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Sijo01:
ojuju Calabar.

Na serious Ojuju Calabar ooooo my sister! Chaii. You need to see the way I was laughing and coughing!





Water rolling outta my eyes!


NL no go kill person ooo!

Who ever did that to that kid might not make heaven! Chaii.


Seriously?

henrydadon:
someone 0f them haven't been to church this year at all..but anything free food nigerian are alert

Funny!

Those people are not church members.

Yaaaay!




My Church on NL!





Daystar - Raising Role Models!

Any DSF member here?

Which JAIL? KIRIKIRI OR ALAGBON?







Foreigners in ALAGBON?


That's DEATH SENTENCE!

so I met them there deliberating to roast the bird right in the block or bring it out alive before killing it



lol













WICKED SOULS!

Video of the building collapsing or #adonbilivit

Dazzol.








lol.

Kidding o!

No bashing pls!

If you live each day as if it's your last, then, someday, you'll almost be certainly right - Steve Jobs










Y'all need to see Steve Jobs the movie.




Bill gates copied *Mac* when Steve Jobs hadn't gotten a patent for *Mac*



Steve Jobs is the greatest Entrepreneur of all time!

Chaiiiii.


Not an Arsenal Fan, but, this bashing is too much!


Ah!


Feeling for those guys!


#LeaveArsenalAlone



#ArsernalMightSurprise you guys ooo!

Arsenal Fans be like










Arsene Wenger!!! Koni da fun yin!

RaeMystix:
That's exactly what happens at Nigerian cinemas. There most be that one idiot that always sits right in front of you; pays money to watch a movie, but always on his phone.

lol...

That "one idiot"



It's so aNnOyInG



Have you seen "Dead Pool"

I hate it when I see people texting while watching.

Their phone's backlight distracts my attention.








Modified*


Please has anyone seen a 3D glasses like the one below in any cinema in Lagos?

The ones I do see ain't like that o.

The OP nailed it with the 3rd reason.


FUNDING!!!

I DON'T KNOW WHY THIS HND/BSC THING HAS BEEN CAUSING A LOT OF CONTROVERSIES FOR SO LONG!




THE PROBLEM IS JUST FUNDING FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE


GOVERNMENT NEGLECTED THE POLYTECHNIC SYSTEM! JUST LIKE THEY PLACED MORE PRIORITY ON OIL THAN AGRICULTURE!



WHO SHOULD BE BLAMED FOR THAT

That's Nigeria for you! We all know that!


I bagged my ND at Ado, before obtaining D.E to OAU.

If you haven't been there you might not really get it.

Both institutions are unique in their own way.

Some twitter comments

This story originally appeared on
Fortune Magazine


Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg shared a photo on his
Facebook profile that’s caused quite a stir
online.


In the photo (which you can view below),

Zuckerberg can be seen walking through an
audience of people hooked up to virtual reality
headsets at the Mobile World Congress, a tech
conference, in Spain. Zuckerberg made a surprise
appearance to talk about Samsung’s Gear VR
and hinted at Facebook working more closely
with Samsung in the future.

Zuckerberg is slated to give his own keynote
address on Monday.

The photo, which was posted on Sunday , has
since garnered over 55,000 likes and over 15,000
shares.


“Damn, It’s kind of creepy,” wrote the top
Facebook comment on the photo.

“Mark—
doesn’t it feel strange to be the only one
walking with your real eyes, while everyone else
are zombies in the matrix?” wrote another.

This story originally appeared on
Fortune Magazine


Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg shared a photo on his
Facebook profile that’s caused quite a stir
online.


In the photo (which you can view below),

Zuckerberg can be seen walking through an
audience of people hooked up to virtual reality
headsets at the Mobile World Congress, a tech
conference, in Spain. Zuckerberg made a surprise
appearance to talk about Samsung’s Gear VR
and hinted at Facebook working more closely
with Samsung in the future.

Zuckerberg is slated to give his own keynote
address on Monday.

