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Kbs468:
In another news, JOSE MOURINHO has been given the go ahead to take over from LVG at MAN UNITED and I believe this will interest Armynu

For now its just mere speculations and will be treated as such until LVG has been relieved of his duties.

DTOBS:
I think sag you dey on the road ni oooo...

I dey inside water ni o.

spixytinxy:
y u dey put mouth for woman matter

Settlement things. Was just showing conscience.

DTOBS:
Armynu, you're awake?

No, I am sleeping. Lols

DTOBS:
if she descend on you en....

*runs out*

She fit? Ask her that n hear her reply.

DTOBS:
why the TT why not the love?

The love, already stated before that it can't be compared nor quantified. So y compare it with a TT?

spixytinxy:
Nothing wil happen

A lot already has. Kpele

DTOBS:
*Drops from the sky* *Google on* *Two bottle of orijin on my hand* *Looks right and left* *Draw out the settee* *And finally settle down to peruse the lost pages.....*


Wow...reading from #298, finally am here on #303. LogoDwhiz, well done for holding forth...

Mehn, you guys are trying! Thumbs up....LogoDwhiz, Kbs468, Amodu, Armynu, Olasum, spixytnxy Sent4rina...

Its nothing.

spixytinxy:
no no, dat can neva work, nt Olasum my frnd, I don't nid any assistance. Am very much capable. Am reserving Olasum for IghravweIG my broda, me just want chop Logodwhiz moni ni

Bush meat done catch the hunter... The hunter in your case in now being hunted.

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greatestman:
Pages are moving, that timetable is as genuine as the love between Armynu and Dominion92... Any other love here is stage...

God bless you abundantly. I thought of it that way too (the tt).

LogoDWhiz:
Lol! VP. Seems like I don't have much of a choice o.
I have to accept things as they are.

Way to go sir, don't worry.

Guys! Guys!! Guys!!!

What do you all have to say about the prospective time-table posted by kennedybello on page #297?

Well, I think its the real deal judging by the paper under. It has something as regards service (NYSC) there.

Kennedybello:
We hope this is for real

It looks real bro.... Just hope its the real deal.

LogoDWhiz:
Wow!

Unknowingly to me. I've achieved a great feat.

Thank God Dtobs, Armynu nd his wife (dominion92) are not around. With Amodu too.


This is dedicated to all A16 PCMs.

God bless our hustle.

Are you sure it was unknowingly?

DTOBS:
Chai see a whole minister lying against the president! I know say one day you will be like D*S*K*...

Rotflol.... Haba

spixytinxy:
I will neva

You will.

LogoDWhiz:
Chai. All these enormous lies against my person.

Omolola1 and I are still together.

So, you mean to say that your two other wives have left you also?

Don't worry! When omolola1 is ready for the wedding, she'll say.
And it's not compulsory we marry sef.


Armynu, u can see all the lies kbs is heaping on me abi?

I will see you both... Let's meet at my house pls. Cc: Logodwhiz Kbs468

LogoDWhiz:
Chai!

See my subordinates using old age excuse to push me out of contention.

It is believed that you are the oldest.... As per president... Hehehehehe even if you're not u have to take it like that

Kbs468:
May be I have to do this for you, myself, our Babies and your sweet, beautiful and adorable friend, Olasum.

Now, remember when I first met you,

remember when I first whispered to you

remember when I first confessed to you I had 2 other wives

remember when I first used my office as the Attorney General to protect your divorce call over my other wives, even though I know it's out of love you want that

remember when I first mentioned the word I love you

remember when I first kissed you

remember when our first love night

remember my reaction on the very first day you broke the news of our babies in your bump

remember the first day you convinced me of buying lands too because it's your craving

remember how I defended you and myself over the attack on my decision to honour your desire in that regard from Armynu, dominion92 , DTOBS, and LogoDWhiz among others

All the above and many more were as a result of my unwavering love, care, protection and affection for you and all still remained intact but please try to understand that Olasum meant no harm to you OK and let people take You for your word as you have confided in her. Don't fall victim of my assertion of women saying something to mean another OK because I do not know you for that ever since we are together.


I am sure you must have heard when I was telling one of our foreign guests-Donpsymon that I was Nick named THE LADIES SPANNER AND I STILL REMAIN MY HUMBLE SELF?

So let's start thinking of what names are to be given to our babies OK for May be it is that name that is working in my favour now and I now believe in the saying that know the kind of names you give your wards.

