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Na so fame dey start ...lets face the fact that the people are hungry and her father relax

tell her that her miracle baby is on the way and the only way that can happen i if she transfers xx amount of money to xxxxxxxx account number......come back and thank me

Blood Of GOD........you see some people and you think their brain is under their leg.........my mom would see this and use it as RAG...mtcheww


rada-rada

when we watch our favorite movies we feel bored after some time. But we can see some scenes again and again: sentiments, action or comedy

mine was in Sherlock Holmes (part 1) when john watson (jude law ) shouted Holmes!! after he mistakenly triggered the bomb at the shipping dock.


list yours (with images if you can )

Sir how do you implement the ID3 Algorithm in Lisp

DonSegmond:
Yes, I'm familiar with lisp. What would you like to know?

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this person is representing his name LIE muhammed ....i swear eh this lie can make someone not enter 2016...and it would not be me IJN

My mistake was not outing the word "MOST " only few say the truth and finding a woman like that is by the grace of GOD

KimBerlyie:
so if we say all those shii up dere nd we mean it, we re lying abi? Smh

hol up ............you mean you read everything and you as a WOMAN did NOT find an iota of truth in the aforementioned

misspicy:
what truth

you are absolutely right on all acount

pxdaniel:
@op, I can't believe you left out the most common ones like
11) Number of sexual partners : If a Nigerian girl tells you she has only slept with three guys in her life, bro multiply it by four in your mind. That's a rough estimate

12) Age : Most of them are always within the age group of 18-24yrs. Them no wan gree old

13) I'm a virgin: Although we all know that's not/never true. Only in extremely rare cases

14) I'm on my period : Omo see gobe. This is usually their get out of jail free card.

15) You're the only guy in my life : If I hear!!!

16) I don't have airtime : Most broke girls use this lie often to get lots of recharge cards.

17) I don't usually lie o : Hmmm....lemme not swear 4 u

lol................deep down you know the truth

misspicy:
lies

i would gladly accept it oo #EarlyChristmasGift

QueenDaisyy:
OP, Remind me to Get you A Carton Filled With Liquor For this "Write Up".

If you think your woman would never lie to you, guess again. From little white lies to the more serious variety, most women will curtail the truth at some point in a relationship. Her motivation for lying can stem from wanting to protect your feelings or, sure enough, to save her own butt. Whatever the reason, here are the top 10 lies women tell men.

1) I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH YOU EARN.
In my opinion, this is the biggest lie unless the woman knows beforehand that the guy will never earn as much as her anyway, then it’s not really an issue. Woman do care, they want stability and financial fulfillment. If you earn a four figure salary, there will definitely be problems. Most of the time, women want a man who earns a bigger salary than them

2) YOU ARE SO HANDSOME.
No way. Most of the time it’s your money that’s handsome. Your big house, Your BMW, Your intelligent mind or Your style. It’s been proven that most women really don’t consider looks as a measure with which to judge men. So there’s no way a man can be handsome to their eyes. It only happens rarely. It’s what they see in a man that’s handsome.


3) I CAN’T WAIT TO MEET YOUR MUM.
The truth is she can wait, a very, very long time. She probably would only want to meet her on the wedding day. Most women are scared of meeting the mothers, they know she’s the one who can make or break the relationship…

4) I LIKE YOUR FRIENDS.
She loves the fact that they strip her of all the time she could spend with you and she especially loves when you and your boys hang out at bars and clubs. She’s obviously lying to you, she’ll only say this to be accommodating at first but there is a limit! Or maybe she’s saying this to make you spend more time with them and less with her. She’s tired

5) I’M IN NO RUSH TO GET MARRIED.
Lie.. She’s watching her biological clock, she’s attended too many of her friends weddings, watched too many wedding shows and has already eyed her wedding dress. If it was possible, she would push you down that aisle!

6) I NEVER TELL MY GIRLFRIENDS ABOUT YOU.
She does, all the time. She tells them how wonderful you are, what you wear/eat/like/dislike basically EVERYTHING! Trust me there isn’t a conversation between the two of you that her girlfriends aren’t aware of.

7) I LIKE YOU JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
This isn’t a lie per se, but there are probably one or two or three things that she’s planning to change about you. At least she isn’t insulting you, I mean no one is perfect right? Women always believe they can mould their men into something they like

I’M FINE.
She’s not. If you had to ask, then you should be smart enough to know she isn’t okay with you. Sooner or later, all that pent up anger she’s been holding in, will explode in your face. Woman use this lie as an emotional defense, they expect you to know what the problem is already. If you want to save your relationship, sort out the problem quickly.

9) WE HAVE SIMILAR HOBBIES!
If you’re lucky enough to date a girl who does love football, then this may not necessarily be a lie. However if she hates watching football and listening to your kind of music, she’s lying to prove how much you have in common and that she’s different from all your other girlfriends. Speed up a couple of weeks and she’ll be complaining every activity you do in your leisure time.

10) I COULD NEVER LIE TO YOU.
So now you know, your women are from perfect but then neither are you. Most women only lie to you to protect you and to save their own skins in some situations. Good thing about these lies are they are not intended to hurt you just mostly to flatter you.



Awon End time lies sha

CC: TOSYNE2MUCH

all these ghost views....contribute something now ...this is not IG

exactly!!! but personally i prefer Software to Hardware that's why i chose Software Engineering ...Hardware is boring like crazy you look like some one who enjoys Hardware .........tell me I'm wrong?

Fulaman198:
Yep, I'm a programmer . Actually I don't like that word (Programmer), I see myself more as a Computer Scientist trying to cover various fields in the extremely vast Computer Science field. There is so much to learn and know.

its actually interesting but frustration would nearly kill you ...(lol)....

are you a programmer?

Hi house, just wanted to know if anyone is familiar with Lisp Programming language i started using it few weeks ago (and its killing me ) for a school project relating to Artificial Intelligence(e.g Siri).....is anyone familiar with it .....Thanks in Advance

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glue two sand paper on your palm one on each palm and anytime the urge arises, try to jerk off......you'll thank me in one month

anytime i load they would remove 15 naira every 20 mins or so for an imaginary text i sent...

come ooo....no be this phone them dey adertise for T.V every time....way some arab pirates snatch am for one guy hand

awon end time yaba left patient

if that kind of things must happen the wedding must be on April 1st!!!

1.you forgotten to add that his salary should always be transferred to your account not his.
2. he should submit his credit/ debit cards to you
3. all online money accounts should be handed to you e.g paypal accounts , Bitcoin

korrej:
bros 4get o...personality na kitty upgrading machine!

na true you talk but make we dey honest no be for all situations

i dont know why some guys can be so stupid....if AIDS no fear you ...having a baby mama should....no matter how clean the babe be abeg use condom ....na still the same pussy...the way you go cum inside nicki minaj kitty na the same way you go cum inside kafaya kitty....

that number 9 eh..... the way some ladies spread legs eh ...you'll think its butter
















































#awon end time babes

1. Black list
2. Elementary
3. Continuum
4.Minority Report
5. Scorpion
6. Quantify
7. Arrow
8.Flash
9. Heroes Reborn
10. Agent X

CC : ultimatesammie

Please list your top 10 (in a particular genre of course )

Was she in the U.S Navy Seals?

Bros you want become Magician

Prowizy2:
35 and still a virgin

It would literary be a pain in the ass

englishmart:
drug trafficking isn't a good business! Nobody will put you in prison for doing a legitimate job....

Do things rightly and stay free from the law.

That's how we survive here in France

France Oshi