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He don red. Don’t touch woman any how, anywhere and any place over there. You can do so in Naija and nothing will happen. Over there it is a crime

Punishing kwam 2 and allowing kwam 1 to go scot free after committing similar assault is unfair. The lady was bundled like a Christmas goat out of the plane and was tied like a chicken inside the bus when she no wan hear word. While kwam 1 was been begged to leave after eviction from the plane.
Kwam 1 was high on alcohol while kwam 2 was high on phone addiction. If kwam 1 had been punished, kwam 2 would have behaved herself.

I even read on instagram from another passenger account on same plane saying the reason she assaulted the crew was because she was not allowed to leave the plane for refusing to switch off her phone throughout the journey after she was advised and warned. She would have a strong case in this situation except where it’s evident that the her assault against the crew started from take off

If there is a machine that can detect non virgins and list number of body counts, they will cause it to malfunction

ufotunang:
.hippo is heavy cannot run faster than human

Lol. You mean more heavier animals like male Lions, giraffes and elephants cannot run faster than humans.

Royalexquisuite:
The tiger is the best bet for me, because I am strong enough to tear it Mouth

Lol.
A tigers tongue's roughness is strong enough to remove paint from a wall or even cause bleeding with repeated contact.

Dazzay:
I'll survive hippopotamus so far I can run faster than him.

May I remind you that you only have 2 legs while he has 4 legs.

The cruel thing about this is that he will be boasting to everyone about this. And call it being smart

Maybe the will should be explicitly on videotape or audio.

End times. The world is about to come to an end. Some decisions that men think are wise are actually foolish

You call this small affordable home.

Any home civil servant can’t afford is not an affordable home

There should be a dispatch vehicle for the insane at every airport

All to protect an act of edit before audit.
Excuse to embezzle public funds so that they won’t be questioned .

NDLEAVwere not blessed after the service at all

Misplaced priorities.
So those that board those rickety unstable danfos are not its citizens anymore. Which vehicles need more inspection other than those danfos

People use different methods to release farts. For example crossing of legs especially by women could be a sign of a loose cannon about to go ballistic. When you see someone about to let it happen, make way and take cover immediately.

TYPES OF FART BY FREQUENCY AND SOUND;

Lousy fart: A loud fart can be released any how and anywhere at any rate and at your own convenience. It is caused by the rapid expulsion of gas through the…..
Its lousy rate of travel can be proportional with its smell.

Silent fart: A silent but potentially smelly fart that travels silently.

Odorless fart: it can be loud or silent. They are farts that have no smell only mean that too much air has accumulated in the body and is now ready to pass and exit.

Deadly farts: This one can kill. People scream in agony because of the rate of travel of the smell.

Loose farts: It can’t be controlled. You intend and try hard to make it silent but the thing blew out of proportion at a quick and loud resounding rate disturbing everyone.

Constipated fart: Fart released after over eating and over drinking by not allowing food to digest.

Penetrable farts: This one can scatter a group and can cause adjournment of a meeting. You can’t shout or scream after the sound. It can be loud or put on mute. After it’s released you hold tight your nostrils for some minutes. You thereafter think smell is all gone, all is clear and it’s free to inhale small bit of air. You are dead wrong. A slight sniff or opening of your mouth and all polluted will quickly invade and attack the nostrils at a rapid rate. The best is to flee several kilometers away from the scene.

Fragmented fart: A series of short, repetitive interrupted bursts of gas.

The "Tester" fart: A small, controlled release of gas to check the smell before a larger one.

The "LOL" fart: A fart triggered by laughter.

Troubled fart: A loud fart triggered when you are in serious trouble. Like armed robbers with guns identifying themselves while knocking at your door in the dead of the night to collect that N20m you kept in your house.

Which of these types of farts have you released into thin air before and under what situation

People use different methods to release farts. For example crossing of legs especially by women could be a sign of a loose cannon about to go ballistic. When you see someone about to let it happen, make way and take cover immediately.


And Some people fart in an enclosed box to box crowd where escape will be difficult and will still be asking everyone affected who fart. If you are a person that don’t talk much in the midst they will hold you suspect and hold grudge against you.

TYPES OF FART BY FREQUENCY AND SOUND;

Lousy fart: A loud fart can be released anywhere at your own convenience. It is caused by the rapid expulsion of gas through the…

Silent fart: A silent but potentially smelly fart.

Odorless fart: Farts that have no smell. Only mean that too much air has accumulated in the body and is now ready to pass and exit.

Deadly farts: This one can kill. People scream in agony because of the rate of travel of the smell.

Loose farts: It can’t be controlled. You intend and tried hard to make it silent but the thing blow out of proportion at a very loud resounding rate disturbing everyone.

Constipated fart: Fart released after over eating and over drinking by not allowing food to digest.

Penetrable farts: You can’t shout or scream after the sound. You hold tight your nostrils for some minutes. You thereafter think smell is all gone, all is clear and it’s free to inhale small bit of air. You are dead wrong. A slight sniff and all polluted will quickly invade and attack the nostrils at a rapid rate. The best is to flee several kilometers away from the scene.

Fragmented fart: A series of short, repetitive, interrupted bursts of gas.

The "Tester" fart: A small, controlled release of gas to check the smell before a larger one.

The "LOL" fart: A fart triggered by laughter.

Troubled fart: A loud fart triggered when you are in serious trouble. Example: Like armed robbers with guns identifying themselves while knocking at your door in the dead of the night to collect that N20m you kept in your house.

Because he wore shorts some people want to report him to the devil

Another response to Trump’s increase in import’s tariff

Of all places drinking and sharing beer in church alter. Some women get mind o.
He went too far though but the women should have thread cautiously after defying his instructions.
It might not be that holding the meeting was what he is angry about, but the beer alcoholics.

They dared him.

Obey the law and stop complaining. Politics is tits for tats

If they accept his apology, the plots too should be pardoned

If he dies in that process the police will deny their officers were involved

Kayode Egbetokun wants to shut him up because sowore stood against his tenure elongation as IGP which it was deemed illegal. He want to break him and he will fail

There are tenants that everyday they will cane their children and come to fight against every existing rule in the compound

PlanetBoy:
No offenses oo
but sorry to say...
Girls with pointed breast even after giving birth , the thing will just drop waaa like an agric student CGPA..
Not to talk much of a lady that has been carrying rags for decades🙄
If you have I'm actually not body shaming you..
but your reason behind the scene really determines if you deserve a mockery or apology
peace out🤞

So you must see the shape of her breast before you marry her.

What he can’t do in other countries like the UK or even Ghana he felt he can do it here and go overboard Just because he has connections and knows Tinubu

Complaining because you are been told to pay security fee in this unsecured country.
You want the community or the estate to be securing you free of charge because you live among them.
Only the part of getting arrested is where they go overboard

LordIsaac:
Spare the rod...and...

And get shot by the child.

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