Above all, Olasum has came to stay ok and she would Ofcourse be a relief to you in every aspect including bedrum pressure, after all again, you said you don't sanction house girl services.

Trust me, everything is in your good interest as always ok or are you scared that you would loose out on how I have handled you ever since we became one love birds? No is the answer if you ask me, besides she her self has proposed a 4 day activities to you while she keeps the remaining 3 days per week, meaning you both have automatically pushed out Pweedyuz and dhupsy out of the equation now and I would be comfortable with that since you have always hammered on me sanctioning the divorce long before hand, besides any other contrary arrangement will be during your baby nursing period as cold and the present weather would keep me and Olasum busy OK


It's a win win situation for you baby as na GOD WIN go be the reigning theme hence forth

See flows.... Omor spanner be losing nuts since..... Don't even know since wen.

AirstarKane:
Why are you ranting? Always about me can't the whole city experience silence away from your home. Everyone knows you've been going after moniker with (f) so what are you trying to do. They won't even be bothered if you pick someone else abeg no mention my name again for you Yama Yama talk o. In other news sent4rina how are you bae? LogoDwhiz I sight you o every other citizen I greet u

Don't mind o jare.

Olasum:
Oya, chop kiss

Very fast like this...

biotechshola:
Your submissions are correct as a matter of reality, but i wud like you to look at the case with a different perspective to understand the msg it's trying to pass.


1. It showed that the bar man doesn't care abh the man's life.

2. That hydrogen peroxide has thesame color with water but deadly.

3. The man in question didnt define wat he really wanted, he rather followed the step hs frnd took.


Now the lesson is that, in life, u av to clearly define your goals and be sure you are actually getting wat u wanted, dont follow others blindly as wat is good for them myt actually harm you.


Lastly, you can dearly pay for other people's mistake, so be careful the type of people you deal with.

Was looking for the best way to answer you (kbs468) but I guess biotechshola did justice to that so I will just add these few lines

1. The joke in question is actually meant to test once knowledge of chemistry below is the real joke
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says,
"I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll
have a glass of water too. Why did you say
H2O? It's the end of the day and there's no
need to talk about work." The first scientist
stares at his drink, angry that his
assassination plan has failed.


2. In summary of the questions you asked, I have this aswell
#. Hydrogen peroxide can be used in so many ways e.g on dirty mirrors and other glass surfaces to loosen dirt and grime.

#. Its not suppose to be sold at a bar but it can be kept in the bar for accident purposes (broken bottles and dropped glasses) thereby serving as a first aid. Some bars actually use it on counter-tops to clean and disinfect (some use it to clean/wipe their tables if its an outdoor bar, thereby preventing flies).


#. Its very dangerous if undiluted but we all take in Hydrogen Peroxide in small quantity not aware that we consuming it... But in this case it was actually meant to be a joke though some people tag it as anti-joke because drinking H2o2 (h2o too) will kill you! The
first one wanted to kill the second one, that's
why he said h2o! So it has nothing to do with the management.

#. Possibly the bar expected that the second scientist knew what he ordered for, so, he gave him without hesitation.

DTOBS:
Sweetie, deceive you ke! You know every good and God bless relationship will at first has its own ups and down! I guess this is ours (Haters from the left and the right). Stick with me baby and let's ignore all this haters! (spixytnxy,Armynu and Amodu)...
I will never deceive you baby!

Nawa o.... Only fall under intruder and haters list. D earlier this guys finds a moniker with the label (f) the better for us all o... But, in magnito's voice "he can't do nothing"

DTOBS:
Because I was away trying to get the table ready for a spintiful dinner with my boo Olasum this evening is the reason why spixytnxy, Amodu and Armynu dey yarn rubbish for my back abi!

Spixytnxy, common, let's be a good family friend nah!
I and Olasum + you and Kbs468= a strong family friend that can chase any interuder away (e.g Armynu and Amodu)...
Do you get my point?

I can see how desperate you have become...

Make I go buy pop corn come watch as the happenings go unfold....

Omor see gbege... Olasum and spixytinxy.

bossy101:
hydrogen peroxide ...h2o2

You are correct.

This house is so full
Kbs468 I will answer your question.

spixytinxy:
dnt boda begging me oo, cos I won't listen

I know u will

amodu:
and what does that mean
and what does that mean
and what does that mean

Thank you very much. That's what it means in Hausa.

amodu:
it seems it is full house this afternoon.
DTOBS, didn't you go to work ni?
Quite surprising to see you here on a afternoon at armynu too

Have nothing to do...