. under. under. under
. over o.5

bet way go cast go cast buh i dn win good with ds strategy

Man u na stupid club, wel lovemko da app flashscore na bomb

Wetin dy vex me b say man useless dy al ma coupon mtchwww i fo put liverpool comot dm.

HopeAtHand:
The op of this thread has maliciously included Ikwerre amongst the various Igbo clans.

The constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria recognises the Igbo and Ikwerre as two separate tribes..Nigerians can always refer to the constitution whenever that need arises.

We are not surprised at the Igbos and their tendencies because other Nigerians can prove that are always a provocative tribe and have the nature of attaching themselves to other people either by hook or crook.

tonychristopher, Pazienza, emmysoftyou, babyosisi, freeglobe, Abagworo and other NL igbos should do well to inform the op.

u gat it al wrong d op meant igboid languages not igbo tribes, in europe englis german norwegian swedish n danish ar al germanic languages that does nt make dem german, in romance language it includes french italian spanish portuguese nd latin do dat make dm romans d ansa is no, op aint talking bout tribe buh language, google slavic language nd c so many tribe or nation da speaks it. One love

Mehn i like da betexplorer expecially o/u teams stats.tanks

2 bad da apc wan retain pdp's sharing formular, gv am to who dserve am.

Dat awkward moment wen u snd ha airtime buh sh no call to thank u

Enegod:
I think you have to give her the nyanshing of her life for her to know what she has been missing...goodluck!!

I nva sex d gal oh, shs nt comfortable kssing me na sex sh cm gree?

Tandullceblog:
*bursts into laughter* what's with your English....ok, sorry, sorry


Okay, seriously now *straight face* I think you'll have to let her go. For her to have told you, her mind is made up

mehn am afraid Oh coz one of ha friend called Me long time ago telling me to leave ma gal alone

hi am arcard....... today i heared d worst Valentine news on earth. my girlfriend told me sh has feelings for girls, although sh loves me buh sh dnt think we shld continue our relationship.wen I heard ds i bcame dumb, sh said sh was put into it by a friend. i started recalling our romantic times together asin wen i kisses ha sh doesn't e kn kiss bck at me, infact i love her. in wat way shld i do to make ha change ha mind. anybody wt experience here

make una no waste money way i go colet on snday oh

hello fellas

wow lngst tym. I geh new strategy e dy. work for me jst try accumulate odd of 1.10 to 1.25 any odd above ds r no fo me i tell u eh u go dy chop every week make sure e rch 5 odds oh. well accumulate ds game porto win madrid win juventus win psg win poak win olympiakos win barca win tns win at madrid win gud luck stake wisely

natureblack:
c'mon,your arbitration is chiefly on his antecedent.




Man utd before this game is 2 points better than Moyes's management at this stage last season,but we where no-where close to champions league spot.Mind you,Moyes's arsenal was not equipped as LVG's.



My drift;devoid of bias,Arsenal fc and Liverpool fc last season are exceedingly better than this season,which invariably invented a way for man utd to scoop the present spot.



There is nothing special in LVG's achievement in man utd.......



#utdfan

nyc one if nt cus of d loses dat ar.se nd livpoo have or evn southarmpit man u go dy bhnd

oritsefemi is itsekiri 2 ar dey Yoruba

hs frm congo nt Nigeria. hs mother gve birth to him bfr sh married omar bongo

hehe mine na social media e.g Facebook whatsapp bbm 2go twitter nd 4clique heeeeehe