₦airaland Forum

kandiikane: Are you hausa?

No. Do I look hausa?

ijebabe: So I guess this is the 'before' pic

Smh. . .No. And I do workout.

I can't sympathize with you, sorry.

^Take this little piece of advice.

Dude, do you even have full control of your life?

ijebabe: Lol, is this the face you have been bragging about?
I thot you worked out?

See this spoiler. I never brag about my face, and you missed the photogenicity part of my initial post.

[quote author=Bélla3]most handsomely beautiful pic here! Are you a model?[/quote]Thanks. No, I'm not a model.

Save it. I know I'm not photogenic.

Is it Halloween already, Miss Count?

The green hornet between your legs.

MRbrownJAY: yet that "sexy" gal cannot find company in real life......loL! yeah yeah sexy indeed!

She's agoraphobic.

Why do people smoke weed? Are they weak or what?!

Blows her boss.

Cobbler.

But why?

Fraudster.

ayobase: Like Bado?

And who might that be?

Eats people.

Escort.

lol. . .I don't have time for rubbish.

Whatever.

Janitor.

Another stripper.

Oh sh1t! Zoophiles'll start crushing on this one too. Poor dog.

Stripper.

Victory for Nigeria!

davidcobi: How?

Mann! You just had to ask the dreaded question...wait for the romance gurus.

You need to stop worrying so much about what isn't.

Earn her trust.