The photo, which was posted on Sunday , has
since garnered over 55,000 likes and over 15,000
shares.


“Damn, It’s kind of creepy,” wrote the top
Facebook comment on the photo.

“Mark—
doesn’t it feel strange to be the only one
walking with your real eyes, while everyone else
are zombies in the matrix?” wrote another.

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I just wish I could develop a super human ability right now! So as to gather all NIGERIANS in a single room, speak the sense in this article into their lives and change their mental conditioning for life!


Commending the OP alone wont change anything!

The problem is how to make everyone aware of the truth, so we can all change!





We have 1,518,041 members on nairaland as at this moment,

and probably another million guests,


Please let's share and preach this truth to everyone near us!


Don't forget to preach the gospel too! By telling people to pull over the vehicle of their lives and allow Jesus to take over!




#GodBlessNigeria
#End Time Is No More Near, Its Here!

olarmybee:
I dnt think u need acknowledge slip based on wot i saw on the website. The slip is meant for anyone dat has forgotten his/her registration number just to retrieve it back.

Okay, I also thought as much.

Tnx.

Has anyone printed His/Her 2015 DE Acknowledge Slip?
I've printed the admission letter*
Do I need to get another scratch card for the *Acknowledge Slip*?

OP C'mon!

It's the same in UAE.


After further research I discovered that the reason street lamps are yellow is actually far more simple than that:
orange light is cheaper to produce. Most street lighting comes in the form
of high pressure sodium lamps, which produce the most amount of light for
the least amount of electricity required to power them.


That picture was taken at
Baniyas Square, Dubai.

Hilarious!

Jeeez! U need to see d way I was laughing.

Lol!!! Nice one dude! Keep it rolling!

Lmao.. Rotfl!

Lol! Hilarious!

D guy was like: Hmmm! Let's go back to **smileys** please!

ROTFL!

I was at the scene this afternoon, at a landmark called Moniya in Akinyele Local Government in Ibadan.

I saw how the fire slowly bursted out beneath the bus from the engine. Which could have been put off in no time with a FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

The bus driver had no fire extinguisher present in the bus, so he had to start calling for help from people around, but no one could produce a FIRE EXTINGUISHER for Christ's sake! Including His co-commercial drivers and some private vehicle owners present at the scene. Some said they have but it's empty.

All people could help him with were almighty fire solution: water+detergent, sand and shouts of "ina o, ina o" Omi o! which means "Fire! Fire!" Water! They weren't shouting for fire extinguisher! So sad!

Then I remembered how a commercial bus driver high on Ibadan weed and local dry gin almost stabbed an FRSC official for impounding his bus because he had no fire extinguisher in his bus.

Same applies to "some" private vehicle owners, most of them thinks the FRSC are being too stupid for asking them to have a working fire extinguishers in their cars.


You need to see the look on the driver's face, as he watched the source of his daily bread for him and his family being burnt down with passengers' goods inside.



I looked at him with great pity.


I think people need to understand the great importance of having a functioning fire extinguisher around always, not only in their cars, but also in their houses, because I know if you're not guilty of not having one in your car, you must be guilty of not having one in your house.

I know someone will comment " Hypocritical OP! Shey u sef get one for ur house? I know what some nairalanders are capable of! "Great people, Awesome Minds! I hail o!

Hmmmm!





May God deliver all the BROTHERS who have been deceived by makeovers.









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Some comments on GTB's BBM channel

akinbuk45:
Plus share their link cos I'm seeing not yet admitted here o

Keep Checking, they're probably still uploading

http://www.jamb.org.ng/


Which SCH?


#Victory is ours!

Chubbiehills:
Thank God guys, #urp ile ife#

Really? Congrats!

Same here!

Team URP Ile-Ife!

Happy for us!

See u on campus! ;DD

So by experience or what you've heard, what's the most difficult university course in Nigeria?


Drop your comments



Let's discuss!









Cc: Lalasticlala

samintegrity:
Congrats wat was ur score?

Thanks bro!


I had 67%