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This man again

This man again

Am so loving this business, am beginning to change my mind about white collar job o
Thanks for sharing ma

The mum is so young

Good

I belong 2 Group A

mikeczay:
Scratch d two cars. i will get u a yatch and a private jet

deal

Timmytimmy:
Good idea but I'm not so interested in journalism plus I am going to be running away from commitments like no man's business. Thanks sha,I'll give it a try.I really just hoped to meet people under less formal conditions. People who can encourage me and I them, you know, that kinda stuff. What department are you?

u will surely meet the kind of peeps u want on campus

DSS

Timmytimmy:
I'm actually very serious oh I try to write,creative fiction, sometimes poetry. I was hoping that I'll meet a small community of writers when I resume.

What department is this person?

And hope you know it's an in-person link up? There's no way I'm seeing the person when you aren't there?

u can join ur dept editorial board when u resume

mikeczay:
*pulls timmytimmy's shirt from behold with an angry, military demeanour
ifa slap u, u go dey carabash in the air
ariyke bae, dont mind d kid, this is the key of the rangerover you asked 4

am not collecting the key until u buy 2 more

Timmytimmy:
Hian! Dude, slow down na. Didn't you see the long queue. Come on, go and line up behind Dammytrager. He's the seventh person. Dejii01, Haydot95, and dem dem go just beat you.

*steps forward with flower to answer his name on the Ariyke list*

Hi, senior baby, is your mother on okro seller cuz your beauty draws me to you

when u are all ready pls come with dagger, axes and cutlass to fasten the sharing formula

Timmytimmy:
Sorry for quoting the long poem, guys but this is creative, and a very proper poetic representation of what we'd meet on campus. Brilliantly written.

Erm, Ariyke, i'll surely like to meet who wrote this.

I'm searching for literary mentorship

will link u up with the writer

adeshola1:
I'm hoping and fasting with u

good

adeshola1:
don't forget the new calendar is also unstable too

"all things been equal" nothing is going to change the new amended calendar hopefully

Dammytrager:
Nice poem ariyke, thumbs up

thanks I stole it from a course mate of mine though

davidbanner:
which kind rest wen...d 9 months no reach abi...when some of whom we wrote jamb 2geda don dey finish session or first semester.... u con say make we rest.... see Ilorin,see lag,see FUOYE , even lautech go finish 1st semester by June.......
oba adaniduro university!!!!

hello pls try to see things from other people's perspective, u are just entering so u won't understand other sch's do have 2-3 months break and urs wasn't even postpone so chill

*pls what I said didn't warrant u hissing*

davidbanner:
omo na rubbish oooo........y dem go change am? when my sis dey jubilate sey she go resume January..

so u don't want us to rest abi?

mikeczay:
i go date dis ariyke o. hope u dnt mind a junior?

funny you

A Graduate's Muse.

Fresher, fresher, fresher
I was a fresher without a teacher
Cheated and deceived by the university cheaters
Bus conductors and okada men, craftmen tricksters

Lecture halls were like castles
Hostels, a house of rabbles
Reading rooms the assemblage of masses
of books and students and candles

I wined and dined with eccentric lecturers
who threaten nd frighten as if they were your maker
Their examinations were tough and not tender
They give u d heat even though you are in a cooler

Lecture weeks makes you sick
with mountains of books so mighty and thick
Just the thought of assignment and tests make you weak
No matter the fun, you cannot but think

Welcome to Oba awon University
Where the thought of your G.P monitors your frivolity
It observes your movement and tracks your sanity
Your G.P is your god,there is no greater divinity

Welcome to Oba awon University
Where stupidity is celebrated and cladded in royalty
Here they call it ARO, it is found in the mouth of every humanity
Lecturers and students, pastors and imams infact in the whole university

Welcome to the great citadel of learning
For learning and culture that is our saying
Our schedules are tight, our social life is dying
Lecturers are frightening, students are pleading

Our culture is rising, morality is decaying. At motion ground, at anglo-moz, fivers and
new bukateria, archi steps and ajose,deep deep into the academics, virginity is wasting

I remember the strikes that elongated our days
By lecturers and staffs we had no say
Long we stayed at home, hoping for a way
Finally it ended we opened in may

I remember sport complex the stadium of fellowships
Where prayers are played, with songs and worships
'bless my G.P oh lord, and give me a relationship'
These where the regular plea of the faithful in the fellowship

I remember walking through those massive gates
My heart bubbling with joy at my fate
I stared out, proud of my state
I wanted the adventure to start,oh the haste!

Getting to the bus stop i was awestruck
The buildings were huge and massive, i smiled at my luck
The rumble and rumble gave me quite a shock
And amidst the clatterin and chattering, i knew dis was my stock

Congrat kids u are going places

*wonder why pageant earns one money than this* *enters wonderland*

Summary pls

Toro baru ni loju a bifa lere
lemme consult the oracle

Penboy:
i feel your pain baba.
Leaving the comfort of home to one dungeon dey send shivers down my spine. Albeit, it is inevitable.

God dey sha.

u will get use to it

pwreshbawz:
bro abeg how do I change my course

am not a guy o lol

Dunno about course changing

Cc
Hausadreturn

make frog no go extinct o

Joywendy come and gimme award ooo

Eleyi gidi gan o

Does that even look like something that can be used to chase robbers?