₦airaland Forum

A honest politician is hard to find anywhere in the world, It's just that, that of naija is bad on a different level.

Tinubu: and i bin wan carry my girlfriend go abort pikin for orile o... fashola no try o

Interesting way of saying thank you.

Which one of them is the mother? They look like they are of the same age.

nikkyshyne: Did he really do that?

Do you think it's Photoshop?

I wonder what the assaulted man told Chris? This is what you get when you put a picture of your anaconda on instagram

Kikiani: This Psquare guys are 419ners!copi copi!Tif beat,tif song,tif dance call am alingo!wetin b d diff btw azonto nd alingo!now c!nonsense!

Shut up there, is azonto original?

Michael Jackson was among other things an illusionist. Paul try na.

obo389:
That lady above dnt ve d resemblance of vivica.

You don't know how Vivica Fox looks.

I never knew that women worry about their height like men do.

Afrocatalyst: Too bad. Why didn't the policemen arrest the so called MOPOL having known he was a thief?

It's obvious now that the job of the NP is not to arrest thieves rather to harass innocent citizens.

I'm always expecting some fool to start a fight with me. That is why I carry my sledgehammer everywhere I go.

Let me add my own:
1) A woman that can't keep a job, always getting fired or lose interest in her job.
2) A woman that is always running away from her troubles, rather than finding solutions to them.
3) A woman that can never completes any projects she started, she give up cos she is bored easily.

This is also applicable to men.

Phartymah112: i don't know y calabar n edo are so sex freak

I don't know why you woke up this morning and the first thing you want to write about is sex. Topic sex world cup and sex freaks. Now who is the sex freak here, or are you a virgin?

Nice one!

[quote author=soul_glo]I knew it. Nkiru Anumudu has started a trend. People are now wearing fruits on their heads[/quote]True, just that AJ AY do not know the deference between plantain and banana.

If you look into her eyes you turn to stone, it's not cos of the Medusa effect, it's cos she is ugly.

Op, you try, you hear. keep it up.

ajasa4link: And Na person born this one too?

Some mothers do ave em.

tnature: Yeah he did a good job. Did you see his visa interview video?

No, I will look for it now.

Good for him, he looks like a Ghanaian, so he is going to feel at home there.

andyanders: You were told to correct your mistake here and learn and you are still insulting 'Sexkillz' Too bad.

Are you his solicitor? plus that was no insult.

This guy is a very good actor, for a second there I thought It was real.

Nigerian women need to make do with what they have. According to Wikipedia, the average height of Nigerian men is 5'4.5": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height#Average_height_around_the_world

Ironically, in my family, out of # brothers, the shortest one is 6'2".
Can you believe that Nigerian men are on average shorter than Chinese men?

The devil is indeed wicked, poor woman.

Abacha? let me google it, I have never eaten this shiite before.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]If you must quote me, use correct English. Wtf is "you where not"? [/color]

Ok you are now officially nairaland's peeping tom. cos you were not invited.

It's the Devils work. The lady is innocent of this matter.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Funny thread.

A bunch of perverts gathered and compartmentalized ladies of a tribe as glorified sex objects and the ladies from there are grinning and co-signing. . .

End shall never wonder. Smh. [/color]

And you are now officially nairaland's peeping tom. cos you where not invited here.